toxic roommate

Yes, that was a dog, a dirty dog.

Tao Mengzhu looked at Zhen Shuang speechlessly, and then at the unfriendly dog ​​in Zhen Shuang's arms.

Taking a closer look, the dog is not only unfriendly, but the pair of small black and round eyes are clearly contemptuous, contemptuous, and squinting at her very confidently, it is simply mocking her that she can't even recognize the dog ignorance.

Conscience of heaven and earth, Tao Mengzhu will not be too blind to recognize a dog, what she wants to ask is: Come back when you come back, what do you want to bring back a smelly dog!

Before she could speak, Zhen Shuang spoke first: "This dog is so pitiful! I saw it put in a small cardboard box on the way back, and my stomach was so hungry..."

Tao Mengzhu didn't say a word, just looked at Zhen Shuang silently.

"I just gave it the bread I brought from the plane." Zhen Shuang said, shrinking his neck, carefully moved the suitcase into the room, and closed the door.

"and then?"

"Then I saw that it was quite obedient, so I hugged it back."

How did the roommate see that the dog was obedient?Just this small look, no matter how you look at it, you don't look obedient, okay!

"What are you doing with a dog?" Tao Mengzhu frowned, and said with a strong attitude: "This is my home, and dogs are not allowed."

Zhen Shuang was stunned, stretched out his hand to rub the dog's head, and said, "Do you think it is a bit ugly? It will look better after washing it. My family also picked up a dog before. It was dirty and wrinkled. After washing it, it will look good." Spirited!"

"It's not a matter of being ugly or not!" Tao Mengzhu glanced at the dog looking around, pursed his lips, and said, "Anyway, I don't like it, I'm not a caring person."

"Hey, it doesn't matter, it's too late from now on!" Zhen Shuang said, let go of the suitcase in hand, flicked his feet left and right, and quickly changed into slippers. Under Tao Mengzhu's surprised and disgusted eyes, He ran to the toilet with the dog in his arms.

"Hey! Hey, hey!"

Tao Mengzhu chased into the toilet dumbfounded, and as soon as his left foot stepped on the threshold, he saw Zhen Shuang had brought out the footbath, removed the shower, rolled up his sleeves, and put on a posture of preparing for a big fight.

"Leader, help me find an unused dry towel in my room, and a hair dryer..." Zhen Shuang said, testing the water temperature in the sink.

Tao Mengzhu pursed his lips, and stood there with a look of lovelessness, not wanting to move at all.

Soon, Zhen Shuang tested the water temperature, squatted down, held the shower in one hand, and pressed the dog's back with the other.

In the next second, the dog touched the water like Popeye eating spinach. One second he was still lifeless, but the next second he jumped out of Zhen Shuang's small palm vigorously and flew towards the door of the toilet.

Tao Mengzhu hurriedly stepped aside to hide, raised his foot with his hand on the door frame, and watched the wet little guy rush past his feet.

"What the hell!"

"Grab it!"

Zhen Shuang threw away the shower in his hand, and swept past Tao Mengzhu with a gust of wind, splashing water in the toilet, as if it was a partial shower.

Tao Mengzhu frowned, and "Maoyu" stepped forward to turn off the tap.

When I walked out the door again, the ground was covered with puddles of water stains and dirty footprints one after another.

Looking up again, the sofa, bench, and coffee table were all spared.

One person and one dog jumped up and down in just a few minutes, trampling every part of the house, and finally fell into a stalemate that made people laugh and cry.

The dog got under the sofa.

Zhen Shuang bent over to block the outside, her eyes full of determination: "Come out, I'll give you a bath!"

"If you don't take a shower, the landlord will kick you out!"

"Wang!"

"Nothing to eat, no place to sleep!"

"Wang Wang!"

"Do I look like the bad guy?"

"Wang Wang Wang..."

"Hey, come out and clean up for nothing!"

Tao Mengzhu wanted to get angry at first, but when he saw his roommate like this, he was so angry that he didn't know where to start, so he just quietly took out the rag and cleaned up the mess.

It was an hour before the dog was groomed.

Tao Mengzhu crossed his legs and sat on the sofa that had just been cleaned, his face was clearly filled with displeasure.

Zhen Shuang was squatting on the ground, watching the dog eat ham sausage and bibimbap with relish, the happiness in her eyes seemed to be eating a big meal herself.

