[Football] Son of God Raiders Manual

Why did the clicks on major social networks skyrocket on Valentine's Day?Why are tens of thousands of fans screaming in the middle of the night?Why is the sales of paper towels in supermarkets soaring like a rocket and even surpassing that of condoms?Why are late-night gossip on forums frequently reported by major media?Real Madrid jersey sold out case, who is it?Real Madrid's social networks on the [-]th and [-]th frequently exploded with comments. Are they fans or people who follow suit?

What is the taste of first love?

"You may not believe it. Although I have dated so many girls, my first love is you." Looking at the camera every word, his eyes are full of seriousness and persistence.

Behind all this, is it a large number of couples who show their affection or another loss of Mi Fensi's resistance? ?

Please pay attention to tonight Langya Shijun's annual rotten offering - "Into La Liga", let us follow the camera lens into the inner world of the show loving madmen...

【Contrast cute combination】

Theme: Contrast is cute—contrast is cute, and contrast is justice!

Kaka and.

Given these two names, what description can you come up with?

Silly, sweet and cool.

Fengshen is handsome and handsome.

A clean and pure son of God and a suave and overbearing president.

Perhaps logically speaking, the painting style should be like this, but what if everyone shifted their attention from the magazine to the Real Madrid training ground?Will there be different discoveries?

Such a good-looking Brazilian often wears an uninhibited hairstyle, and smiles silly, super cute and cute.

The Portuguese, who cares about their image, straighten their hair every day, and whenever they see the camera, they will tilt the corners of their mouths, showing a smile that can make all women scream.

It's so good when the two of them stand together and talk, it feels like the whole world melts.

But everyone knows that these two people just look like this... The Brazilian looks easy to bully, but let me ask the whole Real Madrid, who would dare to poke his point?Once he really shows that kind of sweet smile, everyone can't wait to get as far away as possible!

The Portuguese is on the contrary. Whenever someone pokes at his super low point of laughter, he will show a magical smile. The person who was originally very shrewd because of business looks like the second door next door at the moment. Fool. 【etc

As far as the degree of magic is concerned, these two people are simply a match made in heaven.

However, how right this pair seems to be, it will actually be a hundred times more right than it seems.

For example, today I posted a photo on Twitter with luca and junior. The three of them are all sitting with the same funny expression. They held up their mobile phones and stuck out their tongues. After the usual wave of compliments, everyone looked at the paper carefully. The content on it made people smile.

"Daddy, weloveyou!" There are four cute dolls drawn in the lower right corner of the paper, and the style of the painting looks like Shicheng Kaka.

When the Portuguese posted this photo, they also wrote in Portuguese below: Come back early, we miss you. a

In an instant, the whole Twitter exploded from here!

"Daddy?!! we?!!!"

"Wait?! May I ask what happened? I'm a little confused. Ronaldo came out?!"

"No, no, where is Kaka, where is Kaka?!"

"Call it out ahhhhh!!a"

"No, didn't Kaka say to attend the meeting of the World Food Protection Association?"

"Oh... no wonder, it turned out that I was alone in the empty boudoir... ahhhhhhhhhhhh how can these two people show affection like this?!!"

In fact, it was boring, but he had already promised Kaka before that he would report to him what was going on at home in time, so he truthfully reported the fact that "the whole family misses him very much", and before posting this photo, he I also asked Jorge, and the Portuguese agent felt that it would not cause any problems for them.

In fact, it did not cause any problems. After all, they are so public that no one thinks that they are a couple. All media reports have ridiculed their "brotherly love". After all, this meme has been played for so many years. It's been a long time since everyone got tired of playing...

It would have been okay if that was the case, but what really set off the Internet frenzy was that a few minutes later, Kaka, who was supposed to be jet-lagged there in Brazil, also had some movement on Twitter. He was obviously lying on the bed, doing something to the camera. There was a blinking expression with one eye open and one eye closed, and he was also holding a napkin in his hand, which was obviously taken from the hotel.

