toxic roommate

Tao Mengzhu stared at these two sentences for a long time, his mood changed from a bit of surprise at first to relief, and finally, he felt relieved.

She is very fortunate that both herself and Qingyue have achieved the word "bearish".

In addition, she also understood another thing.

There should not be another girl in this world who can be like Qingyue, never leave her at her worst time, and accompany her to grit her teeth and cross the hurdles of life.

Therefore, in the days to come, we must work hard to become a better person.

Tao Mengzhu leaned on the back of the chair to calm down for a while, took a deep breath, and reposted the Weibo asking for mutual fans: "It's all a misunderstanding, and I'm too impulsive to blame. It's good to just explain it, but now it's a mess. It’s so big, I’ll invite guests to make an apology at noon today.”

Soon, an army of comments arrived.

Zhaoyue_I made this bowl of brown sugar water: Please forgive me_(:з」∠)_ I was a little impulsive before, although it is wrong for Wumei to disturb your code words, but she still has to rely on live broadcast to eat, I hope you can be more considerate and tolerant !Like 6

Little Scarf: I'm sorry, Lord Leader!I shouldn't have said that just now!Can you have a share of Amway?[Poor][Website Link][Website Link]←This is the homepage of Youku and Station B of Dirty Girl. There are many recorded and broadcasted videos in it. Go and see it. After watching it, you won’t think of her It's stupid to yell at the computer all day long, believe me, it's really QAQ! !Like 14

Returning Sauce: [doge] I just watched silently, how many Sankui Da fans came to accept the slap in the face, next time you can have a snack when you form a group to brush people, don't worry about the emperor and the eunuch.Like 21

I have no choice but to: [Wish] As a fan of both sides, I want to say that it's great that the leader and Sangui can understand each other. They are under the same roof, so we must get along well!Like 7

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These fans really broke their hearts for their own family...

Looking at Zhen Shuang's Weibo with a bunch of stunned-looking fans, at this moment they came together in a group, apologizing or clapping their hands anxiously under this retweet of his, Tao Mengzhu suddenly felt dumbfounded.

The doorbell of the living room rang suddenly, and Tao Mengzhu was about to get up to look through his wallet when he heard Zhen Shuang's blunt shout as he brought the meal into the kitchen.

"Landlord, don't you want a treat? Come out and pay for the meal!"

"coming!"

On the kitchen table, five dishes and one soup with meat and vegetables were steaming, and the two people who were in conflict yesterday were sitting together with smiles on their faces, picking up dishes for each other.

Zhen Shuang ate and said with emotion: "It's been a long time since I've eaten like this. It's like celebrating a festival at home. There are vegetables and soups, and the meat and vegetables are complete. The only regret is that their dishes are not as delicious as your friend's. .”

"If you like her craftsmanship, I will turn around and ask her when she is free. Let's go buy ingredients, and then call her over to cook for us."

"Holy shit, so good? Your relationship is really strong!"

"Of course, she and I are high school classmates, and she is keen on all kinds of feeding." Tao Mengzhu said, squinting and smiling.

Even she herself didn't realize that there was a strong sense of pampering in her tone of voice at this moment.

Since she was the only one left in this family, she has lived a life of "ordering two dishes every time, ordering one dish for two days, one or two meals with rice, and three or four meals with two dishes". Sometimes, I will fall into a crisis where I can only afford instant noodles for half a month.

Moreover, she sometimes gets lazy and doesn't even bother to order takeaway. While lying to Qingyue that she has eaten, she continues to update codes when she is hungry. How can she order five or six dishes, and then sit at the dining table alone and eat time and mood? ?

Tao Mengzhu thought about it, and suddenly realized a very miraculous thing.

Although Zhen Shuang's arrival made her irritated and dissatisfied many times, from another perspective, it also pulled her out of a self-enclosed abyss.

At least, now when she opens her eyes every day, she no longer feels that she is alone, and it doesn't make much difference to the world whether she wakes up or continues to sleep.

After a lunch full of emotions, Tao Mengzhu stayed by Zhen Shuang's side with rare interest, and carefully dried the dishes and chopsticks she had washed one by one, and put them in the cupboard.