It's not hard to imagine how upset the roommates would be if the dog got rid of them.

Tao Mengzhu looked at Zhen Shuang with a look of lovelessness, and thought: Isn't it just a dog?Every day someone eats with her and listening to your live broadcast is not enough, do you have to have a dog...

Tao Mengzhu didn't have much research on pets, so he couldn't tell what breed the dog was, but he also felt that the dog was indeed quite beautiful after being washed. The coat color was mainly white, supplemented by a few brown spots. The small pointed ears and the small tail wagging left and right make people want to touch it.

If it weren't for the fact that she could always see the look of disgust in this dog's eyes inexplicably, if it wasn't for her trying to maintain her unhappy performance, Tao Mengzhu really wanted to go up to rub Zhen Shuang with Zhen Shuang, who was only half a dog. A skinny little dog with big arms.

Zhen Shuang squatted beside the puppy and watched for a long time, finally got up and walked to Tao Mengzhu's side, hesitant to speak for a long time, finally pointed to the dog's raised buttocks, and said: "Leader, we Is it okay to keep it?"

"Can I say it's not good?" Tao Mengzhu raised his eyes to meet Zhen Shuang's disappointed eyes, and immediately softened his heart: "I don't know how to raise a dog. If I can't raise it well, I will treat it badly...you have to think it Poor, we can help it find a new owner."

"Really... can't you raise it..."

As if understanding the conversation between the two behind him, the puppy turned his head and stared at them with wide eyes, with a few grains of rice hanging from his mouth and nose.

"..." Tao Mengzhu suddenly didn't know how to deal with it.

Zhen Shuang's eyes rolled, and he grinned and said, "I brought it back because we were too housebound and lacked exercise. If we raise a dog, we can take it for a walk at a fixed time every day." , you see, keeping a dog is good for your physical and mental health!"

"You can go for a walk without a dog, and I can accompany you." Tao Mengzhu said.

"Why do I still go for a walk when I can't enjoy the fun of walking the dog?" Zhen Shuang said with a look of surprise, "It's the same reason why I don't want to go out without express delivery. Going out requires a lot of reasons and motivation! "

The corners of Tao Mengzhu's mouth twitched slightly, and he thought: Yes, I'm not as good as a dog.

"Okay, give it away if you don't like it..." Zhen Shuang pursed her mouth, turned around and squatted back beside the puppy weakly, stretched out her hand to smooth its soft fur, the puppy shook its head, He bowed his head and continued to eat.

This situation made Tao Mengzhu feel guilty, and couldn't help but let go: "It's not impossible to raise it."

"What do you want me to say!" Zhen Shuang quickly turned her head and looked at Tao Mengzhu with surprise.

"I don't want to clean up the shit, and I don't want to see it. Dogs are not allowed to enter my room, and they are not allowed to go on the sofa when it is dirty." Tao Mengzhu said lightly.

Zhen Shuang was overjoyed, got up and walked quickly towards Tao Mengzhu, opened his arms, and hugged her tightly: "I really love you to death!"

Tao Mengzhu couldn't help being taken aback by the sudden hug, and was about to respond with raised hands, when Zhen Shuang turned around and ran to tease the dog again...

Isn't it just a dog?Just raise it if you want, how much energy can a dead house have to raise a dog?When you are tired, you will always give it away.

She wants to see how noisy the roommate's three minutes of heat can make the house.

Tao Mengzhu pursed her lips, turned around and walked back to her room, and clicked on the small group dedicated to complaints.

Tao Mengzhu: I am so tired, my roommate picked up a dog and went home_(:3」∠)_

Wen Huangqiu: [Gaze of Wisdom]

Tao Mengzhu sighed softly, and changed a group business card for himself that was enough to vent his anger.

The dog: Having her in the house is noisy enough, but with a dog, I have nothing left to love.

Lang Shanyu: [Laughing like a barbell] How nice, so that I can walk the dog every day, so I don't have to be bored at home all the time.

Hu Xiaoyang: Yes, keeping pets is good for relieving stress and improving mood.

Wen Huangqiu: I think Dirty Girl did a great job, but you just don't appreciate it.

Day of the dog: Are you still friends [bye]

Langshan Yu: [barbell-like laughter] We are all for your own good.

The dog: [The baby is wronged, but the baby doesn't say it]

No matter how many times this scene happened, Tao Mengzhu would not be surprised.

