Necessary and sufficient conditions for secret love to come true

Another drop of water fell on his eyelids, and Liu Yutang wiped his face with something in his hand, hissed and inhaled because of the pain in his tailbone, "It's Er, brother, I didn't fall stupidly, so don't rush out to rescue me." I."

I didn't even bother to wear the clothes I was in a hurry, how much noise did I make just now?

Sitting up, the distance in front of someone's abdomen was dangerous, Liu Yutang clicked his tongue, "Your figure is amazing." He turned his face away.

Zong Jing has been tested for a long time in the unobstructed public bathhouse for college boys. His face is normal and his voice is calm, but his muscles are tensed subconsciously. The beautiful eight-pack abdominal muscles and mermaid line can blind people's eyes. "Give me back the bath towel."

Liu Yutang lowered his head, holding the bath towel for Zong Jing, who seemed to have wiped his face with it just now, and handed it over in embarrassment, "Sorry, I grabbed it with my hand when I fell down, I didn't see clearly .”

Can't help but quietly glanced at the other person's abdominal muscles, and swallowed jealously.

Zong Jing didn't pay attention, took it and wrapped it around his waist casually, and couldn't bear to look directly at the mess, "Your habit of storing clothes is very special, isn't it?"

Liu Yutang smashed the jar, "Yeah, I don't understand how irregular clothes like clothes can be folded into a rectangle. I always put them casually."

But if it wasn't for being too anxious just now, at least it wouldn't be piled up in such a state of uneven force that it would pour out.

Moreover, in the past, after dry cleaning, they were ironed and hung up when they were brought back. Who knew that washing by yourself was so troublesome?

Zong Jing couldn't bear these things piled up on the ground, let alone continue to pile them back into the closet in such a posture, that he might stare at the closet door all night and couldn't fall asleep.

"Get up, I'll teach you how to do it, fold it up and put it back, and also, take out all the empty clothes racks in your closet, just hang some of them up directly."

Liu Yutang, who is determined to start learning life skills recently, has a very good attitude. He stood up with his hands on his back and grinned, "That's great, thank you. I dare not ask my mother to let her know that I can't do such a small thing." Well, I will definitely be so worried that I won’t be able to sleep.”

"You didn't pay attention. There are a lot of tutorials on the Internet that teach people to organize, and you can find them with any search. Did you fall?" Zong Jing frowned and touched the floor. There was no dust, and it was fine. .

"It seems to be all right, I stretched my waist, it's okay, it's okay," Liu Yutang kicked his legs, shook his arms, twisted his waist, his butt hurt a little "Tsk, I still don't admit my cleanliness, stop touching it, I just now After cleaning with a vacuum cleaner, bare feet are fine, and clothes don’t need to be rewashed.”

Zong Jing put on his trousers first, put on his shirt casually, and began to pick up the clothes on the bed, "Sportswear can be folded, thermal underwear, woolen sweaters can also be used, shirts and suits should be hung up, and the same goes for woolen coats and down jackets."

He folded one sample, and Liu Yutang folded the other one accordingly, and peeked at the scenery inside his open shirt from time to time.

Zong Jing set a good example, leaving him to fold the clothes by himself, sorting the clothes and putting them on the bed. He quickly dug out a box and a few books from under the pile of clothes. The figure from the back of the person couldn't help being a little surprised.

Liu Yutang bowed his waist and diligently folded his clothes. He successfully folded a piece of thermal underwear into a cube. He felt a slight sense of accomplishment, but suddenly he became quiet behind him, so that the hairs on his back stood up strangely.

He turned around abruptly, only to find Zong Jing sitting cross-legged on the rug, flipping through the few books he had hidden.

"Hey, why are you flipping through it casually..." The shoe box fell open, and several books were scattered on the ground, and there was no point to blame.

Zong Jing flickered in front of his eyes. The cover was a book with entangled eyes between two men in ancient costumes, "Can a title like "The General and I Break the Battle Robe" be published after review?"

Obviously not, that is a personal blog!

Liu Yutang couldn't explain it. The problem behind this was still too heavy for his life. Thinking about it, his waist was a little weak. He couldn't help kneeling, and he lied without blinking for a few seconds. "That's the book that Bai Xianyun and Xiang Feixing put in my place. Do you remember them?"

"Of course I remember, Banhua and Xiaohua, I just asked for your contact information from Xiang Feixing." Zong Jing flipped through the illustrations in the book with great interest, "I remember you had a good relationship with them in high school , At that time, the male students in the class felt that you were hugging you left and right, and they were very envious, and someone planned to beat you, you know?"

No one would believe me when I said I was a girlfriend, right?

"I don't make it! Hehe~" Liu Yutang laughed dryly, quickly put away the other books, and looked eagerly at the one in Zong Jing's hand, not daring to snatch it.

"This illustration is very good~ The legend of Longyang is good, isn't it?" Zong Jing flipped through the illustrations of the two men without any embarrassment, "Rugn girls like this kind of story. There are female colleagues in the office who like this, and they have taught me about it.”

