Did you lose your horse today? [Main Hokage]

Itachi, who had a high IQ but a low EQ, didn't realize what Kyuubi was thinking, and asked after a moment of silence, "When is Asagi's birthday? I've never heard it from you."

"Huh? My birthday?"

The sky that was still clouded just now was sunny again because of the Kyuubi who successfully diverted part of his attention, but this topic didn't seem to be very pleasant, "...Sorry, I don't remember...from a long time ago... ..."

Although you can just say a day to fool the past, but I always feel that it is wrong to lie to him all the time.

"Sorry, I shouldn't have asked."

Surrounded by water on three sides, the Land of Vortex is located on the peninsula in the lower right corner of the Land of Fire. Various ninja families work together to maintain the stability and unity of the country.The ninja village in the country of Uzumaki is the village of Uzumaki, in which the Uzumaki family is not only born with longevity, but also proficient in sealing techniques. Therefore, the country of Uzumaki was feared by other countries and ethnic groups and was destroyed, and a small number of ninjas were scattered all over the place.

In Itachi's cognition, Kyuubi is the orphan of the extinct Uzumaki clan. He lost his father and mother when he was young and was separated from his only younger brother. These pains are not something a weak girl can bear. The sad expression said that he did not remember his birthday for a long time, probably because the question he asked just touched the pain in his heart.

So absolutely don't be fooled by him, Brother Yuzu!You have to believe that he has absolutely no worries about losing the country, not to mention that the adjective weak should never be used first to describe him!

Kyuubi's expression was a bit subtle, as if it caused some misunderstanding... Why is it wrong to tell the truth!He changed the subject a bit stiffly, pointed to a cake shop not far away and raised his voice guiltily, "Itachi! Let's go eat cake! I just happen to be hungry! Hurry up!"

Who is the one who vowed to control the sugar intake of Itachi sama before? Hey!

Itachi looked in the direction of his finger, looked at it calmly for two seconds, and said, "I want to eat barbecue today. There should be a barbecue restaurant in this area."

Obviously, I always fantasize about Itachi booing and asking me warmly, but I really can't hear the deep meaning in the words after hearing such words. This is probably the blind spot of love.

If the protagonist can think deeply at this time, perhaps he will subtly discover Itachi's feelings for him.

According to my boss's order, I will analyze it for everyone. What is Yuzu's favorite food?We all know he has a sweet tooth, the probability of him appearing in a barbecue restaurant is as curious as today's daimyo who doesn't bother his concubine to give birth to a son, so whose favorite is barbecue?That’s right, the protagonist who hates sweets and bitter things likes to eat kebabs very much. According to his usual behavior of always going in and out of Yile and kebab restaurants, Brother Yuzu would know. Naturally, he likes to eat this, so he is not good at expressing it. Brother Yuzu who was thinking in his heart said such words.

Well, as for whether Brother Yuzi's feelings for him are "love" for the narrator, I don't know.

Although Kyuubi didn't hear the deep meaning in Itachi's words, he happily followed him to find a barbecue restaurant.

He was walking on Itachi's right hand side, and couples walking by, talking and laughing with their arms around their shoulders, made Kyuubi so envious. Walking on hands that swing slightly.

Should I hold his hand, hold his hand, or hold his hand?Well, there is actually no difference, it’s just that the protagonist is struggling inside, why is he struggling?Needless to say, with his love experience as a junior high school student, of course he is embarrassed.

He has read a lot of novels, anime and TV dramas, but it is not easy to practice them. Just like a scholar can only talk on paper, it is very unrealistic for him to carry a big sword on the battlefield to kill the enemy.

Suppressing the deer bumping in my heart, I tried to act as natural as possible, but actually I was already sweating profusely.

Don't waver, put on a good posture, tense your nerves, and don't relax for a moment.

Stretching out his hand tentatively, the beating speed of the heart became more and more dignified, and even the breathing was almost deprived. At the same time, a series of love syndromes such as thirsty throat, numb limbs, tinnitus, dizziness, brain blockage, etc. occurred.

2.0 cm.

1.5 cm.

0.9 cm.

0.7 cm.

0.5 cm.

0.5 cm.

0.5 cm.

It is still close at hand and 0.5 centimeters far away.

Why can't the distance be shortened?It was all caused by the screaming and cursing of the women in the high wall on the right and the ping-pong sound of smashing things. From the titles such as "pervert" and "obscene uncle", it can be judged that Nutang discovered the voyeur.

Kyuubi was a little disappointed for not being able to hold Itachi's hand, but he never despaired of life and the world because of this. He vowed with blood to let the world understand the pain of unrequited love and secret love. There is such a long way, and opportunities abound.

