toxic roommate

Zhen Shuang didn't know why Tao Mengzhu's mood suddenly turned bad, as if Tao Mengzhu couldn't control his emotions at all and didn't want to talk to Zhen Shuang at all. It all happened so suddenly that no one had time to think carefully.

It was clear that the two of them were talking and laughing while eating just now, and after the meal was over, they went back to the room in silence.

It is said that one evil overshadows all good, and Tao Mengzhu at this moment has fully understood the true meaning of it.

Her patience has always been strong, her tolerance has always been high, and her wish has always been "world peace" like Xue Zhiqian.

But she can endure the magical brain circuits and subtle attention of her roommates when chatting, she can endure her roommates yelling at the computer every day to disturb her typing, and she can even endure her roommates wearing bras in front of her naked and teasing her out of her mind Ning, the only thing I can't stand is that my roommate reads the pirated article and promotes it everywhere, and happily ran to her and told her "I recommended your (pirated) article to my friend"!

Tao Mengzhu's anger was not because she lacked the subscription share for this book. After all, the full text of Tianyake was only 38 words, minus [-] free chapters, and it cost less than ten yuan to buy it all. Can get five.

What can five yuan buy in this society where prices are soaring?

Two popsicles, two bowls of mung bean soup, two boxes of breakfast milk, or two servings of tofu...

For many, many people, so angry for five yuan, as for it?Not so.

But she just got angry, and the fire was burning in her heart, and it couldn't be extinguished no matter what!

As far as she is concerned, for the five dollars, it's just that narrow-minded!

Could it be that at her age, she would really be short of the five dollars?

no no no!What she lacks is respect!

Tao Mengzhu didn't want to see those readers who read pirated articles at all, even if they came to her with flowers in their hands, smiling and expressing their love for her, she still didn't want to see any of them.

She didn't want to see any explanations for watching the Pirate Party, such as it was inconvenient to recharge, for example, the student party had no money, and for example, she was not used to Jinjiang's app or Jinjiang's website... She had seen too many similar reasons. Many times, in the final analysis, it is just an excuse for not wanting to watch the genuine version.

Almost every person who found her reader group from Pirates.com was asked by the management to subscribe to screenshots, they would say no in astonishment, hurriedly or calmly explain why they read Pirates, and then they would be kicked or swayed by themselves. leave.

In her opinion, the love of these pirates for her is so cheap, and every minute and every second reminds her of the fact that no matter how nice the words of praise are, they are not willing to spend even a packet of money for it. The money for instant noodles is used to give her encouragement and respect.Therefore, the stories she worked so hard to write are worthless in the eyes of those people.

However, as an old author who has written more than a dozen novels, Tao Mengzhu will not still haggle over with the piracy party. She has always put on a cold attitude when dealing with this group of piracy parties, and will sternly guard them against the readers. outside the group.

However, she never expected that, with all precautions, there would be a literary thief next to her, and she lived in the room next to her!

At that moment, she completely lost the ability to think. Although she still maintained her superficial calm, she felt that she could not love at all.

After being aggrieved in front of the computer for a long time, Tao Mengzhu clicked on the long Weibo generator and decided to vent his anger.

Full of resentment, she wrote vigorously, with blood and tears, and gritted her teeth to post all her dissatisfaction with this roommate in the long Weibo with pictures and texts.

The ugly crying words when I first saw her, the touching accent and barbell-like laughter that interrupted her writing thoughts countless times, the magical brain circuit, the weird obsession with the bathtub, and the blind blind incident...

There are too many slots, and the spit is too cool, and an hour passed by accidentally.

Looking at the masterpiece of complaints that perfectly blended laughter and tears in his pen, Tao Mengzhu's mood improved a lot in an instant.

She read this long Weibo from beginning to end three times, and finally, out of kindness, silently deleted the part about the blinds, and clicked publish.

Lord Jinjiang:

"818 who yelled at the computer all day to disturb my code words, and searched for my pirated texts, while praising my wonderful roommate who wrote well"...text version [Website link]

Forward comments like 3

After posting on Weibo, Tao Mengzhu clicked on the group of four that suddenly flickered in a happy mood.

The name of this group is like this today——[Nosebleeds gushing, refusing to be strong] Langshan Yu: [barbell-like laughter]

Langshanyu: Leader, Yuyu saw that you hung up your roommate @梦了一竹

Blood Crash Ball: [Gaze of Wisdom]

Xue Bengqiu: Where did [Gaze of Wisdom] hang?Weibo?

Langshanyu: That’s right, Qiuqiu go to the leader’s Weibo to see [barbell-like laughter]

Dreamed of a bamboo: [You just have to remember, my name is Ye Liangchen] Yes, I hung her up, do you have any opinions?

