toxic roommate

Xiao Ritian was so greedy that he ate the lower half of the snowman's face. Maybe the only thing he was really interested in was the slice of ham, but the fact is that the snowman was gnawed by it.

Zhen Shuang, dumbfounded, drove Xiao Ritian to the kitchen, made breakfast for him, and then froze the snowman's body into the refrigerator.

Tao Mengzhu looked on and wanted to laugh, but after breakfast, she was dragged out by Zhen Shuang to find Xue.

When I went out again, the sky was already bright, and the white on the ground had already been trampled into pitted slush, and there was not much snow left on the leaves.

In a city where it rarely snows, people will be very excited when they encounter snow.

I heard that parents with children even took a day off for their children because of the snow, just to take a photo.

Even if only a fist-sized snowman can be photographed.It's pretty crazy anyway.

This kind of fanaticism makes northern netizens laugh out loud on Weibo almost every year, but it should be fanatic.

In order to find some clean snow, the two of them took a rare long walk, and even deliberately climbed a high slope that they would not climb on weekdays. Thinking of such a high slope, climbing tired, people who go to play in the snow should be able to A little less, maybe a little more snow left behind.

More than an hour later, the two returned home with two snow balls in their hands and flushed. They built a new snowman as they wished and put it on the balcony again.

This time, there was no ham sausage on the snowman's mouth, but a thick red thread stuck on it.

Xiao Ritian didn't bite the snowman again, and the snowman just stood on the balcony for a whole night, and then gloriously turned into a puddle of water at noon the next day.

Zhen Shuang looked at the puddle of water and yelled, "Xiaoxue, you died so badly!"

Then I posted a Weibo to commemorate the little snowman who died, and I got a lot of "sorrow and change" with 23333 in the comment forwarding.

***

With the enthusiastic help of Gu Liangzhou, Tao Mengzhu and Zhen Shuang chose to take a set of wedding photos at a local wedding photographer with good reviews from customers.

On the day of the scheduled shooting, the two were both shy and excited to be taken to a suburban villa area for filming.

The winter sun was rarely warm, but the two of them who had taken off their heavy coats were still shivering from the cold.

After taking the photo and returning home, the two sneezed and squatted next to the little sun for heating. Their words were full of regrets, saying that they should wait until the weather was warmer before going.

However, after waiting for a while, the two of them forgot the severe cold that day when they got the photos. They happily chose a favorite photo and washed it out. The girl bought a heart-shaped photo frame and put it in the living room. on the TV.

Xiao Ritian was holding a chewed-out molar stick in his mouth, silently squatting aside and wagging his tail, as if he didn't recognize the two owners in the photo.

Seeing the confused look on its face, Zhen Shuang turned around and pointed to the photo and said, "This is me and the leader, Riri, do you recognize it?"

Xiao Ritian turned indifferently and walked back to his mattress. The words "Mom's mentally retarded" seemed to be written on the swaying buttocks.

Zhen Shuang rolled her eyes at Xiao Ritian, took Tao Mengzhu along, and hurriedly posted the rest of the photos on Weibo, as if she wanted the whole world to know her relationship with Tao Mengzhu.

In this way, the two people who had never had a photo on the Internet even once, had a photo on the same day.

The microblog posted in the afternoon had been reposted tens of thousands that night, and for no apparent reason, it became a trending search with the keyword "three thanks to the leader".

Tao Mengzhu had just posted the ending chapter, swiped Weibo, and was taken aback by the speed of her followers.

In the comments, there are good-looking ones, those who send blessings, those who express disgust, those who complain about wasting resources, and those who have different ideas scold each other.

There are also many marketing blogs that have been reproduced without authorization. Topics such as "the popular anchor and the author are in love, and the same-sex wedding photos are released, and the netizens congratulate them in unison." Such topics have attracted more attention.

Tao Mengzhu automatically ignored the content, and silently posted a Weibo.

Master of Fenghuang Novel Network:

Thank you for your blessings and compliments. I can’t even see [doge] those who speak bad words. I can’t afford the beauty. Makeup and ps can change the world.Anyway, we are very happy together.In addition, the old pit is over today, because this article is too sweet, so there is no extra episode, all audiences are welcome to jump into the pit, but you must support the genuine version→[web link]

Within a few minutes, Zhen Shuang ran into Tao Mengzhu's room and said, "Your advertising is enough!"

