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After dealing with Papa Xiong's funeral, Xiong Xi should have rushed back to the company immediately, but Mama Lin finally saw the two sons again, and refused to let them go, letting them stay at home for another two days.

Lin Zhengqi didn't care, and Xiong Xi thought about it, but it didn't matter either.

So he stayed so capriciously.

In the evening, Xiong Xi cleaned up the meals with Aunt Qin in the kitchen, and Lin Zhengqi chatted with his mother in the living room, "Mom, Xiao Xizi is in a bad mood recently, how can I comfort him?"

"Aren't you showing your love to your poor old mother now?" Lin Ma gave Lin Zhengqi a blank look. She also knew that Xiong Xi was not feeling well, but she refused Lin Zhengqi to use this disgusting tone to talk to her. Take care of your boyfriend.

"Seriously, how did I survive when Lin Wendong left?"

"Lin Wendong... Hey, boy, can you walk differently from this way?" Lin's mother couldn't bear it and knocked her son on the head, "But speaking of it, you became such a mess at that time, I was afraid that you would go astray, so I kept going You pretended to be sick, remember?"

"I don't remember." Lin Zhengqi said carelessly, "How do I remember that you don't care about me being busy making money?"

"Cough cough." Lin's mother clenched her fist and coughed a few times, "It's all in the past... You were quite decadent for a while, and I pretended to be sick for a while to attract your attention, so that you know that I need to You, then it is very useful."

Lin Zhengqi finally remembered, so there was no pretending to be sick. Mama Lin's stomach bleeding back then was clearly written on the diagnosis sheet. He didn't expose Mama Lin's words, and nodded, "I'll go back and think about it."

After thinking about it all night, it was impossible to pretend to be sick. Xiong Xigang was terribly frightened by his father's illness, and it would be bad if he did this again, leaving him with a psychological shadow.

But it's quite easy to let Xiong Xi know that he needs him very much, just pretend to be mentally retarded, right?

The character design in the new book he drew for Feng Han is like this, a little shou who is so mentally retarded that he will act like a baby when he doesn't do anything, and a moron Gong who fucks his old father's heart and mother's life, that shou Acting like a baby in different ways every day, I feel that IQ will not exceed [-], and I am just short of making Gong shit and piss.

Lin Zhengqi once asked Feng Han seriously: "What is the meaning of this book?"

Feng Han pushed the frame of the glasses with his middle finger, "It's just like the picture I asked you to draw, in order to unlock new poses."

So this whole book is devoted to discussing the great harmony of life and unlocking the ultimate mysteries of the universe. There is nothing to do except to do it.

Lin Zhengqi flipped through the little yellow pictures he drew, and then searched for various plots in the original book where the weak chicken was being coquettish, trying to play the role of a mentally handicapped Xiong Xi to let Xiong Xi know that he needed him very much.

The next morning, Mama Lin and Aunt Qin went to work. Before leaving, they told them that it was hot outside, so they should stay at home and not run around. There was everything in the refrigerator.

Xiong Xi had nothing to do, so he found some fruits from the refrigerator, washed them, put them in a fruit bowl, brought them to the coffee table in the living room, lay on his back on the sofa, and checked the news on his phone.

Lin Zhengqi nestled in the study and read the little Huang Wen for a long time, and ran out smugly, saw Xiong Xi lying down, ran over and threw himself on him.

The scene in the book is very warm, but Lin Zhengqi overlooked a little bit, the husband and wife in the book have a height difference of nearly [-] centimeters, and they are petite and cute when they are buried in Gong's arms when they are rushed towards them.But there was only two centimeters difference in height between him and Xiong Xi. When he pounced, Xiong Xi almost spat out the last night's meal, clutching his stomach and moaning in pain, "How did I mess with you?"

Lin Zhengqi was also quite embarrassed, but he was so flustered, he could only shrink his hands and feet, lying on Xiong Xi's chest, poking his fingers on Xiong Xi's chest, "I want to hug."

Xiong Xi recovered from the heavy blow just now, hugged Lin Zhengqi's back with one hand, and looked at his mobile phone with the other, and replied in a low voice, "Yeah."

After looking at it for a while, I felt tired with raising my hand, so I switched hands. When changing hands, I took a small tomato from the fruit plate on the coffee table and put it in my mouth. Only halfway through it, Lin Zhengqi heard the sound and raised his head. She said very coquettishly, "Honey, I want to eat too~"

"Bah—" The little tomato was bitten off by the waist, and the juice inside sprayed Lin Zhengqi's face.

"..."

"..."

Both were silent.

Xiong Xi chewed the tomato and swallowed it down, took out a tissue to help Lin Zhengqi wipe his face, and asked suspiciously after wiping, "What did you call me just now?"

"..." Lin Zhengqi didn't want to speak.

"Did shit get in your head?" Xiong Xi was still puzzled, "Why did you say something so disgusting just now?"

"..." Lin Zhengqi continued not wanting to speak.

"I don't have a fever." Xiong Xi removed his hand from Lin Zhengqi's forehead, and took another small tomato, "Do you still want to eat it?"

Although Lin Zhengqi didn't speak, he opened his mouth to let Xiong Xi feed the tomato in. Just now Xiong Xi sprayed his face, Lin Zhengqi really wanted to fight back, he bit off the tomato with his mouth half open. Tomatoes lived up to expectations and sprayed out yellow water again, but the direction was not right! —— Lin Zhengqi was thinking when Xiong Xi continued to wipe his neck with the piece of paper just now.

