[Korean entertainment] beige

Chapter 31 chapter 31

Simmi, who lost in the second game, was shown a shameful photo.

As soon as the photos of my childhood came out.Elicits "Isn't this barbaric enough?" "The eyes are so big", "Looks so thin" and so on.

Simmi: ... in embarrassment and covering my face

The next few photos are obviously growing horizontally.

"Hahahaha"

Several people laughed mercilessly.

Xinmi: [Lying on the ground still covering her face] Don't wake me up...

[CM shame time continues]

Because of such embarrassment and powerlessness, Xinmi didn't even have the strength to laugh at Dacheng and Shengli for publishing his embarrassing photos.

So Xin Mi, who changed into a cheese cat doll costume, put all her energy into grabbing chocolates.

Simmi, who was holding on to the tail of the TOP dinosaur, made several people dumbfounded.

TOP: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Xin Mi, who was a little dizzy because TOP pretended to be spinning around: "xi...xilo【不...不要】(`へ′*)ノ"

Unable to shake off, TOP, who was defeated by his younger brother's persistence, fell on the cushion, and Xinmi successfully snatched the chocolate.

Simmi finally won with such a persistent spirit and flexible posture [various twisted chocolate grabs].

Clap, clap, applause.

Simmi: [serious but obviously satisfied]

This game determines the order of character selection for self-made dramas.

In the end, everyone was allocated their due roles.

Xin Mi was a little speechless, why is he the one who has a crush on Brother Zhilong?Li Shengli, you guy, don't just push it to me, Hun Dan!

Xin Mi, who is so frayed but still has no choice but to resign to her fate.

So there is a hair difference between me winning and not winning?

Let alone self-made dramas.

The blind date Li Shengxian mentioned finally started. Xin Mi, who was very unsure about it, only thought about how to not be so ashamed.

I think so, but Simmi, who is wearing a hoodie, still doesn't seem to have this consciousness.At least I didn't realize that I should dress myself handsomely to please women.

Simmi, who was the last one to get on the bus, looked at his teammates introducing themselves confidently one by one with a smile.

The BGM is played.

"Ah, I'm here for a blind date today. Although it's my first time, I'm a little nervous, but I'll try my best." Wearing a black hoodie with stars printed on it, GD appeared with his hands in his pockets, smiling brightly.

[GD is no longer a cute child]

Make a fist and make a cheering gesture "fighting!"

"Yes, I am also here to participate in the blind date, come on." Immediately afterwards, Sun, who appeared on the stage, was wearing a white scarf, and his image was [-]% warm.

[The sun is no longer afraid of girls now]

Naughty gesture ends "ye.~yeyeye~"

"nei, today I'm going to capture that girl in my own way." The top two buttons of the shirt in the suit were unbuttoned, and the handsome TOP appeared on the stage.

[TOP's strong eyes are full of funny instincts all over his body] "THAT'STRIGHT!" Hands crossed in a handsome hip-hop gesture.

Turning around to get in the car, the door was so unhandsome that he couldn't open it, and he couldn't help lowering his head and laughing.

Daesung, also wearing a suit and tie, appeared very formally, "Today I will work hard to make good memories."

【Dacheng uses a smile to impress that girl's heart】

"Fighting!" Thumb cheered on himself.

Seungri, who co-authored the BGM and appeared handsome with dance steps, has a weird smile "Although it is the first time to participate in a blind date today, I will work hard"

[The youngest in the victory team, but has love skills like the big brother] "Well, fighting~!" He looked full of confidence.

Wearing a black vest under a white hoodie, Xin Mi, with his hands in his pockets, walked upright in front of the camera, "Nai, I will study hard through today's blind date."

[The pure boy in the hearts of CM nunas]

"comeon~" crescent moon smiles perfectly and speaks English with a full accent.

Several people finally sat in the car together.

"Today is not Zhao Zhenglin's dizzy blind date, what is that? It is a nonsensical blind date." Sitting in the middle, today's hostess Zhao Zhenglin summed up the opening remarks by saying "This is a nonsensical blind date", officially unveiling the blind date. open.

