The daily life of the villain raising cubs [British and American]

"..."

Bruce Wayne glared at the bearded man next to him angrily, "I said, Tony, can you stop pulling me when you drink?"

The drunken Tony Stark turned a deaf ear, slumped on the steps in front of Wayne's villa, and poured bitter water into the bottle: "Bruce, he is actually my dad's childhood idol! It's the story that has bothered me for more than ten years Protagonist! If nothing else, how old has he lived? Now he still looks exactly the same as he did back then, it’s so damned! I’m almost forty!"

"It sounds at least from your grandpa's generation... Now that the person has finally been found, and you are not suitable to be together, just forget about him and find someone else you like?"

Bruce couldn't see Tony Childish Stark who was poking his belly, and suggested after forcibly filtering, "I don't like the male models I recommend to you? I'll change another batch for you tomorrow? At worst, I'll find a model for you. That person's, black hair, right?"

"...Ordinary-looking, no breasts, no ass, don't know how to live, I really don't know what you like about him, and you have been obsessed with him for more than [-] years." The playboy Bruce Wayne couldn't understand the brain circuit of Tony's little brother.

"No, a male model is a male model, and it's okay to keep your eyes good... I don't believe it, Tony Stark has not yet failed!" Tony flatly refused in disgust, but in a blink of an eye, he was so distressed that he almost scratched his hair bald , "Hey, Bruce. It's not good who you say he is, why is he my dad's idol?"

"He just likes to show off, like a Brooklyn nanny every day, a hypocritical unknown man who pretends to be righteous! I used to think that he was the superhero I hated the most! Do you know what is the scariest thing? The people who follow him Young man, that is his son Tom Sue, who is 17 years old this year!"

When Tony said this, he poured another bottle of wine indignantly, hiccupped, let go of his hand, and collapsed on the steps like mud, completely drunk, muttering intermittently: "My dad said... he He didn't have a wife from the beginning, so his illegitimate child is so old, and I waited for so many years like a fool...It's not fair, it's so unfair..."

"I told you that there is no need to wait. Tomorrow we will go out on a yacht. Come and have a good day, and you will forget about you immediately." Bruce couldn't help laughing at Tony.

Usually, they are two top rich people outside, and their relationship is not very easy to deal with, and because Tony has this 'little problem', it is rumored that the two of them are playboys, and it is basically Bruce who took the blame for Tony.

"Okay, I'm going to play for a day tomorrow! Why am I still a virgin when he has a son? Does anyone believe it?? Playboy Tony Stark is still a virgin in his 30s! I'm an idiot to be caught He's playing around!" Tony suddenly stood up shaking, and shouted angrily at the top of his voice, not afraid that anyone would hear him.

"Okay, I'll leave you the best male model, you can play for three days. Keep your voice down, do you want this to make headlines?" Bruce echoed with a headache.

Tony Stark was satisfied, and then he sat back on the steps, tilted his head, and fell asleep soundly.

"..." Bruce covered his forehead with a big head.

Without Tony's nagging complaints, his ears were finally quiet.

Why on earth did he give up the comfortable quilt during his beautiful night, but sit at the door with the cold wind blowing and listen to a drunkard playing crazy?Thinking about that night more than 20 years ago, he shouldn't have allowed Tony Stark to come out for a drink!

Bruce had no choice but to turn his head to signal to the door, and the butler Alfred came out, and the two of them picked up the drunk Tony and dragged him to the house together, let him make do with it tonight.

the next morning.

Moaning and rubbing his painful temples, Tony came out of the guest room and walked towards the door in a daze.

"Where are you going? We're going to the beach in a while, don't you forget, Tony?" Bruce, who was dressed in a new suit, sat on the sofa and read the newspaper, and quickly stopped him.

"Yacht?" Tony shook his head, and then recalled what bold words he had said last night, and his expression changed for a while.

"You regret it again?" Bruce Wayne looked at him suspiciously.

"Will I regret it?" Tony put his hands in his pockets and asked stiffly, "Are you kidding! I should have had fun!"

……

"Whose call?" Su Qizhi yawned, sitting at the dining table waiting for the breakfast made by Howard's senior chef.

After Howard's generous invitation yesterday, both he and Tom lived in Stark Tower first.In fact, the resurrection of old Stark happened in public. This kind of explosive news will definitely attract the attention of Hydra. In order to prevent them from attacking Howard again, Su Qizhi is quite willing to stay and observe for a while.

"It's the butler of the Wayne family." Tom put down the phone, repeating with a weird expression, "He said that Tony Stark was going out to play at the invitation of their young master today, and in the end, for some reason, Tony Stark was there Call."

"..." Howard, who was waiting to catch up with his son today, twitched his brows uncontrollably.Although his face is expressionless, everyone can see that there is a dangerous atmosphere brewing in him, just like the moment of calm before the storm.

"Okay, Howard, you also know Tony's character." Maria quickly said softly, trying to smooth things over for her son.

"People in their 30s are more naive than teenagers! They haven't made any progress!" Howard angrily said.

Su Qizhi looked at Howard's expression of suppressing anger, and wrote with brooding on his face: "My son would rather go out to play than talk to an old man like me!" He almost didn't laugh out loud.