On it was a ballpoint pen, which was obviously obtained from the front desk of the hotel, and there was a serious sentence written on it. Similarly, four villains with almost the same painting style were brought along.

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Faced with such a straightforward confession and a beautiful and delicious face, almost all the strong onlookers covered their noses, saying that they could not stand the rise in blood pressure...

Idol, male god, is your family still short of nanny/janitor aunt/sweeper aunt/car cleaner/lawn trimmer?Those who have attended university and can speak Spanish/Portuguese/English.

【Prince and Golden Wolf】

Theme: Star Chaser Lover - the stars we chased together in those years, they are together.

Guti naturally saw the tweets of the two of them, and he sneered: Hehe, the two boys are simply relying on their managers to protect them and show their affection upright!

He is not envious at all!not at all!Um!

Redondo was reading a book here, when he heard "Phil..." He turned his head and saw that Guti was looking at him eagerly.

The Argentines know that those people outside joked that the little guy in front of him is "the old and fresh Bernabeu", but the people who have started to grow backward since retiring are almost no different from those active athletes.

In fact, if it wasn't for his self-defeating insistence on playing as a defensive midfielder to waste his talent, coupled with too many injuries, Guti would also be a very remarkable existence.

Guti is a little unclear, so he originally only saw Kaka and his online show, so he called him Redondo, and wanted to ask for his opinion—they have both retired for so long, can they post a group photo online and say ?

However, he just yelled, and this person didn't know what he was thinking of. His expression didn't change, but his whole breath suddenly became very tangled, distressed and angry at the same time?

But I obviously didn't do anything, I just called his name.

Although the stubborn Comrade Jinlang didn't know what kind of horn this person in front of him was, he knew how to pull him out.

So before Redondo could react, a golden wolf lay on his back.When the Argentine accompanied Maradona around the world for a charity football exhibition game, Guti willfully cut off one of his long hair-the only thing that pleased Redondo was that he also shaved it off along the way. He has always had a long beard.

God knows how aggrieved Redondo feels every time he looks at the Spaniard with long hair and beard, and this is why he agreed to go without hesitation when Maradona called.

At least the main reason.

But in fact, the Argentines really like his long hair.

Very beautiful.

But he didn't say anything after he came back. After all, it doesn't matter if Guti shaves what he likes. It's just that this little wolf cub has sharper senses than anyone else. Recently, he started to grow his hair again, so now, the Spaniard's hair is not long. The hair could brush gently against his neck, it was a little itchy, and it was a little prickly - after all, it was still very short.

"Are you angry?" The person on the back asked softly, the heat was breathing in his neck, the Argentine only felt his throat tighten, in order to cover up his discomfort, he crossed his legs and gently covered himself with the open book Under the lower abdomen, the expression was so calm that the Alps collapsed in front of them without changing color: "No."

"You talk nonsense, obviously there is." The man on the back was a little angry, and bit him childishly. The Argentine gasped lightly, and then held his breath——

The bad kid who loves to make trouble, almost turned over from his body, his arms passed through his shoulders, and he had already reached under the book, pinching his unspeakable parts.

"Look, it's obvious." The mischievous child said with a smirk, and then rubbed it happily. As expected, he heard the breathing disorder of the usually calm and calm person for a moment.

However, before he could say anything else, or do something else, he saw the smile on the corner of the Argentine's mouth.

Elegance, calmness, calmness...is inevitable.

The Spaniard, who felt bad for a moment, wanted to straighten up and retreat, but the waist that was on the opponent's shoulder was strangled by a strong arm. The Argentine glanced at the frightened man at this moment, and carefully showed his face to the golden wolf. Unmoved by his ingratiating smile, he closed the book and put it aside, got up amidst the exclamation of the other party, and walked calmly to the bedroom.

