Happy Life in the Red Chamber

Mingxi didn't expect that she would have a day of time travel, if she knew she would not be so cheap, she would just watch time travel dramas, why complain?

By the way, this holiday is too long because of the epidemic. Since the Chinese New Year holiday, she has never started school again, and even the dissertation defense is conducted online.

During the vacation, who would have thought that she would graduate directly after the winter vacation.With such a long holiday, I can’t go anywhere. The epidemic is serious and I can’t contribute to the country, so I can’t add to the chaos.

If she doesn't run around, she can only stay at home every day. Apart from online classes, she just watches TV series with her mother.

Her mother has recently been obsessed with watching various Qing palace dramas, and after watching those famous big productions, she found a small web drama. To be honest, Mingxi was looking forward to this drama before. She is a book fan .

As a result, after watching a few episodes, I couldn't stand it anymore. This time, I was forced to revisit the plot with her mother.

Her mother watched it with great interest, and would ask from time to time: "Hey, you said, this old Kang, why did he have so many children? Look at each of them fighting like a black-eyed chicken... Hey, a man and a woman get together Just make a good word!"

Ming Xi rolled his eyes: "You think that Lao Kang is my father, he is the emperor, and the 72nd concubine of Sangong Sixth Courtyard knows? He has so many wives, which one can't sleep?

In ancient times, there were no mobile phones and no computers, so what was the disharmony in the dark at night, just chatting under the quilt?If you sleep, you may get pregnant, and if you get pregnant, you have to give birth. Before, there was no family planning. "

Her mother pointed to the TV: "It's not as exaggerated as you said, isn't there just a noble concubine and a virtuous concubine in the harem?"

Mingxi sighed: "Mom, it's an online drama, and there's no money to hire so many actors. Look at how shabby the palace is. There are so few guards, and beautiful women are running around in the palace. It's like visiting the back garden of her home, do you think it's possible?

It doesn't matter what kind of concubine it is, there is a maid following behind the madam and miss, isn't that ridiculous?In the Dream of the Red Chamber, it is also said that Miss Da takes a step forward.What's the meaning?That is to say, there are many maids in rich families.

Not to mention the inner courtyard of the palace, which concubine is not a few big palace ladies, a few small palace maids, and then there are a lot of rough maids and eunuchs..."

I don't know if she talked too much, offended some great god, was struck by lightning while surfing the Internet at night, and then became A Piao.

Looking at the sad parents, Mingxi is regretful, what do you think you are mean?If you don't complain, you will die?But it's useless to regret, she has already become A Piao, and her body has been cremated.

She just fluttered like this, and there was no ghost messenger to catch her.Later, a ghost messenger passing by saw her, flicked through the roster, and squeezed out a sentence for a long time: "I jumped, who made this BUG, ​​this guy's life is not over yet! What should I do?"

Mingxi was impatient for a long time, so he grabbed him as soon as he heard it, crying with snot and tears: "Brother Guicha, you have to make the decision for me, my parents are white-haired and black-haired. How sad! Also, I have been floating for almost a year, will you take me back?"

The ghost messenger had no choice but to take her back to the underworld office. Mingxi went in to have a look and drink, it was similar to the modern government department.The underworld is also keeping pace with the times. The conditions are not bad, much better than her wandering around the streets.

The ghost messenger threw her into the concubine's chamber and left.Then she became an uncared-for Apiao again.Next to it is a very grand office hall. When she is in a hurry, she will ask, what should a ghost like her do next.

The staff slapped her away like chasing flies: "Where is there so much nonsense, let you wait and wait! I don't know, you are not under our control."

The Mingxi ghost had to bow his head under the eaves. After waiting for half a month, he finally waited for the second-in-command judge of the underworld to come.As expected of a leader, his attitude is particularly amiable, much better than those of the staff.

The magistrate told her that the ghost messengers are too busy with their work, so sometimes, they will inevitably make a little mistake.

Of course, they have caused indelible harm to Mingxi, which they will not deny, nor will they shirk their responsibility, and will make compensation to her.

Ming Xi asked expectantly: "Then, can your lord judge let me go back, I miss my parents."

The judge shook his head: "Where are you going back? Your body has been cremated, and your parents won't be able to see you when you go back!"

Ming Xi couldn't help crying: "My parents have supported me for so many years to study, I finally graduated from college, and for no reason I belched, this child is not worth raising, right?"

The judge saw her crying pitifully, so he said to her: "What about you, now that you are in such a situation, you can't go back. In this way, I will make your parents healthy in their later years, free from disease and disaster, and your brother Sister-in-law will be very filial to them, what do you think?"

Mingxi wiped away his tears: "Thank you, my lord, what should I do then? I can't keep floating like this, can I? Why don't I go to reincarnate?"

