Rihu's Pit Brother's Journey

At the beginning of the journey, Qi Munanzi felt how indescribable the thinking logic of the brothers was.

For example, several people started discussing the upcoming itinerary in the coffee shop, and Yuanyi proposed that the destination of the trip turned out to be the desert.

...For the sake of reconciliation, shouldn't we choose a place rich in delicious food, fun and products when we travel together?Wouldn't choosing a place as harsh as the desert increase the contradictions?

Qi Munanzi read her mind, and found that these two little fairies had left her speechless.

What Ji Guoyuan thought about was: Elder Brother liked Hidden Sand Village very much in the previous dungeon, presumably the environment close to Hidden Sand Village would make Elder Brother relax more easily.The desert trip is in the desert like Hidden Sand Village, my brother must like this itinerary!

However, what Ji Guoyansheng thought was: Ah, the desert, I hate walking in the sun the most, even if I am no longer a ghost, this habit is difficult to change.The sun was too bright, and the hot sun gave me phantom pain, even though it couldn't actually hurt me.Yuanyi, the son of the sun, naturally cannot understand the feelings of a pathetic monster like me.

Wait a minute, is he deliberately subjecting my body to the torture of the sun, making me clearly aware that I am a sinner, and using this form of atonement?As expected of you, Ji Guo Yuan Yi, who accurately grasped my pain points.Since you wish to atone in this way, I can only accept it.

Nanzi: ...

Nanzi: ………

——No, why do you understand your brother's choice in this way!He chose the desert because he thought you liked the desert!

Nanzi: "I don't think traveling in the desert is very good, it's too hot, and ultraviolet rays are not good for the skin. I'm a girl, please take care of me, thank you."

Ji Guoyuanyi: "Ah, is that so." How delicate, he refused to choose the desert that his elder brother likes.But there is no way, even if it is Qi Mujun's avatar, Nanzi is also a girl.

Ji Guoyan Sheng: "Okay. Let's look elsewhere." So delicate, he actually refused Yuan Yi's proposal.But girls are more squeamish and can't help it.

——Don’t communicate with each other at this time, what did you do early! ! !

There's no way, in order to save the world, this squeamish Nanzi Qi Mu can only bear the blame.The next few choices were all dropped by SKIP due to similar reasons. In short, no matter what Yuan mentioned, Yan Sheng would always think in a negative direction, because in the concept of Ji Guo Yan Sheng, he is a sinner, and his younger brother is like a supervisor. His younger brother came with him for his sake, and wanted to travel together just to please him.

However, this situation cannot be explained at all, because once it is shown that Yuan has a high favorability with him, Ji Guoyan Sheng will reduce his favorability with Yuanyi and then leave the team, which is simply an endless loop.

Qi Munanzi, now feels the familiar pain of breaking a slag game card bug.

Yes, because Qi Mu-kun is a superpower and can read minds at any time, if you play a game, if you choose a well-known work, you will be spoiled, and the game will completely lose its entertainment.The result is that he can only choose scumbags that no one plays, and these kinds of works are basically bugs, and they get stuck at every turn, which makes people very angry when they attack.

The current situation is a bit similar to this, but Qi Munanzi has been trained to have a strong psychological endurance by the scumbag game!That's right, it's just a plot bug that is difficult to overcome because of the contradictory setting, he can do it!Anyway, if you continue to follow along, there is always a way to skip this BUG, ​​he firmly believes!

In the end, Nanzi used telepathy to tell Yuanyi to shut up, and she suggested going to Penguin Island herself. This is also because she used telepathy to understand that Yansheng was physically and mentally exhausted and wanted to relax in a more elegant and quiet environment.And Yansheng used to like to practice swords in forests or places without people, so he must have liked places with beautiful natural environments.His pet Quan Nai is an eagle, so naturally he also likes animals very much.Therefore, it has rich vegetation, and it should be in line with his taste to see penguins homing and landing on the island in the evening (avoiding sunshine time).

In this regard, Ji Guoyan Sheng said——

"Well, I think so."

'...Do you like penguins? It really is a girl.It seems that I was the light bulb that accompanied me on this trip. Forget it, Yuanyi managed to find a girl who was compatible with her. As a brother, I will take care of her a little more and make an excuse for them to date again. '

Nanzi: ——I said I’m not in a relationship!

And Yuanyi is already exuding a sense of confusion: "My lord brother, do you mean... actually like Nanzi?"Why is Nanzi's suggestion acceptable, but mine is not!Brother, this Kusuo is a fake, he is the clone of Saiki Kusuo!It's no use investing in her emotionally!If the elder brother really likes Kusuo so much... I can only find the real body of Saiki Kusuo, let him transgender into a girl and become a full elder brother. Anyway, Saiki Kusuo said before that he kept changing when he was in his mother's womb. At the moment of birth, she was actually a female, but later became a male, which is considered a fluid gender. '

Nanzi: ——You are going too far!Why do you force me to accept long-term sex change!Is there any other that doesn't consider my personal consciousness at all!This fate is getting more and more excessive!

Nanzi: "I solemnly declare that I am not interested in men. I hope you don't think too much when traveling together. It is impossible for me to be with any of you."

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Ji Guoyansheng: Are girls so cold and narcissistic nowadays?She is about average in appearance, she is not considered beautiful at all, yet she utters such wild words, as if all men in the world must like her.This girl is so arrogant.

