him and him

I am 17 years old, tall and handsome.

The eunuchs and maids in the palace all said that I am the most beautiful man in the world.

Sometimes when I'm bored, I take a walk in the palace, and I happen to meet a few court ladies and eunuchs, and they all stare at me when they see me.

I feel that if the light has a color, it should be red.

I decided to marry the queen, and the maids in the palace began to complain, and they couldn't do their jobs well.

For example, today's dinner is really unpalatable.

"Who made the dinner?" Zhen got angry and questioned the personal eunuch Zhang Xiaoxiao.

Zhang Xiaoxiao went out for a while twisting her buttocks, and came back and said: "Go back to the emperor, the servant has found out, today's dinner is made by Aunt Su Qing."

I snorted: "Call her to me!"

Su Qing came crying: "Your Majesty! My Majesty!"

I interrupted her: "Shut up, I'm not dead yet? Why are you crying?"

Su Qing rubbed her eyes and sniffled: "Your Majesty, you are not dead. You are as blessed as Donghai Shoubi Nanshan. How could you die? It's the servant who will die."

Zhen Fu forehead: "The food you cook today is a bit unpalatable, and you are not guilty of death."

Su Qing thumped and knelt down to me: "No, no, your majesty, please let this servant die. You are going to get married anyway, and it's meaningless for this servant to live."

When she yelled, all the maids serving in the palace knelt down and cried together: "Oh, my slaves are not alive anymore."

Zhang Xiaoxiao looked left and right, and also fell to his knees: "Oh, my servant is not alive anymore."

His voice was so ugly when he cried, I couldn't stand it and kicked him: "Get lost!"

He really rolled away, leaving me alone in the temple listening to a group of women cry.

Fortunately, Aunt Huang came in time, she entered the room and yelled, "How decent is Cheng?"

The maids stopped crying.

Drink again: "Get out."

All the maids got out.

I threw myself on her and said, "Thank you, Huanggu, for saving my life."

The aunt looked at me lovingly: "What are they doing?"

I lamented: "They said that if I want to marry the queen, they will die."

Aunt Huang snorted coldly: "It's really not strict discipline! But! They are crying for a reason, and Aunt Huang... can't accept it. Such a good-looking boy is cheaper than other women."

I am ashamed: "Aunt Huang."

The aunt stopped crying when she heard the sound: "Oh, yes, the aunt is the eldest princess of a country, she shouldn't be like this, she shouldn't be like this."

I:"……"

The aunt wiped her face and said: "Your mother died early, there is no queen mother in this palace, you need aunt to handle the matter of your marriage. I will definitely choose a good one for you!"

I nodded: "Okay, thank you, Aunt Huang."

The emperor's aunt has been picking and choosing for three years, and I am still an unmarried emperor at 21.

I sent someone to invite her into the palace and ask her about it.She is very loving: "Oh, there is no need to rush this matter. You are still young, so don't worry. You don't know that once the news of your big wedding is released, the whole country will be filled with mourning. Those who don't know think that we are going to perish .”

I:"……"

I feel that she is perfunctory, and I feel a little unhappy.

The prime minister came to see me in the palace: "Your Majesty, what's the matter with you? Have you been depressed for the past few days?"

I lamented, "It's not about getting married yet."

The prime minister asked: "Is it because the empress cannot be selected?"

I was overjoyed: "Prime Minister really understands me!"

The prime minister smiled: "Back to the emperor, I have someone to recommend, which will definitely make anyone speechless."

I am even more delighted: "Who? Can make Miss Huanggu stop crying?"

The prime minister said: "Yes."

I personally poured him a cup of tea: "Say it."

The prime minister drank the tea and said, "That person is myself."

I: "..." It really makes people speechless, it's his grandma's.

I gave him a kick: "Get lost."

The prime minister left, and when he left, he left a message: "Your Majesty, the minister is sincere to the Emperor. In this life, you will not marry unless you are the Emperor. Your Majesty, please think about it carefully."

As soon as the prime minister left, Zhang Xiaoxiao came to report, and the Shaoqing of Dali Temple came.

I thought in my heart that Shaoqing was very reliable, so I asked Zhang Xiaoxiao to bring him in.

Shaoqing met me and said politely: "Why is the emperor so sad?"

I asked, "Did you see it?"

Shaoqing bowed again: "I always care about the emperor."

My goosebumps trembled when I heard it: "Okay, tell me, what are you doing here today?"

Shaoqing made another salute: "The emperor is not married, and the middle palace has been suspended all the time. This is not in harmony with the etiquette system."

I sighed: "I know. What do you think I should do?"

Shaoqing also gave a salute: "Marry the queen."

I kicked the table irritably: "There is no one."

Shaoqing was about to salute, but I stopped him: "Stop saluting, you will be annoying me if you don't."

Shaoqing said: "Thank you, Your Majesty, His Majesty really has a minister in his heart. Then the next words will be easy to say."

I wondered: "What?"

Shaoqing said: "Although I am not talented, I am sincere to the emperor. I can continue to serve the country after becoming a queen. I..."

I gave him a kick: "Shut up, get out."

Shaoqing left, and left a message when he left: "Your Majesty, I love the Emperor's heart, the world can learn from it, and the sun and the moon are proofs. I dream about the Emperor at night, and think about the Emperor during the day. Please think about it."

Shaoqing's voice was still there, and Zhang Xiaoxiao came to report again: "Your Majesty, the general is here."

I said angrily: "No see."

Zhang Xiaoxiao thumped and knelt down: "See you, Your Majesty. The General said you didn't see him. He told him to kill the slave. He is holding the Azure Dragon Sword in his hand!"

I wanted to say something more, but the general came in by himself: "Little Zhang, get out, I have something to talk to the emperor privately."

I said: "Don't talk."

The general said: "Your Majesty, I have fought bloody battles for the country and have countless scars on my body. Is this how you treat me?"

I: "...Okay, okay, what can you say?"

The general said: "Your Majesty, I request you to go to war."

When I heard that it was not a marriage but a state matter, I calmed down: "Finally, a serious person, let's talk, where are you going to go to war?"

The general drew out his sword: "Your Majesty, I want to use this sword to win Liguo for the emperor! I will marry the emperor with Liguo Jiangshan!"

I gave him a kick: "You too!"

"Why is the emperor so angry?" The Great Master walked in holding the Buddhist beads.

I saw my savior: "Great Master, help me, I must always make people like me."

The Great Master chanted the Buddha's name and said, "Calm down, Your Majesty. The minister is here."

I tugged on the sleeve of the Great Master, "National Master, I'm going to be driven crazy by these unruly people."

Da Guoshi said: "Everything has a cause and effect, the emperor just let it happen."

I praised: "As expected of a national teacher."

The Great Master said: "Amitabha, in fact, I came here today to ask for the emperor's grace."

I nodded: "National Teacher, please tell me?"

Master Daguo said: "I want to return to vulgarity?"

I was surprised: "Why?"

The Great Master sighed: "I fell in love with someone."

I was taken aback: "Who is so capable?"

The Great Master said quietly: "It's close at hand.

I smiled and said: "It's close in front of me, so I can guess this person, isn't it Zhang Xiaoxiao?"

The Great Master shook his head: "No, it's you, Your Majesty, it's you that I love."

I: "...you get out!"

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