The car stopped in front of the gate of the Xianghe Cemetery. In the dark cemetery, only the cold white and dark light of the moonlight illuminates every tombstone. At a glance, the tombstones that cannot be seen are neatly stacked, and you can feel it before getting off the car. It's cold outside.
Xiao Meng energetically got out of the car with the shoulder bag containing the leaflets on her back. Seeing that Qi Jun was still sitting in the car, she was a little worried, afraid that it would embarrass him too much, so she asked tentatively: "If you are really afraid, you can stay in the car." Well, I'll be back soon."
Qi Jun took a light breath and got out of the car decisively.
Xiao Meng walked in front, and Qi Jun followed closely behind him, scanning his surroundings vigilantly.
From the entrance of the cemetery to the cemetery, there is still a tree-lined path to walk. It is gloomy at night, and occasionally there is a gust of wind, the leaves rustle, and there is always a feeling that something will pop out.
Xiao Meng was calm and calm, but Qi Jun was a little too silent, and his expression looked dignified.
To embolden Qi Jun, Xiao Meng took the initiative to say, "Let me tell you a joke."
Qi Jun gave a low "hmm" behind him.
"A man lost his way in the desert. When he was dying, he saw God. God said that he could fulfill one of his wishes. The man said, 'I...I want a wife...'. God thought this man was hopeless and died. At the end of the day, he was still greedy for sex, and disappointedly gave him a wife and left. After the god left, the man lay on the ground, and slowly uttered a word, '...cake'."
"Ha ha ha ha."
Xiao Meng heard Qi Jun laugh, and said with satisfaction, "It's the first time I've heard you laugh so happily, then I'll tell you another one. Household appliances hold a joke contest, and whoever's joke is not funny will be sent to be destroyed. The lamp told a joke, all the appliances laughed, only the TV said, 'It's so cold...', and the lamp was destroyed. The microwave told a joke, all the appliances laughed, and only the TV said , 'It's so cold...', the microwave oven was pulled out and destroyed. The washing machine told a joke, all the electrical appliances were rolling with laughter, and the TV still said, 'It's so cold...'. Just as the washing machine was about to be pulled out When it was being destroyed, the TV finally couldn't stand it any longer and said to the refrigerator behind it, 'You can laugh as long as you laugh, can you close the door!'."
"Hahahahahaha!"
Xiao Meng heard that Qi Jun was amused by him again, and said happily, "How about it, are you not afraid at all?"
Did not hear Qi Jun's answer, Xiao Meng stopped and looked back, and found that Qi Jun stopped behind with an ugly face and did not leave.
"What's wrong?" Xiao Meng asked strangely.
Birch reminded embarrassingly: "...he didn't laugh just now."
Xiao Meng froze for a moment, "Who is that?"
Xiao Meng also fell silent, feeling that he was asking nonsense, checked the surroundings, but found nothing, walked to Qi Jun worriedly, patted his arm, "Are you okay? Why don't we go back ?”
Qi Jun closed his eyes and adjusted for a moment, then slowly opened them, "I'm fine."
Xiao Meng encouraged, "Come on, as long as you overcome this time, you will be much better. How about I play a nursery rhyme for you to adjust the atmosphere?"
Qi Jun was a little dumbfounded, and looked at Xiao Meng with complicated emotions, "No, thank you."
The two walked forward for a while, seeing the cemetery in front of them, but they seemed to be getting farther and farther away.
Qi Jun stopped again, glanced at the crooked neck tree beside him, a red cloth was tied to the branch, "I just passed here."
Xiao Meng also noticed it, and stopped to look around. It was still a dark tree-lined path, and the cemetery was on the downhill of the road, but the two of them seemed to have walked for 10 minutes, and seemed to be back on the road they walked.
Birch said clearly, "The ghost hit the wall."
It was the first time Xiao Meng encountered a ghost hitting the wall, and it was quite fresh, so he asked curiously, "Is this a ghost playing tricks on us?"
Birch said: "It may be, or it may not be. In fact, the so-called ghost hitting the wall is an enchantment. There are many spirits and monsters that can create an enchantment, not just ghosts."
A gust of chilly wind blows over, and Xiao Meng vaguely hears someone laughing, approaching and far away, and it seems to be just a whistling sound when passing through the dense leaves.
But Xiao Meng doesn't care about who created this enchantment now, he is more concerned about: "Why haven't I seen a ghost yet? What about my clients?"
Qi Jun: "..."
Xiao Meng: "Shen Beast, it's time to show your true strength."
Birch snorted disdainfully, "Small, let me watch this beast perform a magic pigeon to break the barrier for you, hey!"
Birch flapped his wings and flew into the night sky.
Xiao Meng said to Qi Jun, "Don't worry, my pigeon looks like a pigeon, but it actually..."
Birch spread his wings and flew over the forest in a majestic manner, and arrogantly opened his bird's beak to the forest below, shouting to interrupt Xiao Meng's words, "Shen Beast Guangbo, b..."
The two looked up at the dark night sky together, and saw that Birch's "Beast Light Wave" hadn't "beeped", and suddenly disappeared out of thin air.
Xiao Meng: "???"
Qi Jun: "..."
Xiao Meng was a little embarrassed, pretending to be indifferent and continued, "Actually, it's just a pigeon."
Qi Jun took a deep breath and held back his smile, "The momentum is good."
Xiao Meng looked around, walked to the side of the tree, took out a few yellow paper leaflets to spread out the two people's seats, sat down and said calmly: "Wait a while, give him another 5 minutes, it should come from the outside Find a way to break this enchantment, do you want to eat some biscuits in my bag?"
Qi Jun walked over and sat next to him, looked at Xiao Meng who was leisurely at the haunted scene like an outing, and shook his head, "No, I just finished exercising."