Zhao Zhenglin: "Today is the day that everyone has been looking forward to for a long time. Welcome to the blind date. Today we are inviting a member of Bigbang, Anihasa."

BB: "Anihasa! [Hi everyone]"

Zhao Zhenglin: "As bigbang's first guest, how do you feel sitting in the car now?

GD: "We didn't expect that at all"

Zhao Zhenglin smiled: "We are going to try to meet a queenCARD today with the mentality of ordinary people, you have to be mentally prepared"

GD: "It's my first blind date, so I'm a little nervous"

【Challenge not as a singer but as a man】

【No one can predict the result】

Zhao Zhenglin: "Just relax and fight for it"

【Five men's heart-pounding first blind date in their lives】

At this time, TOP suddenly asked: "If this show ends, will we really have a relationship?"

Zhao Zhenglin was noncommittal, "If it suits your wishes, of course."

TOP sighed, "It's really a good show."

Simmi: "Cough——"

Of course, even with that said.It's impossible for them to really think about such a thing. TOP said this is nothing more than to be funny.

Zhao Zhenglin finally took out the photo but did not open it: "The photo of the queenCARD is here"

TOP who wants to be funny: "It seems very flat"

A few people: Damn you, you're fast enough!

This brother's ubiquitous four-dimensional jokes.

GD [Apologize immediately]: "I'm sorry"

Zhao Zhenglin rounded up the field: "It should be a photo issue"

Zhao Zhenglin: "Ah, you all wake up, what does your ideal type look like?"

【Starting filming so early, everyone seems to be in a daze】Taiyang: "I won't deliberately emphasize appearance."

TOP: "I like girls who speak politely"

Victory: "You must be very good at acting like a baby"

Dacheng: "Chubby, but beautiful when he smiles"

Victory: Huh?Could it be that the reason why Brother Dacheng had his eye on Xinmi at the first sight [seems to know something important] [Naobudi maknae GD: "It's not just appearance, everyone has their own strengths, right?"

Simmi: "easy to get along with"

【Ask for a good and simple child】

After hearing this, Zhao Zhenglin sighed: "The members of bigbang don't really care about their appearance."

Voiceover: I'm so curious about what the heroine looks like today, what is it? [What is today's queenCARD? ] The few people who said that they don’t care much about their appearance and more about their personality, after Zhao Zhenglin opened the photo on today’s queencard, the atmosphere was dull for a few seconds.

Zhao Zhenglin: "Your reactions are too honest. She is a typical Korean beauty, a little fat, fair skin, and single eyelids"

The camera cuts and a girl appears.Voice-over: An elegant height of 158cm, pink lips, and a very blessed face.

Of course, a few people didn't know that the girl in this photo was a fake queen card, a friend sent by the real queen card to test out a few people.

Switching the lens, the girl is more clear.

Voice-over: QueenCARD's stand-in appeared, character king Yan Guishan [picture that looks quite different from the real person] TOP: "But, the most regrettable thing is that there is no nose"

GD: "How do you breathe?"

Simmi: "The skin is so white"

Others: ...Silly boy, you obviously used a flash!

Zhao Zhenglin: "No, what's the matter with you? After seeing the photos, the atmosphere seems a bit..."

【Super Horror PHOTOSHOP Side Effects】

TOP came up with a sentence: "Didn't you say that appearance is not important, is it just talking?"

Zhao Zhenglin also said: "After the queenCARD photos were released, the atmosphere dropped rapidly."

Xin Mi, who was sitting on the far right, looked at the photo, but he didn't think too much about it. He didn't know what the others were thinking. He really hoped that today's girl would get along well with her personality.

You can't afford to hurt a little virgin who has never been in love (* ̄m ̄).

Zhao Zhenglin took out a plate with a note on it: "There is a piece of paper on it that says BIG. The person who draws BIG is the king who can make up the serial numbers at will, and has the ability to sort them."

