toxic roommate

After wearing the earphones for a long time, not only will the ears hurt, but the head will also hurt. After wearing them for a long time, Tao Mengzhu took them off and threw them aside.

As a very inattentive person, she feels that she needs a quiet coding environment more than anyone else.

But she hated princess patients the most in her life, so when she lived in school, she would bear it by herself no matter how irritable she was, and never said something like "I want to code, please be quiet".

If it is not quiet during the day, then write at night; if it is not quiet at night, then write in the early morning.

In order to stagger the noisy time code updates of her roommates, relying on her dedication to writing and her obsessive-compulsive disorder that would make her feel uncomfortable after updating, she successfully cultivated the ability to stay up late to code and sleep in class, tossing her biological clock To the point of insanity.

She had been rectifying this biological clock for two full years before she managed to see results.

Tao Mengzhu's heart aches when he thinks that his roommate has only lived in for three days, and his routine has the style of college days.

In the middle of the night, the group of four called [Bathtub Play Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pao Pao Pao Pao Pao Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pang Group of Four then changed their name, and became -- Jade Jade’s Day Goblin Goblin.”

After she clicked on the group, she wanted to ask how many words were left on the Langshan Jade List, but she couldn't control the resentment in her body, and subconsciously sent a complaint.

I dreamed of a bamboo: I'm getting bored to death_(:з」∠)_

Yeah, it's getting annoying.

She thinks that Zhen Shuang is a miracle of the new century, so wonderful that it can make a person's mood fluctuate violently in "minutes".

Before meeting Zhen Shuang, Tao Mengzhu was real, really, never had such a love-hate relationship with someone...

Dreamed of a bamboo: My roommate is very noisy playing games every day, what should I do?Urgent, wait online.

Langshanyu: [barbell-like laughter] What game does she play?

Dreamed of a bamboo: I play a lot of games, but I have little exposure to games, so I can't quite hear it.

Dreamed of a bamboo: Anyway, there are Tietian, LOL, MC

Langshanyu: Oh, lord, can you help Yuyu ask her which area of ​​LOL she plays?

Dreamed of a bamboo: [You are so beautiful, can I sleep with you]

I dreamed of a bamboo: I made a mistake

Dreamed of a bamboo: [Your breasts are too small, don’t talk]

Populus euphratica: [covers eyes]

Reminding Ball: [Gaze of Wisdom] Where did you steal that expression, so dirty

I dreamed of a bamboo: _(:з」∠)_ given by my roommate

Reminder ball: I accepted someone's emoticon package and still think it's noisy, you terrible woman.

Hu Yang: [laughing] You are a terrible woman.

Langshan Yu: [barbell-like laughter]

Dreamed of a bamboo: Yuyu, have you coded it!In 10 minutes it will be Wednesday!How far is the list?Want to be locked up in a small black room?

Langshanyu: [Crying out aggrieved] Yuyu has code words.

Langshanyu: [Laughing like a barbell] Yuyu is still eight thousand words short, if I don't sleep tonight, I can add a fat chapter.

Dreamed of a bamboo: The roommate next door is about to sleep, I am still one thousand and five short, I can accompany you for a while.

Langshanyu: [Laughing like a barbell] Can’t you size up a little more and accompany Yuyu more?

Langshanyu: [Crying out aggrieved] Yuyu code words have gone.

Hu Yang: I'm going to bed, good night everyone~

Lang Shanyu: Erhu, you... you you you... Yuyu stretched out a trembling finger!

Tao Mengzhu sighed, and was about to go to Guan Qun to code when he saw Yu Xiaoqiu's private chat.

Dirty Ball (乛▽乛) 23:55:21

If the roommate is noisy, let her be quiet. It is not a way for you to endure it every day.

Dreamed of a bamboo 23:55:24

I have said that, but the time limit does not exceed 10 minutes each time.

Dirty Ball (乛▽乛) 23:55:26

Girl, this kind of thing and kindness can't solve any problems. You have to show your anger and show your aloofness as the leader.

You have to let her know how important quiet is to you.

Even if you don't consider the problem of rounding up the spiritual food of [-] million readers, you still have to rely on this to eat, right?Talk to her, be serious, be serious, be fierce.