Xiao Meng took out the biscuits and ate them, "I'm so busy today, I haven't had dinner yet."
"What are you busy with?" Qi Jun asked.
Xiao Meng leaned back against the trunk casually, and said lazily: "Didn't I tell you last time that I was also entrusted with a little work there, and I have been busy with the business there for the past two days, and there is a performance competition on the Ghost Festival. "
Qi Jun said clearly: "I know, you want to win?"
Xiao Meng took a bite of the biscuit and said casually, "Of course, the man will win."
Qi Jun nodded, changed his mind about abstaining, looked at him with one hand on his chin, the smile on the corner of his mouth deepened, and encouraged him, "Come on."
Xiao Meng glanced at Qi Jun sensitively with the biscuit in her mouth, "I feel that your 'Come on' is not distracted, do you think I'm not optimistic about you?"
The dimple on Qi Jun's side was deep, "Everything I said to you was out of my mind."
It is true to be optimistic, and it is true to not want to give in.
Xiao Meng bit the biscuit into pieces, chewed slowly, recalled that Qi Jun had revealed his identity last time, and looked at him suspiciously, "How did you know about my vest? Did we meet over there?"
Qi Jun thought for a second, and felt that it would be more rewarding to be a "man" before falling off the horse, so he changed the subject and said, "It's been 5 minutes, will it come back?"
Xiao Meng patted the biscuit crumbs on her hands, packed up her things and got up, "Don't wait, a pigeon is a pigeon, so let's rely on ourselves."
The two tried to walk towards the cemetery for a while, but they still couldn't get out, so they tried to walk into the woods.
The woods are much more gloomy than the path, there is no singing of birds or insects, and you can hardly see your fingers. Xiao Meng took out his mobile phone and turned on the light, but the light seemed to be sucked into the darkness. No signal found.
But after walking into the woods, they didn't go back to the road again. It seemed that the thing that created this enchantment was waiting for them to enter the woods.
I don't know if it's an illusion, Xiao Meng always felt as if dozens of pairs of eyes were staring at them in the dense darkness.
Maybe it was because it was too dark to see anything, but Qi Jun was not so afraid, and walked beside Xiao Meng in a leisurely manner, as if he was not in a hurry to go out.
Xiao Meng is in a hurry, he hasn't sent out any leaflets yet, isn't this a waste of time?If I knew I would go to a ghost building to attract clients, this cemetery doesn't look like a cemetery at all, it's so "clean"!
"Is there a ghost?" Xiao Meng shouted impatiently in the dark, "Are you still wandering alone in a ghost night? Huangquan Inn - a resting place warmer than a tomb! Is there a ghost who wants to see the house? Check in now Present a large gift package of ingot candles!"
Qi Jun pursed his lips slightly, trying to hold back his laughter, thinking that this was much more interesting than those jokes.
He looked down at the hands of the two who were about to touch each other, and made up his mind to reach out a little.
Just as the index finger touched Xiao Meng's little finger, something touched Qi Jun's forehead suddenly.
The movement was interrupted, Qi Jun stopped unhappily and looked up, seeing something above his head, his pupils flickered.
……
Xiao Meng was worrying about not being able to get clients, when he suddenly felt Qi Jun holding his hand.
Qi Jun's action without warning startled him, he swallowed the slogan he was going to shout out, his brain went blank for an instant, his whole body's perception moved to the hand that was being held, his heartbeat instantly picked up a gear, and his footsteps Slow down.
Holding the two hands for a while without embarrassment, Xiao Meng felt that Qi Jun's hand was very cold... Could it be a bad kidney?
Xiao Meng didn't dare to turn his head to look, felt the hand carefully again, and thought funny in his heart, Qi Jun's hand is so small, it doesn't look like an adult man's hand, just like a child's hand...! !
Xiao Meng: "...?"
Xiao Meng stopped and looked down slowly.
Beside him, a boy in shorts whose whole body was white to bluish was looking up at him with black eyes and smiling, and said in an ethereal and childish voice, "Brother, your hands are so warm."
Xiao Meng was a little startled by the suddenness, he quickly let go of the ghost child's hand, and looked back worriedly.
The moonlight was much brighter than before, and the forest was no longer invisible. Qi Jun stood not far away, staring at the hanged ghost above his head with loveless eyes.
Xiao Meng let out a "tsk", blaming himself for not protecting him well, ran over and pulled Qi Jun and the hanged ghost away from the petrified Qi Jun, covered his eyes from behind and comforted him, "It's okay, it's okay, touch the hair to scare you If you don’t, you’ll be like a plastic bag hanging on a tree.”
Qi Jun: "..."
The hanged ghost stuck out his long tongue: "..." What about basic respect?
Dozens of ghosts walked out of the woods illuminated by the silvery white moonlight. There were four or five hanged ghosts in the surrounding trees alone, shaking gently like dried bacon when the wind blew.
Qi Jun took Xiao Meng's hand and held it naturally, frowning and looking around.
The ghosts around just stood and looked at them quietly, each of them had their own miserable faces, and there was no obvious malice on their faces, but they looked... sullen.
At last, Xiao Mengmeng took out the leaflets from his bag to get busy with his business, but Qi Jun unconsciously held his hand so tightly that he couldn't pull it out, so he had to verbally publicize, "Do you want to see the house? The thousand-year-old Huangquan Inn, the quality is guaranteed."
The same Smurf who cursed just now hid behind a female ghost, and asked a little sadly, "Brother, can you rescue us?"
"Get out?" Xiao Meng asked suspiciously, "Are you also trapped by the barrier?"
All the ghosts began to moan and complain, and the voices overlapped very chaotically. Xiao Meng interrupted, "Send a representative to speak, but I can't hear clearly."
The hanged ghost who kicked Qi Jun just now chewed his tongue and said: "Everyone was attracted here in a daze. What are you complaining about?"