Several people in BB each took a note.

Zhao Zhenglin: "123, one-time disclosure"

Zhao Zhenglin looked at the notes displayed one by one: "There is no one over there, ah, Wuli Dacheng!"

Dacheng, who had won BIG, showed the note with a smile on his face.

【Dacheng is lucky to be king】

Zhao Zhenglin: "You can order whatever you want"

Dacheng quickly pointed out: "123456"

Zhao Zhenglin made sure and pointed to TOP and the sun, "Well, 56"

Dacheng: "Inside, 56"

TOP, the last one, laughed, pretended to be angry on purpose, and threw the note away: "Are you joking about the show?"

[furious]

Simmi thought for a while and said, "Then I'll be the last one."

TOP was moved: "Sure enough, Wuli is still hiongning【Brother】"

Others: Hahaha.

Dacheng, who has always followed Xinmi, didn't say anything, "Well, then TOP brother will be fifth."

Zhao Zhenglin: "Now, let's pay our opponents"

[Who is the opponent of Lao Xiao Shengli? 】

Shengli naturally felt that during this period of time, during the recording of the program, Quan Zhilong was serious with him everywhere, so he swayed for a while and finally pointed at him.

GD froze for a moment, then smiled and said, "The recent victory seems to me...very satisfying."

Simmi: Why is this statement a bit weird?

At this time, Yan Guishan had already arrived outside the car door: "I'm here now, I'm going in now." Then he went to knock on the car door.

【Exactly, how did the date go for Guishan who appeared as a friend of the queenCARD with the request of the queenCARD? 】Zhao Zhenglin: "Please go, come on"

[Depart from Victory GD]

Turning his back on Guishan who was waiting in front of the car door.

[Guishan who turns around and waits]

Carefully get off the small stairs in front of Victory and GD.

【Go downstairs carefully】

GD who didn't recognize Guishan immediately, but looked around.

【Look for the GD of queenCARD on the street】

[Just before your eyes and haven't seen it yet? 】

The shrewd Shengli has already noticed something, looking at Guishan's back.

At this time, Yan Guishan who heard the movement turned around.

【She finally turned around】

The three finally stood face to face.

Yan Guishan: "Anihasai [Hello]. I am Yan Guishan from today's queenCARD, are you scared?"

GD with a somewhat rich expression: "Huh?"

Yan Guishan smiled and said, "Are you startled? It seems like a big jump."

【Totally unprepared, what this woman looks like】

Yan Guishan: "Because she's so pretty?"

Two people who no longer know what to say: "Yes, yes."

GD voiceover: Ah... what is this, why do you think I am participating in a hidden camera. (Crying and laughing tone)

Yan Guishan, who didn't notice it at all, still deliberately ignored the expressions of the two: "I don't know who is who yet."

[Subtitle: I was so surprised that I even forgot to introduce myself]

"Let's introduce it, keep it simple"

Self-introduction after calming down: "I am GD as the captain"

Seungri: "I'm the maknae of the team, Seungri"

Yan Guishan: "Oh~ maknae"

Voiceover of Victory: I was very worried, and I was a little frightened differently from the photos I saw at first.However, he is really a very strong person.

Yan Guishan: "Then let's go now"

【Go to the first date location】

At this moment in the car, Zhao Zhenglin was talking to TOP about the prepared polygraph.

Zhao Zhenglin: "Actually, today's queenCARD has a request for us, she wants to know how real our members are"

TOP looked at the lie detector that was taken out: "I thought it was a blood pressure monitor or something"

The other three: ...

And the three people here, because they were afraid of Yan Guishan's coldness, took off their coats without hesitation and gave Yan Guishan victory.

GD voiceover: Seungri cares so much about girls, he seems to be very good at communicating with girls.This guy seems to have made a lot of preparations. Yan Guishan's voice-over: It doesn't matter if you don't take it off, there's no way, you can't stop it, let me do it. Then the three of them got into the car, ready to go to the studio for the first date.