Dreamed of a bamboo: 23:55:36

Hmm...isn't that bad?

Dirty Ball (乛▽乛) 23:55:41

What's wrong, it's your home, you have the final say, besides, she interrupts your work, this matter is very important, and it doesn't involve the category of spoiled princess disease.

I really don't understand, you are obviously a bad tempered person, how can you be so tolerant of these things.

Tao Mengzhu didn't understand why he, who dared to complain about everything on Weibo on weekdays, was always special about this kind of thing. He didn't dare to say anything, let alone offend people. He always felt that everything he said was very wrong.

Perhaps, this is the traditional virtue of peace?

Dreamed of a bamboo 23:55:55

She has paid the rent, don't you think that the customer is God every day when you sell things?

Dirty Ball (乛▽乛) 23:56:09

Are you stupid?I opened a Taobao store, of course the customer is God!What good god is it that you rent out a room?You two don't get along well, how can she give you a bad review?

Is the problem of getting along and disharmony in the future something you should worry about now?

In order to get along harmoniously, you have to endure everything, listen to her gossip, ruin your own routine, and then fight to be a good-for-nothing by the way?

Dreamed of a bamboo 23:58:39

_(:з」∠)_It makes sense.

It seems reasonable, but when you think about it in another way, it doesn't feel very kind.

Tao Mengzhu also played games before, and he can understand the feeling of being unable to control himself after playing games.

Especially when playing games with a few friends with the voice turned on, emotions are the easiest to be aroused. If she is not allowed to speak, she will really suffocate to death.

Dirty Ball (乛▽乛) 23:58:42

Your roommate was very generous to me that day

She doesn't look like someone who would fuss about little things, so why not just let her be quiet?

Tao Mengzhu didn't reply, just leaned on the back of the chair in a daze, and didn't come back to himself until he heard the sound of Zhen Shuang next door going out of the room to wash up.

At that moment, she felt that she felt the joy of "waiting once in a thousand years".

Dreamed of a bamboo 23:58:45

My roommate is asleep, I'll go to code first, see you tomorrow.

Without the interruption of his roommate, Tao Mengzhu's thoughts flowed like a spring in an instant, and he finished coding and updating within an hour.

Dreamed of a bamboo: How much jade is there?

Langshanyu: [Laughing like a barbell] Yuyu's word count is a bit short now, so I'm sorry to report it, so I'll talk more.

Dreamed of a bamboo: Come on, I'm going to sleep.

Langshan Yu: Leader, Ni... you, you, you... Yuyu stretched out a trembling finger!

Reminder ball: [Gaze of Wisdom] Don't tremble with your fingers tonight, hold on, and update well.

Langshanyu: Yuyu knows.

Lang Shanyu: So, you all hate Yuyu.

Reminder ball: Quick code!I'm not sleepy yet, I can stay with you for a while.

Langshanyu: [barbell-like laughter] I knew I had the best ball!

……

It is said that she thinks day by day and night by night, but maybe her roommate’s tone of voice and laughter were too magical, which made Tao Mengzhu couldn’t help complaining in her heart for a long time before going to bed, which directly caused her to meet Zhen Shuang again in a nightmare that night .

In the dream, she was so stuck that she almost scratched her forehead, but Zhen Shuang was enjoying herself playing games next door.

Furious, she gritted her teeth and rushed to the next door. Like Popeye eating spinach, she reached out and grabbed her roommate from the computer chair, pressed her against the wall, and stretched out her fingers to seal her mouth. Convulsively said a line from the domineering president...

"Woman, you are noisy."

The roommate stared blankly with a pair of beautiful eyes, full of surprise.

Tao Mengzhu thought, in this way, this girl should be obedient, right?

So she let go.

The next second, the corner of the roommate's mouth slightly raised, and he laughed silently for two seconds, then the volume gradually increased, and finally became a heart-warming laugh like a barbell...

Fuck, it's terrible!

"Shut up! Be quiet!!!" Tao Mengzhu yelled like crazy and sat up from the bed, covered in cold sweat.

She looked around in a daze, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it was a dream...

Tao Mengzhu shook his head, grabbed the mobile phone on the bedside table, and glanced at the time—it wasn't ten o'clock in the morning.

I woke up a lot earlier today than two days ago.