The female ghost next to the Smurf cried and complained quietly with her long hair hanging down, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows. Save the child."
Xiao Meng: "..." This child should not be able to see the sun, right?
The Smurf also cried "woo hoo".
Xiao Meng asked: "How did you all get in here? Are you all ghosts buried in this cemetery?"
The ghosts began to rush to answer in disorder again, Xiao Meng interrupted again, "Send a representative."
A headless ghost raised his head and said, "Some are not, but I am not. I am from the Sujiagou graveyard."
A disemboweled ghost said, "I am. I am buried in the special tree burial area to the south of the cemetery. I feel that something in the woods here is calling me. Once I come, I can't get out."
"Yes, yes, yes!" said an old lady ghost in a shroud with dead makeup painted on her face, "Me too. I heard a voice calling for my soul, and I thought it was someone burning paper for me. I felt lonely."
The ghosts started to talk about their own situation noisily again, Xiao Meng was overwhelmed by the noise, and he roughly figured out the situation, and raised his hand to signal everyone to be quiet.
Qi Jun couldn't get used to being surrounded by a group of ghosts, his lips turned pale, and he said in a hoarse voice, "You can try to put them in the inn, maybe you can get them out of here."
Xiao Meng also thought so, and suggested, "I should be able to send you to the Yellow Springs Inn. You should think about it, whether you want to stay here or stay at the Yellow Springs Inn."
The hanged ghost complained above his head: "I can hang anywhere as long as I can get out of this wretched place. This day, I'm almost suffocated. Hurry up and get me out of here."
Xiao Meng said happily, "You will definitely not be disappointed. The inn is being renovated recently, and it will be upgraded to a star in half a month. It is definitely a five-star accommodation experience, and the beams are absolutely strong. I will re-attach you with a sling."
All the ghosts approached Xiao Meng eagerly.
Xiao Meng felt that as the ghost approached, Qi Jun squeezed his hand harder and harder, and asked, "Sorry, my friend is a little afraid of ghosts, can you clean up the remains before coming here, no offense meant. "
All the ghosts expressed their understanding and began to sort out their remains.
So the scene in front of me became even more frightening. There are ghosts with intestines stuffed in their stomachs, ghosts with heads on their necks, and ghosts with eyeballs in their eye sockets...
The female ghost next to the Smurf lifted her hair up, revealing a bloody pale grimace, which might as well be covered with her hair.
Xiao Meng couldn't bear to look at it again, and felt that Qi Jun's face seemed to be a little paler again, and he was probably not far from crying in fright.
But this time Qi Jun's psychological quality has improved a lot, and now he is only a little paler at most.
Xiao Meng felt that this damn "desensitization" therapy seemed to be useful, so she had an idea in her mind.
Helping friends overcome their psychological problems is more important than business. He decided to let the business go and strike while the iron is hot. Tonight, he will completely help Qi Jun change the stereotype of ghosts in his mind.
Xiao Meng let go of Qi Jun, clasped his hands together and asked the ghosts for help: "Friends, before checking in, there is something else I would like to ask you."
10 minutes later--
Xiao Meng and the Hanged Ghost swayed on the hanging rope. The Smurf jumped in the middle, and the Headless Ghost jumped in after him. Under Xiao Meng's organization, all the ghosts happily jumped on the big rope.
Qi Jun stood far away and doubted life.
Xiao Meng greeted loudly, "Mr. Qi, you believe me, you won't be afraid if you come in and jump a few times!"
All the ghosts: "Come on, come on~"
Qi Jun: "..."
The ghosts danced and reported the number, "one", "two", "three"... "twenty" "21", there are 21 ghosts in total.
After a few rounds, ghost No. 21 finished shouting, and suddenly a voice shouted: "22!"
All the ghosts: "???"
Xiao dreamed that Qi Jun couldn't come, thought he couldn't dance, and was about to change the activity, when he heard the "22" ghost popping out suddenly, he was also stunned.
"Haunted!!"
All the ghosts scattered and fled.
Xiao Meng: "..." Aren't you just ghosts?
The young male ghost on the 22nd stood alone on the rope that had stopped shaking, looking around in frustration, "Don't you want to play anymore?"
Xiao Meng looked at the green-clothed boy with green lips and a handsome face, and made sure he had never seen this ghost before.
The boy in green said regretfully to Xiao Meng, "Let's play for a while? It's rare that everyone is so happy. Can you call them back again? They seem to listen to you."
Xiao Meng felt that the breath of this ghost was different from that of other ghosts, and his eyes became alert.
The young man in green leaned over and grabbed Xiao Meng's hand and shook it, "It's fine if you don't play, can you tell another joke?"
Xiao dreamed of the laughter just now, "Were you laughing just now?"
The young man in green smiled embarrassedly, and held Xiao Meng's other hand, "Yes, I like you so much, you should stay, everyone will be happy every day with you."
Qi Jun frowned, walked over and pulled Xiao Meng's hand out of the green-clothed boy's, and blocked it in front of him.
The young man in green looked at Qi Jun unfriendly, "I don't like you, he is so honest with you, but you keep everything from him."
Qi Jun's eyes turned colder.
The young man in green snorted, "Don't speak ill of me in your heart, if you have the guts, speak to my face."
Qi Jun: "..."
Xiao Meng poked her head out from behind Qi Jun: "???"
What is this ghost talking to himself?Are you insane?
The young man in green smiled at Xiao Meng: "There is no problem with my brain, I can read minds. Let me tell you, this person is not to be handed over to. He has hidden a bunch of little secrets. He looks honest and has many eyes. pulling you..."
Qi Jun interrupted in a deep voice, "Did you create the barrier?"
