[US Entertainment] From web dramas to Oscars
Chapter 125
"Welcome everyone to watch this Oscars ceremony, I am your old friend, Jon Stewart!" The host Jon Stewart stood on the stage and said: "Well, I am not your old friend, to be honest I'd be terrified of hosting such a big ceremony. Luckily, I learned a trick in Blast Family to wrap my dick in a bag.
Although two years have passed, Fopper's "Blooming Family" is still as popular as ever.At least now Jon Stewart uses one of the memes.
"Hahaha." Everyone was amused by Jon Stewart.And the camera also politely gave Fopper the shot.The man who single-handedly created this classic web drama.
"Look, look, Oscar is definitely the place where you can see the most stars." Jon Stewart looked around for a week, and said in a surprised tone: "And most importantly, you don't have to donate money to the Democratic Party .”
"Haha." Jon Stewart's hosting level is indeed extraordinary, and the jokes come one after another: "I think I need to think about my words when I am hosting, or I will be passed on to showu. Well, but in the end Okay everyone, just watch today's, after all, pirated copies don't give stars money. Look at these stars... oh my god! You are stealing from them! Look at those actresses, they are so poor that they can hardly cover Own boobs!"
The Oscars have begun.But Best Sound Editing, Best Sound Effects, Best Costume... Whether it's "Perfume" or "Blood Diamond", as the Oscar awards were announced one by one, neither film won a single award.Although so many awards were nominated, all of them were ignored like accompanying the prince to study.
The camera scanned Fopper's side frequently, and Fopper knew this, but all he could do was nod and smile, there was nothing else to do.
On the other hand, because showu was broadcasting exclusively in China, China could also see Oscar's live broadcast, and the barrage exploded decisively.
【Oh My God!Look at me!I almost couldn't laugh anymore. 】
[Can't you give me a trophy?At least let him take the stage. 】
[Hey, hey, the one on stage, I'm just an actor, even if it's original music, it's not his turn to be on stage. 】
[If you say you won't have your turn, don't leave! 】
[Don't go +1]
The barrage was chaotic, but without exception, they all felt sorry for Fopper.Many people think that although he won the Golden Globe this time, the Oscars will fail again.And under such circumstances, Oscar gradually came to an end.
"Ahem, there are hundreds of millions of people watching the live broadcast of this year's Oscars, um...I think half of them are waiting to be adopted by Angelina Jolie." Jon standing on the stage Stewart joked.Well, as an ambassador of love for Africa, Angelina's favorite thing is sex, plus her own children, the number has already exceeded the average family.
"So what we're announcing now is the award for Best Supporting Actor, well I hope Brokeback Mountain isn't in it because I know it's going to make my mouth run dry tonight!" Jon Stewart's words made the audience burst into laughter again.After all, "Brokeback Mountain" is indeed the big winner this time, including eight Oscar nominations including the three most important awards, and it also won the Best Original Soundtrack and Best Adapted Screenplay awards before: "But this announces the result I can't let me come, please invite our award presenter..."
"Okay, there are them." James Cur himself took over what Jon Stewart said just now for the award presenter: "This time, the nominees for the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor are..."
"Brokeback Mountain, Jake Gyllenhaal..."
"Syriana, George Clooney..."
"Crash, Matt Dillon..."
"Man of Steel, Paul Giamatti..."
"Blood Diamond, Fopper..."
With the introduction of James Cobain on the stage, there was a huge applause in the whole theater, and finally the most important part of the scene was coming. Above the camera, thousands of guests were all excitedly looking at the big screen on the stage. The big screen is divided into five grids, and the nominees occupy one grid each.In the five grids, the movie performances of the actors nominated this time are displayed respectively.
This time the supporting actor competition still has three key points and two foils as before, although Matt Dillon and Paul Giamatti are indeed old actors, and the movie "Crash" is indeed an art film. Very wonderful.But compared to George Clooney in "Syriana" and Jake Gyllenhaal in "Brokeback Mountain", anyone with a discerning eye can see the gap.Not to mention Fopper's Blood Diamond.
"It's George Clooney, it's George Clooney!"
"Buddha, no God! We must have our Fopper!"
"Please, give Jake Gyllenhaal a statuette!" No matter in front of the TV or computer, or the fans at the scene, all secretly cheered for their idol in their hearts.
"It's nothing." Probably out of fear of Fopper's nervousness, Chris on the side held his hand, and then said in a low voice: "It shouldn't be a big problem. Don't you understand Oscar's rules? So, you are sitting here now." This meant that Oscar would never let someone who did not reach that position sit in the first row.
Sure enough, although James Cobain on the stage pretended to look at the list in the envelope, he finally shouted a name that was very difficult for Europeans and Americans to pronounce.
"This year's Oscar for Best Supporting Actor is...Fopper!"
The loud and noisy voice sounded so deafening that Chris couldn't hear what he said next to Fopper, but Fopper still woke up from the news, just sat on the chair, listening to the boiling shouts and Applause, he already felt like his heart was about to stop.
