Did you lose your horse today? [Main Hokage]

On this day, Kyuubi and Itachi made an appointment to go to a newly opened dessert shop to eat ice cream, but Itachi received a temporary task from Anbu, saying that he had something to deal with, so he didn't make the appointment.But by coincidence, Kinako just came to look for Kyuubi, and seeing that the other party was not busy, she held Kyuubi with piercing eyes, and began to discuss some unharmonious matter.

"Asaka, have you ever had XXOO with Itachi Dian?"

Everyone is an open-minded modern person, but Kyuubi still blushed in embarrassment at such a straightforward question, "No..."

Kinako opened her mouth wide in surprise, "Itachi Dian is worthy of Itachi Dian, this kind of self-control is not something ordinary people can have, but you have been dating for so long and you haven't done that yet? It can't be that Itachi Dian is not in good health now or there is something wrong. Dysfunction?"

After all, he is the person he likes, so how can he let others make up and make up random things, Kyuubi retorted with a sullen face: "How old is Itachi! You are a certain dysfunction!!"

"Okay, okay, I get it, I can't do it if I don't say it." Kinako said that when she saw his shame and indignation, she became even more interested, "But Asagi, you can't do this!"

"what?"

"If something doesn't happen now, you will have a hard time on the wedding day, Itachi Palace will demand too much, and you will be tossed to death." Kinako spoke earnestly, with the appearance of someone who has been admonishing the younger generation.

Kyuubi didn't care about this statement at all, "Itachi is not an intemperate person."

"Then you need to adjust your x lives, so that you don't know it's not suitable until you get married. Divorce is so troublesome. This is not the era when divorce and remarriage are popular. You will ruin the rest of your life with children in the future."

Kyuubi doesn't know what to say, although there are not a few people who get divorced because of this reason, it doesn't need to be so straightforward, right?He swears that this is definitely not the reason why he fell in love with Itachi!And he doesn't have the function of having children!Well, once in a while, I still have sexual intercourse. This is a human instinct, isn't it?What's more, they are lovers now, and it's normal for lovers to think about this aspect.

"So Asagi, which step of ABC have you and Itachi hall reached?"

"……"silence.

"A stands for KISS, this must have happened before?"

"..." A certain person continued to remain silent with a complex expression, and it seemed that Itachi hadn't kissed him yet.

Kinako saw that he didn't respond, her eyes widened in disbelief, and she guessed, "Could it be that you two... don't even have such a basic kiss? I can't believe it! Although being young is a good excuse, but It doesn't matter if you have a kiss like this! Itachi Temple is too indifferent!"

"That's not true! I hugged him on the day of the confession, but he didn't push me away. He even carried me on his back, and rubbed it for me when my leg bone was broken last time! And, and, and! He has ever held me hands!!" Kyuubi argued excitedly loudly, seeing the momentum, if the other party didn't believe it, they would probably greet him directly.

Kinako was not intimidated by the way he bared his teeth and claws, closed his eyes and thought for a while, and finally came to a conclusion, "It's really Shimizu, you guys."

Can't deny...

Kyuubi choked immediately, and swallowed his prepared speech again.

"You are not at that innocent age anymore, you have already been eaten to death by Itachi Palace, if you don't take the initiative in that aspect, you will never turn over in this life!"

"I didn't want to..."

"How can I do that!" After that, Kinako grabbed Kyuubi's hand and pulled him away, "Let's go, let's find Isanami, she has written books such as love tests, and there are many high-standard books. BL novel, she can definitely give you advice!"

"But..." Kyuubi followed him helplessly. The name Izonami is no stranger. I have seen it on Kinako's system list before. According to Kinako, she is the one who stays at home all day and writes novels. Not bad traverser.

"Don't worry about it, let's go."

Just like that, Kyuubi was dragged and dragged by Kinako to a one-person apartment tens of meters south of Jumachi. Kinako took out a potted plant from the ornamental pine tree on the right next to the door. After stringing the keys, after opening the door and entering, he unceremoniously opened the refrigerator in the kitchen and poured himself a drink.

