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Chapter 30 Talk Show 2
Chapter 30
"Many people say that my talk show is just a bunch of nonsense." Jimmy standing on the stage spoke very naturally, showing his level as the best Grammy host.
"From the beginning of the opening remarks, what is the host of "Jimmy's Chicken Feather Show" Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy... and so on, a pair of Jimmys made people dizzy." I want to say, get rid of it, I can just keep it simple. Cough cough."
Coughing, Jimmy opened his hand and said loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to "Jimmy's Chicken Feather Show"! Want to know the latest news? Go online and check it yourself. Goodbye everyone!" Wave your hands in a gesture of goodbye.
"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed along with the music.
"Only by comparing can we know what is good. Everyone thinks my original opening speech and host are good." Before waiting for the audience to answer, Jimmy said immediately: "I know you will definitely say yes, then let's continue..."
"Haha!" Everyone was once again amused by Jimmy's shamelessness.
"Actually, there are a lot of news today... For example, middle school students in the New York area are starting school, university studies and so on..." Shrugging, Jimmy said a lot of nonsense: "But in order to highlight the key points, let's go directly to the most important news today. news!"
"Want to know any news?" Jimmy made a look of listening: "Want to know?"
Turning his head to look at the band next to him: "Ren, do you want to know?"
The camera is given to the bass player in the band: "Want to know!"
"But I won't tell you!" Jimmy smiled slightly and said to Ren.At the same time, Renn also played the bass vigorously and made a melody.
"Okay, let's say that, so that today it's not called "Jimmy's Chicken Feather Show", but "Raine's Chicken Feather Show." After enlivening the atmosphere, Jimmy got to the point: "Recently, it's the sprint period of summer vacation. But this year's summer movies are really... As he said that, Jimmy shook his head, as if Hollywood had an unwritten rule that as long as the box office exceeds 2 million US dollars, it will shoot a sequel. Box office success Movies are a brand."
""Shrek 2", "Spiderman 2", "Harry Potter 3" are good, maybe the three episodes of those popular TV series can be released together, isn't it just released once a year, no problem." Jimmy made complaints about the movie sequel system: "And we are also buying such movies now. The three sequels just mentioned happen to be the top three in the box office of the summer so far this year. "Shrek 2" is currently With a box office of more than 4 million US dollars, it has become the most popular film in Hollywood in the past 20 years. It is second only to Spielberg's "et aliens" in 1982. In fact, after seeing this statistics At that time, I always wanted to say a word, second only to "et aliens" in 1982, were movies like "Titanic" and "Lord of the Rings" originally not included in the box office? But let me declare I did not prepare this text, if you have complaints or suggestions, please mail the suggestion letter to abc TV station, thank you!"
After teasing for a while, Jimmy continued to introduce today's movie news: "The adaptation of traditional comics into movies has always been a way that Hollywood likes. There are a total of three comic-adapted movies this year. But judging from the box office, the three films have successes and failures." Yes. It seems that two-dimensional heroes have become three-dimensional, and they are not favored by everyone. Especially "Spider-Man 2", it has been overwhelmingly publicized before it was released. Because it is one of the three major comic heroes in the United States, and it is also Because of the unprecedented success of the first episode of the film in North America. Therefore, the net income of the film was more than 4000 million US dollars in the first weekend of its release, making it the highest-grossing film in history. Is it not that I am not strong, but that the enemy is too fierce?"
"To be honest, in my opinion, why "Spider-Man 2" is not popular, I think it is because of the clothing, the tights are really too small in places that should be big, and too big in places that shouldn't be. Big...or else...hehehe." Jimmy let out a wretched laugh: "I think the box office can at least double again, after all, women in the United States now like to watch movies. Well, maybe some men still Will watch it twice."
"Hahahaha." Accompanied by a piece of music, the audience at the recording site also laughed.
"But seriously, am I the only one who thinks that Doctor Octopus is actually cute when watching "Spider-Man 2"? Well, I admit that the word cute is indeed gay to describe a man, but... so many hands are Wouldn't it be convenient to do other things too?" He said something in a lewd tone, and when everyone was thinking about it, he continued: "For example, cleaning or something..."
