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After lighting the last firecracker in his hand, Lin Zhengqi patted the ashes on his hands, played with the lighter and asked Xiong Xi, "Why don't you go home and see for the Chinese New Year?"

"No." Xiong Xi frowned, "Didn't you quit smoking, why are you still carrying a lighter all day long?"

"Light it up." Lin Zhengqi joked, "When are you going to tell your dad?"

"Say what?" Xiong Xi watched as Lin Zhengqi put the lighter back into his trouser pocket, and chatted with himself seriously.

"Talk about our business, let's talk about it and settle it early."

"I'm not going to talk about it." Xiong Xi didn't want to talk about it, but he had to talk about it, with a bad expression on his face, "I'll just keep it a secret for the rest of my life."

"What kind of lie can last a lifetime, you might as well just say it. Look at my mother, who is looking for life and death, she accepts it very quickly." Lin Zhengqi also frowned, his appearance was similar to that of Xiong Xi.

Xiong Xi smiled wryly, "You see, if I don't go home during the Chinese New Year and say I'm working out of town, won't he just believe it?"

Just as Lin Zhengqi was about to say something, Xiong Xi interrupted, "Do you know how to lie to someone?"

"Huh?" Lin Zhengqi walked closer to Xiong Xi.

"It depends on who you are deceiving. If it is someone who doesn't care about you, it is easy to deceive, because they will not verify whether what you say is true." Xiong Xi paused, and looked deeply at Lin Zhengqi's face. Eyes, "You can never fool someone who cares about you."

Lin Zhengqi felt uncomfortable when he was watched, and he ruffled Xiong Xi's hair irritably, "It's alright, alright, you can do whatever you want, and you can hide it if you want."

Xiong Xi tilted his head, put his face on Lin Zhengqi's hand, pouted, "Suddenly I feel so pitiful, give me a quick kiss."

There was no one around, Lin Zhengqi leaned forward, when the phone rang, it was Lin Ma, who had been watching the two getting closer by the window, and when she picked up the phone, she yelled, "Don't be outside. Honey, come home!"

Lin Zhengqi smiled helplessly, hung up the phone, and quickly "tweeted" Xiong Xi, and the two walked home.

The days after the new year flew by, and Xiong Xi, who had lived in the Lin family for more than a month after eating Lantern Festival on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, was finally going back to school.On the eve of departure, Lin Zhengqi and Lin Zhengqi packed several bags of food and clothing prepared by Aunt Qin.

Lin Ma stood at the door and muttered, "I really have menopausal syndrome, and I feel empty in my heart that you are going to leave."

"Ask Aunt Qin to move in and live with you, just the two of you as companions." Lin Zhengqi remembered the last time Xiong Xi hid at home for a whole day and night and they didn't find out, and suddenly felt that it was not safe for Lin Mama to be alone at home. .

It took Lin Ma a month to get used to the lively life, and she really didn't want to be alone anymore. She asked Aunt Qin who was busy in the kitchen, "Xiao Qin, how did your blind date go back to your hometown?"

Aunt Qin wiped her hands and came out, "Come on, the ones you find for me are older than the other ones, and the ones who don't have as much money as me are even uglier. What am I trying to do, I'd rather live comfortably by myself."

"Then you are not in a hurry to get married recently, do you want to come and live with me?" Lin's mother didn't know why she remembered Lin Zhengqi's nonsense at the time, "You can choose to live with Lin Wendong or with Aunt Qin, what do you choose?" , inexplicably a little embarrassed.

"Okay. It's close anyway, and there's someone to talk to when you're here for dinner." Aunt Qin agreed easily. Living alone for a long time is indeed easy to get depressed, and it's nice to have a companion you can chat with.

Xiong Xi watched their conversation, and asked Lin Zhengqi in a low voice, "Aren't you going to find a handsome old man for our mother?"

Lin Zhengqi curled his lips, "Don't you just watch the whole world bend over by yourself, okay? They've been good friends for so many years, and they can't find a handsome old man for the time being, so it's okay to keep each other company."

