Grab a big brother as a daughter-in-law

"Hey! What do you think of Zhang Xiaoqi? This girl looks good to me. She is sassy and wild. Her mouth looks like a machine gun. She is so angry that Xiaojiali won't let a single head of garlic. She looks good! She will say that you are stupid, she can Help you scold others! Ah, no, isn’t it more powerful to scold you?”

Yan Zhi was very worried. It would be nice for Xiao Sier to look a little better and handsome, but he is dark and thin and not tall, so he can't be said to be too dark. Now he is healthy and wheat-colored, which is quite rare .

Xiao Si quickly finished his meal and went to the side.

Yan Zhi was still worrying about it, what kind of wife would he find for Xiaosi'er?

I was so worried that I didn't even eat.

Worrying in the tattoo parlor, going home and chatting with Lu Jiang the same way.

"Don't make Zhang Xiaoqi's idea, this girl and Cai Wenming have been flirting for two years."

That is the future cousin-in-law!

"I really want to find someone for Xiaosi. Are there any other good girls in your company? Help me find out!"

"I see you are free,"

Lu Jiang picked up Yan Zhi who was chasing after him and put him on the sink, and took off Yan Zhi's slippers.After pulling the little Mazha and sitting by the pool, he brushed Yanzhi's slippers.The rice particles fell on the floor when I was eating just now, but Yan Zhi didn't notice that she stepped on a slipper, so she took a step to stick it to the floor, and cleaned it up as soon as possible, otherwise the rice particles would be wiped off the floor tomorrow.

Yan Zhi was sitting on the sink swinging his legs, knocking here and there with a small comb.

"My little Si'er doesn't have such thoughts, how are you? The matchmaker seems to be possessed, and you still want to be a parent who forces a marriage? Marriage is free, daughter-in-law, can't you let Xiao Si'er fall in love by himself?"

Lu Jiang swiped, and made fun of Yan Zhi by the way.

"Aren't you busy with tattoos? Where do you want to find a partner for him? Why do you want to worry about it? Worry about him getting married, worry about whether he will have children? Have you had a second child? Are you his master? I think you are his broken heart." Mouth's menopausal mother!"

Yan Zhi threw the small comb in his hand to Lu Jiang.

"You don't know if I'm a man or a woman, but who is it that pets my little bird to sleep every night?"

"Aren't you changing the concept secretly? I mean, what are you doing urging him to get married? Why do you think it's a one-off thing?"

"I want Xiao Si'er to have a family and a family, so that he won't feel lonely."

"Did he ever say he was lonely?"

"He can't follow me all the time. He has to have his own work and life. How can he always revolve around me? After having a child, my wife will naturally divert her attention from me. I used to worry that if I died What about Xiao Sier, Tiger has a career to rely on, who can Xiao Sier rely on? Once he has a family, he will have his own happy life."

Lu Jiang had finished brushing a slipper and used paper towels to absorb the moisture. He was afraid that the slipper would get wet and Yanzhi would accidentally slip. Hearing what Yanzhi said, he turned around angrily and raised the slipper to smack his feet.Seeing the white and tender toes, he couldn't let go, so he threw the slippers aside and slapped him on the instep, but he didn't hit him, and the wind swept him.

"Say it again! Say it again! Don't you owe a beating!"

Just as Yan Zhi was about to open his mouth, seeing Lu Jiang stare angrily, Yan Zhi had no choice but to raise his hand in surrender.

"Okay, I'm talking about the past, and I don't think so now, but I still want to marry Xiao Si'er a wife."

"Is this a matter of urgency? Isn't it cheating him to randomly find someone who doesn't want you? Yes, you don't dare to refuse if you give an order, but don't force him! You let him come by himself."

"He looks for a partner by himself? It's not that I underestimate him. He can't find him in the year of the monkey. Hey, I think people are really happy and festive when they get married. I want to take care of one. Don't give me this chance!"

Yan Zhi fumbled and fumbled from his pocket, and found three pieces of crisp candy, peeled one off, bit half of it himself, and stuffed the remaining half to Lu Jiang.

"Delicious, sweet! There are a lot of weddings today. I was looking at the wedding car at the entrance of the tattoo shop. The wedding car passed by and threw me a wedding bag. Wutong Chao also booked the wedding today, and threw me a lot of wedding candy. It was so lively, Laughing and joking around. I have had a wedding and attended a wedding, but it was not so lively and happy. I want to hold a wedding, so how happy I am! It’s so fun, your friends and my friends are all gathered together, Drinking and chatting."

Happy, unburdened, family and friends get together, saying that marriage is actually a reunion of friends.Listening to their blessings, toasting and drinking together, so many blessings from old age to old age, this mood is so beautiful and brilliant.

Lu Jiang's other slipper was also wiped clean and drained of water, and he put it on Yan Zhi's foot.

Yan Zhi didn't jump off the sink by himself, and opened his arms, wanting to hug her.

Lu Jiang bit the tip of his nose, smiled, simply picked him up, put his arms around his shoulders and hugged his knees, and carried Uncle Yan back to the bedroom.

Yan Zhi shook his feet leisurely.

"Sprinkling white flour on the head is called growing old together. Sprinkling flower petals is called walking the flower path. Throwing candy and bitter gourd slices at the same time is called sharing joys and sorrows. The bride and groom ran away after being teased, and I almost died laughing."