Lin's mother didn't come back at noon, Xiong Xi cooked for Lin Zhengqi, Lin Zhengqi did not give up and reviewed the yellow book again, ran over and threw Xiong Xi from the back, Xiong Xi was chopping vegetables The knife cut in his hand mercilessly, blood flowed from his index finger.

Xiong Xi poured cold water on his finger, frowned and sucked the wound, "Walk carefully as you walk, if this is chopping ribs, your finger would have been served with it just now. Why do you want me?"

Lin Zhengqi felt his scalp tingling when he thought about the picture of Xiong Xi's fingers mixed with ribs. He couldn't get a word out of what he wanted to say, "The baby is a sloth and needs to be hung on a big tree", so he scratched his head, "I Go get you a Band-Aid."

While eating and taking a nap, Xiong Xi looked at Lin Zhengqi who had finished washing the dishes and returned to the bedroom, put the book he had just read on the bedside, and asked again, "What's the matter? You feel weird."

Lin Zhengqi said it very smoothly this time, "Baby feels bitter, but baby doesn't say anything."

Xiong Xi poked his temple with his index finger in doubt, and asked him, "Who is the baby?"

"..." Lin Zhengqi lay down and pulled up the quilt to sleep soundly.

In the afternoon, Mama Lin came back early, carrying a big bag with Aunt Qin. Lin Zhengqi went over to take a look at the bag, and said "Huh" in disgust, "It's bloody."

Lin Ma opened Lin Zhengqi's eyes contemptuously, and took the leg of lamb into the kitchen, "It's hot today, and I want to drink lamb soup. When I came back, I saw a black lamb that was slaughtered on the road. I bought a leg and stewed it together tonight." drink up."

Aunt Qin liked Xiong Xi very much, so she greeted him without looking outside, "Xiong, come and help me."

Xiong Xi responded, and Lin Zhengqi and Lin Ma were in the living room again.

The mother and son didn't really want to argue with each other, so Mama Lin found a legal program to watch a column drama. Lin Zhengqi took a computer and sketched a picture of Xiong Xixi drinking mutton soup, and posted it on Weibo.

A few days ago, he signed the contract with the studio. The first Weibo post he posted was a cute picture and anthropomorphic picture of Xiong Xixi. The so-called anthropomorphic picture is actually a sketch drawn by Xiong Xiong. He added on Weibo: "What I don't allow others to rob is not just the work, but also the image in the work, my lover."

Because his gender is marked as male, and Xiong Xixi's image is obviously a man, this "lover" made Mi Fensi, who was only concerned about the plagiarism incident, smell something extraordinary, Lin Zhengqi himself did not expect , Weibo inexplicably attracted a lot of fans, and Feng Han wrote a "joke haha" short pornographic article in fear of chaos, and then Aite sent him...

Anyway, the microblog of "Linhaha" is soaring every hour at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Xiong Xi followed Lin Zhengqi's Weibo, saw it when he was bored swiping his phone at night, and left a message, "Hee hee."

After staying there, he turned his head to see what Lin Zhengqi was doing, but when he approached, Lin Zhengqi stopped him from looking.Xiong Xi was a little depressed, "Are you secretly hooking up with the little girl?"

Lin Zhengqi was embarrassed to say that he was studying a new posture, so he turned off the pad and put it on the table, and wrapped his arms around Xiong Xi's neck with a "owwow", "It's so boring to eat mutton."

"Just tell Lang, why are you relying on innocent mutton?" Xiong Xi lowered his head and bit his nose, feeling a little angry when he rubbed him.

"What?"

"Do it."

Then it's done.

Lin Zhengqi was kneeling, and Xiong Xi was kneeling behind him, so that both of them could use their strength.But in the middle of the work, Xiong Xi suddenly stopped moving, biting Lin Zhengqi's neck and not speaking.

Lin Zhengqi turned his head and bumped into him, "Why the hell did you stop?"

Xiong Xi still bit him, biting and licking at the same time, the force in his biting body became looser, and he asked him in a muffled voice, "What did you call me today?"

"What what?" Lin Zhengqi was terribly irritable, and he moved backwards lightly, but every time he fell, Xiong Xi would follow him, and he couldn't get to the bottom of it.

"This morning, on the sofa, what did you call me?" Xiong Xi felt that Lin Zhengqi might beat him up, so he didn't dare to provoke him, so he had to start moving again, coaxing while moving.

"What did you call me?" Lin Zhengqi was a more focused person, at least when he was enjoying himself, he was more focused, his mind didn't turn at all, and he talked with Xiong Xi.

"Think about it carefully." Xiong Xi punched hard twice.

Lin Zhengqi felt a little pain, he let out a "hiss", and his consciousness became clearer, "Husband?"

"Yeah." Xiong Xi was so happy, he pushed the person who was kneeling down directly, bit his neck and shoulders and gnawed wildly, it was the first time he was so excited in more than a month.

The next day.

Xiong Xi rubbed white ointment on Lin Zhengqi's stomach bump with his fingers, and the mystery of allergies that had not been solved for many years was answered.

He calmly said to Lin Zhengqi: "You are right, those muttons are not innocent."