"So what?" The green-clothed boy raised one corner of his mouth and disappeared, the surrounding forest suddenly shook, the leaves crackled, and all the ghosts who hid in the trees were shaken off the ground, wailing again and again.
Xiao Meng judged: "This does not seem to be a ghost."
Qi Jun: "It should be a demon."
Xiao Meng looked at Qi Jun in surprise, and felt that Qi Jun's aura suddenly became stronger, and it seemed that the person who was afraid of ghosts just now was another person.
"It's a tree spirit!" The young man's dissatisfied voice echoed in the forest, "You are a monster, a monster who can only seduce others with your beauty! At first glance, I thought you were a thousand-year-old vixen coming."
Qi Jun: "..."
Xiao Meng showed the indignation of disapproval on his face, but he agreed in his heart.
The Dryad immediately said, "Look, I'm not the only one who thinks that way, he thinks the same way too!"
Qi Jun was stunned for a moment, then slowly turned his head to look at Xiao Meng, and raised the corners of his mouth inexplicably, "Do you think so too?"
Xiao Meng hurriedly denied, "I didn't, don't listen to his nonsense." After denying, he cursed this naughty dryad in his heart.
The dryad said innocently: "Why are you scolding me? Why did I break my mouth?"
Xiao Meng Fu avoided Qi Jun's sight in embarrassment, wondering why this guy Birch was so dawdling, he still hasn't broken the barrier.
The tree spirit sneered: "Don't think about how to deal with me, just a pigeon beast also wants to break my barrier, give him a face, he didn't know where he was playing with mud when I was the first time, I With a thousand years of Taoism, he can become a fairy long ago."
Xiao Meng asked curiously: "Then why didn't you become a fairy?"
The tree spirit said disdainfully, "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva also vowed that the hells will not be empty, so he will not become a Buddha. If a harmonious society is not realized, I will not become a fairy. Is there a problem?"
Xiao Meng accused: "It's too problematic, what you are doing is not a harmonious thing, you set up an enchantment to trap these ghosts who have no grievances or enmities with you, this behavior itself is very disharmonious. "
All the ghosts: "That's it!"
The dryad quibbled: "What do you know? I'm saving them!"
When all the ghosts heard this, their noses were crooked, and they started to scold.
Xiao Meng was also very angry, and asked, "It's fine if you are a ghost, then explain why you have to trap us two living people? You are also protecting us? Sorry, you are the biggest one on our journey. Danger."
The dryad was silent for a moment, no longer shouting from the air, suddenly appeared on the tree trunk, lowered his head in a lonely expression, "I'm sorry... I just want to hear your jokes, every tree hole that came to me for thousands of years to talk People are talking about their troubles, and this is the first time I've heard a joke."
Xiao Meng "..." I didn't expect it to be caused by a joke. What kind of jokes are you telling?
The Dryad sat down on the tree trunk and said in a pitiful tone, "Your name is Xiao Meng? Can you stay with me? As long as you are willing to stay with me, I can give you my fruit, or you will be my...boy friend?"
Xiao Meng: "???" Is this kid insane?
Before Xiao Meng could speak, Qi Jun refused him indifferently, "Don't dream."
The tree spirit ignored Qi Jun, and jumped down to hold Xiao Meng's other hand, "Don't be a human being, it's so boring to be a human being, why don't you cultivate immortals with me? Let's cultivate together."
Qi Jun tugged Xiao Meng back, and mocked lightly, "You seem to have a problem with yourself. Are you sure the boyfriend you're looking for isn't another tree?"
The dryad rolled his eyes, pulled Xiao Mengbu loosely, peeped into Qi Jun's thoughts, and said disdainfully, "Why, do you want to do it with me? Your original golden body is only useful to ghosts and sentient beings, so don't waste your efforts .”
Qi Jun narrowed his eyes.
Xiao Meng: "???" What's the situation?Can't understand how to break it?
Birch's voice came into the minds of Xiao Meng and Qi Jun at this time, "I finally found out that the enchantment is caused by the undead tree. I didn't expect that the undead tree still exists in the world."
Xiao Meng looked at the dryad, the undead tree?Weird name.
Birch explained: "According to the "Shan Hai Jing · Great Wilderness Southern Classic", 'In the Great Wilderness, there is a country of immortality. The fruit of the tree is also the elixir of immortality that the world pursues. In order to obtain the elixir of immortality after the completion of the unification, Qin Shihuang sent people to the east of the sea to inspect the islands of the Immortal Kingdom according to the records of the "Shan Hai Jing". The fairy island of the Immortal Kingdom It did exist once, but it disappeared on the sea thousands of years ago. It is said that after the destruction of the Immortal Kingdom, the people of the Immortal Kingdom took the seeds of the Immortal Tree with them across the sea to hide from the world... The cultivation of this Undying Tree is at least It’s been thousands of years, and I can’t break its barrier, so I have to ask Qilin for help. This tree is a bit difficult to deal with, so don’t mess with it, and don’t eat its fruit.”
Undying Tree read their hearts, let go of Xiao Meng's hand and said with a smile: "That stupid bird is quite capable, and it can see through my real body. Since you already know my secret, this time I don't want to leave undead That's fine too."
Qi Jun pulled Xiao Meng back, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly without a smile, his gaze became dangerous, "Blind self-confidence is not good."
I don't know if it's an illusion, but Xiao Meng felt that the outline of Qi Jun's body seemed to have a faint golden light just now.
"What I can give him is far beyond your reach." Undying Tree smiled nonchalantly, "He is so good, you are not worthy of him."
Qi Jun raised his eyebrows slightly.
Xiao Meng: "???" What's the situation?Can't he tell a joke?
The undead tree turned its hands into a palm-sized black fruit, handed it to Xiao Meng with an innocent smile, and flattered him, "Brother, do you want to live forever? The elixir of immortality that even Qin Shihuang wanted, I give it to you gone."
