The daily life of the villain raising cubs [British and American]

Another quiet day.

The carefree Tony couldn't bear it anymore. He pulled Su Qizhi and wanted to go out for another honeymoon—anyway, since the large portal, they can go wherever they want, even including other worlds.

"Throw Jack to Tom?" Su Qizhi repeated in doubt, "Won't that bother Peter and Tom?"

"That's right!" Tony snapped his fingers, very excited and satisfied with his proposal, "This trip is just the two of us. Don't worry about the trouble, don't worry, the brat is only 15 years old, and he can get married in the Netherlands Eighteen!"

He emphasized the pronunciation of "two people", and stared at Su Qizhi with those caramel eyes dissatisfied and wronged.

In fact, his charming eyes are like honey, Su Qizhi finds that as long as Tony stares at him affectionately or pitifully for a while, almost all his persistence will collapse.

"Okay...Okay." Su Qizhi couldn't resist loosening again, and she barely looked away, losing her confidence, "Then I'll send a message to Tom. Jack is downstairs watching a TV series. This kid doesn't have any serious business every day." Learn, only know how to play."

"It's okay, he's still young." Tony said vaguely, trying to bring the topic to the past.Masked people need to learn?Jack wasn't really a kid.So Tony never worried, and didn't give Jack any elite education in advance.He can play as much as he likes, and he won't manage the business in the future, but Tony wants to implement Stark's family training.

"Put on the sweater I knitted for you." Tony suggested expectantly.

"Okay." Su Qizhi followed suit.Go back to the bedroom and take off the one on your body, find the one with Tony Stark printed on it from the cabinet, and put it on.

This one was knitted by Tony himself!personally!It's not a knitting robot, it's Tony who has been competing with the video for almost a month, and his worried head is almost bald, so he finally knits a love sweater!Of course Su Qizhi regards it as a treasure.

The two went hand in hand to the platform where the portal was placed, waiting for the light curtain to open.Tony walked over to perform complicated operations, adjusting the parameters.

"Where are we going this time?" Su Qizhi asked curiously.

Ever since they knew that they could freely travel to various parallel worlds, the places they traveled to became more colorful.Sometimes they set a specific destination, sometimes they can choose one at random, and then go to the place to see what is different in that world and experience surprises.Anyway, the light curtain will reappear in a week to take them home.

"Random this time." Tony was eager to try, enjoying the feeling of checking the 'surprise'.

The worlds they traveled to in the past few trips include Tony as an actor, Doctor Strange as a detective, Steve as a playboy, and Loki as a hotel manager. There are all kinds of worlds, all kinds of worlds. Life, let the family watch enough drama.

"I bet the first person we met had super powers." Su Qizhi reached into the coat pocket to search, and found out a bag of strawberry jelly that Tony stuffed into it at some point.

It is amazing that whenever they go to a new world, the first people they meet are people they are familiar with, or people with many stories happening around them.So they don't have to worry about it every time, they just need to pay attention to the first person they meet, what the world is like, and they will quickly learn.

"I bet this time the world still doesn't have superpowers, he's an ordinary person." Tony said lazily, he also took out his pocket, but unfortunately it was empty.Tony's little snacks were eaten up by his restless mouth.

"Mr. Stark, you have no bet." Su Qizhi stood in front of the light curtain, pretending to be alienated when the two met for the first time, looking at Tony with a half-smile.

The man with the mustache immediately leaned forward, turned his head and kissed Su Qizhi's lips tenderly, blinked charmingly and turned off his power, and said in a serious manner, "Is one kiss enough? It must be better than your strawberry jelly candy." sweet."

"One is not enough." Su Qizhi was shocked, and also became interested, staring at the strawberry fudge and counting over and over again, "I have at least twelve fudge, how many kisses do you have?"

"I have..." Tony lowered his voice instinctively. After thinking for a while, he said very bachelorly, "It's not easy to count. I suggest that we settle the settlement at night. Do you agree?"

The memory of Tony ordering him not to break free from the rope, and then imitating him and chewing him over and over again came to Su Qizhi's mind, and her cheeks felt a little hot.But in fact, he likes it very much. Su Qizhi was a little shy, and said in a low voice: "Cough...well, I agree."

The two finally stepped into the light curtain.

"...Finally gone." Dr. Banner, an honest man who couldn't spit out after being fed a mouthful of dog food, heaved a sigh of relief silently.

