Did you lose your horse today? [Main Hokage]

The two families sat down to gossip, Naruto and Sasuke got into a ball without paying attention, and rolled around on the ground a few times, dirtying their clothes and pants. If you stay at home and play games, you will be autistic. You are embarrassed to be autistic and depressed these days.

Zhishui and Weasel, as the heads of the two families respectively, naturally have to lie like a bow, stand like a pine tree, sit still, walk like a bell, walk with a gust of wind, Nanquan and north legs, Shaolin Wudang Kung Fu Tai Chi - cut!I'm sorry, because my boss's writing is so smooth, I accidentally said it slippery. In fact, what I want to express is that Shisui and Itachi, who exist like the mainstay, sit there silently and silently, Of course, those who do great things must be prudent, how can they play with children?Although their silence seems to me as the narrator is just because they are awkward and don't know how to react.

As for the remaining two, I don’t mind mentioning them——Although I want to say this, but I can’t bear the pressure from above, I’d better finish my job honestly.Kyuubi and Aru are calm on the surface and undercurrents are surging in private. What is being staged is the bubble afternoon theater of the post-[-]s generation. It is completely an acting duel between two pseudo-women. It's a big drama, so it's better to ignore it...

With the high-sounding reason of sharing the sushi, Kyuubi and Itachi drew closer, and handed out the Sakurakai old set meal that was elaborately made last night and handed it to Itachi.

Sakura Hailao set meals include Kamameshi, Sakura Hailao Sashimi, Sakura Sealao Tempura, Chowder, Pickles and Miso Sauce.Open the rice bucket of the pot rice, and a strong aroma of shrimp comes oncoming. This is rice steamed with Sakura Ebi, carrots, green beans and mushrooms. The chowder is black fish, potato cakes and tripe, and miso is indispensable. Soup.

Looking at the delicious food in front of him, Itachi still sat quietly on the spot without any movement, except for frowning slightly.

Sasuke cast a complaining glance at Itachi angrily, dissatisfied with his brother's non-cooperation.

Feeling his younger brother's displeasure, Itachi finally stretched out Jingui's hand to take Shisui's old Sakurai meal that Shisui created with illusion according to the script.

Although he is pretending to be a house party, Naruto also does not allow a guy who has all kinds of thoughts about his sister to go further and eat the food made by his sister, even though he knows that it is just a non-existent virtual prop.

"Mom, you are too eccentric! I want to eat that! I want to eat that!!" Naruto, have you forgotten that your current role is a sensible and well-behaved baby?

Exchanging food when viewing cherry blossoms is a matter of course, which helps to deepen the relationship between relatives and friends. Aru was worried that he could not find a reasonable reason for Itachi not to accept Kyuubi cuisine. Naruto just made a fuss about it, so Sakurakai The fixed food was transferred from Itachi to Naruto in a logical manner.

The atmosphere is more subtle...

That's not what it says in the script!I knew this idiot would only cause destruction!

Sasuke stared at Naruto desperately, wishing to shoot some XYZ rays from his eyes and directly stab him into a hornet's nest.

Kyuubi also looked at Naruto with a hatred of iron and iron, what is this kid singing?Did that scene allow him to play just now?Is there that line in the script? !What a stinky brat with his elbows out, thanks to the fact that he worked so hard to grow him up every day, greedy for shit and urine... Well, even if it’s not as hard as I just described, at least I will be a sister for a day and a sister for the rest of my life You should understand the truth, right?To actually help outsiders deal with him and his future brother-in-law!Absolutely don't let Xiaosan succeed!If the ship capsized in such a place, he would never be able to walk sideways in front of her with his head held high in this life.

For their more yin and yang dialogues with puns in their words, Shishui and Itachi communicated with each other through their eyes without saying a word, and they were not at the same spiritual level as the others.

"I KNOW!! I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!"

Sasuke's roar on the ground was very effective, and instantly brought back some two people who had almost entered the state of ecstasy in spiritual communication. I saw him lowering his eyes at 45 degrees, not more than one minute, and his expression Not one or two adjectives can describe it.

"Naruto is my half brother, I saw..."

No one expected that Sasuke would say such a sentence suddenly, everyone present was stunned, including Kyuubi.

Feeling sad for a while, Sasuke swept Naruto's face with sad eyes, and Aiai said to him pitifully, "Don't you find it strange? Your mother's blood type is B, and your father's blood type is O. Why can you give birth to AB?" type of you?"

Naruto just wanted to refute that his blood type is B, but before he could open his mouth, Sasuke ran up to Itachi and grabbed his sleeve, "I really saw it! I saw it... Dad went to the hospital with Aunt Asagi, Dad also asked Aunt Qiancong to beat the child... Naruto is now 5 years old, and the time is exactly at that time..."

As Sasuke said, he buried his head in Itachi's arms. On the surface, he hid in his father's arms and cried because of sadness. In fact, he was hiding his smile. By the way, he secretly showed a treacherous and evil smile to Kyuubi when everyone's brains were frozen.

Itachi was completely stunned, he felt that the situation was getting out of hand.

Naruto was the first to react, and he shouted excitedly, "No! This man is not my father! I will not admit him!! Mom! Say something! My father is not him! Nah!"

Kyuubi struggled for a while about Sasuke's temporary performance level, where did he get his inspiration from, he is just a brat who hasn't been weaned for long!

But Sasuke is indeed a great fighting force standing on his side, Kyuubi immediately brewed a feeling of sadness, and said sadly, "I'm sorry... Naruto, and Shisui."

"..."

Zhishui didn't know what he should say to match this impromptu drama at this time, his wife cheated and even his son was not his own, so he should slap her hard?But analyzing his psychology of acting as a character, he loves his wife deeply, how could he have the heart to be rough on her?Maybe I knew everything earlier.

"A Weasel is already married to me, why do you still pester him!" Facts have proved that Aru must often watch that kind of afternoon theater. Listen, the words she said and the tone of the woman's resentment are almost perfect. the point.

Then it turned into a war between Masamiya and Xiaosan again. I dare to swear on Kakashi's mask. If there were no other four people present, Kyuubi and Aru would definitely "talk and fight". Twist your arms and pull your clothes to greet them all.But Kyuubi, no matter in terms of age or experience, how can you have the same knowledge as a five-year-old yellow-haired girl?

My boss said that the number of words in this small branch line is too high, so we have to end it quickly. In a word, it is to leave room for the audience to exercise their brains, intelligence and imagination. I personally think that the most fundamental reason is not the former or the former, but her laziness.

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Audiences who want to click on the next chapter wait!Probably received a complaint form from the audience, the author picked up a pen and quickly wrote a few lines on the paper and threw it over, let me take a look, ah, this is the end of this small theater!

"Sister, my stomach hurts so much, it seems that I have eaten too much, and I want to go to the toilet..."

Kyuubi was speechless, just now he was almost able to verbally defeat Aru to win the championship, but was disturbed by Naruto's words... He is really a veritable No.1 ninja by accident.

The author has something to say: It seems that Brother Yuzu didn't say a word from the beginning to the end...