The Five Good Families of Rebirth

What is more perverted than a book that can never be finished by memorization?

Ha ha.

A book that gets thicker and harder as you memorize it, and also adds drama to yourself.

Zimo is the book demon Ling Tiantian mentioned, a demon who used special skills to help produce reason after the founding master had achieved a small achievement in cultivating immortals.

Unlike other monsters, Zimo has no strength at all, and his body is similar to that of a mortal. He can only be protected and treated with care, but his lifespan is very long. At least, from the time when the founding master helped him become a monster to Ling Tian Tian found him again, and he was still alive and well for such a long time.

And monsters who live too long generally prefer to make things difficult for others.

As the administrator of Zangshuge, Zimo with a white beard raised his eyelids, and when he heard that Ling Tiantian wanted to leave the private treasury he was temporarily keeping, he just silently took out a piece of paper with a few words written on it— ——"Fish I Want" "What does this mean?" Ling Tiantian held this, feeling a little strange.

"Recite the whole text." Zimo looked at Ling Tiantian and then at Ling Yujin, "Which one of you two will come?"

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What are you doing, don't you know that "Fish I Want" is a five-star classical Chinese prose that is very difficult and easy to miss words?Why do you have to recite this when you come to Tuyang World!

Could it be that the history of the world of Tuyang and the history of the earth still overlap?

"There is also the book "Mencius·Gaozi [-]" here?" Ling Yujin felt a little unbelievable. Could it be that Mencius spanned the history of two time and space?

"No, there have been time-travelers in Biluozong, and they have this book in their memory. You should be a time-traveler too, so recite this, and let's talk about the private library."

Zimo believes that since he wants something from others, he should do what he likes. He is a book demon who likes to collect knowledge, then memorize it by heart, and then write it from time to time. In short, Ling Tiantian and Ling Yujin think If you want a private treasury, talk to Zimo first.

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After all, Zimo has been in Zangshu Pavilion for so many years, so he can only talk to the new disciples. Whoever makes the sect master and the elders of the peak master walk around him when they see him, they can't catch up at all, let alone chat knowledge.

The head and the elder of the peak master: QAQ feels a pain in the head when it sees you!

"Can you spot the time traveler?" Ling Tiantian was more interested in this. The last time he saw Zimo, it was still a thick book that he didn't understand.

Now that he has become an old man with a white beard, can he still see the time traveler?

"Live and learn, there are traversers who are going to look for any high-grade exercises in this library, but they are accidentally smashed into scum by the prohibition inside. I only know this after picking up their memories. "Zimo also saw that Ling Tiantian was an acquaintance, so he talked so much with Ling Tiantian, "As for why it can be seen that the person next to you is a time traveler, I guess!"

Ling Tiantian: "..."

Even if Ling Yujin is a top student, it would not be realistic to ask him to memorize the full text of "Fish I Want" on the spot. Human memory has cycles. Ling Yujin can read it now and memorize it verbatim, but It is absolutely impossible to memorize it as you say it, as if you are not looking up the memory, but looking for the files in the C, D, and F drives.

"After memorizing this, I guess there is no way to get it to the private treasury, right?" Ling Tiantian narrowed her eyes, looked at the old man in front of her, and said a question in an affirmative tone.

Zimo stroked his beard and nodded, then smiled, "I'm not embarrassing you, I can give you the private library, but you have to teach me some new knowledge, the things in this library haven't been updated for a long time, I haven't The book can be read."

"Okay, but the time for new disciples to enter the Library Pavilion is limited. We don't have time today. Let's come back tomorrow." Teaching new knowledge is better than memorizing texts here. We made an appointment to meet tomorrow, and Ling Tiantian and Ling Yujin left together Zangshuge.

Things seem to be developing, a little too smoothly?

"There is always a feeling that when I brush the game, I meet an NPC with a high degree of favorability, and the task is successfully completed." From entering the library to leaving, the book demon has never made things difficult for the two of them. Ling Yujin has heard before that Zimo is very happy. They seldom show their faces in Zangshu Pavilion, and they find Zimo as soon as they enter. It is also this book demon who specially appeared to meet the old friend.