The purchased things naturally fell into Itachi's hands, Kyuubi compared his right hand carrying the bag with his empty left hand, resolutely shifted the battlefield to Itachi's left hand, and looked at the roadside stalls pretending to be nonchalant It looks like chatting with Itachi while stretching out his claws...

The familiar content of yelling came into his ears again, Itachi turned to look at the source of the sound, and frowned slightly. The crime scene had changed, but it has something in common with the crime scene just now, that is, the hot springs are only for women.

Kyuubi glared viciously at his unsuccessful hand again, cursed that damned voyeur a thousand times in his heart, and couldn't get over it, he said through gritted teeth, "It's really a bad world, there are actually people in broad daylight. There are so many voyeurs, I don’t know if there will be any in our hotel.” If he dares to show up, he must be beaten until he can’t even recognize his parents!

"It'll be all right."

This nine-tailed man cursed the whole family of voyeurs in circles in his heart, and he didn't hear Brother Yuzu's obviously softened tone of concern, so your dullness is not much better than that of Yuzu!It's really enough, you two give me enough time, just hurry up and make it clear!Hurry up to welcome HE to get a lunch box, go home, wash and sleep, but the plot of my childhood has dragged on for more than 20 chapters and it is not over yet. This article is not slow, you bastard!

Back at the hotel, I asked another waitress for the nets she bought to make hot spring eggs, and Kyuubi and Itachi soaked in the hot spring again.

"My sister is only focused on peeling the eggshells for that guy... Brother Itachi, and I also want my sister's own hot spring eggs!"

"Brother Shisui has been cooking hot spring eggs for us since just now~~~Sister, why don't you peel an egg for Brother Shisui~~~~Brother Itachi~~Aru also wants to eat tomatoes~~~"

"This is the tomato my brother bought for me, why do I give it to you! If you want to eat it, go buy it yourself!"

The three brats quarreled from the hot spring egg to the tomato, and finally proved that Sasuke’s mouth escape was not weak in his childhood. He said, “Brother, when you were your age, he had already graduated as a genin and was preparing for the chunin exam.” Aru said no sarcastically. Speaking out, narrator, should I say that I am worthy of being the second hero in Naruto?Thinking about the future Prince Naruto, Payne escaped with a few words and made him willingly sacrifice himself. It can be seen that the skill of escape is a must-have ability for all juvenile JUMP male one male two or even male three male four.

After sensing someone lurking in the rockery near the hot spring, Kyuubi almost lost control of his strength. If he hadn't been concerned about the egg in the hand of the image in front of Itachi, he would definitely be crushed to pieces!He has encountered this spiritual pressure twice just now, there is no mistake!It was the voyeur who made him pass the goddess of happiness twice! !

Naruto pulled Kyuubi's hand, "What's wrong? My sister's expression suddenly became so scary."

"It's your illusion." Kyuubi continued to peel the eggshells with a full smile, and at the same time looked towards the rockery without leaving a trace. Through the rock cracks in the rockery group, his eyesight was much higher than that of ordinary people. The white hair, the forehead with the word "oil" written on it, and the wretched smile are all in sight. After getting these pieces of information, the audience must have guessed the true identity of the voyeur.

Lustful peeping white hair "oil" = Jiraiya.

Speaking of ninja school, Shisui calculated the time, "Speaking of which, Sasuke and Naruto are also at school age."

Kyuubi rubbed Naruto's slightly wet blond hair, "Yes, I will go to school next spring."

"Brother, I will definitely get No.1! Because my brother is my goal!" Please believe that Zuoer Shao is still a good boy who is proud of his brother, innocent and occasionally arrogant, and he will definitely not pretend to be English letters in the future Secondary school atmosphere.

Hearing his younger brother's speech, Itachi's 11.2° smile, which was rarely seen by outsiders in ten years, reappeared in the ninja world. .

In an instant, Kyuubi and Aru's favorability for him increased exponentially, so Kyuubi hated Jiraiya even more, who was still hiding behind the rockery and thought that his voyeuristic skills would not be exposed. If it wasn't for him...if it wasn't for him... …If it wasn’t for him holding Itachi’s little hand and stepping into the church for marriage—although Hokage didn’t end up in the church so soon, it would be a big step towards a better future!It was ruined by him like this! !

It's not impossible to find a reason to leave and beat Zilai, but Kyuubi secretly evoked an evil smile...

How did the protagonist punish the lecherous Immortal Ziraiya in a calm manner? I have no way of knowing, but according to the insider, after that, he saw a man with red fruits and white hair all over his body, full of nympho, coming out of the hot spring Running from one side of the street to the other and back to this side was very offensive and unsightly, and then he seemed to be smiling silly and was sent to the Hot Spring Street Police Station.

Well, let's not pay too much attention to the fate of the voyeur.

The author has something to say: It’s true that the plot is progressing too slowly, let’s speed up and let the protagonist recover his male body quickly＠(￣-￣)＠