Guti didn't even dare to resist, and watched as the person opened the door unhurriedly, then turned around and locked it, and then he was thrown on the bed in a whirl, while the Argentine stood by the bed, a little bit Unbutton yourself.

"Hey, how can you deprive me of my fun!" The Spaniard still protested a little recklessly at this moment, so the Argentine stopped as he wished, and looked at him with a half-smile.

"pleasure?"

"That's right." Mr. Golden Wolf didn't know that the disaster was imminent, but nodded his head confidently, so the Argentine immediately laughed, then leaned over, directly pressed him into the quilt, looked down at him and raised his eyebrows.

"Come on, explain one by one." After a pause, the Argentine deepened the smile lines on the corners of his mouth.

"Use your mouth."

Buttons are not just shirt buttons, don't forget, there are buttons on pants too.

Soon, Guti couldn't think of posting on the social network anymore. This is really happy, happy...

【Fox and Stupid Cow】

Theme: First love is as plain as water.

When the two of them first met, the little prince was not yet a little prince, but just a boy fleeing from the distressed village next door.

Raul Gonzalez.

At that time, no one thought that this little guy from Atletico Madrid could become the prince of the entire Bernabéu, except for the prince who brought him out.

And Morrow.

Redondo's firm belief in him is not so much a strong confidence in his own strength. The Argentine knows that he can bring out an outstanding legend.

But there is an idiot, a big idiot who doesn't know anything, who actually believes so firmly.

And a letter is more than ten years.

Their first meeting was in the national team. At that time, the two of them were "love at first sight"-the kind with a hint of jokes.

To be honest, Raul didn't think about it at first. With such a good-looking friend as Guti by his side, why would he like that stupid cow who is refreshing but stupid in comparison?

Later, after going through some things, the little fox cub dragged a little wolf cub, and when the two of them grew up to be an old fox and a golden wolf, looking back on those years, Raul had an epiphany.

This is not a matter of face at all, if you are really with this kid, there will be a murder case one day, either he will die of mental exhaustion first, or this kid will be strangled to death by him first! ! !

In comparison, being with Morientes was very relaxed, but it was unparalleled and comfortable, like a breeze blowing on the face. The only time I went "crazy" dates back to 04. .To be honest, it was the outbreak that Raul, the old fox, was shocked. The cunning guy was caught by the stupid bull, and he was determined to live alone.

Ah, what a good person, how self-sacrificing - Guti sighed after knowing that they were together. At that time, his concentration was not enough, and he almost burst out with blue veins to perform martial arts with him.

But after two years, Guti will not be open-mouthed when facing him-at least in front of him.why?

Of course it's because this old fox has finally cultivated and become a master...

Raul has a social network account, but he doesn’t use it often, it’s like a decoration, but he still pays attention to the official Real Madrid, and pays attention to the only pair of fools who are currently active in Real Madrid. After their tweets, the old captain was silent for a moment and became angry.

Two classmates, you can fall in love, but can you not show it so openly?If we continue to ignore the feelings of long-distance relationships like this, we will call the police, right? !

But seeing the two of them showing off so earnestly, Lawrence was a little moved, so he thought about it and made a phone call.

"Come and see me more after you retire, I'm boring." Raul complained jokingly on the phone, "I'm in the United States, I have no relatives, what will happen to me if you don't come ah."

The person on the other end of the phone kept apologizing, but soon remembered something: "No, didn't I just visit you two weeks ago?"

"It's been two weeks, oh, you don't miss me." Raul sighed in a vague manner, his eyes were full of a successful prank smile, and the person opposite seemed to be aroused by him to sympathize I am so busy that I promise that I will visit him as frequently as Raul went to Liverpool to see him before, and the old fox will bend over laughing on the phone.

Stupid cow, the distance from Spain to Liverpool and Spain to New York, USA are two completely different concepts.

But does he really not know?

Not necessarily.