"Zimo is the demon who has stayed with the founding master for the longest time. He is like paper. His body is fragile and needs to be taken care of. However, he is quite familiar with me. It is not difficult to take away the private treasury." Acquaintances are easy to handle. , Ling Tiantian also inexplicably experienced this convenience in Tuyang World.

"The founding master should be the most successful student, right?" Ling Tiantian said a lot about the founding master. The child who couldn't memorize it, after finally touching the fairy road, didn't refine the magic weapon for himself or find a Taoist companion for himself. Instead, he went back and helped him become a book that he could never memorize. book demon.

Then, share the pain of the scumbag with his apprentices.

Let quite a group of heaven's favored children, who were tortured by this book demon, have no eyesight, and when they heard the full text of the four words recited, they ran faster than rabbits.

Ling Tiantian thought about that time, when the founding master had so many apprentices, she also found it funny to see the book monster almost crying without tears.

"The book monster's body is a big thick book that can never be finished, and the knowledge is getting more and more. At that time, if someone made a mistake, they would not be punished. They would let that person memorize the book in the Library Pavilion until they fainted. At that time, the Bi Luo Sect was not as big as it is now. Except for the founding master, they were either big children or beautiful women, but no matter what, if someone made a mistake, they would be thrown to the Library Pavilion to recite it.

Well, the academic atmosphere is very strong.

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It has created a large number of outstanding immortal cultivators with solid knowledge of immortal cultivation and rich theoretical experience~

"Fortunately, we have traveled here now." Ling Yujin thought about Ling Tiantian's words, and felt that the current cultivation world is more suitable for them. Endorsing and liking to endorse are two concepts. Even if you are a top student, it doesn't mean Ling Yujin I have the idea of ​​challenging Zimo, the book monster.

Face to face with a book demon who has been practicing for so many years, this is not going forward bravely.

This is a big face looking for a slap, not afraid of death~

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Ling Tiantian and Ling Yujin ended their search for the first private treasury in this way. After returning, the new cave was also cleaned up, but Ling's father, Ling's mother, and Ling Jiesen and Ling Qingxian were not there.

"Where are people?" Ling Tiantian and Ling Yujin were a little strange. Logically speaking, there should be people in the cave, but now, the water in the glass on the coffee table is still warm, but the four of them are nowhere to be seen.

"Did you go out?" Ling Yujin went to look for the place where she just came in, and sure enough, she found a small note, "I just went out, and there is a small map here."

Ling Tiantian and Ling Yujin thought about it, and followed the small map they left behind to find Ling's father and Ling's mother. According to the Bi Luozong they were familiar with yesterday, the destination was near the mountain gate, and not far away was a road for cultivators. Streets where they buy and sell goods.

Is there any excitement there?

When the two arrived at the place, they were both a little surprised. You must know that the Bi Luo Sect occupies a very large area. Unless the head of the sect orders everyone to gather together, it is very difficult to see the sight of the disciples of the Bi Luo Sect gathering at other times.

But now, from the mountain gate to the street outside, the last time Ling Tiantian and the others saw this scene was after the college entrance examination, a food street opened near the community~

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"Tiantian, do you smell a smell?" Ling Yujin sniffed it carefully again, thinking that this numbing and spicy smell rushing into the nostrils might really be hot pot.

"I also smell a sweet and sour burnt aroma!" Ling Tiantian also found it incredible, after smelling it, she found that she really smelled the smell of hot pot and sweet and sour fish at the gate of Bi Luozong in Tuyang World.

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It's even scarier than rebirth time travel. When did hot pot and sweet and sour fish shops open at the gate of Biluozong?

But there were a lot of people in front of them, and Ling Tiantian and Ling Yujin couldn't get through for a while, so they could only find a kind-hearted senior brother and ask what was going on.

They all belonged to the Biluo Sect. The senior brother who was asked looked at the new disciple uniform on Ling Tiantian, greeted the new junior brother, and then began to introduce what happened before.

It turned out that there was a new shop opened in the most remote street of the mountain gate of Biluozong.

It's not a shop that sells magic tools or robes, and it has nothing to do with spirit stones, monsters, spirit plants, etc. It's a shop that sells food.