The three good friends in the group rarely seemed to be on her side, and they always turned their elbows outwards. At first glance, they were extremely standard bad friends.

If Qingyue was right in the past, then Zhen Shuang was right in everything now.

But no matter what, they were right in one thing. No matter what other people said or did, or in what form they took care of, she always looked cold and ungrateful.

Incomprehensible, inhumane, and incomprehensible in love, she is talking about her—a capitalized "scum".

Forget it, it's just a dog, what's there to be angry about... I've eaten the jealousy of men and women, and it's not enough. Do I want to eat the vinegar of a dog?

"Leader, lord!"

Tao Mengzhu looked up and saw Zhen Shuang walking in with the mad dog in his arms, and said, "Hey! You are so talented! Come and give our dog a name!"

Our... dog?

Because of the word "our", Tao Mengzhu had such a momentary hallucination. The hallucination was so subtle that it made her feel that looking at the dog in front of her was like looking at her own baby. When she thought of naming it, I feel that this mission is particularly sacred.

Suddenly, she thought of the duoyin that classmate Gu Liangzhou loves, which is both common and nice.

Doudou, Mimi, Huahua, Duoduo, Xiaoxiao?

Or, can the name be made to be cute but not obvious?

Miffy, Yami, Mijiu, Aowu, Arnold?

Wait, almost forgot one thing.

"This dog's male and female?"

"Little male dog, do you want to see the little brother?" Zhen Shuang said, putting the dog's two hind legs on the computer desk with a "hey hey hey" face, and holding the two short front legs to let it stood up.

Tao Mengzhu glanced silently, um, small, pink, inexplicably cute... It really is a little male dog, so, is it his own son?Give it a cool name.

Thinking in this way, Tao Mengzhu raised his hand and touched the dog's head. Just as he was about to say something, the dog barked at her very unhappily, with a sharp and harsh voice. Startled her.

"What's your name! It's frightening to death..." Tao Mengzhu quickly withdrew his hand, gritted his teeth and said, "You want to be a god!"

Zhen Shuang quickly hugged the dog back into his arms, touched his head and comforted him: "What's the matter? What's the matter... Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, the leader is not a bad person, she is also your master, and she is giving you a name!"

The dog didn't listen, and continued to yell at Tao Mengzhu.

"What's the name? This dog is so awesome, it's named Ritian, and it happens to be a male dog." Tao Mengzhu looked away angrily.

"Ah, day and day..." Zhen Shuang believed it with a look of surprise, and asked, "Is this name too... cool?"

Tao Mengzhu and the dog quieted down together, and Qi Shushu raised his eyes to look at Zhen Shuang.

"Um...Actually, it's quite nice..." Zhen Shuang said inexplicably, the dog in his hand suddenly struggled, broke free from her heart two or three times, and jumped from the computer desk to Tao Mengzhu's lap, He jumped to the ground again, swaggered, flicked his tail and walked away... No, a lackey.

"The movement is smooth, I give it full marks." Tao Mengzhu raised his eyes and stared at Zhen Shuang.

"Does it not like this name?" Zhen Shuang shrugged, and said, "Why don't we have a nickname called Riri, Ritian is too domineering, and it sounds a bit like the second disease."

Tao Mengzhu said in his heart: Haven’t you always been a second-year middle school student“_“

But he said on his mouth: "This name is not bad, not bad."

In the end, directly in front of Zhen Shuang, he typed a line in the group.

Day the dog: The dog's name has been chosen, the first name is Ri Tian, ​​and the younger name is Ri Ri.

Wen Huangqiu: [Contempt of Wisdom] If you are kinder, you can also call it Ri, or My Ri.

Langshanyu: [Laughter like destroying the world] Yuyu likes this double sound very much, but Yuyu thinks that the dog's name can be called Duanduan~

Wen Huangqiu: Is it your last name?Yu Duan Duan [Stagnation of Wisdom]

Langshan Jade: [Laughter that destroys the world]

"Tsk tsk, buddy, you have a lot of resentment about this name!" Zhen Shuang raised her head and said, "Don't you think it's cute at all?"

Of course not!

Tao Mengzhu simply didn't know how to confide to Zhen Shuang the jealousy in his heart of "fucking shit".

