The next day was still a rest day. Xiao Meng was awakened by ten WeChat messages within three seconds in the morning. He took out his mobile phone from under the pillow and opened it angrily. It turned out to be Wang Fengyu, the sand sculpture son.
Wang Fengyu:
【Good morning, greetings from a mysterious handsome guy.jpg】
【The most coquettish is you.jpg】
【You feed me medicine, I feed you shit.jpg】
……
The sand sculpture emoticons were still being bombarded, Xiao Meng gritted his teeth and replied: "If you are sick, go to the hospital. If you are short of money, go to the street and kneel and cry for a while. Don't delay when you are sick."
Wang Fengyu: [[呲牙] Hehe, I'm in the hospital, didn't you know that I was paralyzed the night before yesterday, let me tell you a secret... I'm fine again! !Thanks to the dream that you came to Mars to deliver medicine to me, good brother!In the dream, you were eaten by a big bird in order to save me. This makes me sad. Don’t worry, I have already erected a monument for you on Mars [I’m about to cry]]
Xiao Meng: "..." The paralysis is cured, but the brain damage is not cured.
Wang Fengyu: [By the way, what do you mean by posting that Weibo? You inherited an apartment in Huangquan?You are unfilial son!You don't even tell your father if you are bored and rich, are you afraid that I will rub your Wangzai milk?Dirty! 】
It's really shameless, it's fine if you don't invite him to a big meal, but you still want to drink his Wangzai milk!
Xiao Meng moved her finger and blocked it for seven days.
That frank Weibo did not cause much disturbance, which was also expected by Xiao Meng.
Half of the friends asked him if he was dreaming and asked him to talk with pictures, and half of the friends asked him where the apartment was. Huang Quan was a very good name, and he wanted to be buried in the apartment and never wake up.
Doing business now pays attention to attracting people's attention. There are too many shops and places called Huangquan. There is also a Huangquan e-sports Internet cafe near Xiao Meng's house.
Xiao Meng also saw a netizen claiming to have yin and yang eyes broke the news on Weibo in the same city: [I swear what I said is true!Last night, I was in the forest park, and I saw a large-scale haunted scene with my own eyes. There were more than a hundred ghosts!There is also a ghost building!There is also a super pigeon lying on the ground!There is a false statement above that I gnawed the wall with my front teeth live! 】
Netizens replied:
【Wake up, get up, it's time to start broadcasting】
[It is recommended that the blogger inlay two titanium alloy front teeth before starting the broadcast, and come to my dental clinic to give you a [-]% discount]
[It is not recommended for bloggers to live broadcast in a way that is harmful to health, and Bigfoot No. 48 will lend you a bite]
There were still living people sneaking into the large-scale haunted scene yesterday?It turns out that there is still a possibility that the space of Huangquan Inn will be entered by living people by mistake?
Xiao Meng was a little surprised, and he had to ask Uncle Yu about it in the future, so as not to be photographed and posted on the Internet at that time... The building is still so dilapidated, it's too embarrassing.
After checking the problems left over from history, Xiao Meng put down his phone and was about to go back to sleep again, when he suddenly heard a series of mysterious codes in his ear, "Googoo...Googoo..."
Xiao Meng turned her head slowly and looked at the birdcage on the bedside table. A pigeon was squatting inside, sleeping soundly with its neck curled up.
Xiao Meng: "..."
He took a deep breath, held back his smile, closed his eyes, and regained sleepiness.
"Om - hum -"
The sound of a vacuum cleaner coming from outside the bedroom.
Xiao Meng opened his eyes blankly: "?" Vacuum cleaner?It must be the neighbor's house...
Close your eyes again, trying to brew sleep.
After a while, "Kang Dang! Shua——Kang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Sha—"
Xiao Meng opened his eyes hesitantly: "?" The neighbor is cooking?
Wrap the quilt tightly around your head and close your eyes tightly.
The bedroom door was pushed open, and the quilt was lifted from the outside, "Honey, get up, you're still stuck in bed at how old you are, get up to eat, someone made your favorite Mushu persimmon."
Xiao Meng opened his eyes suddenly: "?!"
Xiao Meng opened her eyes wide, turned sideways and slowly turned her head in disbelief.
I saw a young and beautiful young lady wearing an apron standing beside his bed with a frying spoon pinching her waist, looking at him with a smile, "What are you looking at, don't you know your girlfriend?"
Xiao Meng opened her mouth and was stunned for a long time, "...I don't know you."
"Hey, you hate it!" The young lady rushed over to get into his arms, but Xiao Meng hurriedly dodged back, and the young lady fell face down on the bed.
Xiao Meng asked in shock, "Who are you?"
"You're still in good spirits, aren't you? Don't be silly, come out to eat quickly." The young lady winked at him, turned around and floated out of the bedroom humming a song.