When a living person of his age came here, it was as if he was invisible, and he could only watch the two show their affection, and he was almost blind.He just wants to study the data of the portal again.

Su Qizhi in another world is destined not to hear Dr. Banner's complaints.

He and Tony walked down the street to a convenience store, opened the door and walked in, intending to find the first person they encountered.

"Welcome." The black-haired young man sitting behind the counter reflexively said, letting go of the big white cat he was petting.

Two people wearing clerk uniforms in the distance in the store heard the movement and walked this way.

"..." Su Qizhi was so shocked that she could hardly speak, and looked around them in amazement.These two clerks look exactly alike!

Of course, twins were no reason for his surprise.It's that the twins have the same long face and long legs, and that face is still familiar.They are the detectives that Doctor Strange and Su Qizhi met in another world!Sherlock Holmes!

"Hey, Tony, why are you here today?" The black-haired young man behind the counter saw the two people entering the store clearly, his polite attitude relaxed, and he returned to a relaxed state.He looked at Su Qizhi who was wearing an Iron Man sweater curiously, "Why don't you introduce me? This is your new friend?"

Su Qizhi and Tony looked at each other tacitly, understanding.

It seems that this world also has Tony Stark and Doctor Strange, but I don’t know why Mr. Detective from another parallel world is also in this world.

Tony cleared his throat, and was about to explain that he came from a parallel world with ease, when a melodious and melodious male voice like the sound of a cello suddenly sounded from upstairs with anger, and the figure in black robe strode down from upstairs like a gust of wind, He glared fiercely at the two shop assistants.

"Holmes! Strange! Which of you made the fried steak in the kitchen? Go up! Wash the pot!" He almost gritted his teeth and squeezed out the last few words between his teeth.The syllable is so soft that it is almost inaudible, but it is like a poisonous snake whispering softly in the dark, making people creepy, "—now!"

Su Qizhi and Tony were even more surprised.

This was also an acquaintance - it was Tom's confidant, Severus Snape whom they had met not long ago.Why is he also in this small shop?

Sherlock's expression immediately turned into gloating, but Strange's expression was not very good, and he could only go upstairs dejectedly under the supervision of Snape's sharp eyes.

"I'm Su Qizhi." Su Qizhi introduced herself, hesitated for a while, and said with a smile, "It's Tony's boyfriend."

"Male—" An Chunyi behind the counter was stunned for a moment, and didn't know whether to complain about the compatibility of the two names first, or about Tony's boyfriend first.

In the end, he could only say with difficulty: "I am An Chunzhi... Tony, don't you already have Jarvis?!"

"Jarvis?!" Tony was so shocked that he blurted out this time, his face suddenly became a little strange, "I am in this world with...and...Jarvis?"

"An Chunzhi." Su Qizhi also thoughtfully recited the name silently.This should be just a coincidence, but Su Qizhi felt an inexplicable familiarity with the black-haired young man behind the counter.

It is also of Chinese origin, and it is also the name of this format.

"There is also a system." Jack's childish voice sounded faintly from Su Qizhi's head, which sounded a little far away, "It's a bit...slow to talk across a world, but I can detect that there is something parasitic on this person."

"It sounds like he is also an outsider." Su Qizhi said subconsciously following her inner thoughts.

……

After a lot of communication in many worlds, Su Qizhi and the shopkeeper on the opposite side finally understood the current situation.

"So you mean...you are Ultraman Tiga?!" Su Qizhi was so shocked that she almost couldn't speak clearly.

Others don't know, doesn't he who came from the main world know what race Ultraman is? !This world is actually a hybrid world with Ultraman, monsters and Marvel.God, is this crazy?

"You are Mie—" An Chunzhi was equally frightened, and the way he looked at the man opposite was like looking at a monster.

"Chou Chou." A strange male voice appeared out of thin air, interrupting An Chunzhi's words, and said solemnly, "Shh, you can't call him that name, all parallel spaces have already changed their names, it seems to be because of copyright issues."

"Okay, you're ugly!" An Chunzhi followed suit and was still shocked.

"Who was talking just now?" Tony dug out his ears and looked around but found no one else.

"It's my father." An Chunzhi said honestly, "His body is a soul gem, living in symbiosis with me. He can see everything I can see."