Kyuubi looked puzzled at someone who completely regarded himself as the owner of the house and found another bag of snacks from the cabinet, "I said, are you familiar with this Isanami?"

Kinako gestured for him to follow with her chin, and explained as she walked, "When Kyuubi attacked the village a few years ago, both Isanami's parents died and her home was gone. I chipped in to help her rent this apartment. Yes, and then I gradually got to know each other."

"That's right." Nine Tails lowered his eyes and stroked his stomach unconsciously.

Only then did Kinako realize the identity of Jin Churiki, and smiled to comfort her, "I'm not talking about you, you didn't become Jin Churiki because you like it, don't take what you just said to heart."

Kyuubi's lips parted in an arc, "I won't be disappointed because of this, I just remembered some past events. Speaking of which, I've never heard you talk about your parents."

"My father in this world is said to have been killed by a passer-by who didn't even know his name on the battlefield when my mother was three months pregnant. In other villages, I might have entered the late second year of middle school." Speaking of the death of her parents, she seemed to be calm, but the shallow wry smile on the corner of her mouth was still captured by Kyuubi. She felt that she was born in a time of war, not an era when a lonely and helpless child could survive safely.

"Let's not talk about that. Isanami should be writing at this time. If she knows about you and Itachi Temple, she will be very excited."

Kinako couldn't wait to lead the way, opened the door of the innermost room, and suddenly saw a large space of about [-] acres, which is unbelievable from a scientific point of view, but this is the Naruto world mixed with other animation elements. It is normal for different dimensions and different spaces to appear, so Mina-san must not be too surprised.

Hundreds of bookcases are neatly displayed inside, surrounded by a circle, layer by layer, and a low table is placed in the center with a radius of about three meters. The low table is also full of books and a laptop. Sitting in front of her was a pretty woman with a bun, wearing a casual T-shirt and hot pants, sitting cross-legged on the ground, concentrating on typing on the keyboard.

Stuffing a few mouthfuls of potato chips into her mouth, Kinako walked over and patted the person on the shoulder, and leaned into her ear and said something. During the period, she took out the system eight times and watched Kyuubi [-] times, probably discussing whether Kyuubi It is a matter of crossing through the system.

The joy of their discussion completely forgot about the parties involved. Kyuubi picked up a book in a prominent place on the shelf on the right hand side when he was bored. The cover was two people embracing under the cherry blossom tree. It came out that the author was very thoughtful and signed it as Isonami.It turned out to be a novel written by her. Does it matter if you use your real name as a pseudonym?The name of the novel is "I Didn't Think You Were Big Brother for Many Years". Curious about the contents, Kyuubi flipped through it quickly.

After roughly reading it, Nine Tails' expression was indescribable, cloudy, like a precursor to a thunderstorm, "This is..."

Kinako, who was chatting vigorously, finally remembered his existence, turned her face and asked, "What's wrong?"

Isanami pointed at the void with the pen, and raised her chin confidently, "It's well written, right? Those H scenes in it are my self-confidence."

"Don't think that I don't know that the characters here are all based on Naruto if you change the background of the times, the background of the world and the names of the characters!" Kyuubi also knew that it would be impolite to be so angry with someone who met for the first time, but he couldn't help it. I couldn't help the raging anger in my heart.

"You saw it." The other party stuck out his tongue mischievously, making a cute head-beating gesture.

"The writing skills are indeed very good and the characters are portrayed well, but...why did the elder brother and younger brother get together in the end!!" Kyuubi wanted to lift the table, and threw the book in front of her angrily.

Isanami picked up the book very carefully, patted off the non-existent dust on it, and hugged it in his arms to commit a nympho, "Actually, we are very cute Itachi, this pair of CPs, um, it seems that Itachi is also very loving .”