Wait, float?
Xiao Meng asked blankly, "A ghost has entered the house?"
Birch had already been woken up, and he shrank his neck sleepily and said, "You just found out, Gu Gu Gu Gu, I came here last night to clean up your house all night. I don't look like a ghost, so I didn't scream." You, besides, you sleep like a pig, and you talk in your sleep, making a noise to death like a pigeon."
Xiao Meng: "..." Who is louder?Snoring is a secret code...
Xiao Meng changed her clothes and left the bedroom, and saw four dishes and one soup on the dining table, Mushu persimmons, braised shrimps in oil, stir-fried seasonal vegetables, fried pork with chili peppers, seaweed and egg drop soup...
Where do these ingredients come from?There should be nothing in his refrigerator except water?
The female ghost was still humming and squatting next to the TV cabinet to organize the things in the drawers for him, nagging, "Look at you, things are never put away properly, don't you find it annoying that the charging cable is all tangled up? If you don't have me, you'll have to live in a pigsty, marry me quickly!"
"That..." Xiao Mengchi asked, "Sister, did you find the wrong person?"
The female ghost got up and floated in front of Xiao Meng, stared straight at him, and asked, "You don't love me anymore?"
Xiao Mengmeng didn't want to either: "I don't love."
The female ghost pinched Xiao Meng's arm hard, Xiao Meng burst into tears from the pain, he didn't love him!
The female ghost cried and said: "When you can't get it, it's Bai Yueguang, and if you get it, it's rotten rice. Hehe, man! Oh, my dear, what's wrong with your arm?"
Xiao Meng's arm still had a few wounds that were caught by Birch yesterday. After returning home, he took a bath and did not treat it. Now it is red and swollen, and it looks a bit serious.
Xiao Meng said helplessly: "Sister, you really admit your mistake..."
Before he could say anything, Xiao Meng was dragged to the sofa by the female ghost and sat down. She took the medicine box and carefully disinfected and bandaged him, and kept nagging, "You, you, when will the frizzy problem stop Get rid of it? Without me, you wouldn't be able to live for three days!"
Who is still alive?
Xiao Meng looked at the female ghost who had completely entered the role of girlfriend, and was not sure for a while whether the female ghost knew that she was dead, whether it was such a disordered memory before death, or after death.
The phone rang in the bedroom, Xiao Meng hurriedly pulled away to answer the phone, looking at the screen of the phone, his whole body froze... Qi Jun.
Xiao Meng took a deep breath, closed her eyes and connected, "...Mr. Qi."
Qi Jun asked: "Are you up? Are you free today?"
Are you going to settle accounts with him so soon?
Xiao Meng whispered: "...Yes."
Qi Jun seemed to have just woken up, and his voice was still slightly hoarse and sleepy: "Come to my house?"
Xiao Meng's pupils shook fiercely: "Go, go your house?" Did you go beaten?
Qi Jun: "Come to pick up your bicycle."
Yes, his precious bicycle is still at Qi Jun's house, and he has to get it back before resigning.
Xiao Meng breathed a sigh of relief, "Okay, then can I go there now?"
Qi Jun: "Okay, what do you like to eat?"
Xiao Meng was too nervous, subconsciously and honestly said: "Crayfish, garlic vermicelli, sweet and sour pork ribs, twice-cooked pork, boiled pork slices..." After recovering, he quickly shut his mouth, why did Qi Jun ask this?Are you full and ready to go?
Qi Jun replied with a lazy smile: "Understood, come here, I'll wait for you."
Xiao Meng hung up the phone with a dazed expression, just as he was nervous about the face-to-face confrontation after confessing the history of harassment, when a faint question came from behind him, "Who is it? Dear, is there someone outside?"
Xiao Mengmeng chased away this troublesome female ghost, and said deliberately, "Oh, I was discovered by you. The spare tire invited me to dinner, so I have to go out."
The female ghost sat down on the ground, swung her arms and began to play, her nose burst into tears, "Wow——my mother told me that you can't just look at the face when looking for a partner, I was deceived by your angel face Oh, you men are all big pigs! Love the new and dislike the old, eat what's in the pot and look at what's in the field!"
Xiao Mengfu didn't leave or didn't, and stood there wanting to cry, but what was this female ghost going to do?
"Tell me the truth, don't you love me anymore? Don't you know that wild flowers have thorns? Abandoning the chaffy wife is like thunder! If you want to go, go! Don't worry, I and the child in my stomach Will be strong alone, I will find a better one immediately after you leave!"
Xiao Meng almost died on the spot, holding his head in pain, God, where did the child come from?
Birch sang softly beside him: "What kind of man are you, what kind of man are you, still loving her but not daring to tell her to wait any longer..."