Zhen Shuang didn't seem to notice anything unusual, just thanked her with a smile, and then hopped back to her room. Finally, Huan Wang poked his head out and asked Tao Mengzhu, "When will you finish fishing and start coding?" Me, I'll keep the volume down as much as possible!"

"Okay!" Tao Mengzhu made an OK gesture and returned to her room in a good mood.

During a meal, Weibo reposts, comments, and private messages from unfollowed people are already full of apologetic, reasonable, comforting, and those who continue to scold without knowing the current situation.

Tao Mengzhu flipped through it casually and felt bored, so he closed the web page and clicked on the group of four flashing in the lower right corner.

Today, this group not only changed the name to [Forget-me-not when the lord is on fire], but also changed the group profile photo to the emoji that everyone posts every day... [barbell-like laughter].

These three crazy people...

Langshanyu: My god, I feel that the cute master is going to be popular, and Yuyu can't keep up with her footsteps!

Reminder ball: Your update speed has never kept up with her pace.

Langshan Yu: [Crying out aggrieved] You...you you you!Yuyu stretched out a trembling finger! !

Hu Xiaoyang: Hahahahaha

Hu Xiaoyang: 0.0?Who changed my group name card...

Remind the ball: It's cute, isn't it?Everyone has three words, so neat.

Hu Xiaoyang: 0.0 makes sense.

Reminder Ball: I am thinking about a very serious question now

Langshanyu: [barbell-like laughter] Tell me.

Reminding the ball: It is related to interests, I am not particularly embarrassed to say @梦大竹

Meng Dazhu: Did you change my name? (convex_one)convex

Reminder Ball: Aren't you a Virgo?The number of characters in everyone's name is unified, you should be happy, you should be touched, and you should express your gratitude to me.

Tao Mengzhu rolled his eyes, and changed himself to a domineering and ideal name-Ri Ten Wan.

Day ten thousand: tell me, what's the matter.

Langshan Yu: [barbell-like laughter] Ten thousand a day! ! !Yuyu is going to laugh! ! !

Reminder ball: [-] a day?I think you are living in a dream.

[-] a day: Nonsense, if you can really reach [-] a day, is there any use in dreaming?

Hu Xiaoyang: Code words?I am an egg now.

Ri Yiwan: You play the erhu first, and I will accompany you later. What were you thinking about just now?

Reminder Ball: Your roommate is quite famous, can you ask her if she is interested in cooperating with my snack shop, if the effect is good, I will give her a share.

Day Ten Thousand: [Gaze of Wisdom]

Reminder: Business is difficult these days, you know, every time there is a lottery for publicity, and all the friends who have mutual fans are posted under the comments, but they still can't turn [-].

Reminder Ball: If she is willing to cooperate and say that she has a share in this store, I will change the name of the store.

Langshan Yu: [Laughing like a barbell] Qiuqiu has a good business mind and a good kidney~kidney is good~~

Reminding Ball: How many times have I said don’t call me Qiuqiu, the double sound is really a kind of chilling thing“_“Langshan Yu: What’s so bad?Qiuqiu, Yuyu, Populus euphratica, Mengzhuzhu, so approachable [barbell-like laughter]

Reminder Ball: [You look so good-looking, can I fuck you? ]

Ri Yiwan: [You look so good-looking, can I fuck you? ]

Hu Xiaoyang: [You look so pretty, can I fuck you? ]

Lang Shanyu: You...you...I treat you as brothers, but you all want to fuck me!

The author has something to say:

La la la, because yesterday's update was not on time, today I will compensate a small nonsense benefit in the little donkey as promised. For the sake of the author's hard work, let's listen to her heart: don't be short of comments and comments, and the article will be closed I really want to, the nutrient solution is still there, can you give me a face (づ￣3￣)づ Let’s get back to the topic, recently I saw the super popular vernacular Lingxi on Weibo and got a cute face, and here is a nonsense story Theater one: "Tacit Agreement is Negative"

When this group of girls met with the idiom conference, a profound question arose—on the clear brain circuits + negative tacit understanding value = what kind of consequences?

Rules of the game: One person describes and the other guesses. During the description process, no word in the title can appear, and no synonyms in other languages ​​can be used to prompt.

※ Topic [-]: Tao Mengzhu VS Zhen Shuang [Speaking well]

Tao Mengzhu: Talk about a person who has a flexible mind, quick response, and eloquence.