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-11-0117:59:14~2020-11-0308:05:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 4 bottles of Chudie; stick to 1 bottle;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Xiao Meng energetically got out of the car with the shoulder bag containing the leaflets on her back. Seeing that Qi Jun was still sitting in the car, she was a little worried, afraid that it would embarrass him too much, so she asked tentatively: "If you are really afraid, you can stay in the car." Well, I'll be back soon."
Qi Jun took a light breath and got out of the car decisively.
Xiao Meng walked in front, and Qi Jun followed closely behind him, scanning his surroundings vigilantly.
From the entrance of the cemetery to the cemetery, there is still a tree-lined path to walk. It is gloomy at night, and occasionally there is a gust of wind, the leaves rustle, and there is always a feeling that something will pop out.
Xiao Meng was calm and calm, but Qi Jun was a little too silent, and his expression looked dignified.
To embolden Qi Jun, Xiao Meng took the initiative to say, "Let me tell you a joke."
Qi Jun gave a low "hmm" behind him.
"A man lost his way in the desert. When he was dying, he saw God. God said that he could fulfill one of his wishes. The man said, 'I...I want a wife...'. God thought this man was hopeless and died. At the end of the day, he was still greedy for sex, and disappointedly gave him a wife and left. After the god left, the man lay on the ground, and slowly uttered a word, '...cake'."
"Ha ha ha ha."
Xiao Meng heard Qi Jun laugh, and said with satisfaction, "It's the first time I've heard you laugh so happily, then I'll tell you another one. Household appliances hold a joke contest, and whoever's joke is not funny will be sent to be destroyed. The lamp told a joke, all the appliances laughed, only the TV said, 'It's so cold...', and the lamp was destroyed. The microwave told a joke, all the appliances laughed, and only the TV said , 'It's so cold...', the microwave oven was pulled out and destroyed. The washing machine told a joke, all the electrical appliances were rolling with laughter, and the TV still said, 'It's so cold...'. Just as the washing machine was about to be pulled out When it was being destroyed, the TV finally couldn't stand it any longer and said to the refrigerator behind it, 'You can laugh as long as you laugh, can you close the door!'."
"Hahahahahaha!"
Xiao Meng heard that Qi Jun was amused by him again, and said happily, "How about it, are you not afraid at all?"
Did not hear Qi Jun's answer, Xiao Meng stopped and looked back, and found that Qi Jun stopped behind with an ugly face and did not leave.
"What's wrong?" Xiao Meng asked strangely.
Birch reminded embarrassingly: "...he didn't laugh just now."
Xiao Meng froze for a moment, "Who is that?"
Xiao Meng also fell silent, feeling that he was asking nonsense, checked the surroundings, but found nothing, walked to Qi Jun worriedly, patted his arm, "Are you okay? Why don't we go back ?”
Qi Jun closed his eyes and adjusted for a moment, then slowly opened them, "I'm fine."
Xiao Meng encouraged, "Come on, as long as you overcome this time, you will be much better. How about I play a nursery rhyme for you to adjust the atmosphere?"
Qi Jun was a little dumbfounded, and looked at Xiao Meng with complicated emotions, "No, thank you."
The two walked forward for a while, seeing the cemetery in front of them, but they seemed to be getting farther and farther away.
Qi Jun stopped again, glanced at the crooked neck tree beside him, a red cloth was tied to the branch, "I just passed here."
Xiao Meng also noticed it, and stopped to look around. It was still a dark tree-lined path, and the cemetery was on the downhill of the road, but the two of them seemed to have walked for 10 minutes, and seemed to be back on the road they walked.
Birch said clearly, "The ghost hit the wall."
It was the first time Xiao Meng encountered a ghost hitting the wall, and it was quite fresh, so he asked curiously, "Is this a ghost playing tricks on us?"
Birch said: "It may be, or it may not be. In fact, the so-called ghost hitting the wall is an enchantment. There are many spirits and monsters that can create an enchantment, not just ghosts."
A gust of chilly wind blows over, and Xiao Meng vaguely hears someone laughing, approaching and far away, and it seems to be just a whistling sound when passing through the dense leaves.
But Xiao Meng doesn't care about who created this enchantment now, he is more concerned about: "Why haven't I seen a ghost yet? What about my clients?"
Qi Jun: "..."
Xiao Meng: "Shen Beast, it's time to show your true strength."
Birch snorted disdainfully, "Small, let me watch this beast perform a magic pigeon to break the barrier for you, hey!"
Birch flapped his wings and flew into the night sky.
Xiao Meng said to Qi Jun, "Don't worry, my pigeon looks like a pigeon, but it actually..."
Birch spread his wings and flew over the forest in a majestic manner, and arrogantly opened his bird's beak to the forest below, shouting to interrupt Xiao Meng's words, "Shen Beast Guangbo, b..."
The two looked up at the dark night sky together, and saw that Birch's "Beast Light Wave" hadn't "beeped", and suddenly disappeared out of thin air.
Xiao Meng: "???"
Qi Jun: "..."
Xiao Meng was a little embarrassed, pretending to be indifferent and continued, "Actually, it's just a pigeon."
Qi Jun took a deep breath and held back his smile, "The momentum is good."
Xiao Meng looked around, walked to the side of the tree, took out a few yellow paper leaflets to spread out the two people's seats, sat down and said calmly: "Wait a while, give him another 5 minutes, it should come from the outside Find a way to break this enchantment, do you want to eat some biscuits in my bag?"
Qi Jun walked over and sat next to him, looked at Xiao Meng who was leisurely at the haunted scene like an outing, and shook his head, "No, I just finished exercising."
Xiao Meng took out the biscuits and ate them, "I'm so busy today, I haven't had dinner yet."
"What are you busy with?" Qi Jun asked.