Xiao Meng clenched her fists and gritted her teeth: "Shut up."
Wang Fengyu:
【Good morning, greetings from a mysterious handsome guy.jpg】
【The most coquettish is you.jpg】
【You feed me medicine, I feed you shit.jpg】
……
The sand sculpture emoticons were still being bombarded, Xiao Meng gritted his teeth and replied: "If you are sick, go to the hospital. If you are short of money, go to the street and kneel and cry for a while. Don't delay when you are sick."
Wang Fengyu: [[呲牙] Hehe, I'm in the hospital, didn't you know that I was paralyzed the night before yesterday, let me tell you a secret... I'm fine again! !Thanks to the dream that you came to Mars to deliver medicine to me, good brother!In the dream, you were eaten by a big bird in order to save me. This makes me sad. Don’t worry, I have already erected a monument for you on Mars [I’m about to cry]]
Xiao Meng: "..." The paralysis is cured, but the brain damage is not cured.
Wang Fengyu: [By the way, what do you mean by posting that Weibo? You inherited an apartment in Huangquan?You are unfilial son!You don't even tell your father if you are bored and rich, are you afraid that I will rub your Wangzai milk?Dirty! 】
It's really shameless, it's fine if you don't invite him to a big meal, but you still want to drink his Wangzai milk!
Xiao Meng moved her finger and blocked it for seven days.
That frank Weibo did not cause much disturbance, which was also expected by Xiao Meng.
Half of the friends asked him if he was dreaming and asked him to talk with pictures, and half of the friends asked him where the apartment was. Huang Quan was a very good name, and he wanted to be buried in the apartment and never wake up.
Doing business now pays attention to attracting people's attention. There are too many shops and places called Huangquan. There is also a Huangquan e-sports Internet cafe near Xiao Meng's house.
Xiao Meng also saw a netizen claiming to have yin and yang eyes broke the news on Weibo in the same city: [I swear what I said is true!Last night, I was in the forest park, and I saw a large-scale haunted scene with my own eyes. There were more than a hundred ghosts!There is also a ghost building!There is also a super pigeon lying on the ground!There is a false statement above that I gnawed the wall with my front teeth live! 】
Netizens replied:
【Wake up, get up, it's time to start broadcasting】
[It is recommended that the blogger inlay two titanium alloy front teeth before starting the broadcast, and come to my dental clinic to give you a [-]% discount]
[It is not recommended for bloggers to live broadcast in a way that is harmful to health, and Bigfoot No. 48 will lend you a bite]
There were still living people sneaking into the large-scale haunted scene yesterday?It turns out that there is still a possibility that the space of Huangquan Inn will be entered by living people by mistake?
Xiao Meng was a little surprised, and he had to ask Uncle Yu about it in the future, so as not to be photographed and posted on the Internet at that time... The building is still so dilapidated, it's too embarrassing.
After checking the problems left over from history, Xiao Meng put down his phone and was about to go back to sleep again, when he suddenly heard a series of mysterious codes in his ear, "Googoo...Googoo..."
Xiao Meng turned her head slowly and looked at the birdcage on the bedside table. A pigeon was squatting inside, sleeping soundly with its neck curled up.
Xiao Meng: "..."
He took a deep breath, held back his smile, closed his eyes, and regained sleepiness.
"Om - hum -"
The sound of a vacuum cleaner coming from outside the bedroom.
Xiao Meng opened his eyes blankly: "?" Vacuum cleaner?It must be the neighbor's house...
Close your eyes again, trying to brew sleep.
After a while, "Kang Dang! Shua——Kang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Sha—"
Xiao Meng opened his eyes hesitantly: "?" The neighbor is cooking?
Wrap the quilt tightly around your head and close your eyes tightly.
The bedroom door was pushed open, and the quilt was lifted from the outside, "Honey, get up, you're still stuck in bed at how old you are, get up to eat, someone made your favorite Mushu persimmon."
Xiao Meng opened his eyes suddenly: "?!"
Xiao Meng opened her eyes wide, turned sideways and slowly turned her head in disbelief.
I saw a young and beautiful young lady wearing an apron standing beside his bed with a frying spoon pinching her waist, looking at him with a smile, "What are you looking at, don't you know your girlfriend?"
Xiao Meng opened her mouth and was stunned for a long time, "...I don't know you."
"Hey, you hate it!" The young lady rushed over to get into his arms, but Xiao Meng hurriedly dodged back, and the young lady fell face down on the bed.
Xiao Meng asked in shock, "Who are you?"
"You're still in good spirits, aren't you? Don't be silly, come out to eat quickly." The young lady winked at him, turned around and floated out of the bedroom humming a song.
Wait, float?