When speaking, An Chunzhi looked over with a trace of nervousness and vigilance that couldn't be concealed.Su Qizhi knew what he was worried about without even thinking about it, and whispered to comfort him: "Our situation may be the same, you should know that I will not have your father's ideas."

He gestured to grab Tony beside him.

Also, Tony Stark wouldn't be with a villain trying to destroy the world.

An Chunzhi smiled reassuringly, and quickly apologized.

"Well, this is the thing with him, it's actually his father." Jack's voice suddenly became vague, "It's also a companion, Mr. Su, you became my father..."

Little Jack's voice was aggrieved, as if he suddenly felt that he had suffered something.Su Qizhi knew that Little Jack was pure in heart, so she couldn't help but tease him, "You can call me your father if you want, but you have to create a body bigger than mine."

"It can't be done." Little Jack said discouragedly, "I can feel that there is indeed a blood relationship between An Chunzhi and his father. If we can't do it, where can we remake you, Mr. Su!"

"Tony won't agree." Su Qizhi heard that Little Jack seemed to be worrying seriously, and was finally amused, and she was in a happy mood.

On the contrary, Tony next to him was in a bad mood.Of course he could see An Chunzhi's subconsciously alert expression after hearing Su's self-introduction. In this world... do they also regard Su as the guy who tried to destroy the world?

If so...

"Where's the ugliness in your world?" Tony asked seemingly casually.

"It was killed by our joint efforts." An Chunzhi said, although they did the right thing, at this moment An Chunzhi always felt a little guilty for no reason.Tony tightened his arms around Su Qizhi, feeling even more distressed.Su Qizhi in turn pressed him comfortingly.

Sherlock next to him who was ordered not to inquire into the bottom line looked almost suffocated. The big detective was scratching his heart and lungs, and he was very interested in the visitor from another world. He refused to ask when they were talking. Lots of questions.

"Speaking of which, why do the clerks in your store look the same? I remember that Strange doesn't have brothers? It's rare." Su Qizhi brought the topic to Sherlock in a considerate manner.

"No." Finally it was Sherlock's turn to speak, and he said quickly, "It's just a coincidence. My job is to be a detective consultant."

"Now he is sent by his brother every year to experience the life of a clerk." An Chunzhi added with a smile, "Sherlock used to work as a clerk here."

He smiled and didn't say anything more, but his expression was inexplicably soft and terrifying.Sherlock Holmes next to him silently looked away, his aura disappeared for a second, from heart to heart.

"Holmes is taking drugs." Jack reminded Su Qizhi, and guessed based on the situation, "But I didn't find anything from here. Maybe he was sent here to quit? I felt a strong threat from the owner. , we can't beat him. Sherlock Holmes falls into his hands, and he can hit him as he pleases, round or flat."

"...Of course we can't beat him." Su Qizhi shrank when she thought about Ultraman's huge body, which can reach a height of hundreds of meters at every turn, and said happily, "Fortunately, there are no Ultraman and monsters in our world, otherwise I would like to go well." It’s not easy to complete the plan.”

At this moment, the bell at the door rang, and someone opened the door and entered.

"Ann, I found a good French restaurant, let's try it tonight." A gentle and familiar voice sounded, and the blond man pushed the door and walked in, looking up with a soft smile in his eyes.

"Steve?" Su Qizhi looked back, vaguely feeling that this scene was very visual, he subconsciously looked at An Chunzhi behind the counter whose smile suddenly became bigger, and then looked at the intimate tone as if he was a lover Steve, "In this world, wouldn't you..."

"That's right, Steve is my boyfriend." An Chunzhi readily admitted.

"I can't tell Bucky about this experience when I go back." Tony muttered with a subtle expression, "...he will definitely be jealous."

"Tony?" Steve couldn't hold back his gaze, and stayed suspiciously for a few seconds on Su Qizhi's sweater embroidered with Tony Stark's real head portrait, "Why can't you tell Bucky?"

An Chunzhi quickly explained the situation to him.

"In other worlds, I'm actually with...Bucky? We're best brothers." Steve was also a little shocked and couldn't laugh or cry.

"Maybe you should go to Stark Tower." Strange's gloating voice came from the stairs. He stood on it and looked at Su Qizhi and Tony. His sleeves were still rolled up and slightly wet.