She managed to look directly at her inner feelings, and finally lived like a year until Zhen Shuang came back. She was just about to enjoy the world of two people, when a dog stepped in horizontally, and it was capitalized with four legs!

Thinking of the distance of a dog between her and her roommate in the future, she felt that the whole world was bad, how could she think that dog was cute!

To put it bluntly, she was just jealous, no matter if it was a human or a dog, whoever got close to Zhen Shuang would be jealous of whomever.

But she didn't dare to overthrow the jealousy, and she didn't even dare to let anyone know what she was thinking, for fear that if she was not careful, she would lose that roommate who seemed to be timid in front of her, but actually had no scruples...

So, she could only pretend to be calm.

"I'm not caring, I don't like animals, I'm tired of raising myself, let alone a dog." Tao Mengzhu said lightly, opened the webpage, and prepared to check Weibo for a while.

Seeing this, Zhen Shuang quickly reached out and pressed ctrlw, closing the webpage that Tao Mengzhu had just opened.

Tao Mengzhu let go of the mouse and said, "What's wrong?"

"Come with me to buy dog ​​food!"

"Taobao to buy."

"There are also teething sticks, small toys, dog leashes, kennels, dog hair brushes..."

"Taobao to buy."

Zhen Shuang grinned, gritted his teeth and said, "These things are in urgent need, buddy!"

"Shunfeng." Tao Mengzhu showed complete indifference to everything about Ritian, and added at the end: "I will pay for the postage for you."

"..."

Zhen Shuang was silent for two seconds, pondered for three seconds, looked at the sky for two seconds, looked at the ground for two seconds, finally gritted his teeth for two seconds, stepped forward and pulled Tao Mengzhu up from the computer chair, and took a deep breath , Said: "Stop swiping Weibo, what's so good about Weibo, you don't code now, come and accompany me to Taobao!"

"Shopping on Taobao?" Tao Mengzhu looked shocked.

"Shopping on Taobao!" Zhen Shuang nodded emphatically.

"doing what……"

"Help us Xiao Ritian with shopping!"

Let's... Xiaoritian...

Tao Mengzhu was dumbfounded and dragged to the next bedroom by Zhen Shuang. Facing such an invitation, she couldn't find any reason to refuse it.

She never imagined that in her lifetime, she would go shopping for pet daily necessities on Taobao with a girl. If she had the opportunity to travel back and tell her about it, it would definitely be taken as an international joke, right?

Tao Mengzhu is very fortunate that Zhen Shuang is not a patient with endless choice difficulty syndrome when she browses Taobao endlessly. She chooses things much faster than most girls, and she just says "this is good" or "this is also good" when she likes something. Then add to the shopping cart together, waiting to buy, buy, buy.

Buying too much?It doesn't matter, anyway, if it is worn out, it will always be replaced.

Poor quality?It doesn't matter, anyway, buy a few more different ones for trial, and you will know when you buy next time.

Too expensive?It doesn't matter, you get what you pay for, don't be too stingy with yourself.

Looking at the local tyrant's style of his roommate, Tao Mengzhu suddenly felt that his life was too tragic, and he could neither be willful nor unrestrained.

So, besides having a house, what else do you have?

Thinking of this, Tao Mengzhu couldn't help but silently clenched his fists behind what Zhen Shuang couldn't see, and secretly resolved in his heart that he must work harder in the future to make more money, and he can no longer be complacent about the status quo!

"Okay, it's done!" Zhen Shuang clapped her hands, clicked the combined payment in the shopping cart, and did not forget to urge the seller to deliver the goods as soon as possible, SF Express.

Seeing Zhen Shuang's enthusiastic expression, Tao Mengzhu felt that it was not a dog but a baby crawling around outside the house, and it was his own.

"You like dogs that much?"

"I've always liked dogs since I was a child, and my parents didn't agree. Every time I said I wanted to have one, they said that if I didn't get into the top ten of my grade, I shouldn't talk to them about dogs..." Zhen Shuang said helplessly. Spreading his hands, he said, "At that time, I thought, when I grow up and have my own home, I must raise a dog."

"Now you have it." Tao Mengzhu narrowed his eyes slightly.

So, does this count as allowing her to have her own home?

"It feels like I really have a home!" Zhen Shuang said, opening her arms.

