Did you lose your horse today? [Main Hokage]

I don’t know whether it was born or nurtured, but Itachi’s character is very quiet. Looking at the scroll so intently, it seems that even if the sky falls, it won’t affect him. Therefore, men who work hard are the most attractive. Of course, the current Itachi is not bad. Not a man.

Our protagonist just stared at Zhengtai Itachi all morning without any morals. He also planned to continue admiring it until after school. Unfortunately, the plan could not keep up with the changes. Kyuubi looked angrily at the unfriendly crowd around his seat. .

"You ugly bastard who made you sit here!"

"Obasan, you still go to school with us at such an age, it's really shameful!"

"It's enough for outsiders to learn how to read and write in a poor place! Get out of here!"

"If you keep staring at Itachi-sama, be careful I'll gouge out your eyeballs!"

"What's the matter with this hair? It's an eyesore!"

……

No matter if someone verbally attacks him or pulls his hair, Kyuubi keeps his head down, his slightly longer bangs cover half of his face so that you can't see his expression, those people just think he is a coward who can't even resist, Although in their eyes, his resistance didn't do much, no, at least it could entertain them.

In fact, Kyuubi didn't say a word because he was trying to calm down, so as not to hurt these Konoha Mirai flower bones. Although they are defective products, they are also flowers, right?He finally realized how Kushina Uzumaki felt when she first came to this village. She was just red-haired. Is it necessary to be so surprised?Fortunately, he wore colored contact lenses, otherwise they would not know what to do when they saw his eyes.As for Itachi... well, the nymphomaniac's resentment is very deep.

The one who pulled his hair was a boy with neat short hair. Because of his mischievous refusal to study, he studied abroad three times and has not yet graduated.He already liked to play pranks, and Kyuubi was about the same age as him, so he wanted to play tricks on him even more.

He grabbed Kyuubi's hair, got a pair of scissors out of nowhere, and was about to cut it off.

The red hair fell to the ground, the nine-tailed chakra ran away, the demon fox reappeared in the world, the leaves were destroyed, everyone was killed, and there was only one color left in the world, the color of blood.Of course, the story does not end. After N years, a rubber man appeared in a place called Windmill Village. His name was Monkey × Luffy. He resolutely put on his straw hat and went out to sea to find the legendary secret treasure ONEPIECE, looking for like-minded partners during the journey, and going through various difficulties and setbacks along the way, the goal is One Piece!

Of course, this is Hokage and not Kai×Wang, so what is it actually like?It turned out that the next move of that naughty kid who didn't know the heights of heaven and earth was strangled in the cradle by Itachi.

Itachi let go of his wrist after he bared his teeth and screamed in pain, and looked at Kyuubi expressionlessly, "Miko Miko, don't mind, they don't mean anything malicious."

The top student among the top students stood up to speak, and everyone dispersed. Even the naughty student didn't dare to break ground on Weasel's head, so he snorted unwillingly and called his friends to dinner.

Kyuubi was glad that he helped her, but...

"Sorry about that, I'm not Spiral Miko, the teacher misremembered just now, my name is Uzumaki Nine-Tails."

Itachi didn't think too much about his name, and apologized for calling him by the wrong name.

"No, you don't need to say sorry to me, but I should thank you for helping me out."

"You'll be fine."

Itachi took out a lunch box from the drawer, which contained several strings of three-color meatballs. He was about to eat it when he found that someone was still staring at him, so he pushed the lunch box aside, "Do you want to eat together?"

Kyuubi looked at the pleasing tablemate and didn't react for a moment, and only recovered after the other party asked again, "Eh? Is it okay?" Speaking of which, he really didn't prepare a lunch box, and he thought the school would take care of the food.

Seeing him nodding, Kyuubi picked up a bunch of happiness and ate it. In fact, he doesn't like sweets, and it can even be said that he hates them.Then everyone has to ask, since you reject sweets, why do you still eat happily?My answer is that if you eat his bento with Yuzu, you will feel very happy, so our protagonist is in pain and happiness now.

The afternoon class is to practice shuriken throwing outdoors. The tragedy is that the teacher who taught this class received a bento when doing the task yesterday, so Mr. Sugizaki had to continue the old course of "how to refine chakra" .

Itachi started looking at the scroll again, and Kyuubi peeked at it. They were all C-level (Chunin level) fire escape ninjutsu, such as Fengxian fire jutsu, Hao fireball jutsu and so on.He knew these ninjutsu 800 years ago, but now he is playing the role of a weak girl, and he must not say anything that will damage the image, let alone hurt the self-esteem of a genius.