Zhen Shuang: Well-informed!

Zhen Shuang: Supernatural powers!Quick wit!Wisdom beyond compare!

Zhen Shuang: witty as a dog Σ(⊙▽⊙"a...

Tao Mengzhu (inner heart: You TM told me that being witty like a dog is an idiom!): It’s about speech, it’s related to speech!

Zhen Shuang: Oh, oh, eloquence!

Tao Mengzhu: “_”

Zhen Shuang: Eloquent!Eloquent!Be eloquent!

Tao Mengzhu: The last one, the first word!

Zhen Shuang: Can you speak eloquently?Can make good decisions?Can pinch count?

Tao Mengzhu: Can I pinch you! ! ! ! !

Zhen Shuang: Landlord (⊙o⊙)...You made a foul, I can say the first word, but you can't.

Tao Mengzhu (tears streaming down her face): You go, I don't want to see you in 2 minutes.

※Title [-]: Zhen Shuang VS Tao Mengzhu [Liu Jiu Sheng Qing]

Zhen Shuang: Ah, this is so simple!

Tao Mengzhu: Well, tell me.

Zhen Shuang: A man and a woman have sex every day. As time goes by, the relationship gets better and better.

Tao Mengzhu: I...

Zhen Shuang: This is so simple, can't you guess it?

Tao Mengzhu (gritting his teeth, thinking in his heart: I really want to pretend that I don't know this dirty teacher...): Love grows after a long time.

Zhen Shuang: (乛▽乛) I'll just shrink back, you're pretending to be cunning.

※ Topic [-]: Langshan Jade VS Lost Ball [Demented]

Gu Liangzhou (pointing to Yu Xiaoqiu on the opposite side): Qiuqiu, quickly tell Yuyu what kind of person you are!

Yu Xiaoqiu: Mature and stable.

Yu Xiaoqiu: Unfathomable.

Gu Liangzhou: No!You have to tell the truth!

Yu Xiaoqiu: Noble and glamorous, straight to the point, calm and composed.

Gu Liangzhou: No, you are clearly a person who speaks outrageously every minute, the word "whole person" cannot be said to be hopeless, and the word "snake spirit" cannot be said to be a person!

Yu Xiaoqiu (thoughts for a moment): I understand, you are crazy, it would be much easier to guess if you change the description.

Gu Liangzhou: But Yuyu thinks it is very vivid, it is because Qiuqiu has no self-knowledge.

Yu Xiaoqiu: First of all, please don’t call me Qiuqiu, I hate duplication. Secondly, if you ask me to use an idiom to describe your or Zhen Shuang’s laughter, I will definitely be right.

Gu Liangzhou (stretched out a trembling finger): You! !

※ Topic [-]: Tao Mengzhu VS lost trio [see no evil]

Tao Mengzhu (covering his eyes calmly): The last time I watched someone take a shower through the blinds.

Gu Liangzhou: [barbell-like laughter] wanting to go crazy

Yu Xiaoqiu: [Gaze of Wisdom] Restless

Populus euphratica (meditation): the power of the prehistoric

Tao Mengzhu (slapping the table angrily): You are enough!Am I that kind of person!

Gu Liangzhou: [Laughing like a barbell] The heart is turbulent, but the surface is pretending to be calm.

Yu Xiaoqiu: It's better to act than to be moved, so I went up and pushed her.

Populus euphratica: [Look at ↑ dirty teacher]

Tao Mengzhu: You can't watch something that doesn't meet the requirements!

Populus euphratica: Difficult to look directly at?

Tao Mengzhu: Almost!Change again!

Yu Xiaoqiu: Your roommate's breasts are so small that it's hard for you to look directly at them.

Tao Mengzhu: [bye] You are dead.

Langshan Yu: [barbell-like laughter] can't bear to look directly

Populus euphratica: unsightly

Tao Mengzhu (covering his heart and falling to the ground): I want to break up with you...

Yu Xiaoqiu (stepping forward to look at the topic, pouting): It’s a very simple question, why don’t you ignore the words of a gentleman like indecent words, why can’t you think about it, and use yourself as an example to mislead us?

Tao Mengzhu: ┻━┻︵╰(‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

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