[Football] Son of God Raiders Manual

The pictures of this game were quickly circulated. Almost all the players had three or five clear photos, not to mention people like Kaka and Cristiano who are born with their own focus.

The two of them contributed a lot of photos in this game that either owed the IQ or owed the photographer money, but overall they are still much handsomer, so Mifensi can scream "Why are you in arrears again?" "Ah, so handsome, I want to give birth to a monkey for him!"

However, among the many pictures, the most eye-catching one is the picture of Buffon hugging the two of them from left to right and bowing their heads to talk. In that picture, Kaka and Cristiano are wet, with bright smiles on their faces.

Coupled with Buffon talking with his head down and a smile on his face...

"The general attack has started to hook up everywhere again!"

"Hey, it's obvious that there are Italian male models and Juventus in the total attack... er, I didn't mention Juventus."

"Maybe it's because it's too lonely in Juventus..."

"But it's really okay for him to hook up with other couples?!"

Although everyone thought it wrong, Buffon did mean to change jerseys when he pulled them to his locker room, but he didn't realize it until he entered the locker room: Oh, Pirlo.

Pirlo and Kaka are former teammates. If the two of them want to change their jerseys, it will be difficult, and he will have no way to stop them.Although they had already changed their jerseys in the last round, is it possible that his teammates want home jerseys? !

So he turned around, blocked the two of them outside the locker room, and stretched out his hands domineeringly: "Take off your clothes!"

Cristiano and Kaka: ? ? ?

The Brazilian and the Portuguese looked at each other, feeling a little confused.

Why did it start to come off?

Although it's okay to be photographed by the media reporters, but it is obvious that this embarrassment can be avoided by taking two more steps... What's wrong with Buffon?

Could it be that there is something shady in the Juventus locker room? !

But since Buffon insists so much, the two of them can only take it off.As soon as Kaka and Cristiano took off their clothes, they were snatched away, while Buffon waved his hand triumphantly: "Okay, it's all mine, you are not allowed to snatch it from me."

"What are you and I fighting for?" A familiar voice came from behind, and Pirlo walked over slowly. He first smiled at Kaka and Cristiano, and then said slowly to Buffon: "Captain, I didn't expect You are such a person..."

"What's wrong with me? I didn't do anything." Buffon said hastily, and then quickly rushed into the locker room with his jersey in his hand. I know that Pirlo is actually a funny and easy-going person, but when I see his expressionless face, I feel a little trembling in my heart.

"..." But this performance obviously did something, right?Pirlo said he was innocent: "What did he do?"

"Didn't you see?" Cristiano raised his eyebrows, but Kaka knew his former teammate better, so he smiled and said, "He and we changed jerseys."

Pirlo nodded, looked at the two of them up and down several times and frowned: "What about the jersey?"

"The jersey was just brought in by Buffon."

"No, I mean..." Pirlo rubbed his head, looking quite troubled. He is so meek off the court, and when this style is brought to the court, it will make people feel that he... Sleeping while playing football.

But even so, his observation skills are still keen: "I mean, why didn't you give him his jersey?"

"I gave it!" Buffon's voice came from inside, and then Cristiano watched as the door of the locker room was opened, and one hand quickly stretched out and stuffed two jerseys into a person's arms. "I give it now!"

"Even if you gave it." Pirlo said slowly, shaking his hands, there were two jerseys in his hands, one was sweaty and the other was clean and fresh, obviously just out of the cabinet pulled out. "Then what are you going to do for me?"

"..." There was silence in the locker room, and then Cristiano and Kaka heard huge laughter erupting inside, and there were Italian words flying around. Pirlo was expressionless, but Kaka became more helpless the more he listened. Can't help showing a smile.

"Kaka, what are they talking about?" Cristiano couldn't help poking Kaka, the Brazilian was just about to speak with a smile on his face, Pirlo glanced at them, and then pushed open the door of the locker room.

The locker room was quiet, and there was no sound coming out.

???

Cristiano looked over his head, everyone looked serious as if they had just lost the game, and they didn't mean to laugh at all, while Buffon was standing in front of his cabinet and seemed to be drinking water, seeing the two of them coming in very quickly He naturally said hello: "Here we come, I happen to be going to the post-match press conference, so let's go first."

excuseme?

Looking at the back of Buffon leaving in a sports vest, Cristiano was full of thoughts: What happened in the Juventus locker room just now? ?

And at this time, Kaka's faint voice came.

"They're saying that Buffon's going to die in front of Andrea..."

The locker room of Juventus broke the ground collectively, and everyone laughed wildly. People who didn't know thought they were so crazy and happy because they won the game...

But after all, there are winners and losers in football, and the outcome of a game doesn't matter to giants like them. Everyone is a top player and can't afford to lose a game?

The two of them entered the away dressing room at the Bernabeu-to be honest, they haven't been here for a long time, but it doesn't feel very different from the home dressing room.