"Okay, apart from the few movies just mentioned, there are actually a few other movies worth noting this summer, such as the sci-fi movie that everyone likes very much-"Mechanical Enemy"."
"This movie is an entertainment blockbuster that combines elements of sci-fi and suspense. This is also the strength of Will Smith, who has starred in blockbuster films such as "Sky: Earth Strikes Back" and "Men in Black". The action scenes are hot , the plot has a sense of identity, so the film has easily broken through the $1 million mark in just two weeks after its release."
"There are also detective spy films, and "Bourne Bourne 2" is considered to be the most successful spy series since the "007" series. His box office is also amazing... Well, everyone celebrates the two movie series I believe that next year or the year after that, all kinds of "Mecha Enemy 2" and "Bourne Shadow 3" will appear."
"However, everyone can't see the above movies in theaters anymore. We can only wait for a while to buy DVDs." Jimmy hit the audience a little.
"But..." After a pause, Jimmy went on to say, "But what I'm going to talk about soon is a movie that is being shown. Besides, we have invited the leading actors of the movie. You know, this cost us a lot to make. The team invited them with a huge sum of money. Uh... how much is it?" As if he couldn't remember, Jimmy turned around and asked the band next to him: "Dell, how much did we spend?"
"No money, sir!" said one of the band's saxophonists. "We paid for the plane ticket to New York, and nothing for the board."
"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed at the saxophonist's words.
"Nonsense!" Jimmy said righteously: "I had dinner with them yesterday, why didn't I reimburse the food expenses?!"
"That's your bill, Jimmy," the band's guitarist said.
"..." Jimmy's expression seemed to be frozen, but after that, he adjusted his suit casually, and then continued: "Very well, what we should discuss next is the issue of the salary of invited guests and the salary of the host. There is no necessary connection…”
"Hurry up, let's go to the next session, or they won't leave..." Someone in the band said, "They only know you."
"Okay, let's take a look at the guests we invited today!" Jimmy spoke quickly, and immediately changed his tone and said with a serious look.
"Hahahaha!" Accompanied by the sound of everyone laughing, Fopper came out of the backstage passage with a smile on his face, and there was a burst of applause at the scene. : Ghost Story", they applauded enthusiastically, welcoming Fopper.
"Hi Jimmy!" After shaking hands with Jimmy, Fopper walked to the sofa in the middle of the stage and sat down: "I think we should have a meal after the show." Of course, Fopper in the background listened to all the jokes on the stage arrive.The talk show, of course, pays Fopper.It is inevitable, but if the audience doesn't know, they can just follow what they say.
"No, I have something else to do." Jimmy said righteously.
"I'll treat……"
"But in order to be with you, it's not impossible for me to push back my affairs." Jimmy immediately changed back what he had just said.
Everyone was amused again.After laughing, Jimmy sat on the chair formally, and then said: "Then let me introduce our guest today..."
"Jax, who was caught by a ghost!" Jimmy smiled heartily, and then seemed to realize that he had made a mistake and changed his words: "Okay, it's Fopper. Listen to me, Fopper." The strange mouth shape, the Everyone laughed.But in this way, everyone will know who the fear is.After all, Ghost Story has makeup on, and Fopper's name is easier to remember that way.
"You can also call me Foppers." Fopper also smiled.
"Okay Phoebes." Jimmy immediately changed his mouth, and then immediately sighed: "Adding one more letter is really different, and he will become a god of art in a short while. It seems that I should also add a letter? Hmm ...In fact, there are other meanings without adding it. Please call me shovel, anyway, Jimmy means shovel. Then everyone has Jimmy, right?"
"Ha ha!"
"However, there is a gap between human beings and human beings. He is a god, and I am a shovel..." Shrugging his shoulders, Jimmy made a look of disappointment: "But compared to gods, shovels are cuter, right?" Jimmy Continue to speak shamelessly.