The judge rubbed his hands in embarrassment: "It's like this, your yin and yang are weak and your lifespan is not over, you can't enter reincarnation, you can't reincarnate! Let's do it this way, there is a shortage of manpower in the underworld recently, so you will join the underworld and be an official ghost who guarantees income during droughts and floods." Okay?

This is an official ghost, organized by the underworld.You also know how difficult the exam is in Yangjian. After you graduate, don’t you just want to be a civil servant?

This time, you can go through the entry procedures directly without taking the exam, and you have five social insurances and one housing fund, and the benefits are super good...

Being a ghost cultivator is actually quite good, but it is much better than being reincarnated.When your cultivation base is high, calling the wind and calling the rain will not be a problem.

The most important thing is that you have to queue up for reincarnation, like you, you have to wait until your lifespan is exhausted before you are eligible to queue up.

Let me do the math for you, now young people are unwilling to have children, and the birth rate is frighteningly low.

Right now, there are, uh, 56 people queuing up to enter the reincarnation pool.Your Yangshou time is quite long. Based on this calculation, I don’t think it will be your turn to drink Mengpo soup and enter the reincarnation pool in 200 years. "

Ming Xi immediately said: "Then I'll be a ghost cultivator, my lord, the younger one will be your soldier in the future. You are so heroic and kind, why don't you give me a gift or something?

You see how miserable I am, being a ghost cultivator is also poor and useless, don't you give me some magic weapon or something for self-defense?I'm actually a safety accident, right?I still have such a long lifespan, could it be that I died in vain? "

The judge picked it up and handed her a ring: "This is the Linglong ring that my wife weeded out. It contains some gadgets that she doesn't need. You can play with it."

Mingxi took the ring and looked left and right: "Then I don't know how to use it?" The judge patted his head: "Come on, I'll take you to go through the entry procedures, and then you will have a ghost job badge, and that badge can be used." It is bound to this ring. It is equivalent to being bound to your soul, even if you wear it, ahem, to perform any task, you can still carry it."

Mingxi followed him with the ring and asked: "I still have to go out to perform tasks? To collect souls? Can I be an internal staff and sit in the office?"

The judge was afraid that the employee who had finally fooled him would fly away again, so he just let out a haha ​​and turned away.But I couldn't help complaining in my heart, you, a rookie, still want to be a back office?Think beautifully!

After Mingxi finished the formalities, her badge was wrapped around the ring and melted into her soul. In the future, even if she wanted to repent and leave the job, she couldn't do it.

The clerk handed her a card: "Recently, there is a lack of people in the time travel department. You take the elevator to the 79th floor and report to Director Guo of the time travel department."

Mingxi took the card and glanced at the judge: "My lord, do I regret coming in time now? I want to queue..."

The judge handed her a watch: "It's late, I bought this to coax the children, so I'll give it to you first, the latest smart brain in the underworld, the kind that can be upgraded. It's very expensive, and it's cheap for you. Hurry up and report it." Well, being a ghost cultivator has a bright future."

Mingxi put on his smart brain, took the card and walked out of the hall dejectedly, the crossing department, it sounds like it's not a good place.How can a good place be short of ghosts, such as logistics staff, she doesn't want to go out to work, she just wants to sit in an office.

After taking the elevator up to the 79th floor, Mingxi swiped his card to enter the crossing department, saw the three big characters of Minister's Office, and knocked on the door.

A voice came from the door: "Please come in." Mingxi opened the door and walked in. A handsome man in ancient costume saw her eyes lit up: "Are you a new employee? Great, I just have an urgent task here." , I'm worried that I can't find anyone, it's quite suitable for your age.

Come, come, this is your system, it will introduce our tasks to you.Hey, it turns out that you have a smart brain, which happens to be bound to the system for upgrades.Well, you can go. "

The vigorous and resolute minister finished the task in such a simple and rude manner, and directly pushed Mingxi into a shiny door.

After Mingxi survived the dizziness, and then opened his eyes, he will have a body, of course it is not her own, she has passed through.And this background and character, she is quite familiar with, Red Chamber Shi Xiangyun.

Mingxi tapped the invisible smart brain on her wrist, and only heard a beep, and then a light screen appeared in front of her, with sound and light, and gave her a firework show.

After the wait was over, a pleasant voice sounded: "Hi host, System Zero Seven is at your service, and I will always accompany you on the road of cultivation. Do you want to start the mission?"

Mingxi nodded: "Yes!" Ling Qidi said: "The main mission "Happy Life in the Red Mansion" starts, mission one, Shi Xiangyun's wish, to stay away from Jia Baoyu, not to be engaged to Wei Ruolan, and not to let the Shi family's daughter have a girlfriend. Yu was ashamed because of her. Memories and plots are being transmitted... 3, 2, 1."