Raul's performance has always been very stable, although it does not mean that he has always been at his peak, but at least he has always maintained a high level, just like the relationship between him and Morientes.

The two of them have always been low-key and peaceful. Whether they are training or playing football, they are like ordinary office workers. The only high-profile time in their lives may be to get couple tattoos together.

The tattoo has not been washed off for so many years, and it is also very stable, which is very good.

When the passion recedes and the age grows to a certain point, they can still hold each other's hand and say something with a smile.

"I am here."

"I'll accompany you."

【Bamboo horse and bamboo horse】

Cernando——Lang came on a bamboo horse, and Qingmei went around the bed.

Sergio Ramos and Fernando Torres, true childhood sweethearts.

I have to say that the national team is really a wonderful place. There are predecessors like Raul and Morientes in the past, and there are successors like them in the back.They can be said to have grown up together since they were young. They were not in the same city before, but after all, they are not in a long-distance relationship——

Although rivals in the same city seem to be no different from long-distance relationships.

But at least they are in the same city!Their relationship is so good, they have to kiss each other when they shake hands at the beginning of the game!

But this kind of life didn’t last long. Fernando went out for a long time. He went to Liverpool, Chelsea, AC Milan, from La Liga to Premier League and then to Serie A. Fortunately, the time difference in Europe is very short, so they can visit each other It doesn't take long either.

It's just a flight away.

So when Torres opened the door and saw a smiling Ramos standing outside the door, he was really not shocked at all.

real!of!yes!one!point!All!No!shock!shock!Woolen cloth! !

hehe.

Rubbing his forehead helplessly, he stepped back half a step to let the person in. "Didn't you just end the game yesterday, and you ran so far today?"

"Uh, I can't help it either." Ramos smiled wryly as he stepped into the house naturally, "Little Ramos misses you too, so I came to see you."

Torres paused with his hand closing the door. He turned his head and looked up and down the back of the person who entered the room carelessly. When he found that he was not at all childish, he opened the door and searched around.

"Nino, what are you doing?" Ramos stuck his head out in confusion, and Torres turned his head abruptly.

"Where's little Ramos?"

"Huh?" Ramos showed a blank expression, as if he was thinking about it, and then suddenly realized as if he remembered something, and then patted his head showing a regretful expression.

"..." Torres felt that the prehistoric power in his body was going to be uncontrollable.

He wants to strangle this guy! ! !

"Don't tell me, you left him at the airport!" If you really left the child at the airport, it would be a big joke! !Fortunately, the two of them can look for it together at the airport in Italy, but if it lands in Spain...

"No." Ramos waved his hands quickly, very sincerely. "I completely forgot to take him out of the house."

"..."

Torres: Where's my knife? :)

Two minutes later, Ramos stood outside the door in a mess in the wind. His Nino kicked him out of the door and locked it behind him, not letting him in. The poor Real Madrid vice team stood at the door wanting to cry without tears .

"Nino, Nino, I was wrong, woo woo woo..."

"Nino, it's so cold outside, why don't you let me in..."

"I didn't mean to scare you, really, I just wanted to make a joke!"

"Okay, okay, I admit that I didn't bring it on purpose!"

"I just don't want him making light bulbs to affect both of us!"

"Open the door, Nino, open the door..."

Ramos leaned against the door and muttered pitifully, but he carefully listened to the movement inside the door while thinking about it.

Nothing?Ramos coughed lightly and planned to continue his efforts, but he heard the person inside ask in a low voice: "Is he okay?"

Ramos immediately perked up.

"That's great! He can already eat with a spoon by himself, would you like to see it? I have his photos and videos on my phone!"

"...You can pass it on to me."

"Don't do this to me, Nino!! Let's watch together, let me tell you something interesting about little Ramos?"

There was another silence, and Ramos's persistent waiting finally ushered in the reward. The door was opened again, and the man turned his back to him, as if he didn't want to pay attention.

"Just for little Ramos...uh..."