Kinako, who purposely didn't tell the truth, turned her face away and secretly smiled, and Kyuubi didn't care about her at this time, so she had to talk about this CP issue, so that everyone knows Itachi is not something that any cat or dog can abduct (audience A, B, C, D: Dare you say that Prince Naruto and Master Saji are cats and dogs.), Itachi belongs to him!His alone!No one can get involved!Can't even think about it!

When it came to this topic, Isanami showed extraordinary curiosity and gossip, put down the book with a "snap" and clapped the table, "Eh?!!! Want to get rid of him? According to the data we have studied for many years, it is unrealistic for the hero or heroine to fall in love with Itachi God in fan fiction! In Itachi God’s mind, no one can compare to Er Shao and Konoha, He just pretended to be an asexual younger brother! So the difficulty factor of attacking Itachi is 99.1%!!"

"Asakusa is the remaining 0.9%." Kinako added, "It's not just for fancy, they are dating."

"It's amazing! You actually defeated Itachi!?! How did you do it? Who confessed first? What did you say? Are you dating on the premise of getting married? How long have you been dating? Have you ever dated? What do you go on dates?" The place? Have you met the parents? What is the attitude of the parents?"

A series of questions were fired from Isanami's mouth like a cannonball, as if seeing a bright future, a pair of black pupils flickered, full of longing and longing, and finally he clenched his fists in an inspirational gesture, "I feel that I will be able to write A peerless BL rotten work that surpasses "I Didn't Treat You as a Big Brother for Many Years"! The name is... How about "Activity Records of Facial Paralysis and Monsters"!!"

Kinako reminded in a low voice, "Asaka is a woman."

No, he is indeed a man.

"It's okay, just write her as a man in the text."

Regarding Isanami, Kyuubi deeply felt that he couldn't keep up with her rhythm. If Kinako hadn't changed the subject in time, I don't know how long she would continue to be passionate, and maybe she would suddenly faint due to cerebral congestion. A very quiet girl is here.

After hearing Kinako's words, Izanami found a thick love test girl's version and threw it to her, while she sat back in front of the computer and typed quickly, and told them to do their own thing and not disturb her when she was drafting the outline She wants to write the story of Kyuubi and Itachi into a tragic and stirring love story that will make the ghosts and gods weep, the ghosts and gods will cry, and those who see it will cry and sing and cry for the future generations to look up and read.

Kyuubi was amazed by her typing speed. After all, is there a laptop in this world?Or wifi?Seeing her doubts, Kinako told her that this computer was conjured by her ability, and it was not a real thing, as long as it left this space, it would disappear.

Kyuubi searched for relevant abilities in his mind, but couldn't find any anime that met his requirements, so he had to give up.

"What are you thinking, come here quickly."

Kinako looked for a lot of test questions according to the catalog, and Kyuubi was dazzled by them. The art of love, how long is the hibernation period of love, are you willing to be an underground lover, how long can you be together after graduation? Talent satisfaction and the like.

Just dizzy, Kinako bumped his elbow with his arm, looking eager to try, "Let's take a look at this first, when it comes to choosing a mate/Are you prone to mistakes?"

Kyuubi cast a hygienic eye, "Do you think I'm crazy about Itachi?"

"Uh... then this one is good, this one is absolutely suitable!"

"Is your love cruel enough? It's all a mess."

"Well, the most basic concept of love is always acceptable, right?"

Kyuubi didn't respond, it was tacit consent, and started to read the test questions under Kinako's enthusiastic gaze. This is a questionnaire with nine questions to test the concept of love. The test results show that Kyuubi is always ready to change jobs in love, always half-hearted Posture, it's not that he doesn't love, this is his way of loving people.

"..."

Kinako stared at the changes in the expressions of the people beside her, feeling that the air pressure around her was getting lower and lower, as if under Wuzhi Mountain, making people gradually out of breath, and hurriedly smiled, "Ah? You must have accidentally ticked the wrong option just now, let me see...huh? Asagi, this...you are a standard appearance association, right?"