"Many people say that my talk show is just a bunch of nonsense." Jimmy standing on the stage spoke very naturally, showing his level as the best Grammy host.
"From the beginning of the opening remarks, what is the host of "Jimmy's Chicken Feather Show" Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy... and so on, a pair of Jimmys made people dizzy." I want to say, get rid of it, I can just keep it simple. Cough cough."
Coughing, Jimmy opened his hand and said loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to "Jimmy's Chicken Feather Show"! Want to know the latest news? Go online and check it yourself. Goodbye everyone!" Wave your hands in a gesture of goodbye.
"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed along with the music.
"Only by comparing can we know what is good. Everyone thinks my original opening speech and host are good." Before waiting for the audience to answer, Jimmy said immediately: "I know you will definitely say yes, then let's continue..."
"Haha!" Everyone was once again amused by Jimmy's shamelessness.
"Actually, there are a lot of news today... For example, middle school students in the New York area are starting school, university studies and so on..." Shrugging, Jimmy said a lot of nonsense: "But in order to highlight the key points, let's go directly to the most important news today. news!"
"Want to know any news?" Jimmy made a look of listening: "Want to know?"
Turning his head to look at the band next to him: "Ren, do you want to know?"
The camera is given to the bass player in the band: "Want to know!"
"But I won't tell you!" Jimmy smiled slightly and said to Ren.At the same time, Renn also played the bass vigorously and made a melody.
"Okay, let's say that, so that today it's not called "Jimmy's Chicken Feather Show", but "Raine's Chicken Feather Show." After enlivening the atmosphere, Jimmy got to the point: "Recently, it's the sprint period of summer vacation. But this year's summer movies are really... As he said that, Jimmy shook his head, as if Hollywood had an unwritten rule that as long as the box office exceeds 2 million US dollars, it will shoot a sequel. Box office success Movies are a brand."
""Shrek 2", "Spiderman 2", "Harry Potter 3" are good, maybe the three episodes of those popular TV series can be released together, isn't it just released once a year, no problem." Jimmy made complaints about the movie sequel system: "And we are also buying such movies now. The three sequels just mentioned happen to be the top three in the box office of the summer so far this year. "Shrek 2" is currently With a box office of more than 4 million US dollars, it has become the most popular film in Hollywood in the past 20 years. It is second only to Spielberg's "et aliens" in 1982. In fact, after seeing this statistics At that time, I always wanted to say a word, second only to "et aliens" in 1982, were movies like "Titanic" and "Lord of the Rings" originally not included in the box office? But let me declare I did not prepare this text, if you have complaints or suggestions, please mail the suggestion letter to abc TV station, thank you!"
After teasing for a while, Jimmy continued to introduce today's movie news: "The adaptation of traditional comics into movies has always been a way that Hollywood likes. There are a total of three comic-adapted movies this year. But judging from the box office, the three films have successes and failures." Yes. It seems that two-dimensional heroes have become three-dimensional, and they are not favored by everyone. Especially "Spider-Man 2", it has been overwhelmingly publicized before it was released. Because it is one of the three major comic heroes in the United States, and it is also Because of the unprecedented success of the first episode of the film in North America. Therefore, the net income of the film was more than 4000 million US dollars in the first weekend of its release, making it the highest-grossing film in history. Is it not that I am not strong, but that the enemy is too fierce?"
"To be honest, in my opinion, why "Spider-Man 2" is not popular, I think it is because of the clothing, the tights are really too small in places that should be big, and too big in places that shouldn't be. Big...or else...hehehe." Jimmy let out a wretched laugh: "I think the box office can at least double again, after all, women in the United States now like to watch movies. Well, maybe some men still Will watch it twice."
"Hahahaha." Accompanied by a piece of music, the audience at the recording site also laughed.
"But seriously, am I the only one who thinks that Doctor Octopus is actually cute when watching "Spider-Man 2"? Well, I admit that the word cute is indeed gay to describe a man, but... so many hands are Wouldn't it be convenient to do other things too?" He said something in a lewd tone, and when everyone was thinking about it, he continued: "For example, cleaning or something..."