Cultivators are bigu, but occasionally they have the desire to eat, and they still eat some spirit valley monster meat or spirit wine. The original restaurant building on this street was used for this purpose, and the disciples of the Biluozong occasionally went to get together. Ju, business is neither good nor bad.

But today, this new restaurant named 'Good Taste' is going to compete with the restaurants downstairs, inviting the disciples of Bi Luozong to come over and comment on which one has the better food taste.

Well, there are no disciples of the Biluozong.

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Yes, the disciples of Biluozong are all busy practicing, who would go out of their way to judge two restaurants that sell food?

And I heard that the restaurant building didn't take good care of the taste at all, let alone the disciples of the Bi Luozong who were willing to show their faces. It would be fine if they tried something like Linggu, but it would be a waste of time to eat delicious food without aura Repelling impurities and delaying the practice time is not worth the loss.

No one wants to do such an unpleasant thing.

"Then who are these people now?" Neither Ling Tiantian nor Ling Yujin thought that this kind-faced senior brother had such a clear expression ability. After talking for a long time, he didn't explain why all the disciples of the Bi Luozong were standing here, but there was a senior sister next to him. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I continued to explain to Ling Tiantian and the others.

Haowei found that there were no disciples of Biluozong, so he made a cruel move, saying that he would come to the store to eat, and if he had the opportunity to participate in activities, he might get a few spirit stones, so under the call of Lingshi, Biluozong All the disciples took the time to come and have a look around.

"Good taste? Eating a lottery? Participating in activities?" Ling Tiantian and Ling Yujin grasped these key words, and asked the senior sister with some doubts, "Could it be that the owner of this store is called Lin Yunlang?"

Such an obvious modern hotel marketing method, wouldn't it be Lin Yunlang's tossing about it?

"Lin Yunlang? No, it's called Wang Lunda, an inner disciple of the Foundation Establishment Stage." The senior sister shook her head, and told Ling Tiantian and the others what she knew.

Lin Yunlang who is practicing hard and dare not go back: QAQ!

After thanking the senior sister, Ling Tiantian and Ling Yujin continued to squeeze forward, surrounded by the increasingly heavy hot pot smell, and it wasn't particularly unexpected that they saw Ling's father and Ling's mother next to the cauldron.

I saw four people with full acting talents surrounded a young man, as if seeing hot pot for the first time, tentatively threw some slices of meat into the pot with chopsticks, and turned back to ask the young man from time to time, is this really true? Can I eat it?

The young man's brows were a little impatient, but he still suppressed his temper and explained, "It's definitely edible, you can eat it now, it must taste good."

Ling's father and Ling's mother looked at the cooked meat slices, and wanted to ask for some sesame sauce and millet pepper, but felt that asking for soy sauce would discourage young people's entrepreneurial spirit, so they could only continue to pretend that they didn't understand anything, and dipped the small Put the sliced ​​meat in your mouth.

Hey, this brat is actually tossing pork rolls, mutton rolls and beef rolls are so delicious, why don't you order some?

Ling's father and Ling's mother silently moved their chopsticks to the tofu and lotus root slices. The pork rolls were cut too thick and did not have the improved meat quality of modern pigs. After a careful taste, there was still some firewood and fishy taste, even if it was covered by the taste of chili and peppercorns. Most of the time, I still feel a little unacceptable.

I don't know how this young man ordered tofu. The brine is prepared, and the fresh tofu is not hot, and it is good to eat in hot pot.

Ling's father and Ling's mother looked at the tofu when they picked it up with chopsticks, and they were still jiggling. They were a little surprised. It's been a long time since they returned to Earth. I don't know if the tofu has become like this now?

I picked up a piece and put it in a bowl. Ling's father and Ling's mother tried to poke it with chopsticks. As a result, the cube-shaped tofu was pierced and there was no mark. In the end, Ling's father and Ling's mother worked together to squeeze the tofu into the bowl. At the bottom, two people pierced the tofu with chopsticks.

Where is this tofu, this is Wangzai QQ candy!

Originally seeing this shop was very friendly, Ling's father and Ling's mother, who were going to support the business of the time-traveling fellow, were a little confused, young man, come here, where did you learn to cook?