And Sun, who used a polygraph test and swears to the camera, has a sincere face: "I swear to the audience, everything I say is true"

Zhao Zhenglin: "How many girlfriends have you had?"

Sun: "No, not a single one"

A little surprised Dacheng: "I really have nothing to say."

TOP: "Everything he said is true" [TOP's certification] Simmi looked at the lie detector with a piercing expression.

TOP then asked: "How many girls have you tried to like? More than 10?"

Sun: "No, no more than 10"

Zhao Zhenglin: "Really. Don't you envy the other members even if they enter the final selection stage?"

Taeyang: "It doesn't matter if you really like and cherish that girl"

[Subtitle: Sun answered seriously, but? 】

Dacheng + Zhao Zhenglin: "Huh?" [Pulse 0]

Dacheng: "There is a difference between what you say and what you say, you think one thing in your heart and say another thing in your mouth"

Simmi "Did you lie?"

TOP: "Did you suddenly hold your breath while talking?"

Several people, including the sun, started laughing.

Back to the three people in the car here.

【Formal self-introduction】

Yan Guishan: "Let me introduce myself, simply"

GD: "Look at the camera and say?"

Yan Guishan smiled at him: "No, just look at me and say."

There was a moment of discomfort on GD's face, especially when he heard Yan Guishan's pretentiously soft voice, he suddenly thought that his younger brother's voice was really a hundred times better than this one, but he still looked at Yan Guishan and began to introduce himself: " My real name is Quan Zhilong, you can also call me Zhilong. Although I am called GD in the show. But the blind date is a show where people communicate with each other, so it is better for you to call me Zhilong.”

I don't know if Yan Guishan noticed something: "I don't like people who don't talk much when they meet for the first time because they are awkward or unfamiliar. And, to be honest, I don't like to hear that you are very beautiful."

GD interjected decisively with a smile: "I don't like to call you beautiful either."

I'd rather say Simmi is pretty...although it's only right that the kid won't be happy.

Although he was smiling, Yan Guishan was a little unhappy: "Huh?"

Yan Guishan's voice-over: Zhilong should really listen to others like the captain, shouldn't he?Looking at the eyes and talking, I think his character is very positive.

At this time, Yan Guishan didn't know that the captain continued to die.

The four teammates who didn't know that the captain started to die began to take a polygraph test on TOP.

【Second TOP】

Zhao Zhenglin: "Will there be a skinship with the girl I met for the first time? To what extent?"

TOP: "No"

The polygraph starts showing data.

[Subtitle: 53?Normal people should be between 80 and 90】Zhao Zhenglin: "Could it be that TOP is the opposite of others, if you lie, your blood pressure will drop?"

Xinmi and the others started laughing when they heard this.

TOP: "But seriously, I'm not really interested in girls."

[Subtitle: Such a handsome TOP is not interested in girls? 】Zhao Zhenglin asked again: "Really??"

TOP affirms: "Really."

Simmi: "My brother is interested in food."

TOP, who had been looking at the camera, turned his head and scolded with a smile: "Yeah. What nonsense?"

Looking at the 52 on the polygraph, Dacheng questioned: "Wait a minute, brother TOP made this machine, right?"

Several people laughed again.

As for Yan Guishan, who asked two people to sing to him, the balance in his heart was a little bit tilted towards the victory of singing while looking at his own eyes.

For Yan Guishan who is extremely thick-skinned, Quan Zhilong actually feels a little uncomfortable.

However, due to his gentlemanly attitude towards girls, he still didn't show it clearly, but his enthusiasm was also somewhat reduced at the beginning.

Whether it looks good or not is a secondary matter, but Quan Zhilong doesn't like Yan Guishan's decisive attitude.

This led to his later performance being very bad in Yan Guishan's eyes. After coming to the studio, Yan Guishan found that GD seemed a little inconsiderate compared to Shengli who would follow his own words and take care of his mood.

When asking whether the two of them would buy it if they painted their own as a calendar, Shengli's [-] was even higher.