It's the Oscars!It is different from the small awards won by the last Oscar.It's an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor.
After reacting, Fopper immediately laughed ecstatically, and then hugged Chris who was beside him and exchanged a kiss with him.But the kiss didn't last long. After the two shared their joy briefly, Fopper walked up to the stage with a smile.
The TV broadcast shot swept across several actors who did not win awards at the same time, but they all clapped with smiles on their faces. Some people really didn't expect to win an Oscar, while some were naturally open-minded.For example, George Clooney, this one has even won an Oscar winner.Although it's nice to be honored again, but not getting it doesn't mean you have failed.After all, he now has fame and honor.Then there is the icing on the cake.
Walking onto the stage and taking the statuette from James Cobain, Fopper said slowly: "Two years ago, I was attracted by the dream of becoming a star. At that time, I just wanted to have a perfect performance experience, but when I came to Hollywood, everything is starting to change. Thank you, Hollywood!" Fopper said sincerely, the thunderous applause became the background of his words, and Fopper kept smiling, and his eyes were a little red. Just like that, it was frozen in front of everyone's eyes.
"Then..." Fopper said again: "The thing I need to thank most is my husband. Last year, I tried my best to live and die. Many people say that my acting skills are like this because I have seen through life and death. Big improvement. Being able to call myself an acting school at my age. But what I want to say is that all of this is because of having you by my side...Chris, I love you!" Along with the staff's time Signaling and thunderous applause from the audience, Fopper stepped off the stage.
"I love you!" Say nothing else, and when Fopper returns to Chris, he's kissed.
On the one hand, Chris and Fopper are talking about each other, but on the other hand, Oscar still needs to continue.It is already late at night, and the three most important grand finale prizes are about to be announced.
"We are about to announce the best actor, how about it? Are you excited?" Jon Stewart said: "Then let's see what are the nominations?"
"Perfume first—Fopper!"
"And then there's Capote—Philip Seymour Hoffman!"
"And Brokeback Mountain - Heath Ledger!"
""Hustle and bustle"-Terrence Howard and "Blood Diamond"-Leonardo DiCaprio!" Said the last time, Jon Stewart almost roared out.At the same time, the fans in the field also gave out warm cheers very forcefully.After all, Leonardo won the Oscar, and now it has gradually begun to become a meme.
"Then I think what everyone wants to know the most is whether our Best Supporting Actor will be the big winner this time." Jon Stewart raised a suspense.After all, Fopper's performance in "Perfume" is too good.Excellent enough to be at the top of European film festivals.Although the best film is frequently won by "Brokeback Mountain".But in the best actor, Fopper easily spelled out Heath Ledger.
"So, now I announce..." The award presenter on the stage opened the envelope, and then said a word...
Although two years have passed, Fopper's "Blooming Family" is still as popular as ever.At least now Jon Stewart uses one of the memes.
"Hahaha." Everyone was amused by Jon Stewart.And the camera also politely gave Fopper the shot.The man who single-handedly created this classic web drama.
"Look, look, Oscar is definitely the place where you can see the most stars." Jon Stewart looked around for a week, and said in a surprised tone: "And most importantly, you don't have to donate money to the Democratic Party .”
"Haha." Jon Stewart's hosting level is indeed extraordinary, and the jokes come one after another: "I think I need to think about my words when I am hosting, or I will be passed on to showu. Well, but in the end Okay everyone, just watch today's, after all, pirated copies don't give stars money. Look at these stars... oh my god! You are stealing from them! Look at those actresses, they are so poor that they can hardly cover Own boobs!"
The Oscars have begun.But Best Sound Editing, Best Sound Effects, Best Costume... Whether it's "Perfume" or "Blood Diamond", as the Oscar awards were announced one by one, neither film won a single award.Although so many awards were nominated, all of them were ignored like accompanying the prince to study.
The camera scanned Fopper's side frequently, and Fopper knew this, but all he could do was nod and smile, there was nothing else to do.
On the other hand, because showu was broadcasting exclusively in China, China could also see Oscar's live broadcast, and the barrage exploded decisively.
【Oh My God!Look at me!I almost couldn't laugh anymore. 】
[Can't you give me a trophy?At least let him take the stage. 】
[Hey, hey, the one on stage, I'm just an actor, even if it's original music, it's not his turn to be on stage. 】
[If you say you won't have your turn, don't leave! 】
[Don't go +1]
The barrage was chaotic, but without exception, they all felt sorry for Fopper.Many people think that although he won the Golden Globe this time, the Oscars will fail again.And under such circumstances, Oscar gradually came to an end.
"Ahem, there are hundreds of millions of people watching the live broadcast of this year's Oscars, um...I think half of them are waiting to be adopted by Angelina Jolie." Jon standing on the stage Stewart joked.Well, as an ambassador of love for Africa, Angelina's favorite thing is sex, plus her own children, the number has already exceeded the average family.