Xiao Meng leaned back against the trunk casually, and said lazily: "Didn't I tell you last time that I was also entrusted with a little work there, and I have been busy with the business there for the past two days, and there is a performance competition on the Ghost Festival. "
Qi Jun said clearly: "I know, you want to win?"
Xiao Meng took a bite of the biscuit and said casually, "Of course, the man will win."
Qi Jun nodded, changed his mind about abstaining, looked at him with one hand on his chin, the smile on the corner of his mouth deepened, and encouraged him, "Come on."
Xiao Meng glanced at Qi Jun sensitively with the biscuit in her mouth, "I feel that your 'Come on' is not distracted, do you think I'm not optimistic about you?"
The dimple on Qi Jun's side was deep, "Everything I said to you was out of my mind."
It is true to be optimistic, and it is true to not want to give in.
Xiao Meng bit the biscuit into pieces, chewed slowly, recalled that Qi Jun had revealed his identity last time, and looked at him suspiciously, "How did you know about my vest? Did we meet over there?"
Qi Jun thought for a second, and felt that it would be more rewarding to be a "man" before falling off the horse, so he changed the subject and said, "It's been 5 minutes, will it come back?"
Xiao Meng patted the biscuit crumbs on her hands, packed up her things and got up, "Don't wait, a pigeon is a pigeon, so let's rely on ourselves."
The two tried to walk towards the cemetery for a while, but they still couldn't get out, so they tried to walk into the woods.
The woods are much more gloomy than the path, there is no singing of birds or insects, and you can hardly see your fingers. Xiao Meng took out his mobile phone and turned on the light, but the light seemed to be sucked into the darkness. No signal found.
But after walking into the woods, they didn't go back to the road again. It seemed that the thing that created this enchantment was waiting for them to enter the woods.
I don't know if it's an illusion, Xiao Meng always felt as if dozens of pairs of eyes were staring at them in the dense darkness.
Maybe it was because it was too dark to see anything, but Qi Jun was not so afraid, and walked beside Xiao Meng in a leisurely manner, as if he was not in a hurry to go out.
Xiao Meng is in a hurry, he hasn't sent out any leaflets yet, isn't this a waste of time?If I knew I would go to a ghost building to attract clients, this cemetery doesn't look like a cemetery at all, it's so "clean"!
"Is there a ghost?" Xiao Meng shouted impatiently in the dark, "Are you still wandering alone in a ghost night? Huangquan Inn - a resting place warmer than a tomb! Is there a ghost who wants to see the house? Check in now Present a large gift package of ingot candles!"
Qi Jun pursed his lips slightly, trying to hold back his laughter, thinking that this was much more interesting than those jokes.
He looked down at the hands of the two who were about to touch each other, and made up his mind to reach out a little.
Just as the index finger touched Xiao Meng's little finger, something touched Qi Jun's forehead suddenly.
The movement was interrupted, Qi Jun stopped unhappily and looked up, seeing something above his head, his pupils flickered.
……
Xiao Meng was worrying about not being able to get clients, when he suddenly felt Qi Jun holding his hand.
Qi Jun's action without warning startled him, he swallowed the slogan he was going to shout out, his brain went blank for an instant, his whole body's perception moved to the hand that was being held, his heartbeat instantly picked up a gear, and his footsteps Slow down.
Holding the two hands for a while without embarrassment, Xiao Meng felt that Qi Jun's hand was very cold... Could it be a bad kidney?
Xiao Meng didn't dare to turn his head to look, felt the hand carefully again, and thought funny in his heart, Qi Jun's hand is so small, it doesn't look like an adult man's hand, just like a child's hand...! !
Xiao Meng: "...?"
Xiao Meng stopped and looked down slowly.
Beside him, a boy in shorts whose whole body was white to bluish was looking up at him with black eyes and smiling, and said in an ethereal and childish voice, "Brother, your hands are so warm."
Xiao Meng was a little startled by the suddenness, he quickly let go of the ghost child's hand, and looked back worriedly.
The moonlight was much brighter than before, and the forest was no longer invisible. Qi Jun stood not far away, staring at the hanged ghost above his head with loveless eyes.
Xiao Meng let out a "tsk", blaming himself for not protecting him well, ran over and pulled Qi Jun and the hanged ghost away from the petrified Qi Jun, covered his eyes from behind and comforted him, "It's okay, it's okay, touch the hair to scare you If you don’t, you’ll be like a plastic bag hanging on a tree.”
Qi Jun: "..."
The hanged ghost stuck out his long tongue: "..." What about basic respect?
Dozens of ghosts walked out of the woods illuminated by the silvery white moonlight. There were four or five hanged ghosts in the surrounding trees alone, shaking gently like dried bacon when the wind blew.
Qi Jun took Xiao Meng's hand and held it naturally, frowning and looking around.
The ghosts around just stood and looked at them quietly, each of them had their own miserable faces, and there was no obvious malice on their faces, but they looked... sullen.
At last, Xiao Mengmeng took out the leaflets from his bag to get busy with his business, but Qi Jun unconsciously held his hand so tightly that he couldn't pull it out, so he had to verbally publicize, "Do you want to see the house? The thousand-year-old Huangquan Inn, the quality is guaranteed."
The same Smurf who cursed just now hid behind a female ghost, and asked a little sadly, "Brother, can you rescue us?"
"Get out?" Xiao Meng asked suspiciously, "Are you also trapped by the barrier?"
All the ghosts began to moan and complain, and the voices overlapped very chaotically. Xiao Meng interrupted, "Send a representative to speak, but I can't hear clearly."
The hanged ghost who kicked Qi Jun just now chewed his tongue and said: "Everyone was attracted here in a daze. What are you complaining about?"
The female ghost next to the Smurf cried and complained quietly with her long hair hanging down, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows. Save the child."