Especially in the bathroom, the Bernabéu doesn't know why the dressing room is so strange, other places are great, but there is no cubicle in the shower, and there is no place to put soap. When the two of them stepped into the dressing room and looked around, Tevez also made a point of sticking out his naked body from the bathroom to greet them.

"What do you mean?" Cristiano was a little curious. He was proficient in Portuguese, Spanish, English and French, but he didn't know anything about Italian, so he could only look at Kaka for help.

Kaka, on the other hand, looked calm: "Maybe it's the unique communication code inside their locker room."

"No." Marchisio, the third captain of Juventus, finally finished laughing. He came over and patted Pirlo on the shoulder to wipe away his tears. "Andrea is our No.1 in Juventus."

"Then what does this have to do with Buffon's late season?" When the Portuguese asked this sentence, the corner of Pirlo's mouth curved, and Kaka immediately realized what was going on, grabbed Cristiano's arm and smiled: "The secrets of the locker room cannot Random questions, huh?"

In the dressing room of Real Madrid, once Kaka showed a sweet smile, the topic of Kaka and Cristiano can stop here; and in the past in Milan, when Pirlo broke his facial paralysis at the beginning, then the topic about him It is best not to mention any of the words.

This man is very good at pranks. Even Kaka, the powerful prankster, can only show his admiration in front of him. There is still a lot to learn. If you don't want to suffer casually, it's better not to ask about it.

And Juventus's vice team is already very pitiful. After being the vice team for so many years, it's better for them not to let others be tricked by Pirlo.

However, Kaka's kindness was not appreciated, and Marchisio waved his hands: "It's all right! It's not a secret!"

As he spoke, he made a whispering expression and blinked at the two of them to signal them to lean over and talk—with the person in question by his side. Cristiano bowed his waist and leaned over, while Kaka gave Pirlo a helpless smile and winked.

For the sake of your vice team being so pitiful, treat him better? → This is Kaka's past message.

nope. → Pirlo returned a firm look.

Well, since that's the case, Mal, wish you were lucky.Kaka also bent down, and Marchisio was very satisfied to see that both of them came over, coughed lightly and said: "You know, our captain likes to cuddle with others the most outside."

Yes, Buffon likes to cuddle, hug and kiss others the most. If you count carefully, the Italian captain has already molested anyone who is famous in the whole football world, and because of his height, he can hug anyone Very handy, which is why he is nicknamed Master Attacker——

I met Buffon, and Buffon hugged you in his arms, and then took a group photo. When you go back and look at the photo, why the hell do you look like a little girl?

Cristiano and Kaka have already experienced this point, so they nodded one after another. The two of them were hugged and pulled by Buffon all the way, and they had an intuitive understanding of the Juventus goalkeeper's body.

"But since Andrea came, our captain has changed." Marchisio's smile on his face seemed a bit cheap for some reason.

"As you know, our captain has been famous for a long time since he was young, but the years have passed. Some of his friends in the same period have retired and some have left the top league. At this time, Andrea, who had been friends with the captain, transferred will come..."

Pirlo quickly became the core of Juventus' tactics, and even fought fiercely with Buffon. Whether in the club or the national team, the two of them almost fell into a "passionate love" that was inseparable.

However, the sky fails to fulfill people's wishes, and it is not only the friends who are sent, but also the friends who accompany you everywhere with their own skills-the king of pranks.

"So whenever the captain hooks up with others outside, Andrea will say afterwards, 'Jian, what do you think I am, where is the relationship between us?' You can imagine, the expressionless Ann How would you feel when Derea said such a sentence to you?"

Cristiano couldn't figure it out, after all, he had never stayed in a club, so Kaka shivered.

If Pirlo had said such a sentence, no one in their wave would have dared to take a step closer to him at that time-everyone knew that the bad water in the stomach of the Italians began to bubble non-stop.

People like Milan, no matter how innocent or upright they look, their stomachs are all black when they come out!Kaka said that he still has something to learn, and fortunately he is in La Liga where most people are relatively stupid x

"And every time Andrea said these words, our captain would be depressed for a while. After all, no one can bear such a mental attack," Marchisio sighed and couldn't bear to look directly at him. The colored eyes blinked, looked at Kaka and then at Cristiano, "I guess no one in your team is like this, right?"

Kaka smiled without changing his face, and Cristiano remained silent quietly.

Well, even if it's the away dressing room, it's the Bernabéu's dressing room, Real Madrid's venue.

In the field of Real Madrid, once Kaka showed a sweet smile, he would shut up√

Pirlo naturally knew about Kaka, but he didn't expose it, but patted Marchisio on the shoulder.When Marchisio raised his head with a smile on his face, Pirlo sighed.

To be honest, his appearance of a vicissitudes uncle is still very attractive. I don't know how many ignorant women will stumble and cry and fuck me after sighing like this. However, only Kaka knows that he is going to make a big move.

"Claudio, I didn't expect you to think of me so much."

Marchisio blinked his eyes when he heard what Pirlo said. In fact, according to his age, he is one year younger than Cristiano. He can be the third vice-captain at such a young age. It's not easy - especially in front of him there is a first captain who can't survive no matter what.