Kyuubi clarified very seriously, "No, I don't like Itachi because he's handsome."

"Then if Itachi-dono grows into Kisame, would you still like it?"

Kyuubi appeared in front of Kyuubi's eyes with the appearance of Kisame's deep and cold appearance, which felt very disobedient, and made people feel an urge to withdraw, so he fell silent, and asked himself over and over again, could he really be a member of the Appearance Association? ?No, no, what he likes is Itachi, not his appearance!It must be so!Don't lose yourself with this boring test!

Under Kinako's strong suggestion, the answer to this question was changed to "Yes", and the final result was completely different.

You like a free and unconstrained life, and hate the feeling of being restrained and having no choice, so your love also does not want to be restrained by others.You are a person who believes in "simple" love. You hope that you can meet that kind of pure love that comes from the heart without any impurities.But your love is not destined to be simple and pure, it will involve too many things and become complicated, and the burden of love will make you go to ruin.

It seems a bit heavy...

Kinako hurriedly turned back, "Let's test the tacit understanding of love between you and Itachi Temple! First question, who is your ideal lover? It must be A, with outstanding looks and first-class brains."

Before I had time to read the results of the test just now, although Kyuubi was a little concerned, but as it was a game, he didn't have too much attachment, and continued to answer the questions according to Kinako's intention, "Don't just decide for me, I obviously want to choose gentle personality considerate."

"How is it possible, Itachi Dian is more in line with the content of option A."

"He's more gentle, okay?"

"Okay, the second question, how do you want to be called?"

"A, a simple name." Although I really want to choose C, but I can't hear a more nasty nickname from Itachi's mouth, so don't think too much about unrealistic things.

"Next question, where do you most want to be with him?"

Kyuubi pointed at option D with some embarrassment. Kinako looked at it and smiled very wickedly and wretchedly, "Hmm? In a small room without anyone? Then the answer to the following question must be A, Fantasy Have you violated/offended your lover or been violated/offended by him?" Seeing that the other party's expression was not good, she stopped teasing wisely and returned to the topic, "Have you ever tried to stalk the other party?"

A certain person shook his head with a straight face, "Never even thought about it."

"Liar! You didn't just think about it, you definitely did it! How dare you say that you didn't take the photo secretly?!"

"A few times...it must have been many times."

"That's about the same. Question six, if you have a quarrel, will you have the idea of ​​breaking up?"

"will not."

"Who will show up to the other party first after a quarrel?"

"Should it be me?"

"Have you planned your future? This question is nonsense. The Sharingan of Itachi Temple can see very far."

"Does this have anything to do with Sharingan?"

"In terms of living habits, what do you know?"

"I will accommodate him."

"Would you mind getting along with each other with friends of the opposite sex?"

"I, non, often, mind, agree!"

"Well, I don't believe you when you say you don't mind, I even broke my own leg because of this last time."

……

So, at first glance, it looks serious but is actually all nonsense, and it is always nonsense that reveals the deep meaning in the twists and turns of nonsense. We should decisively choose to end such a dialogue that seems to be trying to make up the number of words.

After finishing a lot of esoteric, superficial, vulgar and elegant tests, the hour hand has already pointed to "4". Kyuubi closed his eyes and relieved the eye fatigue and dryness caused by reading for too long. After that, he picked up the previous book "I Don't Think You Are Big brother for many years" said goodbye to the owner of the house, "Naruto is out of school, I have to go back to cook, and I will lend you this book for a while."

Isanami said generously, "If you like it, I will give it to you, but don't you not like my CP? What do you do with it?"

"...Refer to, refer to...for reference, later on, maybe...it will be...useful."

Kyuubi suddenly stammered for some reason, blushing, and fled away, the closed door separated Kinako's astonishment:

"You don't want to use this to push it to Itachi Temple, do you? That's a BL novel!"