toxic roommate

What should I get as a gift when I go to my girlfriend's house for the first time for the New Year?

After thinking for a long time, Tao Mengzhu posted this question in the small group.

Wen Huangqiu: [Gaze of Wisdom] What?

Wen Huangqiu: You actually want to go to my sister's house to celebrate the new year?

Erhu Hu: (⊙o⊙)...

Yuduanduan: [Laughter that destroys the world] Oh my god, do you want to come out with your family?

Gu Liangzhou is always very enthusiastic about this kind of topic. She has long regarded it as the only way in life, and has been looking for courage and opportunities.

Hearing Tao Mengzhu ask such a question at this moment, he subconsciously paid more attention.

Ri Gengzhu: What kind of closet is it for the Chinese New Year? The New Year still needs to be lived well.

Ri Gengzhu: But Diumei's parents have already agreed, saying that adding an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks will not be troublesome.

Higaratake: I thought about it, and I couldn't go there empty-handed, but I really didn't know what to buy.

Wen Huangqiu: What else do you want to buy?It's not like going to the next job, so you don't have to worry about being suspicious if you bring too much stuff?

Hisaratake: Yes, I always feel that her parents may have discovered something. When she called home, the atmosphere was not right.

Higentake: In case it was a temptation, I went there empty-handed_(:3」∠)_

In that case, wouldn't it seem particularly incomprehensible?

Yuduanduan: Then you don’t need to bring anything. What kind of gift does the family give?It would be better to just take □□ with you.

Erhuhu: Yuyu, you are such a Yuyu.

Ri Gengzhu: Hey, you are actually like this Hey ——“

Erhu Hu: Ah, what does this word read (⊙o⊙)...

Rigeng Bamboo: Reading Soil

Yuduanduan: You, you, you!Leader, you just blew up Yuyu's head!Yuyu has been incomplete since then, and has become a mess!

Wen Huangqiu: Actually, I think what Yuyu said makes sense. Instead of buying some messy souvenirs, you might as well buy some practical ones.

Yuduanduan: Yes, the cheaper one is an electric toothbrush. When I bought it for my parents for the first time, I taught them how to use it. They were very happy.

Yuduanduan: They like new gadgets. If you feel that the hundreds of dollars is not sincere, buy expensive ones.

Yuduanduan: Massage chairs, treadmills, and home furnishings, high-end atmosphere [Kanglong laughs like regret]

It sounds so powerful.

She doesn't even know what those things look like.

Wen Huangqiu: As a parent, why did you entrust your daughter to you?In most people's minds, your beliefs are not in line with their wishes. If you want to win, you have to far outweigh this dissatisfaction in other aspects.

Wen Huangqiu: You have to let them know that it doesn't matter whether you are a man or a woman.

Wen Huangqiu: When adults ask their children to go on a blind date, what is the most important thing?Qian Tu and character, character depends on feeling, Qian Tu has to rely on facts.

Erhu Hu: [Looks confused]

Wen Huangqiu: You said so much, do you understand?

Tao Mengzhu suddenly realized and nodded, walked to the next door and interrupted Zhen Shuang, who was broadcasting live, and said, "I was just thinking, this time I go back to give our parents something. Tell me, how about a massage chair? Buy a better one. , comfortable to use."

"Aha?" Zhen Shuang reacted for a while, and the live broadcast was not turned off, so she opened Taobao and searched for a massage chair, and asked mutteringly, "Choose Difficulty Syndrome again, do you have any recommendations?"

Soon, all kinds of recommendations and exclamations appeared on the barrage.

On the other side of the computer thousands of miles away, Zhen's father and Zhen's mother looked at the live broadcast screen and the layers of barrage with surprise.

——Oh my God, I actually watched people live on Sina and went shopping on Taobao!

——My mother, the leader is indeed a moron!

——Please don't carelessly choose a price of more than five figures!

——Leader Dirty Girl, are you short of a daughter? The kind who would be an idiot and call her mother!

- Dirty Baba and Dirty Mama are so happy qaq

They just took a look at their daughter's live broadcast room on the weekend, and they seemed to have bumped into something extraordinary.

The two have lived for more than 50 years. For the first time, they found out that their daughter and... maybe the future daughter-in-law bought them a meeting gift during the live broadcast, and their attitude was very serious.

Looking at the tens of thousands of chairs, they looked at each other with eyes filled with bewilderment.

"What should I do, should I accept it?" Mother Zhen asked.

With short hands, it will not be easy to turn your face in the future after accepting it.

"Why don't you accept it? Shall I call now..." Father Zhen rubbed his temples.

Yes, how can I refuse this?Is it possible to call now and say: "I saw you live broadcast, I will not accept this gift, and don't call our parents, I can't bear it!"

Mother Zhen hesitated for a while, then took out her phone.

Father Zhen was stunned for a moment, and said, "Are you really fighting? If you fight, you won't be able to live a good year!"

"My heart is not solid at all... I dare not accept this gift." Mother Zhen said, turned off the volume of the stereo, and called Zhen Shuang.

Zhen Shuang doesn't have a lot of phone calls on weekdays, and if she has a phone call, [-]% of it is at home.