Hu Yang: [with a confused face] I'll go and have a look.

After 10 minutes, the group name was changed to ——【Seek the inner shadow area of ​​roommates】

Xue Bengqiu: My bamboo, are you really not afraid that your roommates also play Weibo?

Hu Yang: [with a confused face] Maybe your roommate just doesn't know the difference between genuine and pirated versions.

Dreamed of a bamboo: I didn't expose her name and photo.

Dreamed of a bamboo: Besides, even if she also plays Weibo, Weibo is so big, it is impossible for me to make a small complaint and become popular, how can I be seen by her by such a coincidence?

Langshanyu: [Laughing like a barbell] Maybe your roommate has already followed your Weibo.

Dreaming of a Bamboo: [Gaze of Wisdom]

That being said, it seems reasonable...

Tao Mengzhu immediately began to party.

She quickly dug out her Weibo and watched all the fans added today. After confirming that none of these people had the same style of painting, place of residence, or hobbies as Zhen Shuang, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Really worrying too much, Weibo is so big, how could it be so coincidental to be caught by one person?

At this moment, a lot of comments and retweets have been brushed out. Tao Mengzhu stretched, sat up straight, hummed a little song, and began to pick up replies and likes in a pleasing tone.

In the comments and retweets, the most people say hahaha, hhhhh and 233333. Some people think this roommate is cute, and many people despise this roommate from Tao Mengzhu's perspective.

Tao Mengzhu played on Weibo for about [-] minutes. Seeing more and more retweets, her heart became more and more flustered. Panicked, she couldn't help but close the webpage and started to update.

After dinner, she yawned and opened Weibo, but was suddenly stunned by the message prompt in the upper right corner.

At this moment, the situation of that long Weibo is like this...

Lord Jinjiang:

"The 818 guy who yelled at the computer all day to disturb my code, and walked me to steal texts, while praising my wonderful roommate who wrote well"... Text version [Website link]

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The latest comments and retweets are all "this roommate is poisonous", "hahahahaha", "hhhhh", "I feel sorry for the PO owner", "I feel so cute for no reason"...

She just wanted to complain, and didn't want to be a well-known joke player, so many people forwarded it, hahaha, what do you want!

Tao Mengzhu's whole body was full, and she sat in front of the computer with her hands folded for a long time, only praying that Weibo is so big and popular, Zhen Shuang must never see her Weibo.

Before going to bed that night, Tao Mengzhu glanced at the Weibo post, and found that the reposting speed was no longer as fast as before, and it had stopped at around [-], and he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

She thought, no accident, this matter is basically over.

However, such an idea is too naive.

When he woke up at noon the next day, Tao Mengzhu added a lot of comments and reposts on Weibo, and there were a lot of "private messages from people who didn't follow him".

She has never received so many private messages. When she opened them curiously, they were all scolding her. The enigmatic painting style was unified!

Unknown chewing chestnut: So you are Wumei's landlord?Wu Mei said that you are a good person every day, so you hang her up behind your back?

Tangtang orz: Are you sick?Reading your novels to help you promote it is for your face, and you only have [-] followers on Weibo. Do you really think you are a big shot?

Zhaoyue_Dried up this bowl of brown sugar water: It turns out that Wu Mei did not turn on the microphone for live broadcast for two consecutive days because of you [bye]

Little scarf: A landlord like you is enough to spend a day together. If it weren't for our filthy sister's good temper, I would have made you look bad!

Who knows the Chinese food on the plate: isn't it just five yuan?Bring it from Alipay, can I double it for you?Please don't hack our dirty song, okay?She doesn't know the difference between your text and the genuine pirated version!

……

Whose fans are these?

Tao Mengzhu flicked through the forwarding of the long Weibo in shock, and found that a dear friend posted a sentence, "Based on what the PO owner said, it's no surprise that the roommate who was hacked is my Wumei", and then Aite posted a lot Jiyou, and after that, she was hung up and scolded by this big "black plum" fan all morning.

It can't be such a coincidence, can it?Did these people get something wrong?Tao Mengzhu was a little terrified that so many people took their seats for his family.

She tried her best to keep her composure, clicked on the homepage of this man's Weibo, scrolled through more than ten articles from top to bottom, and finally found the Weibo of "Wu Mei" in his mouth.

The name of Wumei, who has 33 fighting fans, is "Three Kui Kou Ya", Weibo certification: Sina Watch Game Popular Anchor - San Kui.

The way Tao Mengzhu looks at the computer screen at this moment is stunned in capital letters...