ah!She can finish all three of us with one hand!That combat power is unmatched by us!

Qiya and Xiaojie had already left, and I spontaneously stood on the same front with Bisji, lest Qi Ya be pinched to death by Bisji in a fit of anger, "Wait! You two bastards! What do you mean by being in the way! You Are you underestimating women?"

Bi Siji looked at me as if he was a bosom friend, Xiaojie looked back at us with some embarrassment, and Qiya shouted not far away: "What nonsense, come here quickly, who thinks you are in the way! "

Young...Master...I didn't expect you to look at me like that!I ran towards him with a look of emotion, and then I heard him say again, "How can you be a woman?"

Biski, you should crush him to death!

The author has something to say: I will go out to celebrate my classmate’s birthday tomorrow~ I suddenly feel the energy of coding!

By the way, the three male gods I see in Gintama are Sougo, Wig and Nissan.The cutest points of the three are ghost animals, short hair and silly white [short hair is super delicious! 】, dumbass! 【Hello!

86☆、Practice X Morality X Morality X

The author has something to say: I don’t know why the last chapter was harmonized... so I put it here

So, why on earth do we, the little overlords, take part in this holographic simulation game?I have absolutely no idea what the meaning is.Why do I care if those two brats are going to be hungry?If I hadn't left this crap, I wouldn't have met them.

"Hi, welcome to Andokhiba."

"where is the bathroom?"

"Hi, welcome to Andokhiba."

"I want to poop."

"Hi, welcome to Andokhiba."

I know what you guys want to say!This kind of vocabulary that should be marked with [beep] is actually spoken, and it has not lost its integrity. This is completely unscientific!It's a pity that I didn't say that sentence!My line is only one sentence, "Hello, welcome to Andokhiba." Now I am trying to pretend to be an NPC, because I have met the last person I should not meet.

"Xiaker, are you going to explain to us?"

No matter from which angle you look at it, Xia Ke's operation level must be comparable to that of Mi Ji, and he is definitely a master.It seemed that they had just entered the game not long ago. After holding the map and studying it for a while, the knight had a calm smile on his face. "Well, first of all, the first point. I tried to chat with 100 people on the street. For questions outside the scope, they can only give the same answer. This is a typical characteristic of game characters."

Knights should be very familiar with this classic RPG format with fixed dialogues. You should be able to tell which NPCs are at a glance, and I just took advantage of this. As long as you only say one sentence, there will be no problem.

Xiao Di scratched his head, not because he didn't understand what he said, but he asked another question, "Xia Ke, is that also a game character?" Walking in small steps, in fact, my heart has already started to tremble.

"Huh?" Xiaodi's words aroused the interest of the knight, he even came closer to see, I was already thinking about whether I should use any door to escape, but if I got out of Greed Island, the system finally judged that I was not offline or illegally offline What, what should I do if I get directly banned?

My face remained in a delicate state, and my footsteps seemed to be steady, but I started to speed up slightly, and I didn't come into contact with the knight.For a high-level player like a chivalrous man, the more nervous he is, the easier it is to be exposed. As long as there is a little bit of strangeness, he will definitely be noticed.

"Don't go so fast, I won't be able to catch up." The knight said this with a smile, and my heart almost jumped out of fright, because he had easily hooked my neck at this time.

I tilted my mouth and said to him very stiffly: "Hello, welcome to Andokhiba."

"Is there any problem?" Xia Ke glanced at me, then turned his head and shouted at Xiao Di, but he didn't take his hand off my neck, instead, his strength increased.

"Hi, welcome to Andokhiba."

Kubi on the side also felt strange, "Do you have any impression of this character?"

Xiao Di stared at me for a long time, so long that I thought she was going to recognize me, and I was so scared that I was covered in cold sweat, so she slowly shook her head, "No, I always feel a little strange."

I was about to kneel down and sing "Thank God, Thank You" to her on the spot, thanking Fu Jian for giving her the 7-second memory of a goldfish, and seeing everyone for the first time.

In fact, my biggest threat is not Xiaodi, but the smiling big boy next to me. I'm not sure if I really deceived him by tilting my mouth.So I didn't even dare to squint my eyes, so I could barely observe him from the corner of my eye.

