The Five Good Families of Rebirth

If you stay single for a long time, wonderful chemical reactions can occur. For example, you will slowly evolve into a single dog, single turtle, and single silly roe deer.

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Ahem, not to mention that Lin Yunlang was still a single and introverted otaku before time travel.

The sophistication of human feelings is the article. In the novel, there are many people who are good at dancing with long sleeves, but in real life, there are many people who are bold and forthright online, but shy and shy in real life. Getting along with people, especially getting along well with people, is a technical difficulty. Star things, most of them can only get a passing grade.

And Lin Yunlang, ahem, I'm sorry, I can't get a passing grade.

Apart from having a good relationship with his roommates, Lin Yunlang's remaining enthusiasm for life is all spilled on the Internet, well, he is a single silly roe deer who has fun on the Internet.

A bit machismo, a bit fantasy-loving and a bit lazy, but he is not a bad person. Even if he knows that there are so many things about touching porcelain on the Internet, if he sees an old man who has fallen in real life, he will silently take out his mobile phone and call the police. After finding the surrounding surveillance, use the mobile phone to broadcast the live broadcast as evidence, and then send the old man to the hospital.

Reality, but no accident, Lin Yunlang is actually similar to a little girl who loves to dream, prefers idol dramas and always wants to give birth to monkeys for male gods. In reality, she is simply the epitome of most people who read novels with their mobile phones.

Such people generally have big hearts and big brains.

They can accept the setting of their time travel without any entanglement, and at the same time, they will think more when they see Senior Brother Shi Xiong.

In Lin Yunlang's own words, that is, I am no longer the simple straight boy I was back then.

After reading so many Tianya posts, Bishui posts, and Weibo posts, Lin Yunlang is too familiar with doing some shameful things after drinking with his good friends, especially Shixiong Shixiong. Another young man with white skin and thin waist.

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Isn't this a sense of crisis?

Brother Shi Xiong already made Lin Yunlang almost a dog, now one, two, three, four, there are four big men standing, Lin Yunlang feels dizzy in front of his eyes.

"My junior brother is just shy. I don't know how to have fun every day except for cultivation. Let's go, let's take him to see and see." Senior brother Shi Xiong felt that people like Lin Yunlang only know how to bury their heads in cultivation and don't care about worldly affairs. It's not good, as a senior brother, he has an obligation to help his junior get used to life in the sect as soon as possible.

As someone who has been there, Senior Brother Shi Xiong was very afraid that Lin Yunlang Huiji would be hurt, so he got into the horns of his own heavenly spiritual root, and only focused on practicing every day, but he forgot to consolidate his Dao heart. In the end, something unexpected happened, maybe he would go crazy or something .

Biluozong is the number one sect in the Anzhu Continent, and there are countless geniuses emerging every year, but in the end, there are not so many left after the big waves wash the sand, because many people can't adjust their mentality when cultivating immortals, and they don't have a normal mind. of hardships.

Lin Yunlang looks very good, and Shi Xiong likes it very much, so seeing Lin Yunlang not talking to others for so long, Shi Xiong felt that he would help Lin Yunlang and call himself a better relationship A few people took Lin Yunlang to drink and relax together.

Spirit wine will not be intoxicating, but the state of being slightly intoxicated is the most relaxing.

I have to say that Senior Brother Shi Xiong and the others had a very considerate and thoughtful plan in their original plan.

It's just that Lin Yunlang's brain is too big. When he was taken by four strong senior brothers to drink, his whole face turned pale, and he stretched his legs weakly to attract Shi Xiong's attention, "Senior brother, I drank wine Afterwards, if you are not well drunk, it will cause you trouble!"

So, put him down now!

"It's okay, if you make a fuss again, can there be a stone bear?" A senior brother who was closest to Lin Yunlang stroked Lin Yunlang's head with a big hand like a small fan, and said cheerfully as if recalling something, " When we met Shi Xiong for the first time, this kid went to drink with us and drank several of us down, I thought he was not drunk, but Shi Xiong was already drunk, but he couldn't tell from his face."

After hearing this, Shi Xiong smiled honestly, "That was the first time I drank alcohol. I didn't know what it was like to be drunk before, but it was like being drunk. Didn't I send you all back?"

Therefore, what Shi Xiong means is that it doesn't matter if Lin Yunlang is drunk or not, he will always find a way to send people back.

Lin Yunlang: "..."

It was you who sent me that made me afraid.

Swallowing nervously, Lin Yunlang tried to change the subject, "I can drink a lot, so I might as well drink less. When the time comes, brothers and sisters, you are drunk, and I will see you off!"

Lin Yunlang didn't know how much he could drink, and when he heard that Shi Xiong was going to send him off, he was ready to take the initiative.

As a result, another brother who didn't speak patted Lin Yunlang's small shoulder, "Brother, don't forget about this small body, you can't even carry half a stone bear!"

Indeed, with Shi Xiong's body shape, even Lin Yunlang after cultivating immortality would be difficult to carry.