"Oh." Xiong Xi nodded, and then quietly whispered to Lin Zhengqi, "Aunt Qin is also pretty good, Aunt Qin is very pretty."

Lin Zhengqi looked at Aunt Qin seriously, and whispered to him, "Yeah, you have a good temper, and you're super punctual!"

Lin Zhengqi felt that the biggest advantage of being with Xiong Xi was that when he went to the street and saw beautiful women, he could exchange his impressions with each other without shy away, although, uh, it was useless to communicate.

The high-speed rail went north all the way, and his hometown slowly retreated. Xiong Xi felt that these days were like a dream. He got Mama Lin's consent so easily, and the future seemed smooth.

He asked Lin Zhengqi, "Is there anything you want to do when you go back?"

Lin Zhengqi replied without hesitation: "Go pick up the dirty woman."

"I think the dirty woman and Feng Han are having a good time." Xiong Xi deliberately teased him, "Happier than being by your side."

"Did the dirty woman laugh?" Lin Zhengqi tried hard to recall, "Nonsense, she loves me the most, shut up."

"I'm laughing, my mouth is grinning to my ears." Xiong Xi took Lin Zhengqi's mobile phone to flip through the photos, and found the photo of Feng Hanfa's dirty woman sticking out her tongue, and showed him: "Cats can only be trusted if they trust me." You forget to put your tongue in your mouth when you are around people, like this." After he finished speaking, he pulled his tongue out with a mentally handicapped look.

"I want peanut and melon seed drink..." The oncoming train salesman yelled halfway when he saw Xiong Xi's appearance, choked his saliva in his throat and coughed.

Xiong Xi quickly put away his tongue, picked up the magazine in front of the seat to cover his face.

Lin Zhengqi touched Xiong Xi's face frivolously, "You've been very lively recently."

Xiong Xi was so focused that he couldn't hear anything...an advertisement for selling medicine.

Lin Zhengqi did what he said, he didn't return home when he left the station, and went straight to Feng Han's house, but it was a coincidence that he knocked on the door for more than ten minutes before someone came to open the door.

It was Wang Can who looked resentful and only wore a vest.

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The three of them were silent at the door with different expressions, until Feng Han came out wearing a nightgown, and asked lazily, "Is it Lin Zhengqi?"

Wang Can let out a "hmm" and opened the door to let the two of them in.

The door of the bedroom was wide open, and the mess on the bed showed that something indescribable had happened here just now, the most unforgivable thing was... the dirty woman was screaming spring on the big window sill of the bedroom.

Lin Zhengqi put his luggage in the living room, entered the bedroom filled with the smell of joy, and came out hugging the drunken woman who was licking her tail, and said to Feng Han with a reproachful face: "How can you let me do it when you do bad things?" Look! She's still a child!"

"Heh." Feng Han sat on the sofa and drank tea from a white porcelain cup, "Child? You hugged my slippers and swayed your hips and tails on the first day you came. I thought there was a seal inside her. With Teddy."

"Impossible! The dirty woman is not the kind of cat you mentioned!" Lin Zhengqi hugged the fatter and fatter black cat, stroked her round head, and defended her.

However, the dirty woman didn't seem as excited as he was. Seeing the former excrement shovel officer's expression, she was even confused for a moment, but it was only for that moment. Soon she recognized Lin Zhengqi, and happily stretched out her paws towards Lin Zhengqi. Slap on the face.

Wang Can followed suit: "Really, this cat gnaws cat grass every day. After gnawing, it basks in the sun and gets drunk. Then, when it regains its energy, it goes to dry Feng Han's fluffy slipper. No matter how hard it is, it won't listen."

"You still beat her?" Lin Zhengqi was shocked.

Just as Wang Can was about to defend himself, Feng Han stopped him, "Hurry up and take your cat home, I'm about to be annoyed to death by it."