A non-distinctive NPC like me won't have hidden missions!Don't ask me any more!Because I can't think of anything to say to fool you!

The strength in Xia Ke's hand loosened a little, and I breathed a sigh of relief immediately, wishing they would go to the ends of the world for me right now.

"Haha, I'm just kidding." The strength on his arm suddenly increased, and he hooked me fiercely, making me stagger a few steps and nearly fall. "How could I forget you?" Damn it!Don't say such misleading words!Make it seem like I have something to do with you.

"..." I stared at him blankly, trying to play dead.

The knight is still smiling so hard that his brows can't be seen, his hearty look is like the big brother next door.Don't do that!Don't laugh!You dare to laugh, I dare to go!

[System Prompt] You have lost X5

"Don't ignore me, it's so sad." He is still saying misleading words, but I deeply feel that his ghost level has risen to another level, just ignore it! "It's rare that we can talk like this, don't you think so? Little Overlord."

Nima, who is the little overlord!Who can chat with you!

"Hehe..." I knew I couldn't pretend, so I had to bite the bullet and deal with them. Fortunately, Feitan was not with them at this time, otherwise I would have gone to see the Lord of Virtue in Heaven. "What a coincidence..."

"Who said no?" The knight patted my shoulder like an old acquaintance, which made my calf twitch with fright. "Have we not seen each other for several months? Since you escaped last time."

The more he smiled and said, the more frightened I was, and I suddenly felt that the situation would be better if Fei Tan came over.What's more, if I don't escape, can I still have dinner with you or something?Don't say this kind of romantic words with strange S-shaking attributes anymore!It is easy to be misunderstood!Different camps cannot love each other!

[System Prompt] You have lost X3

"Hehe..." I laughed dryly again, not knowing what words to answer him.Qiya, Xiaojie, I may not be able to go to Martha Dora with you!

"Little Overlord, why are you playing a guest role here this time?"

You didn't force it!I just came out to buy food!My Xipi is already urging me to go back!

"..." I was screaming in my heart, or complaining, but my mouth seemed to be sealed.

The knight still enjoyed friendly exchanges with me, trying to get me to speak.

Hello!What strange symbols are mixed in!

[System Prompt] You have obtained the author's integrity X10

"Don't keep silent, it's so boring. Although we are robbers, we are not murderers, and we won't kill you casually." I have to say that the words of the knight made me at least half relieved. , "Come on, let's chat."

"I'm not a bully..." Finally, I couldn't help but speak.In fact, Xia Ke has already taken out his antenna and rotated it between his thumb and index finger, looking very impatient.I also know that he has many ways to make me speak, if I keep silent, he will start to use his methods.

I didn't feel the slightest embarrassment when I said that, but he patted me on the shoulder and said, "Ah? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what's your name, Xiaobawang?"

How thick is your skin?I've already said that I'm not called Xiaobawang anymore!

"Don't try to fool the past with a fake name, you can tell if your name is real or fake just by checking the system." I have to say that Xia Ke is very smart, but it's a pity that he is still too young.

Hmph, do you think I will use my real name when playing games?

The smug expression on my face didn't last for two seconds, and the knight said to himself again, "Oh, that's right." He beat his hands, as if he suddenly thought of something, but I don't think he thought of it suddenly, "I almost Forget the name in the game can also be fake."

"..." I shifted my eyes guiltily and didn't speak.

"So since they are all fake names, should you tell me your real name? Or should I call you Xiaobawang?" What is this terrible character attribute!This IQ is not on the same line at all!Don't bully elementary school students!

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I said to myself that you never gave me a chance to choose. "Hehehe, what are you talking about? I really want to be friends. How could I fool you with a fake name?"

The knight patted me on the shoulder with a smile, which can be understood as a compliment for my sense of humor.

"Actually, my name is not Xiaobawang. My name is Mario." I think my expression must be very serious at that time, because the knight seems to believe it.

"Oh, really?" After I said my name, he looked a little uninterested.What do you want?I can't tell whether it's shaking S or shaking M! "Is Xiaobawang also here to play games?"

What a bully!you just

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