Xiao Meng: "..." This child should not be able to see the sun, right?
The Smurf also cried "woo hoo".
Xiao Meng asked: "How did you all get in here? Are you all ghosts buried in this cemetery?"
The ghosts began to rush to answer in disorder again, Xiao Meng interrupted again, "Send a representative."
A headless ghost raised his head and said, "Some are not, but I am not. I am from the Sujiagou graveyard."
A disemboweled ghost said, "I am. I am buried in the special tree burial area to the south of the cemetery. I feel that something in the woods here is calling me. Once I come, I can't get out."
"Yes, yes, yes!" said an old lady ghost in a shroud with dead makeup painted on her face, "Me too. I heard a voice calling for my soul, and I thought it was someone burning paper for me. I felt lonely."
The ghosts started to talk about their own situation noisily again, Xiao Meng was overwhelmed by the noise, and he roughly figured out the situation, and raised his hand to signal everyone to be quiet.
Qi Jun couldn't get used to being surrounded by a group of ghosts, his lips turned pale, and he said in a hoarse voice, "You can try to put them in the inn, maybe you can get them out of here."
Xiao Meng also thought so, and suggested, "I should be able to send you to the Yellow Springs Inn. You should think about it, whether you want to stay here or stay at the Yellow Springs Inn."
The hanged ghost complained above his head: "I can hang anywhere as long as I can get out of this wretched place. This day, I'm almost suffocated. Hurry up and get me out of here."
Xiao Meng said happily, "You will definitely not be disappointed. The inn is being renovated recently, and it will be upgraded to a star in half a month. It is definitely a five-star accommodation experience, and the beams are absolutely strong. I will re-attach you with a sling."
All the ghosts approached Xiao Meng eagerly.
Xiao Meng felt that as the ghost approached, Qi Jun squeezed his hand harder and harder, and asked, "Sorry, my friend is a little afraid of ghosts, can you clean up the remains before coming here, no offense meant. "
All the ghosts expressed their understanding and began to sort out their remains.
So the scene in front of me became even more frightening. There are ghosts with intestines stuffed in their stomachs, ghosts with heads on their necks, and ghosts with eyeballs in their eye sockets...
The female ghost next to the Smurf lifted her hair up, revealing a bloody pale grimace, which might as well be covered with her hair.
Xiao Meng couldn't bear to look at it again, and felt that Qi Jun's face seemed to be a little paler again, and he was probably not far from crying in fright.
But this time Qi Jun's psychological quality has improved a lot, and now he is only a little paler at most.
Xiao Meng felt that this damn "desensitization" therapy seemed to be useful, so she had an idea in her mind.
Helping friends overcome their psychological problems is more important than business. He decided to let the business go and strike while the iron is hot. Tonight, he will completely help Qi Jun change the stereotype of ghosts in his mind.
Xiao Meng let go of Qi Jun, clasped his hands together and asked the ghosts for help: "Friends, before checking in, there is something else I would like to ask you."
10 minutes later--
Xiao Meng and the Hanged Ghost swayed on the hanging rope. The Smurf jumped in the middle, and the Headless Ghost jumped in after him. Under Xiao Meng's organization, all the ghosts happily jumped on the big rope.
Qi Jun stood far away and doubted life.
Xiao Meng greeted loudly, "Mr. Qi, you believe me, you won't be afraid if you come in and jump a few times!"
All the ghosts: "Come on, come on~"
Qi Jun: "..."
The ghosts danced and reported the number, "one", "two", "three"... "twenty" "21", there are 21 ghosts in total.
After a few rounds, ghost No. 21 finished shouting, and suddenly a voice shouted: "22!"
All the ghosts: "???"
Xiao dreamed that Qi Jun couldn't come, thought he couldn't dance, and was about to change the activity, when he heard the "22" ghost popping out suddenly, he was also stunned.
"Haunted!!"
All the ghosts scattered and fled.
Xiao Meng: "..." Aren't you just ghosts?
The young male ghost on the 22nd stood alone on the rope that had stopped shaking, looking around in frustration, "Don't you want to play anymore?"
Xiao Meng looked at the green-clothed boy with green lips and a handsome face, and made sure he had never seen this ghost before.
The boy in green said regretfully to Xiao Meng, "Let's play for a while? It's rare that everyone is so happy. Can you call them back again? They seem to listen to you."
Xiao Meng felt that the breath of this ghost was different from that of other ghosts, and his eyes became alert.
The young man in green leaned over and grabbed Xiao Meng's hand and shook it, "It's fine if you don't play, can you tell another joke?"
Xiao dreamed of the laughter just now, "Were you laughing just now?"
The young man in green smiled embarrassedly, and held Xiao Meng's other hand, "Yes, I like you so much, you should stay, everyone will be happy every day with you."
Qi Jun frowned, walked over and pulled Xiao Meng's hand out of the green-clothed boy's, and blocked it in front of him.
The young man in green looked at Qi Jun unfriendly, "I don't like you, he is so honest with you, but you keep everything from him."
Qi Jun's eyes turned colder.
The young man in green snorted, "Don't speak ill of me in your heart, if you have the guts, speak to my face."
Qi Jun: "..."
Xiao Meng poked her head out from behind Qi Jun: "???"
What is this ghost talking to himself?Are you insane?
The young man in green smiled at Xiao Meng: "There is no problem with my brain, I can read minds. Let me tell you, this person is not to be handed over to. He has hidden a bunch of little secrets. He looks honest and has many eyes. pulling you..."
Qi Jun interrupted in a deep voice, "Did you create the barrier?"
"So what?" The green-clothed boy raised one corner of his mouth and disappeared, the surrounding forest suddenly shook, the leaves crackled, and all the ghosts who hid in the trees were shaken off the ground, wailing again and again.