As she spoke, she clicked on retweeting—read every word, and also, after the end, you can jump into the pit, this is an embellished version of the two or three things between me and the leader [doge]

"Are you sure, your parents won't be on Weibo?" Tao Mengzhu smiled and turned the direction of the chair, looking at Zhen Shuang who was sitting on the bed and playing with his mobile phone: "We are so high-profile, what should we do if we are seen? "

"It's not that you don't know how dirty the guy who plays games with me every day is. If my parents play Weibo, I don't know how many times I would have died." Zhen Shuang said, shaking his legs proudly, and said: "Don't tell me they don't know my Weibo. They don't even know where I live broadcast, where I broadcast and record, or even what my name is. How can they see it?"

Zhen Shuang has always been afraid that three-dimensional acquaintances would spy on her Two-dimensional life, even relatives, so she has always taken precautionary measures. Every time she broadcasts live, she must lock her parents out of the house. It has not been broken.

"However, they know my pen name." Tao Mengzhu said.

Zhen Shuang was silent for a while, then said, "Well...what about him?"

Whatever it is, paper can't hold fire, some things will have to be faced one day, the difference is only sooner or later.

***

Zhen's mother, who was about to fall asleep, was half lying on the bed, looking at the mango table alone for the purpose of hypnosis for thousands of years, while Zhen's father who was beside her had already fallen asleep early.

Suddenly, an avatar that he hadn't seen for a long time flashed in WeChat.

The man asked: What kind of work does your Zhen Shuang do after graduation?

This is the parent of Zhen Shuang's high school deskmate. The two exchanged mobile phone numbers at the parent meeting. In the past two years, they forgot to add WeChat because of something. Can't get rid of the relationship.

This person is more or less comparison-minded, Mother Zhen can tell, it seems that her own Zhen Shuang is not as good as her precious daughter, so she is so embarrassing.

What an unpleasant person.

Mother Zhen thought about it, and pretended to force her to go back: "She is doing her favorite game business now, her monthly salary is quite high, and she can send back a lot of money every month, and she can buy a house and a car soon. gone."

The person asked again: Yes, yes, that's what I wanted to ask. Your family, Zhen Shuang, is a game anchor now, right?You just let it go?

"Yes." She replied, "Children need freedom to create, so what does she do?"

The words are tall, but the mood is actually quite complicated. My daughter doesn't like to go home before graduation, and she doesn't love home after graduation.

After more than half a year of graduation, I only stayed home for a month during the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day. During that month, I said that I didn’t want to stay at home every day. Only two days after the National Day, I left with my luggage.

I haven't even been back on New Year's Day.

It is said that women are not allowed to stay in college. I used to see my daughter obediently, shrinking at home every day, and I didn't believe this, but now I believe it.

She also couldn't figure out why she still had to go outside after her family had promised her to be a game anchor, so she didn't have to go out to work.Maybe the family really affected her freedom?

In the past, I was always disgusted with the live broadcasts she did on the Internet. I always felt that those were not doing business properly, and that it was not stable to make money.

After a few quarrels, I thought about it carefully. There is only such a baby girl in the family. As long as she is happy, she can do whatever she wants. As long as she is not wronged, she should support her as much as possible.

My daughter is doing well now, and I should be proud of her.

However, just after she finished replying, the other party's reply made her fall into a long silence.

The man said: My daughter saw the wedding photos of two girls on the Internet. One is a game anchor and the other is a writer.

As he said that, he sent a Weibo link.

What is the name of the person who tweeted San Kuikouya? She had never seen this name before, but she looked exactly like her daughter.

The mother's familiarity with her daughter cannot be easily deceived by putting on makeup and a picture. If others are not sure, can she still not recognize it?

She thought, this person came to talk about this, not to compare with her own daughter, but just to see a joke, right?

Mother Zhen was silent for a long time, looking at the photos over and over again, hoping that it was just something wrong with her eyes, and she recognized the wrong person.

But no, she knew the pen name of her daughter's roommate, and the female author was called Mr. Leader, and she was exactly the same as the person in this Weibo, with no more words and no less words.

Mother Zhen was in a state of confusion, but she didn't dare to act rashly. She just silently flipped through the microblogs posted by her daughter and the author one by one.

There are new photos of their dog named Xiao Ritian.

The two of them try new recipes and turn the kitchen into a battlefield.

They stared at the cold wind and went to a villa complex to take a set of wedding photos.

They made two ugly snowmen.

……

She still remembers that when her daughter graduated and said she wanted to rent a house outside, she told her daughter to find a girl to live with. Girls are pure and don't have too many extravagant thoughts, so it's safe.

Safe, where can I go safely?

This is good, indeed no man has any unreasonable thoughts about his daughter, because the daughter has already made a lifelong marriage with a girl.

She jumped back to the top in a daze, and commented on her daughter's latest Weibo: How can you two girls be together?

Soon, she received a lot of replies from strangers, with good and bad tone, some extreme and some calm. To sum it up, it probably meant something like this: "Together is to live, not to have children. Why can't this girl be together?"