Grab a big brother as a daughter-in-law

Lu Jiang never thought of himself as a mother, and he was not afraid of the world.What Apiao, what snake, don't be afraid!If you're afraid, wouldn't you be a man?There is also a delicate eldest daughter-in-law in his family who needs his protection, right?He wants to be a pure man who is fearless and can still stand in the wind and rain!

Going out to travel and being frightened by a snake that suddenly visited him took a step back, which became the most shameful thing for him.In order to avenge his shame, he went to Wutong Dynasty to watch the chef make snake soup.Then he went to the vegetable market.

The vegetable market is a very magical place. Whether you eat it or not, you should not be afraid of it. All the food that can fit in your mouth is available in the vegetable market!

It really made him find a snake seller.

An old farmer said that they have a mountain called Snake Mountain, which is full of snakes.They are all one kind, that is, the edible green snake.

Shit!certainly not!There is no such a ghostly place in Tangcheng City.

But this sack is full of edible green snakes, one meter short and more than two meters long, all alive, coiled or something in the hands of the old farmer, spitting out letters.

In terms of selling by the catty, I dare not kill old farmers to help kill them.

Lu Jiang stood here watching for half an hour, and saw three aunts bought three of them. One of the aunts said, make snake soup, it tastes very delicious.

Lu Jiang summoned up his courage, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet!

Turn around and go!

He dare not go to the snake skin!No, no, it’s not that I dare not, it’s that I don’t know how to deal with it!Who knows how many parasites there are under the snake's skin, right? Now regulations have been issued, and it is forbidden to eat wild animals.Be a good law-abiding citizen.don't eat!Absolutely not afraid!

Then he went to the aquatic products.

Looking at the basket of loach and eel drilling around, I scolded in my heart, how come this loach and eel grow so long, it is no different from a long worm.

Others buy big and fat loach, but Lu Jiang buys small ones, because the small ones don't look like snakes.

When I got home, I made a pot of braised loach for Yanzhi.Yan Zhi quite likes to eat.

After eating and drinking enough, Yan Zhi hugged the watermelon to watch TV.

In summer, the weather is hot. When Lu Jiang was watering the flowers on the balcony, he was startled. A gecko the size of a palm was lying on the screen window.

I was terrified, but my heart skipped a few quick beats, nothing happened.Geckos are good, they can eat mosquitoes, don't worry about them.Just pick it up to the corner with a stick.Out of sight out of mind.

Thinking so, I saw a big spider!

Fuck!What a big spider!

No matter how big it is, a gecko as big as a palm feels a little petite in front of this spider. More than 20 centimeters, so big, the eight big claws are very long, sticking to the corner of the wall.Or the kind of black and white flowers.

Originally, Lu Jiang turned on the light on the balcony, and used a small shovel to pick up the gecko and put it in the corner. He felt that the corner was pitch black, so he bent down and took a closer look. When he saw it clearly, he could see the big gecko clearly. The fluff on the spider's body is gone.

Lu Jiang gasped, and before he could take a step back, the big spider was probably frightened, jumped, and jumped off Lu Jiang's slippers.He was wearing flip-flops, which were lying on his feet!

Lu Jiang went crazy!

Jumped on the balcony, supported the wall with one hand, a golden rooster stood alone, and the leg attached to the spider turned into a spinning top, ahhhhhhhhh!

"Daughter-in-law! Daughter-in-law! Help! Ahhh!"

How miserable and miserable the sound was, the building opposite shouted!

Yan Zhi was startled, and rushed out of the living room, thinking that something was wrong with him!

"Spider spider spider!"

Seeing the string of words coming out of his mouth like a savior, Lu Jiang stretched out his hand to Yan Zhi, save me!Wife save me!

Yan Zhi saw that his leg was about to fade away, but he didn't see anything.He spoke very quickly, Yan Zhi is very strange?

"Pig? What pig?"

The pig scares him like this?He is too Lin Daiyu!

"Spider! Spider!"

Lu Jiang was about to collapse, how could he not understand such an explanation!

Oh, spiders!

Yan Zhi hugged his leg that was about to throw off his calf.

"Stop shaking! Let me see!"

Yan Zhi remained calm.He hugged his calf and took a look.

The eight big spiders caught were still lying on Lu Jiang's feet!Goose bumps all over Lu Jiang's body!

He wants to stomp now!

It is estimated that the spider is also confused. It has made a high-speed rotating roller coaster. It is right to hug the thigh, and it will not be thrown away!

"What are you afraid of? It's called a white-fronted tall spider! It's not poisonous, it doesn't bite people, it eats cockroaches, don't trample it to death, there are no cockroaches at home with it."

Otherwise, Yanzhi is still the most courageous thief, and Yanzhi still depends on the critical moment.

After Yan Zhi finished explaining slowly, he reached out and grabbed the spider's stomach. After grabbing him, he didn't throw him out of the balcony, and grabbed the spider into the kitchen.Put it in the corner.

Lu Jiang was dumbfounded.

Oh my God!His wife catches spiders with bare hands!Still want to keep?

Doesn't that mean that you will be scared crazy by this spider anytime and anywhere?Then what has he done?move!He is going to buy a house now!

"You you you you don't crush it to death?"

Lu Jiang stuttered.Not a man at all, ashamed of his 1.9-meter height.

"I said to eat cockroaches! They are beneficial insects. Don't kill this kind of insects if they don't hurt us. Eat the cockroaches at home and leave."

Yan Zhi crouched on the ground and looked at this big spider, not to mention, it was quite cute and silly.

"Oh."

