Sticker, come here

"I'm back." Because Lin Zhengqi didn't make a sound, Xiong Xi felt strange, so he walked to the door of his bedroom and said it again.

"Oh, I got it." Lin Zhengqi was covered with a thin blanket, and turned his back to the door, "Come back when you come back, it's not the emperor coming, should I greet you with a whip and a gong. "

"What's the matter, did you eat gunpowder?" Xiong Xi became even more curious, and went straight into the room. When he was approaching the bed, he suddenly heard Lin Zhengqi shout, "Don't come here!"

You know that people's curiosity is endless, if you don't let me come over, then I must come over.

Xiong Xi not only passed by, but also knelt down on the bed with one leg openly, leaned over to look at Lin Zhengqi's face, "What's the matter?"

Lin Zhengqi's face was still flushed. After being caught, his body temperature rose sharply. Even his lips turned red. He had an irritable expression.

At this moment, his eyes were bloodshot, and his face was very red. Xiong Xi really thought that he had a fever, so he stretched out his hand to touch his forehead, and then touched his own. It was a little hot.

"I'll go buy some medicine for you? Do you have a thermometer at home? Take your temperature first." Xiong Xi thoughtfully said a lot, only to return to Lin Zhengqi's even more impatient expression, "No need to take medicine, I I didn’t buy food today, so go get something to eat, I’ll be fine after eating.”

"You should take medicine if you are sick. If you don't like taking medicine, let's go to the next clinic and get an injection." Xiong Xi knew that Lin Zhengqi didn't like taking medicine, and didn't want him to resist, so he decided to take him for an injection. .

His determination was mainly manifested in the fact that he directly lifted Lin Zhengqi's blanket.

The belt that was untied in order to liberate nature, the shorts hanging at the bend of the legs, and the boxer underpants with the pattern of small yellow bananas on the gray background...

The two looked at each other.

Xiong Xi became nervous, and called him a title he hadn't called for a long time, "Brother, are you practicing?"

Lin Zhengqi's face was not so red. He covered the blanket again, lay on his back and closed his eyes towards the ceiling and shouted, "Can you fucking disappear for 10 minutes!"

"Hey, good." Xiong Xi stopped talking now, lifted his legs out of bed, and ran out of the bedroom, not forgetting to close the bedroom door considerately before leaving.

A door separates two spaces.

Inside the door is the scene where Xiong Xi can't see and can't guess whether there is a continuation, but outside the door is the harmonious atmosphere of him and the dirty woman turning their fight into friendship.

He sat on the sofa hugging the dirty woman, stroked her hair, and whispered along the way, "He's practicing in there."

The word "practice" was taught to him by Lin Zhengqi, who was not upright.

That summer, he did his homework at Lin Zhengqi's home, and fell asleep on Lin Zhengqi's bed when he got sleepy.Lin Zhengqi, who was already in junior high school at that time, was a young boy in adolescence, and he gradually lost his breath watching the indecent cartoons passed on by his classmates.So when Xiong Xi opened his eyes in a daze, what he saw was Lin Zhengqi who was leaning on the head of the bed doing something indescribable.

He rubbed his eyes, didn't get up, and asked him while lying on his side, "Brother, what are you doing?"

Lin Zhengqi was agitated by the voice, and almost softened. He fooled Xiong Xi, who was not very sensible, and said, "I am practicing, don't disturb me, or I will go crazy."

So Xiong Xi covered his mouth and watched Lin Zhengqi's arms shaking for a long time, then ran to the toilet with a long sigh of relief.

Not long after communicating with the dirty woman, the door was opened, and Lin Zhengqi came out with a slight limp, but the expression on his face was not so good.

Xiong Xi let go of the dirty woman, but the little black cat raised its two paws and hugged its hands, asking him to continue caressing, so he sat there and asked, "Is it okay so soon?"

Lin Zhengqi looked dissatisfied with desire, "What a fart, it's good that you didn't get sick from being frightened."

Xiong Xi was quite aggrieved, "Didn't I come out, you just go ahead."

Lin Zhengqi continued to lose his temper, "Continue to be a fart, the feeling is gone, you are outside, how can I continue?"