That was drawn by me, thank you for the compliment, but Su, you are a straight man, don’t you feel pain when you see this?

Please let go, give it back to me!

"Oh~ you guys really talk about everything!" Liu Yutang felt his throat itch.

"As someone who has been talking about YY, I have every reason to explore the story behind it." Zong Jing was very serious.

"Hehe~ is it?" Can't help coughing several times, Liu Yutang hit the wall madly in his heart, what am I talking about with someone?Feeling stiff and unable to find the north, "Don't you think it's strange?"

"It's strange to be curious about the world. It is said that the protagonists of this kind of story are all portrayed as handsome and perfect, so I graciously forgive the girls," Zong Jing said without exception, and sounded quite proud, " Tsk, this posture really challenges the flexibility of the body, what kind of eyes do you have?"

"I admire you! Your heart is as broad as the sea!!" Liu Yutang exaggeratedly praised her with a bright heart.

A true warrior who dares to face the bleak life and face up to the dripping blood donation, Zong Jing is a man.

No wonder he is so rich at such a young age, look at his capacity!

Idle straight male cancers would probably be scolded if they encountered such a thing.

"Thank you, thank you," Zong Jing watched with gusto, with a tone of gossip, vaguely familiar with the wretchedness that college roommates used to watch when they watched island country action movies together, "Hey, when you watch this, do you feel physically uncomfortable?"

No, I am very happy~ Do you think that anyone can ask Xiaoye to help draw illustrations?but……

"I haven't seen it, who will read this," Liu Yutang rolled his eyes, "I've already said it, it's from Bai Xianyun and Xiang Feixing."

Zong Jing finished being curious, casually threw the book into the shoebox, and said calmly, "The two of them really seem to like this. Speaking of which, I haven't seen them for many years. Yesterday's call sounded like Feixing is busy? What is she doing now?"

Liu Yutang dragged her over, closed the lid vigorously, looked around, and wanted to find a safe place to hide, "Xiang Feixing is a financial dog, so he is very busy. During working hours, you can call her, you can go to Buy a lottery ticket."

"You can also buy one to try." Zong Jing finished sorting the rest of the clothes and began to help fold them, "If she doesn't answer my phone, I won't be able to come to rescue you. Think about it, this afternoon In that critical moment, I came out like a hero."

A biography of Danmei seems to have unlocked some strange part of Zong Jing.

Liu Yutang was a little desperate, is this guy a genius?The cold Zong Jing in the afternoon, or this nagging old woman, which one is the main personality?

But because of the familiar nonsense atmosphere, he reflexively took out his phone and took a photo.

Zong Jing turned his head suspiciously, "What are you doing?"

"Since you are my family's savior, according to the rules of the world, I have to set up a longevity tablet for you." Liu Yutang stuffed the phone back, "I don't have time recently, when I'm done with work, go and develop a big photo."

Zong Jing was using the mode of his buddies, and after getting used to it, he realized his brain circuit, and couldn't help laughing, "Hey, have you always had this personality?"

Liu Yutang buttoned up a shirt without even looking at him, "Yes, is there any difference in your mind?"

Thinking of those water lotus flowers and white moonlight that he had imagined before, Zong Jing felt his head was full of blood, and his face was swollen.

"...Those girls who regard you as Prince Charming, know the truth, how desperate they are!"

"What does that matter, anyway, I'm not their boyfriend." Liu Yutang suddenly turned his head and blinked at him, and moved closer like a girl, "If it's true love for me, it should be enough to have face, please. So much is a violation of the precept of greed, and the Buddha does not allow it."

Unable to refute at all, Zong Jing felt his heart pounding, and he shuddered, he was numb, it was really hopeless.

A certain tease guy, humming a ditty, turned his face away and continued to fold his clothes.

Zong Jing stared at his bowed buttocks, and for a moment, anger rose from his heart to his guts, and he wanted to push him down.

"Hehe~ You're right, having a face is enough, what do you ask for so much?"

It took a full minute before Zong Jing recovered his voice and grabbed some hangers to hang his clothes.

"That's right~ This is an era when beauty is justice," Liu Yutang finished stacking, and piled it in the closet with satisfaction, "Besides, besides my face, I also have many advantages. Look at this, I am humble and studious. It's also very fast."

Can not bear to look!

Zong Jing felt that he was in heaven for a while, and hell for a while, and the expression on his face changed so much that he was about to cramp.

Liu Yutang finished folding his clothes, unknowingly teased people, and went out holding his waist. After closing the door for two seconds, he pushed his head away and came in again, "Savior, what do you want to eat tomorrow morning?"

【eat you! 】

Zong Jing clenched his back molars and tried his best to pull out a good-natured smile, "Whatever, I'm not picky."

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Reporter Mo: What do you guys think of today's chapter?

Zong Jing's cold face: The author owes me an Oscar!

Liu Yutang: Same as above~