Nanzi: ——You, a person who has more than 3 favorability points for your twin brother but looks disgusted, have the nerve to say that others are cold, narcissistic and arrogant!

Ji Guoyuan [-]: Didn't expect Saiki Kusuo to be so tall, cold and narcissistic?How could my elder brother like her, my elder brother is obviously suitable for a more perfect and noble woman like my mother, if it is not a combination of truth, kindness and beauty, how dare I go to my elder brother!

Nanzi: ——Didn't you come up with it first, you monster boy who loves both mother and brother!Damn it!If he hadn't been able to fight too hard but the world would have been destroyed, I would have beat him up!

Yes, the more Qi Munanzi got along with the brothers, the greater the pressure. Even the eagle Quan Nai, who also likes brainstorming, compared with them, it was normal.

Everyone knows that when you are stressed, it will be reflected in your sleep. For example, some people will talk in sleep when they are stressed, and some people will snore when they are stressed, and so on.

Qi Munanzi, who was under a lot of pressure, walked with the twin brothers and an eagle, and spent the night on the way to Penguin Island. At night——

She's out of superpowers.

That's right, superpowers!

This is an annoyance that only superpowers have. Too much fatigue or mental stress, etc., lead to superpowers out of control.

Saiki Kusuo's leaking superpowers are generally explosions, teleportation, etc., which are relatively common (?!) superpowers.And Nanzi, probably because of her gender difference, her superpowers are extraordinary and very rare!

Of course, this may also be because Qi Munanzi, who was under too much pressure, randomly watched the latest updated drama X Sleeping Microphone from the Internet of this world before going to bed. She looked at the name and thought that this drama was for people to listen to. I thought of a sleepy song, but I didn't expect it to be a funny music series with a very advanced setting.One of the most heavyweight settings is that ordinary weapons are banned, and humans can only use microphones to fight. The principle of the microphone is to convert the sound into a hypnotic wave, causing the opponent to fall into a negative state.In other words, all battles in this worldview are in the form of duets and raps.And to be honest, they all sing well, and the rap is also very touching. Before going to bed, Nanzi still had a good time chasing after her.

After she fell asleep, she lost her super power.

Yes, I think you already have a hunch, this superpower is...

Ji Guoyuanyi: "Good morning, brother, you are going to—"

Ji Guoyansheng took out the microphone from his waist with a serious face: "Yes, I'm going to do morning exercises. Shall we come together, Yuanyi?"

Yuanyi: "...?"

Yuanyi: "...!!"

Yuan Yi: "Okay, my lord brother, I'll come right away!"

Nanzi: ...

Nanzi: ………

In other words, Yuanyi, you are not affected by my super power, why did you accept the status quo so naturally!Isn't it amazing that the big knife on your elder brother's waist has turned into a microphone?Wouldn't it be scary for your elder brother to practice singing in the morning?Don't join in with a happy face!

Nanzi actually wanted to turn back time, but Yuanyi, as if he was a superpower who could read minds, suddenly turned to look at her, his eyes were dark and a bit scary.

Nanzi: ...just wait a little longer.

The subsequent development was that Ji Guoyansheng walked outside the door, found an empty and deserted place, and turned his head to look at Yuanyi seriously.

"Yuanyi, come on."

Ji Guoyuan was stunned for a moment, and finally understood—this is to let him turn on the microphone!But he doesn't have a microphone!He looked at Nanzi begging for help, and Nanzi immediately turned his waist knife into a microphone.

Then, something even more shocking happened!Ji Guoyan wins, he takes out the microphone and lifts it up - the microphone has transformed!Yes, transformed!Transforms into a long-stem microphone with a slender pole like a fairy wand!At the same time, two crescent moon shapes unfolded behind Iwakatsu—one red and one yellow stereo speakers!Different color!In pairs!Super cool!

Nanzi: ——!

She was shocked even by her own super power, this microphone is so cool!As magical as a Sailor Moon or Magical Girl transformation stick!

Afterwards, Ji Guoyansheng sang him, really sang!

It is a traditional song that was very popular in the Warring States Period, and it is actually sung quite well!

Following Guoyuanyi, he decisively took out a professional-level video camera from another space, and handed it to Nanzi.

"Please, please make sure to record it!"

Nanzi: ....

Do you think that after recording your brother's dark history, can you really reconcile?

Yuan didn't waver at all, he firmly took out a stack of coffee pudding coupons and threw them in Nanzi's arms.

' Teacher Orochimaru said that when you need help from others, take out what the other person wants and throw it on the other person's face.I think it's still in the hand, now that Qi Mu is a woman, it's not good to hurt his face. '

Nanzi: "Please leave it to me, you go, have fun singing duet with your brother."

... As for whether you will be beaten to death by your brother afterwards is another story.

Nanzi thought that after the duet was over, she could reverse the time and return everything to zero.

However, who would have thought that Ji Guoyuan could not extricate himself from this wonderful karaoke background, the reason is very simple, he is not as good at singing as his brother, and in the "duel" he pressed Yuan's head to make Ji Guoyan Sheng feel good , and Yuanyi is naturally in a good mood because his elder brother is in a good mood.

...this world is amazing, please continue!

Qi Munanzi wanted to refuse, it was too childish, but when she saw the dessert shop annual card that Yuanyi stuffed into her hand, she swallowed obediently.

I'm sorry, I really don't want to, but he really gave too much.