[One Piece] Raiders Luffy Plan

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"There isn't much food in this town, why don't we just kill them on the shore. It's unnecessary."

Runqian vaguely heard a delicate female voice speaking.

"Don't say that, that whale is not easy to catch." The man's voice was somewhat familiar. After thinking about it, a man with a moustache --- Mr. 9 appeared in Runqian's mind. "We've worked very hard. Did you say it's MissWednesday?"

Sure enough, it was the two people who were going to catch whales!

"Then what are these pirates going to do?" The man continued to ask, at this time a strange middle-aged man's voice came, "Let's kill them."

Hearing this, Runqian already knew what they were going to do.Runqian opened her eyes, her position was just right enough to see the door.Next to the blue-haired woman MissWednesday and the mustache man Mr. 9 stood a muscular woman with bronze skin and pink hair, and opposite them stood a tall curly-haired man.Looking at the entire bar, apart from himself and Sauron, there were no other people from the town, and the people on his boat didn't know where they went.

Runqian silently slid down and made herself fall to the ground in a slow motion. After looking around for a long time, she turned her attention to the green algae with the green apron. He was whistling with his face on the table. sleep.There was still a wine glass on the table, and the purple liquid on the table proved that he had drunk wine before.

Runqian crawled to Sauron's legs and tugged at his pants.Get up, you idiot!Runqian looked anxiously at his unresponsive appearance, gritted her teeth and secretly pinched his thigh and twisted it vigorously.

You should be able to wake up now, right?

"Hmm!!" He yelled softly, then looked up angrily, glanced around and then quickly lowered his head to look at Runqian who was lying on the ground with one hand still on his lap, "You pinched me?! "

"Hush!!" Runqian hurriedly dragged him down, my good grandpa, this is the old den of the enemy, what are you going to do if you called them so loudly!

"Keep your voice down, we're ambushed."

He raised his eyebrows and grinned at Runqian, "Ah? You think I'll be afraid of them?"

"You're not afraid, I'm afraid." Runqian pulled him seriously, preparing to crawl out slowly.As a result, he snapped Runqian's hand away, and stood up directly, "Lorry is so troublesome, if you want to go out, just hit it out!" Zoro picked up the knife hanging on his body, and looked at it. He glanced at the man who was walking towards him when he heard the movement, and directly slashed at him.The poor child lay dead on the ground without even screaming.

"Where's Nami?" Runqian also stood up after seeing Sauron's power, "Didn't she drink with you before?" Runqian remembered that when she went to tell Nami that she was going to sleep, Sauron was sitting next to her.

...Could it be that she pretended to be drunk in order to steal the treasure?

Sauron scratched his green hair, which was not long in the first place, irritatedly, "Who knows, maybe I went to play by myself."

Go play by yourself... Shouldn't you worry about her at this time?The people here are all enemies ==

Zoro ignored Runqian's colorful expression and walked straight out the door.

"Wait! Sauron, if you want to go out, the door is this way!"

It's a pity he can't hear it anymore.

Runqian had no choice but to go out to find him according to the location he left.

Damn Lu Chi, even at this time he is still acting cute on purpose!Shouldn't we find Luffy and the others!

After Runqian went out, he saw him surrounded by a group of villagers from Whiskey Peak, and the villagers were facing him with guns or knives in their hands.

"Let's get started." Sauron showed a slightly dark smile.

Emma, ​​didn't you expect Sauron's hidden attributes to include 'ghost animal'? !Runqian looked at his expression and trembled.

"Bastard, how dare you ignore us!"

When Zoro heard this sentence, he raised his head and looked at the opposite building, and said to himself, "Ah... Luffy and the others are there, right?"

"It really doesn't take us seriously!!!" They roared.

They surrounded Sauron in a circle, picked up their guns and pulled them, "Shoot and teach them a lesson!!"

...doesn't any of you realize that where you are standing is a circle?

After a burst of crackling, Sauron was no longer standing in the center of the circle, and the whiskey residents who surrounded Sauron and shot also fell down one after another.

"A group of idiots, they beat their own people." Run Qian raised his forehead, almost praising the IQ of Mr. 9's teammate's clumsy plan. It's really a series of pig teammates.

Zoro jumped down from one side of the stairs, picked up the knife and stabbed MR.8 into his hair under the surprised expression.

The muscular bronze-colored muscular girl on one side saw Runqian, and blocked Runqian's path as she was about to run to Sauron.She said in a baby voice, "Before you didn't appear among them, I almost forgot your existence. Now you are asking for your own death, so I will send you a ride."

Don't be kidding, your IQ is so clumsy, you must not know that I was still there before, it must be because you are unwilling to be indifferent, right?Wait, maybe it's...

"Have you been secretly in love with me for a long time?" Runqian asked suddenly, if this girl hadn't been in love with her for a long time, how could she have discovered her existence?The setting of one's own presence should be very weak!

"Crazy." The muscular girl said to Runqian with disdain in a baby voice, "My name is Miss. Monday, although I haven't seen your reward order, but you are a bad person by following the pirates, accept my anger! "

...Why did you suddenly introduce yourself?Why am I a bad guy when I'm with pirates?Runqian jumped back to avoid Miss.Monday's attack.