"Besides, your senior brother has the habit of hugging people when you're drunk. If Shi Xiong and us are both drunk, you will definitely not be able to send us back." The senior brother who spoke just now patted the person furthest from Lin Yunlang. That person, with a smile, said that this person likes to cling to others when he is drunk.

The brother who was patted on the shoulder just smiled, and nodded to Lin Yunlang embarrassedly, "Don't worry, brother, I only get drunk occasionally. The spirit wine is not that old, and I usually don't get drunk."

Hehe, is it better for me to be drunk, or for the other four people to be drunk?

Lin Yunlang compared the body shapes of the five people, and felt that the answer was a bit difficult, so he should stop thinking about it.

But before that, Lin Yunlang still has to fight for one thing, "Senior Brother Shi Xiong, can you put me down first? I'll go by myself!"

Lin Yunlang felt like a big spring roll. He was carried away by the stone bear in his arms. Five people walked together, and no one thought it was strange that one of them was carried? !

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Only then did Shi Xiong realize that Lin Yunlang was still being held by him, and quickly let go of him and put him on the ground, "It's over, it's over, no wonder I felt something was wrong when I was talking to you."

Lin Yunlang: "..."

My heart is so tired, I feel that the world of cultivating immortals is very stressful.

Unlike Lin Yunlang, who was depressed and forced to drink, Luo Kelin was in a much happier mood.

Because of retreating for many days, Luo Kelin finally figured out what cultivation was all about, and consolidated the foundation-building period that the original owner left him. By the way, he smashed his original materialistic values, and began to cultivate the idealistic values ​​of cultivating immortals. moved closer.

In other words, Luo Kelin finally got used to his new identity and was ready to come to Ling Yujin and the others.

Well, before that, Luo Kelin made some new underwear for himself. There is nothing special about wearing the uniform men's clothes of Biluozong disciples, but all the clothes inside are very meaningful.

No way, Luo Kelin has been wearing a bra for so many years, and he suddenly stopped wearing it. Putting on a long shirt without wearing anything on the upper body, the chest was worn a little weirdly.

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So, in addition to the intimate boxer briefs, Luo Kelin added a racerback vest for himself, well, at least wearing a layer can give some comfort.

From a woman to a man, because he hadn't been in contact with many people, Luo Kelin's mentality change was not a problem. What really made him feel awkward were these physical problems.

When Ling Yujin and the others came to look for Luo Kelin, they saw this man stretching his legs and stretching his tendons, rolling up one of his trouser legs, as if he was pulling his leg hair.

(⊙v⊙) Hmm~

Wait, boy, what are you doing to your legs? !

After being discovered, Luo Kelin shrugged off his trouser legs in embarrassment, and coughed dryly twice, "Ha, you are here!"

For some reason, Ling Yujin and the others looked at Luo Kelin and silently felt a little pain in their legs.

This girl can really be cruel to herself, pulling her leg hair with her bare hands, hiss, how painful it is!

But Ling Yujin and the others naturally skipped the topic of leg hair, and instead asked Luo Kelin's practice. The Ling family will not stay in Tuyang World for a long time, but Luo Kelin is different. She has become He is going to live on instead of the original owner.

Cultivation is the guarantee for Luo Kelin to live in peace.

Luo Kelin also understands this truth. The Ling family used to help him cultivate with dry goods, which helped him a lot. Now that he encounters any problems in cultivation, it is normal to ask Ling Tiantian and the others.

After all, the identity of the time traveler is Luo Kelin's biggest secret. Except for the Ling family who recognized her difference at a glance and signed a spiritual contract, he dared not let anyone know that Luo Kelin was no longer the Luo Kelin at that time. Colin is gone.

"What are you going to do?" Ling Qingxian looked at the wooden box on the side. If they hadn't come, Luo Kelin might have gone out with the wooden box.

Nodding, Luo Kelin opened the wooden box, "Luo Kelin had a marriage contract before, but the engagement was broken off. I plan to return these things."

The wooden boxes are full of interesting gadgets, not particularly expensive, but it can be seen that the sender has a lot of heart.

It's a pity that the marriage contract has been voided, and Luo Kelin didn't want to be confused. He planned to return these things or throw them away, lest Luo Kelin's mood would be affected by looking at these things. Besides, the departure of the original owner and the request for a divorce Luo Kelin has a great relationship with her fiancé. As the successor of this body, of course Luo Kelin must follow the original owner's wish and break off with that ex-fiancé. Of course, Xu Guangxuan and Yu Xun will not let Xu Guangxuan and Yu Xun live comfortably.

In the original owner's memory, Yu Xun's seemingly unintentional but actually triumphant appearance was so deep that Luo Kelin, who had traveled through time, was ready to find a chance to meet this male mistress, although he didn't quite understand the relationship between men and women in this world. Men can make engagements, and men can still be mistresses, but women crossing men have happened, so what are you afraid of tearing up scumbags and mistresses?