toxic roommate

Faced with such a question, Tao Mengzhu didn't know how to respond for a while, so he silently let go of his hands, moved his buttocks to the side, and let the guilt dominate his complicated mood at this moment.

After a while of embarrassment, Zhen Shuang rubbed her eyes, picked up her phone to check the time, and said, "I see, you asked me to get up and order food, right?"

Tao Mengzhu was stunned, and then immediately walked down the steps: "Well, wait for you to order, what if you don't like what I ordered?"

"No, I'm not picky eaters. I have chili sauce. No matter how bad you are, you can have chili bibimbap! If you're hungry, don't wait for me, just order it, I'm so embarrassed..." Zhen Shuang said, scratching the back of his head.

Tao Mengzhu picked up her fingers uncomfortably, and was thinking about how to apologize in advance before Zhen Shuang didn't find out about Weibo, but unexpectedly, Zhen Shuang's eyes lit up suddenly, as if he suddenly remembered something, and grabbed her His arm shook back and forth several times.

This sudden excitement startled Tao Mengzhu, he almost thought that he had been sentenced to death in Zhen Shuang's heart, and stared at Zhen Shuang instantly.

The more calm the eyes, the more turbulent the heart will be.

Zhen Shuang frowned, gritted his teeth again, and looked like he wanted to bite but didn't dare to bite. He held back for a long time before shouting: "The believers tortured people to death!"

"Eh, huh?" Tao Mengzhu felt in a trance that he had stepped down from the guillotine.

"How could Ah Chuang be just a mecha man? He is so special to Wutong, and he still feels inferior. This can't be programmed!" Zhen Shuang's eyes showed an excited look very similar to yesterday's lunch.

Tao Mengzhu was stunned, looked up at the ceiling and recalled the plot, and replied: "A Chuang is a mecha transformed from a living person by Dr. L. Even if he has no heart, even if he is controlled by a bunch of programs, he still has his own thinking. Yes... have you ever heard that a puppet has a soul without a heart? This is almost what it means. To some extent, an iron egg is similar to a puppet..."

"The flag on him is so heavy, are you going to write him dead!"

Tao Mengzhu pondered for a moment, then pursed his lips and said, "I have a good news and a bad news to tell you, which one do you want to hear first?"

"Good news." Zhen Shuang chose very honestly, without any entanglement.

"Good news, this article is HE." Tao Mengzhu said.

Zhen Shuang immediately clapped her hands, with a look of joy on her face, where was there any sleepiness in her eyes?

Seeing that she had completely forgotten about the bad news, Tao Mengzhu asked, "Why don't you ask me the bad news?"

Zhen Shuang quickly regained consciousness: "Oh, what about the bad news..."

Tao Mengzhu cleared his throat, and said frankly: "I hung you up on Weibo, and now it has been forwarded more than 5000 times."

Zhen Shuang was stunned for a while, and said, "What are you hanging on to me?"

"Uh, I'll hang on to you...stupid." So stupid that he might be able to help count the money if he is sold off one day.

There are also strange brain circuits, indirect snake spirit disease, ugly characters, noisy people, dangling in front of the author after reading pirated articles, etc...

"What's the point of being stupid..." Zhen Shuang showed a bewildered expression about this.

"I just posted a long Weibo to entertain myself, and then I was discovered by your true fans. You know that I have lost my temper recently. I said in it that I wanted to strangle you. It was all a joke... Anyway It's hard to say, you, you go to Weibo to read, there are quite a lot of people like you." Tao Mengzhu didn't know what tone to use to express the content of the entire post. The only thing she is lucky about now is that she is posting Before the long Weibo, I deleted the shameful content about the blinds, otherwise it would be really powerless now.

"Oh, I understand, I understand... Let me take a look." Zhen Shuang said blankly, and under the watchful eyes of Tao Mengzhu, he clicked on his mobile phone Weibo and followed Ai Te into the source of the evil.

"August [-] yelling at the computer all day long... yelling to disturb my code, and searching for my stolen texts, while praising my wonderful roommate for writing well..." Zhen Shuang's sentence was not fluent As he read it, every single word was deeply ironic and lingering to Tao Mengzhu's ears!

"You... Just look at it, don't read it out..." Tao Mengzhu almost fell to the ground covering his heart, God knows how much she couldn't bear to listen.

"Oh, then go and order." Zhen Shuang raised her eyes and said.

Without further ado, Tao Mengzhu took the menu and went back to the next door. She had never ordered so attentively before. She thought, today's dishes must be more expensive than usual, and there must be no shortage of chicken, duck and fish.

Just as she was choosing dishes with trepidation, an indirect smirk suddenly came from the next door.

Tao Mengzhu shuddered, dialed the phone and ordered food, then walked cautiously into the next bedroom, and stood beside Zhen Shuang for a few seconds.

Zhen Shuang stretched out her hand very naturally and pulled Tao Mengzhu to sit beside her, put her mobile phone in front of her, laughed and said: "From elementary school to high school, every Chinese teacher of mine said that my calligraphy has the artistic sense of a dog's reptile. !"

Tao Mengzhu was surprised.

"It can't be done, I think you are very happy to write about me, I am obviously a very honest person!" Zhen Shuang said, patted his thigh, and said: "Someone in the comments said that this roommate is cute, called You write a novel!"

Tao Mengzhu was stunned.

"Would you like to write a book! Just use me as the prototype, I don't mind!" Zhen Shuang said, snapping his fingers silently, and said: "An annoying roommate, by chance , living with a male god, the male god couldn't bear her noise, so he thumped her on the bed, covered her mouth with his hand, she struggled, struggled hard, but the male god sneered and said: "If you move again, move me again." I'll just eat you up!'Wow, hahahahaha, I'm so excited! I was hanged in my lifetime, I feel like I'm going to be on fire!"

"..." Tao Mengzhu was at a loss for words for a while, but the barrage in his heart surged again.

What is she so proud of?

What was she so happy about being hung up on?

Isn't she already hot?

Moreover, if even she is upright, are there any dishonest people in this world?

Most importantly, why did she automatically assume the role of being suppressed! !

Tao Mengzhu faintly felt that there was an indescribable but elusive impulse in his heart, and he was struggling to break out of the seal.

Subconsciously, she moved away from Zhen Shuang a little bit quietly, put her hands on her forehead, and fell into a state of deep thought for no reason.

Zhen Shuang was stunned for a moment, and said, "What's wrong with you?"

"No..." Tao Mengzhu hurriedly put her hands back on her lap and shook her head.

"Oh, I see... Someone scolded you, right!" Zhen Shuang realized something belatedly, and thought it was very important—although this was not what Tao Mengzhu was thinking about at this moment.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!" Tao Mengzhu waved his hands quickly, and said: "I dare to act bravely. It is not wrong for people who like you to defend you. It is fine if you refuse to forgive me. Now you have read it, and I will delete the blog when I go back..."

"Don't! Delete what! How fun!" Zhen Shuang grabbed Tao Mengzhu who wanted to leave, and said: "This is my first time, I must commemorate it!"

The...first time...what a terrible word_(:з」∠)_

The author has something to say:

Tao Mengzhu: First of all, the word "first time" is very evil when used here.

Tao Mengzhu: Secondly, when it comes to the first time, there is no need to commemorate it at all, it can be impressive [Contemplation]

Zhen Shuang: [barbell-like laughter]

Zhen Shuang: First of all, I have to have a boyfriend.

Tao Mengzhu: [Contempt of Wisdom]

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