"A famous scene." Snape, who appeared from the corner behind him, said in a drawn-out tone, somewhat tactfully.Hearing the tone, he couldn't wait to see Tony Stark's expression cracked in shock.

Snape and Strange looked at each other, and the two people who had always been jealous of each other tacitly reached a temporary peace agreement-the four poisonous tongues of the Ping An Store have always complained about each other, and now they have the opportunity to see Stark change his face, it couldn't be better .

"I also think it's time to go." Tony muttered, eager to try, "Although I'm going to trick myself, why am I so excited?"

"Then let's go together." Su Qizhi raised her hand to make her blue throne appear in the air, and asked, "Do you want to go there together? Or do you use other methods?"

"Don't be so troublesome, Stephen's ability is very useful." An Chunzhi happily praised, and Strange next to him had already tightened his long face reservedly and happily, and raised his hand to draw a golden portal in the air. The scene in the Stark Tower is impressive, "Let's go."

"Steve, let's eat French food next time." An Chunzhi quietly comforted Steve, "Today we go to the theater, and when I come back tonight, I'll make you little An, okay?"

"..." Steve hesitated for a moment, and whispered in his ear, "When you become Xiaoan, you can only let me hug you alone."

An Chunzhi's eyes were suddenly surprised and pleasantly surprised.

what happened?Who did Steve learn from?Everyone will bargain!

"Okay!" He agreed contentedly, completely unaware that the expressions of Snape and Strange on the stairs were a little stiff, as if there was resentment and gloomy blackness emerging from somewhere.

The group arrived at the Avengers base in Stark Tower, and it was as lively as in Su Qi's world. Everyone gathered together to chat, laugh and relax, and it was very leisurely.Black Widow and Dr. Banner whispered and watched TV with a smile.Hawkeye chose the small cake, hesitating.Thor pesters Loki to talk.

——Really familiar.

Su Qizhi said with emotion, with a smile in her eyes.

Coincidentally, in the corner, the Tony of this world is sitting with another blond-haired, blue-eyed, gentle and gentlemanly young man, as if he was talking about something, Tony leans over, blinks his eyes super sweetly, with a smug expression And intimate.

"..." Su Qizhi was in a complicated mood.

How should I put it, although I know that this is Tony from another world, but when I see his little habits and movements are exactly the same, and his smile and intimacy are directed at another person, I always feel weird and tangled in my heart.

"Look at me!" Tony, who smelled the breath of the Shura field silently, was bristling, and his desire to survive was instantly bursting. He snapped his fingers to attract Su Qizhi's attention.

"Huh?" Su Qizhi turned her head to look over, and the man with the mustache immediately came over and gave him a long French kiss.

"Well……"

Su Qizhi's mind suddenly went blank, and she couldn't think of anything.

"Wow." Strange almost whistled.

"This is a bet for you, Sue, you won." Tony finally heaved a sigh of relief, "How about it, is it sweeter than strawberry fudge?"

He had coaxed Su Qizhi well, and the sudden appearance of a group of people had already attracted the attention of everyone in the living room, including the other Tony and Jarvis.The man with a stiff expression and covered in cold sweat was another Tony's turn.

"Wait? What's going on?" Tony asked in disbelief, stuttering a bit, explaining to Jarvis first, "Jarvis, calm down, calm down, listen to me first—you know me ...and who is that? Running to me and pretending to be me?"

"The Tony in this world is more sincere than you." Su Qizhi almost laughed out loud, and looked at his little bastard rich man teasingly.

"I'm not, I don't." Tony didn't admit it convincingly, and immediately defended himself, "I'm also very conscientious!"

Just as An Chunzhi wanted to see, the group watched a good show with relish, and the flying Avengers Building calmed down.Tony in this world still feels awkward looking at himself and another person, but he doesn't mind too much. He waved his hands proudly: "We're still having a party today! Ann, call all your brothers and let them take a good look!"

"Brothers?" Su Qizhi vaguely realized something, and asked suspiciously.

"Seven Ultramans." Snape lazily added from the side, "—and their families. They came out to help during the decisive battle. An was reluctant to let them go, and they settled down in this world."

God, there are eight Ultramans in the Marvel world... and eight ugly ones can't beat them.

Su Qizhi suddenly felt even happier.

The robots of the Iron Legion flew out one by one, and under the control of the smart butler Friday, they went out to buy party food.Tony was pulled over by the curious Black Widow and Hawkeye, wanting to hear what the other world is like.