What is facial paralysis?Facial paralysis is serious and cold but gentle in heart. Usually, such attributes are added to handsome guys. If a person who looks like Behelette is completely paralyzed, his popularity will not increase much, but handsome guys with good looks are different. , because there is very little expression of emotion on the face, so just a little smile is enough to fascinate a lot of fans.Poker face?Fans will say that ××sama is not good at expressing their feelings; the heart is dark?Fans will say that ××sama has such a tragic past; murder and set fire?Fans will say that ××sama has unavoidable difficulties... In short, no matter what the handsome guy with facial paralysis does, his fans will find a fairly sufficient reason to explain, thus proving how popular the handsome guy with facial paralysis is.

The topic is far away, what I want to say is that even our brother Yuzu who is facial paralyzed can't stand someone's hot gaze after all and asked, "Why do you keep looking at me?"

Kyuubi looked away guiltily, "I, I'm hungry..." After finishing speaking, he wished to bang his head against the wall, why should he be guilty!He just admired it, and didn't produce any bad fantasies, so why did he say he was hungry?Brother Yuzu is indeed pretty and delicious, but don't say it!

——No, I mean I just ate two skewers and felt a little hungry.

"Sorry, I only brought three skewers of meatballs."

Probably someone also remembered that Itachi's favorite three-color balls were eaten by him twice, so people who don't know what guilt is, feel guilty, blame themselves, and want to make up.

Tomorrow... I must bring a bento tomorrow!

"Student Whirlpool, I don't know if it would be too abrupt for me to say that, are you going to my house for dinner tonight?"

The air in the classroom instantly dropped more than ten degrees Celsius, Kyuubi shuddered, and amidst the envy and hatred of many nympho girls, he brazenly agreed to the invitation of their idol and dream lover.

The protagonist did not forget his current setting, bowed his head slightly, and said shyly, "By the way, Naruto has nothing to eat at home..."

"Your brother can also go together." Itachi said very understandingly, although his face was still expressionless.

Take Naruto with you?Something will happen to this kid, Kyuubi tactfully rejected Itachi's kindness after considering it in his heart for a moment, but he can't let this cheap little brother ignore him, right?

"Mr. Sugizaki." Kyuubi raised his hand timidly to interrupt Sugizaki's self-questioning lecture, and whispered in a weak voice that couldn't be weaker, "My head hurts, I probably have a cold...you can ask for leave to go back home?"

I have to say that the acting skills of the people in the change department are really good. Sugizaki readily agreed and sent him to the school gate with concern. Along the way, he repeatedly asked him to go home and rest, drink more hot water and keep warm. It was really uncomfortable. Go to the hospital for a checkup or something.

Kyuubi asked for sick leave to go home, and the nympho girl in the class naturally thought that going to Itachi-sama's house for dinner tonight was a waste of time, but in fact Kyuubi was prepared, just look at the note in Itachi's hand, which read:

Uchiha-kun, I will go home and cook for my younger brother first, and we will meet at the teahouse in Mimachime after school.

Knowing that she cared so much about her younger brother, Itachi's eyes flashed a soft light.

So did Kyuubi really go back to cook for his brother?

Yes, after locking in a few kind grandpas and grandmas to find out where the vegetable market is and how to get there, Kyuubi went to buy vegetables.

Before, I made up my mind to bring lunch to Itachi. Such self-confidence is not unreasonable. I wonder how he, a senior time traveler, can survive in another world if he doesn't have this life skill.

In his eyes, Naruto is basically an omnivore. He vaguely remembers that he doesn't like fresh vegetables, but it's not good to be picky eaters, so he has to eat whatever he wants, even if he doesn't like it!

After haggling with the aunt who sells vegetables, I finally got the tofu back to 20 taels. She bought ten yuan, but hesitated when paying.

Kyuubi remembered that he had no money.

But in the end, he happily returned home with ten pieces of fresh tofu, because the 200 taels of vegetable money had been credited to the third generation, and he not only took it for granted, but even felt that he had saved a small sum of money by lowering the price. Feel smug.

Back at the single dormitory in Jumachi, Naruto wasn't at home, and Kyuubi didn't look for him, anyway, this kid must be playing some pranks somewhere.

Thinking of this, he came to the kitchen. After yesterday's cleaning, the inside was much more pleasing to the eye. When he opened the cabinet, the basic pots and pans were not bad, but...a pair of chopsticks, a bowl and two plates, didn't he think about it in case there were guests? ?

Well, he shouldn't have this stupid idea, Naruto has no friends here at all, one person's share is enough, besides, he should go to Ichile to eat ramen more often.

The author has something to say: Don’t ask us why the protagonist knew there was a tea house in Sanmachi when he first came here, it can only be said that it is necessary for the plot...so don’t mind such trivial things.

Protagonist: Hey, I'm not Shotacon.

Stupid author: No one said you were a Shotacon.

Protagonist: Liar!You clearly wrote that in the title!Not only wrote it in the title, but also wrote me in the text as if I was infatuated with a 7-year-old kid!

Stupid author: The problem is that you are indeed crazy, look at your smile that spring is coming.

Protagonist: ...I still want to say something, I'm really not a Shotacon, so don't treat him as a pervert.