She looks very strong, and when she hits the ground, it will be a nest.

QAQ If this continues, I will be played badly!Runqian began to summon the system angel.

System, help!

[System: Player Run·Qian entered an incorrect command!Unable to get specific actions, please continue to work hard in the current scene!Everything is to become the wife of One Piece! ]

Why do you keep talking nonsense when I'm fighting?Although you seem to have never said the right thing...

[System: Due to insulting the system, the player's physical luck is reduced as a punishment. ]

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Forget it, Runqian decided to shut up.

After thinking about the martial arts Long taught her, and thinking about how much she and Sabo had endured for training, Runqian decided to fight hard.But it's the first time I've compared it to humans with hostility and killing intent...

"What are you in a daze for!"

Miss.Monday clenched his fist and pointed it at her face. When he was about to smash it down, Runqian grabbed her wrist and folded it upwards to change the direction of her hand.Miss.Monday, who was forced to change the direction of the palm of her hand, continued to attack Runqian's lower body with her legs. Runqian didn't care about her legs, and was kicked abruptly.

Miss.Monday's strength itself is strong, so the strength of her legs is naturally strong, and she even heard the sound of her own bones being fragile.After being kicked, Runqian pushed back a few steps and stabilized her body to prevent herself from falling to the ground.

"It hurts you bastard!!!!!!"

Although I have practiced battles with Sabo and the dragon, and I have also fought some wild beasts, but Sabo is my friend so I can't use the ultimate move, and the dragon is my protector. I tried to threaten her with the ultimate move several times. System software blocked it.So this is the first time Runqian has been hurt in front of others, except for Hawkeye, who is level 90 and doesn't know how to pity and cherish jade.

This feeling was very bad, and it reminded her of some bastard she had fought against many years ago when she was still brain-dead.

Runqian also wants to explode Seed!She wants to abuse Miss.Monday!She rushed out and used the murloc karate taught to her by someone in Long's Revolutionary Army to fight Miss.Monday.

kindness?Why did you teach murlocs karate?That's because it's the name of a move. Murloc karate isn't only for murlocs. For example, the Revolutionary Army has a dedicated murloc karate teacher.

Well, she only learned one trick.

"Tang Cao Wa Zheng Fist!" Clenching his hands into fists, he punched Miss.Monday's weak point, Run Qian's whole body seemed to be possessed by a bot.

Miss.Monday wanted to hide back, but just as she took a step back, Runqian used Mogami to force her to use Tangcao Wa Zhengquan again.

Tangcaowa Zhengquan is a move with great impact and lethality. It is the easiest for humans to learn, but it is also the most difficult for humans to use.As mentioned earlier, murloc karate is a move invented by murlocs, and its purpose is actually to avoid the pursuit of humans.Therefore Tangcao Wa Zhengquan is better used under the murloc's broad palms, and Runqian's use of this move is also good and bad.

This time it was right, Miss.Monday was hit by Tang Cao Wazheng punch that Runqian accidentally released correctly. First, she stood there without any reaction and looked at her hand, and then she was knocked down by the sudden impact. .

Runqian held her kicked thigh and stood against the wall for a while before her thigh recovered slowly.

Seeing Miss.Monday lying down on the ground with a face full of unwillingness, Runqian smiled shyly.

Girl, come again, come again, come again, I will hit you once, so you don't have a crush on me.Runqian stuck out her tongue at her, turned and walked away.

"Come on, Baroque Studio."

A magnetic voice came from a distance, and Sauron was still standing majestically with blood on his head, like a general who would not admit defeat.

He sticks out his pink tongue and licks the blood streaming from his head.

"Fighting is not about fighting with your mouth."

Seeing this, Runqian couldn't help but tremble all over.

Oh oh oh oh oh!Great picture! ! !This is the legendary... lure and attack! ! !It's almost nosebleed, Sauron's figure is really good!Your blood is wasted, let me lick it too! !

I am willing to fight with you with my mouth, Ah Zhen! ! !

Runqian looked at Sauron with an idiotic face, only missing the words 'I want to lick you' written on his face.

[System: If players want to change the target of the strategy, they can enter the game again after conquering Luffy and open the Sauron scroll! ]

[System: If you like to watch other people bleed and lick, then you can train Luffy, after all, he is your future husband!Maybe he is also very handsome when he licks~]

As soon as the nervous system was interrupted, in Runqian's mind instantly appeared a demented Luffy with a haw on his mouth, sticking out that pink rubber tongue to lick the blood dripping from his head.

... Can't look straight at all, okay! ! !

Why when I think of him sticking out his tongue to lick the blood, I feel that his tongue will stretch out and lick the whole face! ?Why did I suddenly think of Luffy picking his booger? ?

If you think about it this way, the hero setting of this novel is completely wrong!Shouldn't it be a cute attribute!Isn't it supposed to be cute, show off, evil, domineering, ruthless, and blow up the sky?Why is my male protagonist like this?