When Yan Zhi talked about the fun things he saw today, his stomach hurt from joy. These people have so many ways to play tricks on others.

"Are you envious of others being able to get married and hold a wedding ceremony? How simple, don't embarrass Xiaosi, we will also hold one in Wutong Dynasty,"

Lu Jiang put Yanzhi on the bed.He also sat opposite Yan Zhi.

Yan Zhi was smiling happily, but when he heard his words, his face froze.

"Is that okay too?"

"What's wrong? If you don't get a certificate in China, let's go abroad to get it. After receiving it, we will hold a wedding in China. There will be a banquet in Wutong Dynasty. You call your friends and I call my buddies. Hold it according to your wishes." One. I am not allowed to register and not allowed to serve wine?"

There's nothing wrong with that.

"But daughter-in-law, I have a lot of friends, and they are all quite good at making trouble. Do you still remember the buddy I brought you the cake? I got married a year ago, and he prepared four sets of clothes that were not enough to change. Others may use Sprinkle white flour on the head, I can see that they use water guns, not the ones that children play with, but the ones that are bigger than wax gourds, and the ones that adults have to carry. Go out ten meters."

Yan Zhi was a little dumbfounded. In other words, he was going to turn from being a teaser to being teased?How can that work!

"I think it doesn't matter if there is a wedding or not. Anyway, we both did what we should do, so there's no need to hold a wedding. True love doesn't care about details!"

"No! How can that be done? I will help my daughter-in-law do whatever she wants! Isn't it just a wedding? Let me calculate the time. In summer, even if they spray us with a few high-pressure water bubbles, it can be a Songkran festival. But, it’s pretty cool, right! That’s summer!”

Lu Jiang patted his chest and said that he would do everything!

"No, Lu Jiang, you don't have to spoil me like this!"

Please, don't spoil this thing so much!

"Beloved, we are no less than anyone else, and we don't love less than anyone else, why should others have the two of us! Do it! Let me calculate the time! When the weather is the hottest, marriage and Songkran Festival are the same. What fun!"

Lu Jiang was also interested, took a pat on Yanzhi, and went to get the calendar.He wants to choose a good day for himself and must get married.

"No, hey, hey! Lu Jiang! No need, Lu Jiang!"

Yan Zhi regretted it, and couldn't hold back Lu Jiang even if he wanted to. Lu Jiang took his mobile phone and went to make a call, asking Liu Datou to find someone on the road to find a fortune teller, to see how the day of June [-] in the lunar calendar is, whether it fits marry.

Yanzhi couldn't shout any more, and the matter was settled like this.

"My god, why am I so overwhelmed!"

Yanzhi regretted it to death, why did it become like this, he wanted to organize a wedding for Xiao Sier, not himself.I had already foreseen what a disaster it would be if I wanted to get married.Definitely hit it off!

A person from the ghost way, a person from Tiger, will definitely not allow him to be attacked like that. Is it really necessary to fight together on this happy day?

Even if he didn't fight, he would turn from a groom to a drowned rat, with a high-pressure water cannon and some white noodles?He estimated that he could become a person wrapped in batter. Is that a marriage?Isn't that suffering?He was just short of pan-fried to golden brown on both sides!

Yan Zhi covered his face and groaned in agony, now he has the idea of ​​running away from marriage!

He tried his best to dispel Lu Jiang's idea of ​​holding a wedding, but Lu Jiang thought that he was no less loved than others, and the country didn't give us a certificate and didn't allow us to settle it in private?give a feast!marry!Let Yanzhi Mingmei marry Mrs. Lu who will become him!

This can be regarded as giving Yanzhi an identity.

Why does Yanzhi like other people to marry, but doesn't she want to marry herself?Come on, what a big deal, the money given away over the years should be recycled.

Luo Guozi ran over and said to Yan Zhi happily, when the time comes, the red carpet will be filled with dragons and phoenixes, and big flower baskets will be placed on the phoenix trees. Don’t think that the word dragon and phoenix is ​​auspicious. Think about it, dragons belong to men , the phoenix is ​​also male, you two get married, that is the dragon and the phoenix, with this parasol dynasty, you will be attracted to the golden phoenix.Phoenixes and swallows are both birds, the same!

Luo Guozi also said that Tangcheng likes to invite song and dance performances when they get married. He set up a stage in front of Wutong Dynasty and invited several song and dance troupes to come on stage and sing for three days.We don't invite all those weddings and weddings, if someone gets drunk and sings the little widow crying at the grave, wouldn't it become a disco on the grave?Please invite a professional song and dance troupe to mobilize the scene and let's have fun together, a large-scale disco scene!Striptease, no, you can do that kind of pole dancing.

Luo Guozi also said that there are hundreds of tables upstairs and downstairs, no problem at all. Northern dishes, southern dishes, worms, and Burmese dishes are mixed together to make wedding banquet dishes.

Luo Guozi also said, although you are the main character when you get married, you should be handsome, but don’t wear the clothes you got off the bus. Just wear a shirt that costs ten yuan a piece. It will also be ruined beyond recognition, just take it off and throw it away!The bathroom will be prepared for you.

That's all for now, remember I told you in advance.

After Luo Guozi finished speaking in a considerate manner, he went to list the recipes for the wedding banquet.