At this moment, the two of them were seriously looking at the baby's details, when her cell phone rang suddenly, which startled them instantly.

Zhen Shuang picked up the phone from the side and took a look, it was indeed from my dear mother.

She answered the phone tremblingly, and gave a guilty "Hello".

"Eh..." Mother Zhen on the other end of the phone paused for a while before saying, "What did you have for lunch?"

"Ah, ah...fried rice for lunch!" Zhen Shuang subconsciously glanced at Tao Mengzhu.

"Fried rice, fried rice is good, fried rice is good." Mother Zhen repeated, as if hypnotizing herself: "Well, what are you doing now?"

"I'm live broadcasting, Mom." Zhen Shuang said, Tao Mengzhu reached out to help turn off Mai's voice.

"Live broadcast, oh, there is something I want to tell you."

The more Zhen Shuang listened, the more nervous she became: "Mom, tell me."

"Uh, that, that, that... what did I want to say, I forgot, I'll hang up first."

"what?"

—Beep, beep, beep, beep.

Zhen Shuang looked bewildered.

"Your acting skills... are inherited, right?" Tao Mengzhu held Zhen Shuang's hand and said, "If you hesitate like this, they may really know something, and they dare not say it if they want to say it."

The kind of acting skills that you can't even fool yourself, let alone others?

Zhen Shuang pursed her lips and said, "I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of?"

"I'm not afraid, but promise me, don't get into conflict with your family for me. If they really disagree, let's think about it slowly."

"How can there be so many ifs!" Zhen Shuang sat up straight and said seriously: "You go back with me, you are my wife, my parents don't want you, I want you, anyway, I don't live at home anymore, I'm afraid of them I can't kill it!"

Tao Mengzhu was stunned for a moment, then couldn't help laughing.

Zhen Shuang's serious appearance is really cute, like a natural small class worker standing on the podium to help the teacher give lectures, as if one second is full of enthusiasm, and the next second when he is wronged, he will pout and shout: "I don't care about me!" Quit it, if you have the ability, go to heaven!"

"Then if you are in a bad mood, don't hide it in front of me. Your acting skills are too bad. I can tell that you want to cry or make trouble freely. Just let it out when you feel comfortable." Tao Mengzhu said, and opened the live broadcast room. Mai, said: "The call is over, everyone is waiting for you."

Zhen Shuang nodded heavily: "Yes!"

In order to go home with Zhen Shuang this time, Tao Mengzhu specially prepared a week's deposit in advance.

Because she decided to perform well at Zhen Shuang's house this time, instead of squatting in front of the computer all day typing, she made a decision tremblingly.

During this period of time, I can only feel a little bit wronged readers.

The night before boarding the plane, Tao Mengzhu pitifully wrote a few lines in the author's words.

"Hello, everyone. In order to live happily ever after, this author has decided to go home with my dear for the New Year. It is very important to her whether she can make a good impression on her future parents, so, She decided to only change [-] a day during the Chinese New Year, and everything will return to normal after returning home after the year. I hope you understand and bow deeply!"

None of the readers who read the news complained, but praised the conscientious author repeatedly.

——It’s the Chinese New Year, and all the articles in the favorites will not be updated. It’s very conscientious for the leader to keep the daily updates!

——Lifelong sexual happiness is important!Allies, come on!

——Caught off guard by the little green character showing affection! The leader of qaq and the dirty sister must take down the dirty parents and dirty mothers, and make great efforts to have sex ♂, it's not in vain. We only have three thousand to watch during the Chinese New Year!

——For the sake of this article, as long as you are happy, you can do whatever you want!

In the airport waiting hall, the two got together head-to-head and read the comments of these readers. The two laughed and joked with each other.

"You have to talk about family affairs!"

"Don't tell the outside world, what reason should I use to ask for leave to accompany you?"

"It's not good to abuse a dog like this!"

"It's not a secret that we're together. It's a fact whether our love is showing off or not. Isn't this passage still missing?"

Not bad.

I like you. I don't need to keep a low profile. Why bother to keep it hidden when I travel across mountains and rivers to ask a parent's consent?

***

"My daughter is coming back today."

Mother Zhen was repeating this sentence early in the morning, and she would say it once or twice every once in a while, as if it was not her daughter who was coming back, but some great personage.

Both she and Zhen's father knew that it was not only Zhen Shuang who came back, but also the author who lived with his daughter.

That little girl is quite pretty, she reads Weibo, and her words and deeds are decent on weekdays. At least... at least she is much more civilized than her daughter who always plays games with a bunch of male anchors.

That little girl, who seems to have a good income in writing, ordered a [-] massage chair for her family without blinking an eye, saying that she wanted to rest and relax more after a hard day's work.

Now Father Zhen closed his eyes, half-lying on the massage chair with a face full of enjoyment, hearing the beeping sound of massage in his ears made Mother Zhen panic.

"Old Zhen! You won't just be bought by this thing, right? We must have our own stand, this is a major event in our daughter's life, we must think it through clearly! I still can't take it easy... Tell me, how are we going to face that leader?" She stood by the chair and muttered, but turned around and found a very sad thing.

Lao Zhen fell asleep, fell asleep, fell asleep, fell asleep...