Su Qizhi was not neglected either.The young man named An Chunzhi came over hesitantly, lowered his voice hesitantly, but still asked him curiously: "Actually... I am a little troubled, you should be the same as me. I don't know if you are usually How did you solve it?"

"What?" Su Qizhi always felt that An Chunzhi had an inexplicable sense of familiarity, which made him feel very kind.

An Chunzhi is still young, and instinctively feels that the black-haired man in front of him has the feeling of an old soul gem father... probably like a more reliable older friend.The little question he was about to ask had been bothering him for a while, but it wasn't something to discuss with Dad.

"That's right..." An Chunzhi blushed a little, looked around cautiously to make sure no one was listening to them, "Mie, Chou Chou's physique should be different from that of people on Earth, right? Steve and I Together...you always have to control your weight, although I have learned it, but I still have to be careful."

He blurted out the key words: "Aren't you worried about this problem when you're with Tony?"

"How could it be possible not to worry?" Su Qizhi almost burst into tears, God bless, finally someone can discuss this issue with him!

"When I was seriously injured for the first time, I changed back to a prototype. I couldn't control my weight. Tony was almost crushed to death by me." How did they carry him to the operating table with all the energy of breastfeeding? Su Qizhi couldn't help but blush in embarrassment.

Black history!

"There is also the question of Tony's acceptance of my prototype." Su Qizhi also couldn't help expressing a little worry in her heart, "Actually, I can't accept it myself."

An Chunzhi recalled the ugly appearance of the purple potato, and his expression became very subtle, and he said with difficulty: "Actually... Ultraman's appearance is not good, I will do it for Steve if he can kiss him." He worries."

"Who said it wasn't." Su Qizhi thought about the day he woke up, and Tony rushed forward to kiss him, the big purple potato, ecstatically, agreeing with lingering fear.

The two sighed and looked at each other, inexplicably feeling closer to each other.

"I'll ask Tony to memorize the coordinates of your world when I go back, and I'll come to play with you when I have time." Su Qizhi said, he looked up, and the two Tonys were already sitting together, talking about the large portal he made. principle.Various professional data words flew in the air fearfully, forcing back a group of amateurs around.

"Okay!" An Chunzhi's black eyes were shining, and he suddenly whispered, "Since you have taken care of Steve since he was a child, I still have a question about the Shura field..."

is not that right?

An Chunzhi is the favorite of the Fulian group, surrounded by old fathers and mothers who are eyeing Steve, and An Chunzhi in the middle has to face the problems of the Shura field all the time, which can be said to be sweet troubles.

Su Qizhi is surrounded by his cubs, although they all respect him, but since the decisive battle, the situation has gradually become strangely "Super Premier League fights for the custody of the old father, as a lover, Tony Star K was the first to go and was devastated" or something like that.Su Qizhi always pretends that she is sensitive and thinks too much, but how could he not know about the Shura field around him?

——He could only pretend not to know.

"I'm really worried." Su Qizhi and An Chunzhi looked at each other and sighed deeply.

(End of the third episode)

The author has something to say: An Chunzhi: My name ends with 'zhi'.

Su Qizhi: My name ends with 'zhi'.

An Chunzhi: They call me An.

Su Qizhi: They call me Su...uh, Mr. Su.

An Junzhi: I am Ultraman Tiga with explosive combat power.

Su Qizhi: I am Mie (Crab) Chou Chou, who also has explosive combat prowess.

An Chunzhi: I am the favorite of Avengers.

Su Qizhi: My group loves the reunion.

An Chunzhi: I have seven older brothers!

Su Qizhi: I have at least seven... cubs.

An Chunzhi: My system is my father!

Su Qizhi: My system is my son.

An Chunzhi: I always make Steve cry on the bed.

Su Qizhi: I'm sorry, but Tony always makes me cry.

An Chunzhi: I couldn't control my weight before, it was [-] tons!Steve is going to die when I get excited, so I can only accept it as the next one.

Su Qizhi: I can't control my body shape either, Tony was almost scared out of my shadow by me.If I were to attack, I'm afraid I would have to send Tony to the anorectal emergency department every time.

An Chunzhi: My author's name is Yue Banshi.

Su Qizhi: Coincidentally, my author is also called Yue Banshi.

Yue Banshi: ... Hehehehe.

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