As she was thinking like this, she saw Zhen Shuang pushed the door open again, poked his head in, and asked, "Fang...Meng Zhu, are you okay?"

"Well... I had a nightmare, it's okay." Tao Mengzhu subconsciously dodged his gaze towards Zhen Shuang.

"Nightmare! What a nightmare, let me tell you about it!" Zhen Shuang got excited and ran to her side in a few steps.

How dare Tao Mengzhu say the content of this dream?He quickly shook his head and said, "What can I say? I can't remember clearly..."

"Oh..." Zhen Shuang nodded, and said, "Do you want to have breakfast? Or do you want to merge with morning and middle at a later date?"

"Later, eat now, I won't be able to eat at noon." Tao Mengzhu said, put on slippers and walked into the bathroom.

Zhen Shuang nodded, his eyes followed Tao Mengzhu's back for two seconds, he looked embarrassed when he saw the blinds, turned around dully, and walked back to his room.

When Tao Mengzhu squeezed the toothpaste, he caught sight of Zhen Shuang's embarrassment from the corner of his eye, and couldn't help being embarrassed with her for two seconds.

It's just that the embarrassment of the two is not at the same point.

Because what Tao Mengzhu was thinking at the time was - why did his roommate have such a painful expression just now?Could it be that he was unhappy because he didn't hear the content of the nightmare?

Hey, why didn't I realize when I was living in school that living with other people is such a difficult thing...

After washing up, Tao Mengzhu sat in front of the computer and pondered for a long time, and finally felt that what Yu Xiaoqiu said made sense. She could bear the matter of her roommate being too noisy for a while, but not for a lifetime.

If you still want to coexist peacefully, you must express this contradiction in a firm tone, so that it can be resolved from the root cause!

Thinking of this, Tao Mengzhu slammed the table and got up, and decided to go to the next door to have a good talk about life and ideals before Zhen Shuang started playing games.

As soon as she left the bedroom door, she saw Zhen Shuang put on her sneakers and ran downstairs quickly.

The pajamas were not changed, and the door was not closed.

"What's the situation..." Tao Mengzhu murmured, walked to the door, and watched curiously.

Soon, Zhen Shuang ran up with a package in his arms—it turned out that he was going to pick up the courier.

Tao Mengzhu pursed her lips and said, "Roommate, I have something to tell you..."

"What's the matter?" Zhen Shuang asked, and before Tao Mengzhu could reply, he offered the package in his arms with both hands, raised his eyebrows and said, "My dear, your earphones have arrived, if you are satisfied, please give me a five-star praise~~"

Headphones?Almost forgot about this...

Tao Mengzhu stretched out her hands to take the earphones in a daze, and the courage she had mustered up vanished in an instant - she even held the earphones with both hands, wouldn't it be too inhumane for her to tell him to shut up?

It seems that this life and ideal cannot be discussed today.

Holding this great gift from her roommate, Tao Mengzhu was surprised, happy and disappointed. There are mixed feelings in it, which are hard for ordinary people to understand.

"By the way, you just said you have something to do, what's the matter?" Zhen Shuang changed her slippers, got up and asked.

Tao Mengzhu suddenly froze in place with a lump in his throat.

"Huh?" Zhen Shuang stretched out his hand and waved it in front of her eyes.

"Um, that's it..." Tao Mengzhu's mouth twitched slightly, and he had an idea, and he said with relief: "Oh yes, I said I will give you the menu and phone number of the home cooking restaurant downstairs, and you can order what you like in the future , I don’t eat celery and bitter gourd, feel free to do anything else... If you don’t like the taste of this restaurant, I have a delivery phone number from another restaurant.”

"Ooooh! Good! Give it to me, give it to me!"

So, Tao Mengzhu went back to her room holding the earphone in a complicated mood, and sent the menu on the phone and the order number to Zhen Shuang's Q/Q.

After sending the message, she fell into a period of sad and painful contemplation.

……

Facts have proved that no matter how expensive the earphones are, no matter how comfortable they are to wear, the ears and head will still hurt after listening for a long time.

Tao Mengzhu tried hard to find out the time and rules of Zhen Shuang's daily game play, trying to perfectly stagger his codeword time and game time.