"Okay, apart from the few movies just mentioned, there are actually a few other movies worth noting this summer, such as the sci-fi movie that everyone likes very much-"Mechanical Enemy"."
"This movie is an entertainment blockbuster that combines elements of sci-fi and suspense. This is also the strength of Will Smith, who has starred in blockbuster films such as "Sky: Earth Strikes Back" and "Men in Black". The action scenes are hot , the plot has a sense of identity, so the film has easily broken through the $1 million mark in just two weeks after its release."
"There are also detective spy films, and "Bourne Bourne 2" is considered to be the most successful spy series since the "007" series. His box office is also amazing... Well, everyone celebrates the two movie series I believe that next year or the year after that, all kinds of "Mecha Enemy 2" and "Bourne Shadow 3" will appear."
"However, everyone can't see the above movies in theaters anymore. We can only wait for a while to buy DVDs." Jimmy hit the audience a little.
"But..." After a pause, Jimmy went on to say, "But what I'm going to talk about soon is a movie that is being shown. Besides, we have invited the leading actors of the movie. You know, this cost us a lot to make. The team invited them with a huge sum of money. Uh... how much is it?" As if he couldn't remember, Jimmy turned around and asked the band next to him: "Dell, how much did we spend?"
"No money, sir!" said one of the band's saxophonists. "We paid for the plane ticket to New York, and nothing for the board."
"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed at the saxophonist's words.
"Nonsense!" Jimmy said righteously: "I had dinner with them yesterday, why didn't I reimburse the food expenses?!"
"That's your bill, Jimmy," the band's guitarist said.
"..." Jimmy's expression seemed to be frozen, but after that, he adjusted his suit casually, and then continued: "Very well, what we should discuss next is the issue of the salary of invited guests and the salary of the host. There is no necessary connection…”
"Hurry up, let's go to the next session, or they won't leave..." Someone in the band said, "They only know you."
"Okay, let's take a look at the guests we invited today!" Jimmy spoke quickly, and immediately changed his tone and said with a serious look.
"Hahahaha!" Accompanied by the sound of everyone laughing, Fopper came out of the backstage passage with a smile on his face, and there was a burst of applause at the scene. : Ghost Story", they applauded enthusiastically, welcoming Fopper.
"Hi Jimmy!" After shaking hands with Jimmy, Fopper walked to the sofa in the middle of the stage and sat down: "I think we should have a meal after the show." Of course, Fopper in the background listened to all the jokes on the stage arrive.The talk show, of course, pays Fopper.It is inevitable, but if the audience doesn't know, they can just follow what they say.
"No, I have something else to do." Jimmy said righteously.
"I'll treat……"
"But in order to be with you, it's not impossible for me to push back my affairs." Jimmy immediately changed back what he had just said.
Everyone was amused again.After laughing, Jimmy sat on the chair formally, and then said: "Then let me introduce our guest today..."
"Jax, who was caught by a ghost!" Jimmy smiled heartily, and then seemed to realize that he had made a mistake and changed his words: "Okay, it's Fopper. Listen to me, Fopper." The strange mouth shape, the Everyone laughed.But in this way, everyone will know who the fear is.After all, Ghost Story has makeup on, and Fopper's name is easier to remember that way.
"You can also call me Foppers." Fopper also smiled.
"Okay Phoebes." Jimmy immediately changed his mouth, and then immediately sighed: "Adding one more letter is really different, and he will become a god of art in a short while. It seems that I should also add a letter? Hmm ...In fact, there are other meanings without adding it. Please call me shovel, anyway, Jimmy means shovel. Then everyone has Jimmy, right?"
"Ha ha!"
"However, there is a gap between human beings and human beings. He is a god, and I am a shovel..." Shrugging his shoulders, Jimmy made a look of disappointment: "But compared to gods, shovels are cuter, right?" Jimmy Continue to speak shamelessly.
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