"So what we're announcing now is the award for Best Supporting Actor, well I hope Brokeback Mountain isn't in it because I know it's going to make my mouth run dry tonight!" Jon Stewart's words made the audience burst into laughter again.After all, "Brokeback Mountain" is indeed the big winner this time, including eight Oscar nominations including the three most important awards, and it also won the Best Original Soundtrack and Best Adapted Screenplay awards before: "But this announces the result I can't let me come, please invite our award presenter..."
"Okay, there are them." James Cur himself took over what Jon Stewart said just now for the award presenter: "This time, the nominees for the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor are..."
"Brokeback Mountain, Jake Gyllenhaal..."
"Syriana, George Clooney..."
"Crash, Matt Dillon..."
"Man of Steel, Paul Giamatti..."
"Blood Diamond, Fopper..."
With the introduction of James Cobain on the stage, there was a huge applause in the whole theater, and finally the most important part of the scene was coming. Above the camera, thousands of guests were all excitedly looking at the big screen on the stage. The big screen is divided into five grids, and the nominees occupy one grid each.In the five grids, the movie performances of the actors nominated this time are displayed respectively.
This time the supporting actor competition still has three key points and two foils as before, although Matt Dillon and Paul Giamatti are indeed old actors, and the movie "Crash" is indeed an art film. Very wonderful.But compared to George Clooney in "Syriana" and Jake Gyllenhaal in "Brokeback Mountain", anyone with a discerning eye can see the gap.Not to mention Fopper's Blood Diamond.
"It's George Clooney, it's George Clooney!"
"Buddha, no God! We must have our Fopper!"
"Please, give Jake Gyllenhaal a statuette!" No matter in front of the TV or computer, or the fans at the scene, all secretly cheered for their idol in their hearts.
"It's nothing." Probably out of fear of Fopper's nervousness, Chris on the side held his hand, and then said in a low voice: "It shouldn't be a big problem. Don't you understand Oscar's rules? So, you are sitting here now." This meant that Oscar would never let someone who did not reach that position sit in the first row.
Sure enough, although James Cobain on the stage pretended to look at the list in the envelope, he finally shouted a name that was very difficult for Europeans and Americans to pronounce.
"This year's Oscar for Best Supporting Actor is...Fopper!"
The loud and noisy voice sounded so deafening that Chris couldn't hear what he said next to Fopper, but Fopper still woke up from the news, just sat on the chair, listening to the boiling shouts and Applause, he already felt like his heart was about to stop.
It's the Oscars!It is different from the small awards won by the last Oscar.It's an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor.
After reacting, Fopper immediately laughed ecstatically, and then hugged Chris who was beside him and exchanged a kiss with him.But the kiss didn't last long. After the two shared their joy briefly, Fopper walked up to the stage with a smile.
The TV broadcast shot swept across several actors who did not win awards at the same time, but they all clapped with smiles on their faces. Some people really didn't expect to win an Oscar, while some were naturally open-minded.For example, George Clooney, this one has even won an Oscar winner.Although it's nice to be honored again, but not getting it doesn't mean you have failed.After all, he now has fame and honor.Then there is the icing on the cake.
Walking onto the stage and taking the statuette from James Cobain, Fopper said slowly: "Two years ago, I was attracted by the dream of becoming a star. At that time, I just wanted to have a perfect performance experience, but when I came to Hollywood, everything is starting to change. Thank you, Hollywood!" Fopper said sincerely, the thunderous applause became the background of his words, and Fopper kept smiling, and his eyes were a little red. Just like that, it was frozen in front of everyone's eyes.
"Then..." Fopper said again: "The thing I need to thank most is my husband. Last year, I tried my best to live and die. Many people say that my acting skills are like this because I have seen through life and death. Big improvement. Being able to call myself an acting school at my age. But what I want to say is that all of this is because of having you by my side...Chris, I love you!" Along with the staff's time Signaling and thunderous applause from the audience, Fopper stepped off the stage.
"I love you!" Say nothing else, and when Fopper returns to Chris, he's kissed.
On the one hand, Chris and Fopper are talking about each other, but on the other hand, Oscar still needs to continue.It is already late at night, and the three most important grand finale prizes are about to be announced.
"We are about to announce the best actor, how about it? Are you excited?" Jon Stewart said: "Then let's see what are the nominations?"
"Perfume first—Fopper!"
"And then there's Capote—Philip Seymour Hoffman!"
"And Brokeback Mountain - Heath Ledger!"
""Hustle and bustle"-Terrence Howard and "Blood Diamond"-Leonardo DiCaprio!" Said the last time, Jon Stewart almost roared out.At the same time, the fans in the field also gave out warm cheers very forcefully.After all, Leonardo won the Oscar, and now it has gradually begun to become a meme.
"Then I think what everyone wants to know the most is whether our Best Supporting Actor will be the big winner this time." Jon Stewart raised a suspense.After all, Fopper's performance in "Perfume" is too good.Excellent enough to be at the top of European film festivals.Although the best film is frequently won by "Brokeback Mountain".But in the best actor, Fopper easily spelled out Heath Ledger.
"So, now I announce..." The award presenter on the stage opened the envelope, and then said a word...
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