Xiao Meng asked blankly, "A ghost has entered the house?"
Birch had already been woken up, and he shrank his neck sleepily and said, "You just found out, Gu Gu Gu Gu, I came here last night to clean up your house all night. I don't look like a ghost, so I didn't scream." You, besides, you sleep like a pig, and you talk in your sleep, making a noise to death like a pigeon."
Xiao Meng: "..." Who is louder?Snoring is a secret code...
Xiao Meng changed her clothes and left the bedroom, and saw four dishes and one soup on the dining table, Mushu persimmons, braised shrimps in oil, stir-fried seasonal vegetables, fried pork with chili peppers, seaweed and egg drop soup...
Where do these ingredients come from?There should be nothing in his refrigerator except water?
The female ghost was still humming and squatting next to the TV cabinet to organize the things in the drawers for him, nagging, "Look at you, things are never put away properly, don't you find it annoying that the charging cable is all tangled up? If you don't have me, you'll have to live in a pigsty, marry me quickly!"
"That..." Xiao Mengchi asked, "Sister, did you find the wrong person?"
The female ghost got up and floated in front of Xiao Meng, stared straight at him, and asked, "You don't love me anymore?"
Xiao Mengmeng didn't want to either: "I don't love."
The female ghost pinched Xiao Meng's arm hard, Xiao Meng burst into tears from the pain, he didn't love him!
The female ghost cried and said: "When you can't get it, it's Bai Yueguang, and if you get it, it's rotten rice. Hehe, man! Oh, my dear, what's wrong with your arm?"
Xiao Meng's arm still had a few wounds that were caught by Birch yesterday. After returning home, he took a bath and did not treat it. Now it is red and swollen, and it looks a bit serious.
Xiao Meng said helplessly: "Sister, you really admit your mistake..."
Before he could say anything, Xiao Meng was dragged to the sofa by the female ghost and sat down. She took the medicine box and carefully disinfected and bandaged him, and kept nagging, "You, you, when will the frizzy problem stop Get rid of it? Without me, you wouldn't be able to live for three days!"
Who is still alive?
Xiao Meng looked at the female ghost who had completely entered the role of girlfriend, and was not sure for a while whether the female ghost knew that she was dead, whether it was such a disordered memory before death, or after death.
The phone rang in the bedroom, Xiao Meng hurriedly pulled away to answer the phone, looking at the screen of the phone, his whole body froze... Qi Jun.
Xiao Meng took a deep breath, closed her eyes and connected, "...Mr. Qi."
Qi Jun asked: "Are you up? Are you free today?"
Are you going to settle accounts with him so soon?
Xiao Meng whispered: "...Yes."
Qi Jun seemed to have just woken up, and his voice was still slightly hoarse and sleepy: "Come to my house?"
Xiao Meng's pupils shook fiercely: "Go, go your house?" Did you go beaten?
Qi Jun: "Come to pick up your bicycle."
Yes, his precious bicycle is still at Qi Jun's house, and he has to get it back before resigning.
Xiao Meng breathed a sigh of relief, "Okay, then can I go there now?"
Qi Jun: "Okay, what do you like to eat?"
Xiao Meng was too nervous, subconsciously and honestly said: "Crayfish, garlic vermicelli, sweet and sour pork ribs, twice-cooked pork, boiled pork slices..." After recovering, he quickly shut his mouth, why did Qi Jun ask this?Are you full and ready to go?
Qi Jun replied with a lazy smile: "Understood, come here, I'll wait for you."
Xiao Meng hung up the phone with a dazed expression, just as he was nervous about the face-to-face confrontation after confessing the history of harassment, when a faint question came from behind him, "Who is it? Dear, is there someone outside?"
Xiao Mengmeng chased away this troublesome female ghost, and said deliberately, "Oh, I was discovered by you. The spare tire invited me to dinner, so I have to go out."
The female ghost sat down on the ground, swung her arms and began to play, her nose burst into tears, "Wow——my mother told me that you can't just look at the face when looking for a partner, I was deceived by your angel face Oh, you men are all big pigs! Love the new and dislike the old, eat what's in the pot and look at what's in the field!"
Xiao Mengfu didn't leave or didn't, and stood there wanting to cry, but what was this female ghost going to do?
"Tell me the truth, don't you love me anymore? Don't you know that wild flowers have thorns? Abandoning the chaffy wife is like thunder! If you want to go, go! Don't worry, I and the child in my stomach Will be strong alone, I will find a better one immediately after you leave!"
Xiao Meng almost died on the spot, holding his head in pain, God, where did the child come from?
Birch sang softly beside him: "What kind of man are you, what kind of man are you, still loving her but not daring to tell her to wait any longer..."
Xiao Meng clenched her fists and gritted her teeth: "Shut up."
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