After a deep kiss, Ramos smiled and said, "You only think about him, what if I'm jealous?"

"Who cares about you, um..."

【Rabbit and cat combination】

Theme: Classic original taste - this is the classic taste of first love

Both Messi and Aguero had a tragic first love.

First off, it's safe to say that neither of their first loves were the other.Little Messi has a crush on Brazil's football elf, while little Aguero is deeply in love with the daughter of Maradona's family.

So when they first met, they were really just friends.

Who would know, it was such a coincidence that they fell out of love almost at the same time, Messi's big brother left, and Aguero separated from his girlfriend who he didn't love but was obsessed with his body.

Alas, hard work is hard work.

To be honest, both of them were quite painful at that time, but they expressed their pain in different ways-Aguero just buried all his thoughts about his wife and children in his heart and continued his daily life, while Messi was more extreme a little.

He isolated himself from the whole world as if he had given himself a closed shot.

How can this be done? Messi is Argentina's hope for the future, why can't he be planted in this kind of place? ! ——Of course, everyone didn't know the specific situation at that time, and only thought that Ronaldinho's departure had caused him a psychological shadow.

Aguero, as one of the few good friends of Messi in Argentina, was entrusted by the coach with the important task of having a heart-to-heart talk. Whoever knew this talk would lose himself.

"Will you stay with me all the time?" Seeing the pitiful look of the boy curled up, Aguero softened his heart.

Anyway, he doesn't have a girlfriend now, so just stay with him, as if he was raising his own son--Aguero, who hadn't talked about his wife at that time, thought so.

He doesn't know what it means to lure wolves into a house and what it means to push an inch. This kid is terribly clingy, like a sweet burden. When he was in the national team, he was both proud and embarrassed when facing the person who was always with him every step of the way.

Look, this person has the best relationship with me!

But wouldn't it be great, it's too sticky...

However, this situation improved a lot after he got married and had children. Messi obviously didn’t stick to him very much, and was almost alone again—although many people were willing to play with him, Messi himself was not. They are familiar with each other, so they all maintain a relationship that is not close or far away.

The nearest place beside him has always been reserved for him.

Thinking of this, Aguero was extremely proud.

However, just in January of this year, his first love left him, because of the intervention of the mistress, and also because she was too obsessed with the party-like life and could not bring him the peace and warmth of home.

Better stay with Leo—

When this dangerous idea first came to him, he was also taken aback, but it happened to follow him like a shadow and he couldn't get rid of it no matter what, just like the person with a strong desire for control, exclusiveness, and strong sense of territory.

So when the other party called and asked him: "Akun, how are you?", Aguero could subconsciously say it.

"I'm fine, but I'm missing you by my side."

【One Eye Wannian Combination】

Epilogue: One glance at ten thousand years—one affectionate glance at ten thousand years of love, several reincarnations of eternal love, spreading the years as a red carpet, witnessing our limits.

Kakake is finally back! !

Everyone cheered when they realized this.

These years, they have frantically swipe their screens to tease Kaka remotely on social networks. They don’t know if Kaka has been teased, but seeing them come and go every day to tweet and show their affection, how many people are ready to move because of this stand up?

Is it enough for these two idiots? !If this continues, public outrage will rise!

However, what made people's eyes full of tears was that he came back, and the two of them stopped at the same time, which made everyone very uncomfortable. People are such strange creatures.

Unwilling to be lonely, the forum was scrolling through the building. There were endless conjectures about what the two of them did today, and some people even made a summary of them these days with great joy.

I took a photo when it was close to twelve o'clock, and he took a selfie, obviously going to sleep.

: gn[star moon][zzzz]

dnight are you tall? ! !Don't sleep up Hey! !Can you explain whose furry brown head in the lower left corner belongs to whose? ! !Does this hair spin look familiar? ! !

Is it Kaka? !Is it Kaka again? ! ! !

Longevity, the male god is sharing the same bed live! !