Xiao Meng judged: "This does not seem to be a ghost."
Qi Jun: "It should be a demon."
Xiao Meng looked at Qi Jun in surprise, and felt that Qi Jun's aura suddenly became stronger, and it seemed that the person who was afraid of ghosts just now was another person.
"It's a tree spirit!" The young man's dissatisfied voice echoed in the forest, "You are a monster, a monster who can only seduce others with your beauty! At first glance, I thought you were a thousand-year-old vixen coming."
Qi Jun: "..."
Xiao Meng showed the indignation of disapproval on his face, but he agreed in his heart.
The Dryad immediately said, "Look, I'm not the only one who thinks that way, he thinks the same way too!"
Qi Jun was stunned for a moment, then slowly turned his head to look at Xiao Meng, and raised the corners of his mouth inexplicably, "Do you think so too?"
Xiao Meng hurriedly denied, "I didn't, don't listen to his nonsense." After denying, he cursed this naughty dryad in his heart.
The dryad said innocently: "Why are you scolding me? Why did I break my mouth?"
Xiao Meng Fu avoided Qi Jun's sight in embarrassment, wondering why this guy Birch was so dawdling, he still hasn't broken the barrier.
The tree spirit sneered: "Don't think about how to deal with me, just a pigeon beast also wants to break my barrier, give him a face, he didn't know where he was playing with mud when I was the first time, I With a thousand years of Taoism, he can become a fairy long ago."
Xiao Meng asked curiously: "Then why didn't you become a fairy?"
The tree spirit said disdainfully, "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva also vowed that the hells will not be empty, so he will not become a Buddha. If a harmonious society is not realized, I will not become a fairy. Is there a problem?"
Xiao Meng accused: "It's too problematic, what you are doing is not a harmonious thing, you set up an enchantment to trap these ghosts who have no grievances or enmities with you, this behavior itself is very disharmonious. "
All the ghosts: "That's it!"
The dryad quibbled: "What do you know? I'm saving them!"
When all the ghosts heard this, their noses were crooked, and they started to scold.
Xiao Meng was also very angry, and asked, "It's fine if you are a ghost, then explain why you have to trap us two living people? You are also protecting us? Sorry, you are the biggest one on our journey. Danger."
The dryad was silent for a moment, no longer shouting from the air, suddenly appeared on the tree trunk, lowered his head in a lonely expression, "I'm sorry... I just want to hear your jokes, every tree hole that came to me for thousands of years to talk People are talking about their troubles, and this is the first time I've heard a joke."
Xiao Meng "..." I didn't expect it to be caused by a joke. What kind of jokes are you telling?
The Dryad sat down on the tree trunk and said in a pitiful tone, "Your name is Xiao Meng? Can you stay with me? As long as you are willing to stay with me, I can give you my fruit, or you will be my...boy friend?"
Xiao Meng: "???" Is this kid insane?
Before Xiao Meng could speak, Qi Jun refused him indifferently, "Don't dream."
The tree spirit ignored Qi Jun, and jumped down to hold Xiao Meng's other hand, "Don't be a human being, it's so boring to be a human being, why don't you cultivate immortals with me? Let's cultivate together."
Qi Jun tugged Xiao Meng back, and mocked lightly, "You seem to have a problem with yourself. Are you sure the boyfriend you're looking for isn't another tree?"
The dryad rolled his eyes, pulled Xiao Mengbu loosely, peeped into Qi Jun's thoughts, and said disdainfully, "Why, do you want to do it with me? Your original golden body is only useful to ghosts and sentient beings, so don't waste your efforts .”
Qi Jun narrowed his eyes.
Xiao Meng: "???" What's the situation?Can't understand how to break it?
Birch's voice came into the minds of Xiao Meng and Qi Jun at this time, "I finally found out that the enchantment is caused by the undead tree. I didn't expect that the undead tree still exists in the world."
Xiao Meng looked at the dryad, the undead tree?Weird name.
Birch explained: "According to the "Shan Hai Jing · Great Wilderness Southern Classic", 'In the Great Wilderness, there is a country of immortality. The fruit of the tree is also the elixir of immortality that the world pursues. In order to obtain the elixir of immortality after the completion of the unification, Qin Shihuang sent people to the east of the sea to inspect the islands of the Immortal Kingdom according to the records of the "Shan Hai Jing". The fairy island of the Immortal Kingdom It did exist once, but it disappeared on the sea thousands of years ago. It is said that after the destruction of the Immortal Kingdom, the people of the Immortal Kingdom took the seeds of the Immortal Tree with them across the sea to hide from the world... The cultivation of this Undying Tree is at least It’s been thousands of years, and I can’t break its barrier, so I have to ask Qilin for help. This tree is a bit difficult to deal with, so don’t mess with it, and don’t eat its fruit.”
Undying Tree read their hearts, let go of Xiao Meng's hand and said with a smile: "That stupid bird is quite capable, and it can see through my real body. Since you already know my secret, this time I don't want to leave undead That's fine too."
Qi Jun pulled Xiao Meng back, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly without a smile, his gaze became dangerous, "Blind self-confidence is not good."
I don't know if it's an illusion, but Xiao Meng felt that the outline of Qi Jun's body seemed to have a faint golden light just now.
"What I can give him is far beyond your reach." Undying Tree smiled nonchalantly, "He is so good, you are not worthy of him."
Qi Jun raised his eyebrows slightly.
Xiao Meng: "???" What's the situation?Can't he tell a joke?
The undead tree turned its hands into a palm-sized black fruit, handed it to Xiao Meng with an innocent smile, and flattered him, "Brother, do you want to live forever? The elixir of immortality that even Qin Shihuang wanted, I give it to you gone."
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-11-0117:59:14~2020-11-0308:05:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 4 bottles of Chudie; stick to 1 bottle;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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