"How could you treat a beautiful lady so rudely!" Lin Zhengqi started to defend his shortcomings when he heard the two people complain about the filthy woman, and then asked, "Wang Can, why are you here?"

Wang Can looked at the expressionless Feng Han and coughed: "Come to pay New Year's greetings."

"Oh. We are also here to pay New Year's greetings, let's go together." Seeing that he was still pretending, Lin Zhengqi urged them to go together.

Xiong Xi didn't even change his shoes, he had been standing in the porch listening to Lin Zhengqi talking about Balabala, who was like a cross talk, now seeing that he even cared about people's relationship, he couldn't bear it, stepped forward and pulled Lin Zhengqi away, "Go back, hungry died."

Lin Zhengqi stood still, intending to create trouble for Feng Han, who spoke ill of the filthy woman, and changed his mind, "I'm here, why are you in such a hurry, let's eat here, my mother brought some specialties." Hot pot base."

Xiong Xi looked troubled, and then whispered to him: "Stop eating spicy hot pot."

Lin Zhengqi knew from his appearance that he was thinking about something embarrassing, and suddenly blushed.The two men were flirting with each other in front of the other two men. They couldn't bear to look at the dirty woman anymore, and jumped out of Lin Zhengqi's arms.

In the end, the meal was still not finished, but Wang Can was also sent away by Feng Han and the two of them.

Walking on the road, Lin Zhengqi gloated and asked, "Looking at the two of you, it seems that you haven't gotten into a relationship."

Wang Can is thicker than him, "Love is such a thing, what's the point of talking about it, just do it."

Xiong Xi didn't want Wang Can to mislead Lin Zhengqi, so he asked casually, "Are you going back to school today?"

"Well, otherwise, I just arrived today, and I came here as soon as I put my things in the dormitory. I thought I could stay overnight, but you messed up the situation..."

"If you can't take it by yourself, don't rely on Lin Zhengqi." Xiong Xi was more defensive than Lin Zhengqi.

Wang Can was taken aback for a moment, then smiled, Xiong Xi is unkind, so don't blame him for being unrighteous.

He took two steps closer to Lin Zhengqi, "I met Su Jing when I was returning to school today. She seems to have prepared a New Year's gift for you. Give it to me and let me take it to the dormitory and wait for Xiong Xi to hand it over to you. I will give it to you tomorrow." Go home, I'm afraid that Xiong Xi will not know which ditch to throw it into."

Su Jing?

Su Jing...

Oh Su Jing!

Lin Zhengqi thought for a long time before he remembered who it was. This happened 800 years ago. Why did Su Jing give him a New Year's gift?

Xiong Xi let out a "hehe", and looked at Wang Can with eyes full of love for classmates: "I will try my best to recommend to Teacher Sui to add your name to the spot check quota for plagiarism checks."

"..." Wang Can wanted to kneel down as soon as his knees softened, but seeing Xiong Xi's heartless smile, he knew it was useless.

Two days later, the New Year's gift was still in Lin Zhengqi's hands, a... red milk cotton scarf.

Xiong Xi took the similar scarf that he and Lin's mother woven together and planned to throw it out of the window, Lin Zhengqi knelt on the bed and hugged Xiong Xi's thigh and begged for mercy: "Don't throw it, don't throw it, I don't dare to provoke girls anymore. "

Xiong Xi glanced back at him with an unreasonable liking in his eyes, but he still pretended to kick Lin Zhengqi away with his leg.

He closed the window, put away his hands, sat on the bed with folded arms, and said to Lin Zhengqi who was kneeling facing him, "Will you love me forever?"

Lin Zhengqi nodded sharply.

Xiong Xi suppressed his smile, "I love you more than a dirty woman?"

Lin Zhengqi hesitated for three seconds, seeing that Xiong Xi was about to get angry, he howled and threw Xiong Xi down, and then...

Sit on it and move by yourself.

Outside the door that she forgot to close, the dirty woman had already sat down skillfully and dignifiedly, raised her back foot and licked it, watching the big scene in front of her with relish.