Sticker, come here

Seeing the witch twisting her body nervously and flusteredly, Lin Zhengqi stopped laughing, fearing that the kitten would hurt him, he quickly touched its head to tell it to "don't move around".

Xiong Xi's lower lip was also stuck to the popsicle, and he couldn't speak well, but seeing Lin Zhengqi's attitude towards the cat was completely different from his attitude towards him, he felt annoyed and pulled his tongue again, and found that it was firmly stuck, I had no choice but to wait for Lin Zhengqi to figure out a way.

The cream ice cream in Lin Zhengqi's hand melted quickly, and he didn't care about hygiene anymore. He took the ice cream he had licked and wiped it near the witch's tongue, and the cream melted and flowed to the small piece where the witch was stuck. , and the witch kept pulling out her tongue vigorously, and they separated after a few clicks.

The witch who hid back in the bag howled aggrievedly at the one who failed her, and then fell silent in a melancholy manner.

After solving the small ones, we will solve the big ones.

It was still the creamy ice cream, still rubbed against the golden popsicle, and the milky white liquid slowly fell down.

Xiong Xi was embarrassed for a moment.

"There are things I've forgotten / But I still remember / One night my mother asked me / Why I'm not happy today / I said I had a pair of skateboard shoes in my imagination... rub rub~ rub on this slippery ground ~" Lin Zhengqi wasn't embarrassed, he started singing while wiping.

Fortunately, the weather was hot enough, and the frost on the surface of the popsicle melted together with the cream. Xiong Xi pulled it apart with a little effort, but the lower lip was not ready yet, a little skin was torn off, and a drop of blood leaked out.

When the hustle and bustle was over and the two walked back to the station, the two little girls who had watched the whole process with watermelons at the door of the grocery store behind them began to communicate.

Girl A: "Why don't they come to our house to buy a bottle of water and pour it down?"

Girl B: "You know fart, it's fun."

Xiong Xi has a habit of biting his lower lip with his teeth when thinking about problems. As a result, after eating popsicles and hurting him, he dared not think deeply about life for several days.

The bed had already arrived, and Lin Zhengqi helped prop up the bed and put it in the study room. Fortunately, the study room is big enough and it will not be too crowded after it is installed.In the first few days, Lin Zhengqi acted like he was entertaining guests, buying breakfast and dinner and ordering takeaway or something. Later, he found that Xiong Xi's off-get off work hours were more regular, so he started asking him to bring roadside snacks when he went home.

Xiong Xi refused junk food and asked him: "That time I helped them focus, didn't you say you would cook for me?"

"Have I said it? If you really said it, you can pretend to forget it. I don't know how to do it." Lin Zhengqi acted confidently.

"You can learn it, like fried rice, it's very simple." Xiong Xi felt that Lin Zhengqi is already 25 and should have some life skills.

"Fried rice is simple, but where does the rice come from? You have to cook it. Eating fried rice with eggs alone is not nutritious. You have to eat vegetables, right?" Lin Zhengqi refused.

"But you stay at home all day, what are you doing idle?"

"Who is idle! I want to play with the witch! I also need to take care of the flowers and plants! I also want to pamper my game console!" Lin Zhengqi said as he hugged the witch and walked to the bedroom, "This uncle is so vicious. Let's go into the house and play."

Hearing the "bang" sound of closing the door, Xiong Xi was speechless.

He and Lin Zhengqi seem to have been like this since they went to college, they seem very close, they can say anything and understand each other, as if they are still the same as when they were children; but they seem to be so far apart that a joke excuse can end it In a conversation, both sides talked a little bit deeply.

Xiong Xi stared at the ceiling in a daze in the study, pursed his lower lip to recover himself from the pain.

When he was young, when he licked the iron door, he couldn't remember whether it was because Lin Zhengqi rubbed the iron door to heat it up or he broke it open with all his strength. In the end, his tongue and mouth were full of the sweet smell of rust and his own blood. fishy smell.

It hurts like hell to lick.

Lin Zhengqi's palm scratched a large area, not much skin or flesh, but it was still quite scary to look at.With his hands behind his back to prevent Xiong Xi from seeing him, he stood tall and lowered his head to reprimand him: "It's nothing to do when you're idle!"

Tears welled up in Xiong Xi's eyes, "My classmate said Tiemen is sweet, I want to taste it."

Lin Zhengqi laughed, and immediately tensed up, "Why are you so greedy! If you want something sweet, eat candy."

Xiong Xi lowered his head to listen to his training.

Seeing his pitiful appearance, Lin Zhengqi stopped scolding him, "Have you tasted it, is it sweet?"

Xiong Xi pouted his lips a few times and nodded, "It's a bit sweet."