"It's not right for me to be outside? Then I go in to watch the battle?" Xiong Xi smiled.

"Watch the battle, I don't know if it will be tough or not." Lin Zhengqi looked like a dirty woman who had been robbed of a ball of wool.

"Then what should I do...how about I help you?" Xiong Xi proposed a good suggestion for sustainable development.

"Help me." Lin Zhengqi pulled out his chair and sat on the dining table, waiting for the food to heal the sores in his heart.

"I said I'd help you, and you said I'd help the ass, so what are you?" Xiong Xi usually didn't like to talk, but when he came to Lin Zhengqi's place, he not only talked a lot, but also had reasons that made it impossible to refute.

"I'm a fart, I'm a fart, I'm a fart! It's okay! Damn it, hurry up and get out the rice, I want to eat!" Lin Zhengqi was really upset, because he had been injured for a long time and hadn't liberated his nature, so he finally wanted to be happy Lehe, this kid came back to spoil the situation, and when he came out of the bedroom to clean him up, he found that his little brother was so sluggish that he didn't want to play anymore.

This feeling, how should I put it... Have you ever held back a fart?I ate hot pot the night before and ruined my stomach, but the next day I had to hold my fart in a very formal occasion.

That's probably how it feels.

Xiong Xi knew the times well and threw the dirty woman into Lin Zhengqi's arms and let him coax him, or coax him, went into the kitchen to wash his hands, and then heard a rhythmic "da da da" coming from the kitchen The sound of chopping vegetables.

Lin Zhengqi was puzzled, and resolved his unhappiness within a minute. He walked over and leaned against the kitchen door frame to look inside, "Did you buy food?"

"Didn't you buy it a few days ago, and you didn't tell me when you went out this morning." Xiong Xi cut up the onion and ginger, turned to look at Lin Zhengqi, "there is beef in sauce in the refrigerator, I'll fry some lettuce and braise rice Just do it."

A few days ago, Xiong Xi bought a rice cooker to cook rice.

"Why do we have lettuce in our house? Eh? And scallions?" Lin Zhengqi had no memory of when these foods ran into his refrigerator.

"It's not scallions, it's the pot of narcissus you raised that I picked up." Xiong Xi said with a serious look.

"Pull it down, you think I'm stupid." Lin Zhengqi said so, and ran to the flowers and plants on the balcony to take a look. After looking at it for a few seconds, he realized that he had never raised narcissus at all.

He was a little annoyed, and even annoyed that his liberation nature was disturbed. He, Lin Zhengqi, was a person who would scatter fire, and the way to scatter fire was very simple. Ula splashed the water on Xiong Xi's face all at once, and said without sincerity, "Ah, I'm sorry, I missed it."

Xiong Xi lifted the hem of his T-shirt and wiped his face. The muscles on his lower abdomen tensed a bit, but when the clothes were put down, his face remained expressionless. He turned off the fire and put the dishes on the plate, "Let's eat."

The most angry person in a quarrel is when you are already at your sword point, but the other party is like the second idiot next door who doesn't know that you are provocative at all, and even laughs at you while biting his finger.

Damn it's really suffocating!

Lin Zhengqi stopped provoking Xiong Xi, or changed his way of provoking. Instead of eating the lettuce fried by Xiong Xi, he washed the leftover lettuce, wrapped it with beef, and ate it with his mouth sucking. Eat it with vegetable leaves, how you should eat it.

Xiong Xi ate the whole plate of greens by himself, and didn't eat a few bites of meat. Lin Zhengqi ate all the meat. He was not annoyed, but he asked in a good-tempered manner, "You like this sauced beef, I'll go to the supermarket tomorrow Buy some."

Seeing that Lin Zhengqi didn't speak, Xiong Xi continued, "I won't go to work tomorrow, so I'll go buy some bones and make soup. I heard that it's for calcium supplementation."

Lin Zhengqi answered in frustration, "Just take calcium tablets for calcium supplementation."

"Calcium tablets are not as delicious as bone soup... Forget it, then you can take calcium tablets, I will drink it myself." Xiong Xi was also a little upset.

"Tomorrow Su Jing asked me to drink coffee." Lin Zhengqi suddenly straightened up, looking at Xiong Xi with radiance.