But Su Qizhi couldn't take it seriously when the father-son issue was involved, so he turned around and found the remote control, and turned on the TV.

The servant took the plate off the tray and placed it on the table in front of the four of them. On the clean white plate were slices of bread, bacon, fried eggs, lettuce salad and a small piece of steak.No matter how Su Qizhi looked at it, he felt that the breakfast was ordinary, but since it was made by a senior chef, he could only hold back his doubts, and picked up a fork to try it.

"Well—" Su Qizhi was a little surprised.

"How is it, is it delicious?" Howard stared at him with concern.

"It's pretty good." Su Qizhi said happily.

Tom bowed his head and thought for a while, then made up his mind and made a promise: "Dad, we'll go home in a few days and I'll find you a house elf to play with. The house elf in the Malfoy family can cook a variety of dishes."

"What do you raise at home?" Howard suspected that his ears were broken.

"Magical creatures, Howard." Tom glanced at Howard lightly from the corner of his eyes, "The dishes they cook are definitely much better than your chef's."

"Okay, Tom, if there is an elf at home, everything will be much more convenient." Su Qizhi's interest rose in an instant.

Tom pursed his lips reservedly, raised his chin slightly, and looked like a standard aristocrat, and glanced at Howard proudly.

—Hmph, let you and I rob Dad!

"God, what happened?" Maria suddenly took a light breath, her tone shocked.

The three men paused and turned around, their surprised eyes followed Maria to the TV screen.

Just now Su Qizhi just turned on the TV casually, but it turned out that only Maria was seriously watching the news.On the TV screen, the host was talking in a panic, the TV sound was turned on very low, but on the other half of the screen, a huge green man could be clearly seen roaring and smashing into the suburbs, and the surrounding trees fell to the ground.

Fortunately, the background looked deserted, except for the faint appearance of a villa in the distance, and the camera did not dare to get too close, and could only watch the big green man somewhat similar to a human being destroying everywhere.Several fighter jets have already flown from the sky.

"What is this...?" Howard asked hesitantly, "Is it an alien again?"

"The military's response is really fast this time." Su Qizhi said thoughtfully.

The irritable and incommunicable Hulk Hulk in front of him is a creature that a doctor named Bruce Banner lost his mind, but many sources in his previous life said that Hulk might be Dr. Banner's second personality.

Because the Hulk's destructive power is too great, it can't communicate, and its defense is amazingly strong. The only way to stop it is to find a way to make it lose consciousness and turn back to Dr. Banner.These soldiers obviously chose to control violence with violence.

"Mr. Su, congratulations on meeting Hulk, and you have joined the superhero cub training program." The system suddenly spoke again.

"Shall we go?" Tom looked at Su Qizhi and asked, he seemed eager to try.Tom hasn't forgotten his third wish, which is to be a superhero with his father after graduation.

"Of course I want to go. There is a villa in the background. Be careful not to let him hurt anyone." Su Qizhi immediately complied with Tom's request and stood up.

A black robe appeared on him in response, completely covering Su Qizhi's face.Tom thought for a while, then pulled out his wand and waved it gracefully. The same black robe with a hood appeared on him. To show the difference, the symbols of Death Eaters appeared on the back of Tom's black robe: a skull and a snake.

——By the way, it is worth mentioning that this logo is different from the original Dark Mark. Tom's aesthetics far crushed Voldemort, and his skull and snakes are beautified.

"Go early and come back early." Howard didn't say anything else. He had a mysterious sense of trust in Wumingxia since he was a child.No matter how bad things are, they can't beat Wumingxia, absolutely!

Under Maria's strange and astonished sight, Tom held Su Qizhi's hand, and the two disappeared in place.

But when they spent a lot of time and found the scene, the situation was a bit beyond their expectations.

A few military fighter jets were useless, and were hammered into cakes by the irascible Hulk. The place where there was originally a forest has now become an open space. The villa not far away has been completely exposed. An old man Standing at the gate looking this way.

Tony, who was wearing a golden-red armor, was barely dealing with the Hulk, trying to lure the big guy away.Another man in black stood on the balcony of the villa, turning a large device with a bat logo to this side.The invisible ultrasonic waves hit the Hulk directly, and Tony quickly raised the distance and flew up, avoiding it within a short distance.

He said angrily: "Bruce, pay attention! I'm still here!"

Su Qizhi was startled secretly, and quickly looked in the direction of the camera.It seems that the Hulk's destructive power has been upgraded, and the camera team that was still there before it came out is now gone.Now in the range that can be seen around, there are only Su Qizhi, Tom, Tony, Bruce and the old man at the door of the villa.

Su Qizhi guessed that it was Alfred, the housekeeper of the Wayne family.

Now that all the people present were his own people, Su Qizhi looked at the sky. The military hadn't sent any new soldiers over yet. He took a deep breath and said quickly, "Stop!"

"—it's actually a child!"

The author has something to say: This article is going to adopt a hypothetical setting.According to Thor 3, Hulk has become able to communicate with people simply, has his own thoughts, and is still unwilling to return to the earth where he is not welcome.It is okay to say that he is the second personality of Dr. Banner, just like a new life, his intelligence may be two or three years old at most.

People were afraid that he would round him up, and what he remembered was violence, guns, and the pain of being hit on his body, so he would resist even more violently and fearfully.