Lu Jiang thought about it, can he eat cockroaches?Then it will be of great help, no need to buy cockroach medicine and fight cockroaches...

Thirteen beats later!

"what!"

Lu Jiang screamed again.

"Why are you so surprised?"

Yan Zhi scared him so much that he almost sat down on the ground.

"Cockroach cockroach!"

Lu Jiang doesn't want to buy a house now, he wants to immigrate!

Got cockroaches in the house?So the big one can fly and can't die, and finding one is equivalent to thousands of them at home?

Lu Jiang completely collapsed.

I didn't care about washing my feet anymore, I rushed into the bedroom and pulled out the suitcase and stuffed some gold, silver and soft clothes with me.Throw the suitcase and Yanzhi out the door together.

Then I took out the cockroach medicine and insecticide at home, and closed the windows and doors.spray!

He used about a dozen bottles of pesticides, but luckily he has the habit of hoarding them.Ten or so bottles of insecticide have been used up, and cockroach poison has been sprinkled everywhere!

It is not an exaggeration to say that the inside of this house is similar to a gas room, not to mention cockroaches, people can be suffocated to death!

He rushed out covering his mouth and nose.

Pull Yanzhi and run away.

Yan Zhi was procrastinating, saying that there is no need to worry, there must be bugs in the city, and there are scorpions and centipedes in the countryside, and there are many cockroaches in the sewers of the city, burrowing everywhere.With this big spider, it can be wiped out!

It doesn't matter, anyway, their house is not suitable for people to live in now.

Go to the hotel.

It's awesome, let's live in a big house of three or four hundred square meters at home, and go to a hotel to open a room.

Fortunately, he took Yan Zhi to open the room together, otherwise, with the shape of a vest, big pants, and slippers, I really thought it was letting his wife out of the house.

Lu Jiang became frightened. When he got to the hotel, he didn't sleep, so look for him!

He searched under the bed, in the corner of the closet, and in the bathroom sewer.The cockroaches were not found, but two strings of money were found.

Feeling that there are insects crawling on my body, I turned around in fright,

"Daughter-in-law, do you see if there are any spiders on my body?"

Yanzhi lost his temper after being tormented by him, so he took apart all the pillows in the hotel to see if there were any lurking bugs.

Yanzhi sighed and touched his shoulder, and took off a small fluff on his shoulder. I don't know if it is a catkin, a poplar catkin or a dandelion. Anyway, it was just a small fluff, which accidentally flew over and stuck to his body. .

"Husband, do you know how you make me feel?"

"How do you feel?"

"Li Kui buried flowers."

Yan Zhi couldn't bear to complain about him.

"You are still a man, are you worthy of your 1.9-meter height? Are you worthy of your brothers?"

Yan Zhi scolded him vigorously and poked his shoulder with his finger.

"I want you to have a bird! There is only one bird that can be used! I will catch the spider, I will catch the snake, and a cockroach will scare you crazy if you don't see it, so why don't you come out and live. You are covered in goose skin with a little fluff The pimples are all up! Are you embarrassed? You! Ah!"

Lu Jiang's mouth was stiff, with his hips crossed and Yan Zhiheng!

"I caught the gecko!"

"Isn't it long enough? Will you talk back!"

"Not only will I talk back, I'll crush your crotch!"

Lu Jiang was in a hurry. He wanted to let Yanzhi know the strength and strength of the man, and he said he was not a man?Isn't it that man can make you yell that "husband" is great?

Push Yanzhi down and strip her naked, this and that.

Men, don't talk about heroes, but gallop on the bed!Only then can he show his true colors!

Yan Zhi lay in the hotel for three days, he couldn't go home even if he wanted to, Lu Jiang refused to let him go back.After 48 hours, Lu Jiang returned home, opened the door, and a smell of insecticide almost suffocated Lu Jiang to death. Lu Jiang went in wearing a gas mask, and searched around.Spiders, cockroaches, money skewers, and flies and mosquitoes are all gone.Only then did the window open.

But I still didn't dare to let Yanzhi come back. I sprayed too much insecticide, and the smell was a bit strong, so I decided to stay in the hotel for an extra night.

Lu Jiang took Yanzhi home, and the hotel was not far away, so the two of them could walk home.Yanzhi was led by Lu Jiang with one hand, and played games with the other.They didn't even look at the road.A person came across, Lu Jiang and Yan Zhi were talking, Yan Zhi stopped playing games, and held the phone with his thumb and index finger.Tilt your head and talk to Lu Jiang.

The person opposite came over, searched and snatched Yanzhi's cell phone.

Although Yan Zhi didn't pay attention, when the phone slipped, he subconsciously clenched it tightly.

The thief robbed hard, Yanzhi pulled hard.Yan Zhi took advantage of the situation and grabbed the thief's wrist.The thief can't run away without stealing the mobile phone.Just as Lu Jiang was about to reach out to catch the thief, the thief also became vicious, so he drew out a knife and stabbed Yanzhi!

Lu Jiang went crazy with a groan, and stretched out his hand to protect Yanzhi behind him, followed by a heart-warming kick on the thief's chest,

It was probably a gang of thieves, three or four people stopped it, Lu Jiang rushed up and beat him up, these three or four thieves were so courageous, they took out their knives,

Without fear, Lu Jiang knocked all four of them to the ground.

"Playing with knives? Do you know how to play? You have had enough to attack my daughter-in-law with a knife in front of me!"

Yan Zhi watched with a smile, watching Lu Jiangbie beat these people to death before the police arrived.

Who says we're not men anymore?Yan Zhi thought to himself, my husband is the most pure man in the world!