The hint of "wanting to hug" was too obvious. Tao Mengzhu was ready to put on a pure and friendly appearance, and stepped forward to give Zhen Shuang a big hug. Who knew that Zhen Shuang stood up directly in the next second, She stretched out towards the half-drawn window.

Convex (fuck dish)

A capitalized pretentiousness!Plus a capitalized waste of emotion! !

The corner of Tao Mengzhu's mouth twitched slightly, he looked at the computer screen, and said: "What is it like, you have to be willing to live forever, this is your home, we are a family, you can raise cats and dogs as you like, don't tear down the house Just fine."

"Leader Emma, ​​you are such a good person!" Zhen Shuang said, turned around and jumped to Tao Mengzhu's side, bent down, and gnawed on her face.

Tao Mengzhu raised her eyes abruptly, and saw that Zhen Shuang had already jumped out to tease that little Ritian who was running around, leaving her sitting alone in the distance with her limbs stiff.

……

During lunch, Tao Mengzhu's heart was full: My roommate kissed me.

When typing, Tao Mengzhu's heart was full: my roommate kissed me.

During dinner, Tao Mengzhu's heart was full: My roommate kissed me.

Throughout the day, she was in a state of restlessness.

Tao Mengzhu understands very clearly that Zhen Shuang simply regards her as a good friend, even a good buddy, and she does not need to take any responsibility for this superficial touch, but she just can't easily convince herself that she only regards it as a good friend. There is often physical contact between good girlfriends.

Because she started to like her roommate, every word and deed of her roommate has a strong impact on her. This is an established fact and cannot be changed.

After dinner, Zhen Shuang dragged her out for a walk with the dog with this anxiety.

It was said to be walking the dog, but unexpectedly it became being walked by the dog.

After eating a full meal, Xiao Ritian jumped several levels higher than when he was just picked up. As soon as he went out, he ran around crazily. The whole dog was so excited that he completely forgot that Zhen Shuang was holding it in the afternoon. Tang Seng It's like constantly brainwashing and circulating in its ears, "Your big name is Ritian, and your nickname is Riri, remember clearly, I call you, you have to talk to me".

So, Zhen Shuang chased after him all the way, shouting while chasing: "Day! Day! My day, you run slowly!"

The eye-catching run made Tao Mengzhu very embarrassed. He didn't want to admit that he knew this person and dog, and he was afraid that he would lose Zhen Shuang if he didn't pay attention. He could only speed up his pace silently, and chased after Zhen Shuang like a tail. back.

Half an hour of walking the dog, half an hour of intermittent sprinting, when the two were sweating profusely and out of breath holding Ri Tian, ​​who looked like a grandfather, and were about to go home, the sky was dark and people were already tired.

Tao Mengzhu's heart almost collapsed - without the dog leash, what kind of dog is walking it?

When going up the stairs, Zhen Shuang yelled "Ha! Hey! Hey!" all the way, while Tao Mengzhu and Xiao Ritian gritted their teeth and stared at each other all the way. They didn't stop until they got home.

Zhen Shuang looked around the house and asked, "Where do you sleep every night?"

Tao Mengzhu looked around, walked into the bedroom closet, took out a pillow that was not used for a long time, put it at the entrance of the living room, and said, "Sleep here."

Zhen Shuang nodded, turned around and shouted to Xiao Ritian: "Sleep here tonight!"

Xiao Ritian stepped forward and walked around the pillow, wagging his tail, pouted his buttocks, and started to bite.

Tao Mengzhu pursed his lips, his eyes were full of disgust, he turned around and strode back to the house.

"Oh, dogs, they like to bite things!"

"It's okay, I've slept with it anyway, and I don't plan to use it again." Tao Mengzhu said, took the pajamas and walked out of the room, saying: "I'll take a bath first, you and Xiao Ritian play slowly."

"Ah, let's go together, I feel so hot too!" Zhen Shuang said, hurried back to the room, grabbed her pajamas and rushed to Tao Mengzhu.

Tao Mengzhu was embarrassed for a while, trying to suppress his desire to agree, and said with a straight face: "I'll take a shower, you go to the bathtub."

"Hey, what's the matter with embarrassment, didn't you say it during the day? We are a family! Come on, come on, a family does not take two baths, I will rub your back for you, and you will rub my back too, it's very comfortable!" As Zhen Shuang said, he pushed Tao Mengzhu back to the bedroom, and pushed Tao Mengzhu all the way to the toilet. While pouring water into the bathtub, he preached earnestly: "I'm at home, and my mother always asks me to rub her back! Rub it by yourself. How hard it is to wake up!"