It was a while after school, and Lin Zhengqi didn't continue to chat with him, and walked beside him with his hands behind his back, "Let's go, let's go home."

Xiong Xigang was frightened, so he subconsciously pulled Lin Zhengqi's hand, but Lin Zhengqi fiercely refused to let him pull him, "Man, there is nothing to be afraid of such a small thing, go by yourself!"

Aggrieved, Xiong Xi forcefully opened his eyes wide to hold back the tears.

Lin Zhengqi couldn't bear to go around to the other side, and held him with his uninjured hand, "Oh, I'm afraid of you, let's go, let's go quickly."

Xiong Xi thinks that his happiest age is probably before the age of 12. I don’t know if it’s because his happy memory is too deep. Even though it happened at such a young age, he can even remember a roadblock clearly.

When I got up early in the morning, when I passed by the living room, I saw Lin Zhengqi muttering to the little black cat, and the cat drooped its head and barked back from time to time.

Xiong Xi held his toothbrush and brushed in the living room, listening to their conversation.

Lin Zhengqi: "What are you in love with this summer?"

"Meow?" Hey put me down!

Lin Zhengqi: "You are only a few months old and you are in heat, you are still a little girl, okay?"

"Meow!" Yes, I am a beautiful little princess!

Lin Zhengqi: "Do you know the difference between men and women?"

"Meow!" Crazy, put me down!

Lin Zhengqi: "Don't you feel ashamed?"

Xiong Xi interjected, "What's the matter?"

Lin Zhengqi looked up, and then went back to glaring at the witch, "This guy is in heat early in the morning, step on my balls! Step on me rhythmically! And f*cking left and right!"

"Pfft——" Xiong Xi's toothpaste froth spewed out, remembering that the cat used to "cut the bow" at him.

The witch heard Xiong Xi laugh and turned her head to look back at him.

"Meow meow!" Did you know that this human has a fish in his crotch like you!

Xiong Xi went to the bathroom to rinse his mouth and wash his face before coming out again, "I thought you knew her virtue long ago, so you named her 'Dirty Woman'."

"Huh?" Lin Zhengqi didn't understand what Xiong Xi's "dirty woman" meant when he pronounced it emphatically.

"That, dirty girl, dirty." Xiong Xi explained again patiently.

"Dirty..." Lin Zhengqi waited for a moment, scratched the kitten's pink nose, "You changed your name, and you will be called dirty woman from now on! dirty woman!"

"Meow?" The kitten didn't feel any change in the way these mortals respected it. Seeing that the curtain was suddenly blown by the wind, it jumped out of Lin Zhengqi's arms to play with it.

Xiong Xi got up early, took bread and milk from the refrigerator and put them in the microwave to heat them up. Just as he was about to ask Lin Zhengqi how much he ate, the other party shouted at the top of his voice, "Don't warm it up for me, I want instant noodles."

"Eat instant noodles early in the morning?"

"How long does it take to enjoy the delicious food?" Lin Zhengqi bit the plastic fork and looked eagerly at the instant noodle bucket.

"Would you consider learning how to cook?" Xiong Xi frowned.

"Why don't you learn?" Lin Zhengqi rolled his eyes.

"I'm at work."

"Oh...By the way, when you get off work, check to see if you have a stall over there. There is a lot of traffic there. I have almost spent my money and plan to start work."

"So you really don't want to learn how to cook?" Xiong Xi asked again.

"Xiong Xi." Lin Zhengqi suddenly called his name with a serious expression.

Xiong Xi couldn't help sitting up straight, "Huh?"

Lin Zhengqi smiled: "Are you talking nonsense?"

"..."

In the end, Lin Zhengqi was not able to persuade Lin Zhengqi to try to touch the pots and pans. Xiong Xi went out with a briefcase. When he was changing his shoes, he saw Lin Zhengqi scolding the filthy woman for some reason. The irritability caused by the hot summer wind It also seems to have calmed down a lot.

He remembered that time when he came home after licking the iron gate and was scolded. Mama Xiong threatened him while applying medicine to him: "You won't be able to marry a wife if you lose your face like this!"

Xiong Xi didn't quite understand the meaning of marrying a daughter-in-law, but seeing his mother's serious appearance, he thought it should be a big deal. When he saw Lin Zhengqi the next day, he began to convey his mother's concerns.

Lin Zhengqi laughed loudly at that time, pinched his cheek, and joked that he wanted to marry a wife at such a young age.

After laughing, he patted his head again, "It's okay, I will marry you after I really can't marry a wife."

Xiong Xi still doesn't quite understand who is marrying whom, but seeing Lin Zhengqi smile, he knows that he is teasing him, so he straightened his back and stretched his neck and shouted at him: "You bragging!"