Yan Guishan was also very dissatisfied with GD's painting of himself: "Moya, my ears are not Buddha's ears, are my ears so big? Look."

Although GD smiled and added: "No, the ears are very blessed"

Yan Guishan was also very dissatisfied.

So in the temporary choice in the studio, Yan Guishan chose victory.

Move on to your next appointment.

Yan Guishan's voice-over: In the end we were chatting in the car, if Zhilong performed well, I would choose Zhilong xi, otherwise it would be victory xi.

In the car, Yan Guishan said to the two of them like this: "Before going to the studio, I wanted to capture the characters of the two of them, and when I got to the studio, I found that, oh, it seems different from the beginning." She pretended to be surprised and meant something .

The camera captured Quan Zhilong [GD whose expression started to freeze]

Shengli looked at the captain who looked a bit scary with no expression on his face, and really felt that this Gui Shanxi was extremely powerful.

In this way, he arrived at the second date place. When he got off the car, Quan Zhilong was the last to get off, his face was already a bit ugly, Shengli and him looked at each other, and neither of them spoke.

In the end, Sheng Sheng closed the car door, and the two walked together with Yan Guishan.

Yan Guishan: "Okay, I laughed, I drew, I did the beatbox, and the first date is over, how do you feel?"

GD's expression management recovered, and he smiled: "Interesting, very interesting." Although the effect seemed weak, his face was stiff.

"Where is Victory Xi?"

Victory with honey on his lips: "Gives me good memories"

Yan Guishan: "Do you want to go home or continue playing with me?"

【Answer of victory that everyone wants】

Victory: "Want to keep playing"

"Where is Zhilong Xi?"

"Want to keep playing"

"Okay." Yan Guishan got the answer from two people, "At this time, there must be one..."

【really? 】

The warning lights start to go off in the car over here, and the final ruled out...

Simmi stared blankly at the warning light: "Brother Zhilong"

TOP let out a meaningless exclamation: "ye..."

Zhao Zhenglin: "Well, Quan Zhilong was eliminated."

A few people here who knew that GD was eliminated by victory were a little surprised.

Dacheng started to go to the dating place, and when he came back, Quan Zhilong's desolate back fell into the camera in the car.

Zhao Zhenglin: "Zhilong Xi has worked hard"

Quan Zhilong pressed his own flashing alarm light and sat down on the sofa.

Zhao Zhenglin: "Are you all right?"

"No." Quan Zhilong covered his face, "It's okay."

Then he moved around as if something was wrong, and even raised his feet and shook them.

[Strange movements due to elimination]

Simmi and TOP looked at each other: It seems that the captain has hit hard this time.

No, he lost to the maknae, and he planned to let Seungri lose a few more times this time, but he lost embarrassingly... Quan Zhilong was too frustrated.

After excitedly saying to Zhao Zhenglin, "There is a big difference between the real person and the photo, I was completely shocked and completely reversed." He put his head on Xin Mi's shoulder next to him in frustration, and then stretched out his hand to grab Xin Mi again.

Xinmi patted him on the back in the mood of taking care of him, Quan Zhilong looked up at Xinmi, and Xinmi also looked down at him, Quan Zhilong sighed in a low voice "Yeah..." "The eyeballs are clean"

Simmi was puzzled for a moment, and laughed when he understood Quan Zhilong's words, because he was really curious about the girl he was dating, and didn't care about Quan Zhilong's comparison between him and the girl, "there is really such a big difference." ?"

Quan Zhilong looked at his face for a long time, then let out a long sigh of relief, and continued to say in a voice that only two people could hear, "You will know when the time comes..."

Xin Mi nodded thoughtfully, and continued to caress Quan Zhilong's back unconsciously, but the latter didn't remind him, and continued to paw him in a lost and limp state.

TOP: Hehehe, my eyes are going to go blind.

The author has something to say:

Decided to shorten Xinmi's stage name to two letters like Long Ge's~

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