Tao Mengzhu silently looked at the back of his roommate in the rising water vapor, feeling indescribably complicated.

She suddenly remembered many, many lines of "the domineering president is in love with me". They were all things she had sniffed at before, but at this moment, they seemed to be especially appropriate for the occasion.

For example, woman, you are playing with fire.

Another example, woman, there are so many bathtubs in the world, but you just walked into the one contracted by me.

Or, what kind of woman are you?Make me... make me uncontrollable!

However, she is not a domineering president, so she can't say something like "the fire you started, you will put it out yourself" in a domineering manner.

The cruel reality told her that the flames her roommate inadvertently provoked could only be deliberately swallowed by her, a bitter crush... This is the difference between a domineering president and a poor writer.

Tao Mengzhu took a deep breath, took off his clothes, followed Zhen Shuang into the bathtub filled with water, and sat silently opposite Zhen Shuang with a paralyzed face.

"Are you still unhappy?" Seeing this, Zhen Shuang got up and leaned towards Tao Mengzhu's side, sat down beside Tao Mengzhu, and said, "Let's raise it for a while, just for a while... as long as it's done well. , very obedient, my uncle's son will be obedient!"

"..." This is not the point, my dear roommate...

"Hey, how about raising it for three months? After three months, you'll still hate it... Let's find a good owner for it..." Zhen Shuang said, his originally angry voice became softer and weaker. It was like being forced to make a huge sacrifice.

Tao Mengzhu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "No, I'm just tired and not angry..."

"Tired? I'll give you a massage!" Zhen Shuang raised his eyebrows, grabbed Tao Mengzhu's arm from the water, and said, "I'll relieve your fatigue. Isn't today's update still two thousand short? It’s not too much, I’ll be able to finish writing soon after I relax in a while! Fuck you!”

Tao Mengzhu just looked at Zhen Shuang holding her hands seriously for the so-called "massage", looked at them, followed those hands, and couldn't help moving elsewhere...

See no evil!

Tao Mengzhu came back to his senses suddenly, turned his head to the other side, his cheeks and ears instantly became extremely hot.

Fortunately, the sight in this bathtub was already blurred, and the water temperature was quite high, so the blushing would not be too obvious, otherwise she would have to worry about how to explain this strangeness to her roommate.

"Eh?" Zhen Shuang looked up and saw Tao Mengzhu's back was facing her, seeming to be looking out the door, and couldn't help asking, "What are you looking at?"

"I sneezed." Tao Mengzhu said, turned his head back again, pretending nothing happened, and said calmly: "But it didn't come out."

"Oh..." Zhen Shuang said, touched Tao Mengzhu's face with the back of his hand, and said, "Is the water temperature a bit high? Your face is so hot."

Tao Mengzhu was startled suddenly, silently retracted her arm, and said: "The water temperature is quite suitable, I will rub your back for you."

"I just pressed one hand for you!" Zhen Shuang said, reaching out to grab Tao Mengzhu's other arm, but Tao Mengzhu grabbed the wrist and ordered: "Turn around, don't waste time."

"What are you so serious about taking a bath..." Zhen Shuang bared her teeth, rolled her eyes and turned around, saying, "Don't say it's okay if you're not happy. If you really have a problem with that dog, just say it. It may not be possible to solve the problem in a short period of time, but at least speaking out can release your emotions!"

Tao Mengzhu rubbed Zhen Shuang's back silently like cleaning a window.

"It's not me, you Virgo, don't hold back everything in your stomach... Don't think that I don't know that you pretend to be indifferent on the surface, but in fact, the barrage in your heart is almost bursting, it will be a fart!"

Tao Mengzhu didn't say a word, but only increased the strength at hand, and said in his heart: You should understand me well, if you want to know everything, there will be ghosts, if you really let me know, I am calm on the surface, but I actually want to go to bed in my heart If you don't, then you're going to get a fart!

"Hey, my lord, did you listen to me shrinking?"

Tao Mengzhu couldn't help shaking his head, and said with a smile: "Little filthy girl, I'm listening carefully when you shrunk."

Zhen Shuang turned around abruptly and looked at Tao Mengzhu, gritted his teeth and said, "Are you learning how to speak from me?"