As a result, after more than a week of observation, she discovered a very frustrating thing. Zhen Shuang is a very free-wheeling person. There are a lot of games on the computer. One can be opened to play.

So, she fell into a vicious cycle of [calvin] → [staying up late] → [sleep late and wake up late] → [trance] → [more irritable] → [more calvin], half a month passed in a blink of an eye.

Half a month ago, Tao Mengzhu originally thought that she would be decadent for a long time after breaking up with her lovelorn, but unexpectedly, a roommate brought countless ups and downs and great joys and sorrows to her mood.

It felt like God was playing a big joke on her.

In the past, she wanted to be an optimistic person, but life gave her two slaps, took away her only relative, and told her to go away and feel the pain of life.

Now she wanted to take advantage of the pain of losing her love silently, but life gave her two slaps and sent her a terrible roommate, leaving her no time to reminisce about the past.

The touching caring, the noisy noise of code words, the two merged into one, and became a entanglement that dare not speak out.

This entanglement completely overwhelmed the sadness in her heart with lightning speed...

How many times, she wanted to be alone and sad for a while, but she was interrupted by the sound of playing games next door, so that the pain of broken love had not had time to vent in the future, and she was unknowingly entangled with the irritability The emotion was dispelled.

Yes, she is naturally more interested in the question of "how to quiet down a roommate without hurting the peace" than mourning "loss".

However, she found that there was no solution to this problem. No matter how nicely she reminded her, she could only get Zhen Shuang's sentence with a shelf life of no more than half an hour: "I pay attention, I must pay attention!"

Finally, Tao Mengzhu broke out on a weekend after the two rented together for half a month.

At that time, she was writing to an abusive point in the article, and tears flowed out as she wrote.

Deep in love, the dialect version of "Fire" suddenly came from next door.

"You spray fire! Four me rough! Short and fat Ninggood! Can't breathe!"

"I beat the four fires~~ No matter which pot is poured out! Aww~ oh~~ Beibei!!"

A mouthful of old blood choked Tao Mengzhu's mouth, and the feelings that had been brewing with great difficulty disappeared in an instant, and the tears that were still swirling in his eyes last second also lost the meaning of falling in an instant.

"Zhen Shuang..." Tao Mengzhu gritted his teeth and wiped away tears, got up and rushed to the next door, shouting at the back who was laughing at the computer screen at this moment: "Zhen Shuang!!!!"

Zhen Shuang shook her hand, turned off the sound card switch abruptly, stood up and looked at Tao Mengzhu with astonishment.

Today's landlord is so scary...the eye circles are all red!

"You...you you you..." Tao Mengzhu stretched out a trembling finger, but he didn't know how to blame this roommate who looked confused and frightened.

At this moment, she suddenly felt that she was more wronged than Yuyu, whom everyone despised.

"I... um... are you taking a nap? Yes... I'm sorry..." Zhen Shuang carefully moved to the side of the bed, thinking for a while that if the landlord rushed over to beat her, she would be beaten to the ground A little bit softer.

However, Tao Mengzhu did not make a move.

She came with the anger accumulated for more than half a month, but she mysteriously vented her anger in front of Zhen Shuang.

This roommate who has always taken good care of her has made her deeply understand what it is like to be "helpless".

- You have to let her know how important quiet is to you.

Yu Xiaoqiu’s words were still in his ears. Under Zhen Shuang’s gaze, Tao Mengzhu took four deep breaths in a row, and finally said: “I make a living by writing, and I need a slightly quieter creative environment. You interrupt me I have thought about it many times, and I really endured it for a long time!"

Zhen Shuang stopped talking for a while, and finally nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and said, "You, you should have said it earlier... I thought you were on a long vacation and you have nothing to do... So you are a writer , so amazing..." Zhen Shuang said, rubbed his fingers together a few times, raised his eyes and asked with a playful smile: "Then, can you tell me, what is your pen name?"

"..." Tao Mengzhu was dumbfounded for a moment.

Girl, am I angry with you, can you face it seriously!

The author has something to say:

Tao Mengzhu: What do I want to do with her, what do I want to do with her, what do I want to do with her [bye]

Tao Mengzhu (pulling petals): Tell her, don't tell her, tell her, don't tell...

----------Look at the dividing line that can lose ten catties----------

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