On the second day, he finally understood what his teammates were laughing at. Cristiano went into a rage in the locker room. He jumped on his feet and claimed that he would fight all the people who laughed at him during the training game. All the forwards laughed and rubbed him. His little curly hair, and even Fanny said pamperingly while ruffling his hair: "Come on Cristiano, we all support you."

You smelly and shameless forwards don't need to guard against this brat, of course you don't have back pain when you stand and talk!Do you know how powerful this little boy is? !If you have the ability, come and watch!Manchester United's full-backs glared at those forwards unanimously, and the bench players who were glared at by the team's big bosses at the same time because of the excessive radiation range said they were innocent, okay?

Scholes patted Cristiano's back with a smile and said, "I guess it's impossible for you to trouble everyone at once, but if you want to challenge Manchester United's entire defense, it's possible. Let me tell you, just put you on the other team during training."

Put it on another team to challenge the entire defense that Manchester United is starting now? Cristiano looked back at the team leader, and couldn't help but shudder.Are you kidding me?

Seeing the terrified expressions of his teammates, everyone couldn't help laughing. At the end of the laugh, Keane remembered his responsibilities as a captain and clapped his hands, telling everyone to change clothes and go out for training. Cristiano·At that time Still a lean and lean boy Ronaldo jumped onto Ferdinand's back in three or two steps and said with a smile, "Leo, you will help me, right?"

Ferdinand was caught off guard and was almost crushed. He managed to stand still and winked at Gary Neville. The man who had been with him for many years calmly helped his partner take off the "weight" on his back. He patted "Burden" on the head: "If you can explain those two bruises clearly, our entire defense line will help you." Immediately, the former midfielders who were still smiling happily just now couldn't help but laugh. Came out - in the first team, your teammates are definitely the most reassuring line of defense, but it is also one of the lines of defense that they, the offensive side, don't want to encounter.

"These two bruises?" Cristiano raised his arms with a depressed expression on his face. "My sister Alma pinched it while I was playing with it, and there really wasn't anything."

"So..." Ferdinand turned to look at him, narrowing his eyes, "The debut show was so successful the day before yesterday, why didn't you find a woman to celebrate with yourself?"

Is a successful debut that much to celebrate? Cristiano blinked: "Why do I have to celebrate with a woman I don't know when I succeed in my first show? It's enough for me to have my mother and sister Alma." Suddenly, the expressions on the faces of everyone in the team were not quite right. Frightened, Gary Neville broke the silence for a long while, and put his hand gently on his shoulder.

"Cristiano, tell me, you're not a freshman. Are you?"

"Have you ever had sex?" Cristiano looked at Neville in surprise, "Do you mean have you had any sexual experience?" Hearing the brat ask so calmly, everyone coughed unnaturally, and then heard this The guy who looked like a bad boy coughed more violently when he said "this is really not the case" in a more calm manner.

Oh my god, this guy who looks like a playboy hasn't given up his chicken body yet? !The whole Manchester United team said they couldn't believe it!Did this guy really come out of the ghetto instead of some conservative family? !

Anyway, Cristiano, who has never had sex in this life, seemed very righteous, and he had a reason: "It's not that I don't like women, but I like women more..." Kaka said, "It's just playing football. "

"You'll be stupid like this." Ferdinand said with a bit of hatred, "Listen boy, it's shameful to keep a virgin at your age!" Cristiano blinked, looking a little dazed—— This expression was borrowed from a well-known Brazilian. "Why? I think it's quite normal..." No, it's not normal at all!Especially when you have a very misleading face!

"After Manchester United's lead in the league is stabilized, let me take you around and enjoy the beauties of my England!" Scolari, who couldn't stand it anymore, slapped him on the back and let The Portuguese staggered and almost fell.

Kaka, who was drinking tea and reading the newspaper at home, suddenly felt a little hot on his wrist. He casually put down his cup, looked up at his younger brother sitting across from him and his mother who was busy in the kitchen, and touched the flowers on his wrist.A line of words quietly crawled onto the white tablecloth, as if smeared with ink.

C: Manchester United’s teammates are so weird, isn’t it weird that people my age haven’t touched women? What happened. The Brazilian looked up at his mother and younger brother again, knowing that the two could not be seen but still subconsciously confirmed that they were not looking here. The Brazilian smiled helplessly, and tapped his fingers on the dining table a few times .

Cristiano, who had already started training, looked at his teammates stubbornly, but when his teammates saw his face like a bad boy, they thought he was so clean that he didn't even grow up. In the child's private life, everyone's expression is a bit weird - they are all holding back their laughter.Not so from Ferguson's point of view, and his frowning didn't feel right.

Cristiano that kid seems to be ostracized in the team?Why is it that no one meets his eyes, and if they meet him, they immediately turn away with a strange face?And seeing the angry and stubborn look on the child's face, although it looked quite interesting, Ferguson started to have a headache when he thought about the possible reasons why such an expression appeared on that face.

Cristiano didn't care, he was watching on the pitch, and whoever put the football near the Portuguese teenager would be stared at by everyone.Everyone's eyes read: Dare to pass it on and try it out!

Cristiano, who felt that he had been subjected to cold violence from the court, angrily clicked on the system and was about to continue punching and howling twice, when he saw a line of words gradually taking shape in his eyes.

R: It's not surprising Cris, I'm three years older than you, and I haven't touched any women.Take advantage of how much you feel sorry for yourself now, you won't be able to touch women in the future: D Cristiano, who somehow felt a bad breath, shivered silently, and then touched his nose.

The Brazilians are... declaring ownership while showing loyalty?

Cristiano, feeling inexplicably happy, had a face full of clear skies, and his face-changing speed was unmatched by the weather in the UK. The other teammates were amazed.During the intermission, Scholes patted him on the shoulder: "You feel better?"

The awkward boy Luo Xiaoxiao was in the right mood at this time, glanced at the person and raised his head proudly: "I don't know as much as you guys! Hehehe...don't start..."

Correction, although this brat is simple in one aspect, it doesn't prevent him from still begging for beatings!

The author has something to say:

Cristiano: I've never touched a woman!What's wrong!I've met Kaka who looks better than women!

Kaka smiled: Cris, what did you say?

Cristiano: ...I didn't say anything

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