"No, my hair is usually not straight." Tao Mengzhu narrowed his eyes and smiled.

"Girl!" Zhen Shuang stared at Tao Mengzhu with a serious face for a long time, and finally grabbed Tao Mengzhu's chest with lightning speed, and said, "You are imitating me by beating me!"

Tao Mengzhu trembled suddenly, his eyes widened instantly.

Seeing Tao Mengzhu's reaction like this, Zhen Shuang couldn't help but burst out laughing, the barbell-like laughter echoed mysteriously in the bathroom where only two of them were.

Do not despise your size!

In the next second, Tao Mengzhu gritted his teeth and pushed Zhen Shuang to the corner of the bathtub. With the mountain in front of him against the mountain in front of his chest, he grabbed Zhen Shuang's wrist with one hand and pressed the edge of the bathtub with the other, and said, "Little sister, what do you want?" Don't try to laugh again?"

Zhen Shuang was stunned, his eyes rolled, he grinned, and asked, "Is this called Gudong?"

As soon as the words fell, she seemed to have accidentally poked her own laughing point, and laughed loudly again: "Gudong, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Tao Mengzhu didn't know whether to laugh or cry for a moment, stretched out his hand to scratch Zhen Shuang's waist, and the latter quickly laughed and shrank half of his body into the water: "I was wrong, hahahaha I was wrong, itchy...Lee, Lord, spare me!"

"It's too late! It's useless to call Her Lady Queen!"

At this moment, Tao Mengzhu's heart was so surging that it was unbelievable.

How can the ignited fire be extinguished so easily?How can the person being teased stop so easily?

It is tolerable and unbearable, and there is no need to bear it if you can't bear it!

She is just restless, she is just dreaming, and the prehistoric power in her body is hard to suppress.

Since the roommate wants to tease her, then she is not afraid to break this roommate!

"Hey ha ha ha ha ha, don't force me! Oh hey hey hey I'm an invincible old man!" Zhen Shuang said, and immediately fought back.

For a moment, the bathtub splashed everywhere, and the two madmen laughed and quarreled with each other.

Just when the two were having a hard time playing, Tao Mengzhu couldn't help reaching out and grabbed Zhen Shuang's chest. Suddenly, a crisp voice interrupted the madness of the two.

"Wow! Wow, woof, woof!" Xiao Ritian, who didn't know when he opened the toilet door, stood beside the washing machine, staring blankly at his two masters with a pair of curious big eyes: "Wow!"

Doing things that shouldn't be done, as if being bumped into... Embarrassment, capitalized embarrassment.

Wait...that's just a dog, why be embarrassed about being a dog?Tao Mengzhu couldn't help rolling his eyes at the momentary short circuit in his brain.

The next second, Zhen Shuang was lying beside the bathtub and shouting at Xiao Ritian.

Zhen Shuang: "Wang~"

Xiao Ritian: "Wow!"

Zhen Shuang: "Wow woof woof!"

Xiao Ritian: "Oh... woo, woof woof!"

Tao Mengzhu was speechless for a moment, rolled his eyes, got up, wrapped in a bath towel, grabbed his pajamas, and walked out beside Xiao Ritian.

"Eh? Haven't I rubbed your back for you yet?" Zhen Shuang's voice came from behind, finally returning to human language.

"No, I'm not used to it." Tao Mengzhu said, sitting on his bed in a daze.

Tao Mengzhu, Tao Mengzhu, what were you thinking just now?What the hell were you trying to do just now!If Xiao Ritian hadn't come out, the roommate would have been scared away if he had known the thought at that moment, right?

Don't be in a hurry...

Deep breath, deep breath, deep breath!

Suddenly, Zhen Shuang, who had put on her pajamas, poked her head halfway out of the toilet, and whispered, "Master, I'm sorry..."

"Sorry for what?" Tao Mengzhu couldn't help being taken aback.

"I seem to have forgotten that you don't like to take a bath with others... No wonder you were in a bad mood just now." Zhen Shuang said, picked up Xiao Ritian who was biting her slippers, walked out of the toilet, and made love to Tao Mengzhu He made a deep bow and said: "I thought it was Ri Ri's fault, but it was my fault for doing it for a long time. I won't do this next time."

My roommate seems to have misunderstood something... Don't worry, this is the first time! !