After all, why does my mother like such a man! !

A series of violent psychological reactions made Runqian sink into subtle negativity.If this continues, even if I conquer the target, if I succeed, I will be exhausted, right?

I mean tired...

Sauron looked at the girl in front of him inexplicably. Before, he looked like a hungry dog ​​saw the bones, and then he looked like he was constipated, but now he had a gray face.

Neuropathy.Sauron rolled his eyes, and then thought of the perverts, liars, violent madmen, psychopaths, and fools on his own ship. After secretly comparing, he found that he was the only normal person on the entire ship.

Sauron decided to save them.

Just when Runqian and Sauron were thinking about each other, MR.9, who was watching the battle below, suddenly said, as if enlightened:

"I see. Sure enough, such a person is the captain?"

MissWednesday replied to him in a cold sweat, "It must be so, I just said how could that stupid brat be worth 3 million."

The following MR.8 picked up the cannon and pointed it here after chirping some words, "Saxophone cannon!"

"Get away from Ah Crazy!" Sauron pushed Runqian aside and blocked him with a knife. He had put too much thought into it before, so when the meeting was called his name, he didn't know what Runqian's name was for a while. Called the nickname 'psychopathy'.

"what?!"

It must be the way my ears are used!Why does my up-and-coming male god Sauron call me crazy? !Runqian couldn't believe it and fell to the ground pretending to be weak following his push.

"You, are you going to abandon me?"

"...I don't understand what you're talking about at all." Zoro watched impatiently at her pretentious appearance while drawing out a knife without any pressure to block Mr. 9 who was sneaking up.

How should I reply to my male god at this time?Should I say you worked hard?Should I say cheer up?After all, he is my first male god, I am too nervous and don't know what to do!This is also the first time for me to face such a situation, so excited, can I cross my legs, can I forcefully kiss the male god, can I pick my nose...

Runqian looked at Sauron's fighting voice and thought deeply. She wanted to solve this problem about the male god Sauron.

"Please protect Your Royal Highness!" Mr. 8 before was beaten for some unknown reason, he ran to Sauron as if he was running away, grabbed Sauron's clothes and suddenly knelt down and said, "Please You! I will give you a huge bounty!"

Zoro stumbled on his sleeves in embarrassment, trying to tear the clothes off his hands, but it was useless.

"Are you kidding? You wanted to kill us just now. You're looking for a hacker!!" Sauron yelled at him, apparently unwilling to help them.

"Is there really a huge bounty?" A crisp voice sounded.Nami sat on the wall with her legs crossed and asked Mr.8. "I promise you, how about a billion Bailey?" She winked at Mr. 10 charmingly.

"Nami?" Runqian looked at Nami who suddenly appeared suspiciously. It was strange that she hadn't seen her in the bar before.

"Aren't you asleep?"

"In this kind of suspicious town that welcomes pirates, only fools can easily fall asleep." Nami jumped the fence, "I did this to find treasure!"

...Luffy, you are really stupid.Runqian was unable to support his forehead, why did my mother like him after all!

Mr.8 agrees with Nami's statement, and tells Nami that if they are willing to protect MissWednesday, that is, Princess Weiwei, the country will pay them the bounty they deserve after arriving in Alabaki.

Sauron was offended, and he refused.

Nami crossed her hips, "Soron, don't forget that you borrowed money from me in Luoge Town, and you have the right to speak if you return the money to me now."

Sauron naturally couldn't afford that much money. Although Runqian had so much money, the game system didn't allow transfers, so he could only look at his male god and worry secretly.

Sauron was forced to agree to escort Weiwei, but Runqian didn't care, as long as she went to prostitute Luffy according to the main mission and side mission.For the male god...you must continue to have a secret love.

Well, this is a Luffy bg after all, even if there will be a male god or something, ←← it must be... a trick, Runqian just thinks that Sauron is handsome, so he will make him a male god.

He agreed to escort Vivi back to China, and told them the exact location of Vivi in ​​Mr.8. Finally, under the leadership of Nami, the samurai Zoro attacked.

Don't ask why Nami is leading, because Sauron and Runqian are road idiots.Originally, Runqian planned to go down to help, but Nami stopped her with the reason of 'Let rude people deal with such rude things'.

Runqian thought it made sense, so she stopped and watched a play with Nami on it.

Weiwei was arguing with the woman with tender green hair holding a small umbrella and the man with an afro who was rudely picking his booger.

Fuck, see booger picking again!I hate watching other people pick their boogers!Runqian thinks about when she was fighting with Luffy when she was young and Luffy rubbed booger on her body.

Immediately afterwards, the booger man picked out his booger and bounced it towards Wei Wei.You read that right, he flicked the nose shit out!

Lying down a big trough! !Runqian was overwhelmed by the response.

Just at the very moment, Sauron jumped from the roof of the building, picked up the knife and chopped off the booger.

The booger was split into two halves, and bounced in two directions on the road, one left and one right, and finally exploded at the same time. The backside video of the explosion appeared in the field of vision of Nami and Runqian along with Zoro's expression about to go crazy.

"Cut the booger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"