"You can't drink coffee." Sure enough, Xiong Xi's expression immediately turned ugly, "The doctor said you can't drink black tea and coffee."

"The coffee shop is not only for coffee, I can order juice." Lin Zhengqi felt that although it was unethical for him to make fun of his sweetheart, making Xiong Xi angry would satisfy his current bad taste, so he was shameless, "Drink After coffee, we still have to go to the comic show, and after the comic show, we have to have dinner, maybe we won’t go home after dinner.”

The more Lin Zhengqi talked, the happier he became. He moved his face closer to Xiong Xi, trying to magnify every inch of his distorted expression, so triumphant that it made people want to slap him.

Xiong Xi was a little annoyed at first, but after seeing how happy he was, he calmed down, "It's up to you."

"Huh? Su Jing? We might not go home at night~ to do things that only adults can do~" Lin Zhengqi had a strange expression on his face.

Xiong Xi was already planning to go to the pharmacy downstairs to buy sleeping pill powder for Lin Zhengqi to drink half a bottle.

Before the fire was lit again, Lin Zhengqi leaned back dejectedly, "I'm angry."

"Why are you angry?" Xiong Xi asked perfunctorily as he was still planning to give him sleeping pills.

"Aren't you angry when you're interrupted when you're fucking masturbating?" Lin Zhengqi's expression was a little slumped and a little ruffian, and when Xiong Xi looked up at him, he was a little at a loss for what to see in his eyes.

Even the matter of sleeping pills froze in my mind.

"Then... I'm sorry." Xiong Xi obediently admitted his mistake.

He apologized so solemnly, but Lin Zhengqi didn't know how to continue to find trouble, so he said in a big way, "Okay, okay, next time you call me by plane, I will suddenly appear in front of you If you are scared soft, you will know how angry you are."

"Oh." Xiong Xi put the matter of the sleeping pills out of the blue, thinking that if Lin Zhengqi suddenly appeared in front of him, it seems... he wouldn't be angry.

"Meow~" The dirty woman just reconciled with Xiong Xi, and she jumped on his lap begging for a hug, but when she saw Xiong Xi's eyes, she jumped away again for some reason.

In the evening, Xiong Xi sat leaning against the wall on the bed in the study and read a book, while Lin Zhengqi worked at the desk.Since I took over other people's work, it's better to finish it quickly-mainly because this book is so strange!

The cover is relatively simple, just a more atmospheric old style, and the illustrations are more troublesome. Fortunately, the scenes are described in detail and the imagery is quite strong.

He was facing Xiong Xi who was reading a book, and when he drew the faces of the characters, he unconsciously drew like Xiong Xi. Under the bright moonlight, he was squatting on the eaves and smiling at the person sliding down.

Damn, it's inexplicably exciting!

Lin Zhengqi was afraid that he would lose his inspiration, so he hastily sketched the other illustrations as line drawings. He just drew Hua Sixi's face in detail, and drew it into Xiong Xi's sharp-edged and stern look. , very similar to the description in the book.

After painting for a while, I felt back pain, stretched out my hands and moved around, and sent the sample picture of the eaves to the group.

Just after sending it out, he heard the beeping message, and the girls in the group praised him. Lin Zhengqi was a little embarrassed. As the only man in the group, he didn't want to chat with them, because when they chatted There are thousands of them, which is too time-consuming.

In the end, he hadn't put on airs for long, and someone in the group posted a message, "The painting is not bad."

This piece of information drew more enthusiastic responses from the girls. Lin Zhengqi clicked into the information and found that there was actually a man in the group, and he knew from the group nickname "Feng Han" that this was the one who had a brain to prevent a man from a man. The author who asked them to roll the lawn instead of asking for help.

Lin Zhengqi didn't know how to reply, and when he was thinking about whether to pretend that he was disconnected, Xiong Xi's face suddenly came closer.The bed was next to the executive desk, Xiong Xi came over silently, Lin Zhengqi had no time to react, and saw Xiong Xi's face as soon as he looked up, he was so frightened that he covered the computer, and said the answer to the girl in the group just now. Gave it to Xiong Xi.

"I'm straight!"