"What's the matter Andrea, am I wrong?" Marchisio recalled what he said just now, every sentence was objective and fair from the heart, so he had a clear conscience, eh!

"You are right. It seems that I have been too bad to you." Pirlo sighed again, and the Juventus players who had been watching the excitement immediately reacted and began to respond to the call .

"No, no, no, you are always nice to us." "I think you are nice, but we are the ones who are not good!" "Yes, what are you talking about, Claudio, you are obviously wrong!" "That's right , our captain and Andrea are in love with each other!"

"..." When the last sentence came out, the whole dressing room was silent. Everyone looked at each other, and then looked at Tevez who said the last sentence - he had just come out of the bathroom and saw Pirlo changing clothes. The room laughed and immediately said such a sentence without even thinking about it, who knew that the entire locker room would be quiet after that.

So the Portuguese and Brazilians witnessed the miraculous moment—they rushed into the bathroom while taking off half of their clothes, while those who were already dressed immediately tore off their clothes and jumped into the bathroom. He just smirked and said that he was going to go to the bathroom and rushed out the door quickly. In an instant, only the three of them and Tevez, who was standing still, were left in the locker room.

Tevez, who finally realized what he said, looked at the three of them, turned around without hesitation and rushed into the bathroom. For a while, there were ghosts crying and howling in the bathroom, and Pirlo shook his head helplessly after listening to it.

"Oh, young man, you just can't hold your breath."

...Brother, no one can hold back when they see you laughing like this, okay?

Seeing that the bathroom was full, and it was impossible for him to go in to take a bath, Pirlo rubbed his head helplessly, then looked left and right, and asked very seriously: "Can I go to your place to take a bath?"

Go to the home locker room to take a shower? Cristiano only thought for a second before shaking his head sincerely: "It's better not to go." After all, if other people don't know, can he not know?

Every time the game is over, they take a shower as if they were at war. The faucet has to be washed with a rush. Everyone will automatically avoid Modric who has worked hard on the court and exhausted his energy. At the same time, physical confrontation is not enough. Very good player.

If Pirlo goes to take a shower, he won't be able to snatch Real Madrid's cattle-like friends. He can only share the lead with Modric.

...Or everyone will give him a special leader, and then the whole locker room will fall into an even more tragic fight.

For the peace of Real Madrid's locker room, and also to maintain the little image of Real Madrid in front of outsiders, it is better for Pirlo not to go.

"Oh, I can't go." Pirlo sighed, looked around and swept away everyone's things, sat on the bench and patted his side, and smiled at them: "Sit down and talk?"

Kaka naturally sat next to Pirlo without any hesitation. Cristiano hesitated for a moment whether to sit next to Kaka or on the other side of Pirlo. Pirlo patted him on the other side where no one was sitting to help him make a decision .

"Say something?" Cristiano asked, deciding that if they were talking about anything about Milan, he would get up and leave.

Kaka naturally saw his thoughts, so he just smiled at him, then looked at Pirlo very seriously and said: "Andrea, after today's game, what do you think of Real Madrid? Is there anything worthy of your attention?" player of?"

If you want to really understand a team, you only need to play two games. In these two games, Pirlo almost immediately figured out the problem of the second phase of the Galaxy Battleship with his outstanding talent.

"Di Maria didn't play today." Pirlo said first, "To be honest, I was relieved."

Kaka and Cristiano looked at each other and showed helpless smiles at the same time.

Di Maria is also hard to find the second one in Real Madrid. As a player, he is almost at ease playing for Cristiano, Benzema and Kaka. If he is there, Real Madrid's attack fluency At least take it up a notch.

And once Real Madrid's offensive power increases, Pirlo, one of the double midfielders, may have to face the tasks he least wants to face-defense and tackle. Fortunately for him, today Dima Leah didn't play, blame Real Madrid's excellent personnel for too much accumulation.

"Then...Alonso, he put a lot of pressure on me in the midfield, and I want to say that you Real Madrid can win today, and he contributed a lot." Pirlo paused and sighed. "He is very able to stabilize the midfield order and prop up the spine of Real Madrid. I can't make it through." Otherwise, Juventus's attack could not be so weak today. Pirlo is invincible, and as long as Pirlo is guarded, basically It also cut off most of the attack output.

Pirlo, the world's best midfielder genius.

"And the problems in your midfield are clearly exposed. The front of the penalty area is useless. You rely too much on the striker when you attack. It seems that you can't wait for the defender to pass the ball directly to Ronaldo, and then it depends on whether Ronaldo scores or not." Today's first That's it for a goal.

"Of course I can score goals." Cristiano took it as a matter of course. Pirlo glanced at him and wanted to say, "Young people should not be so confident." I didn't say anything, just nodded: "I know you can score goals, but Real Madrid's offensive methods can't rely on you alone."

"There are also Kaka, Karim, Sergio, Marcelo..." Cristiano snapped his fingers unconvinced, and Pirlo was not excited, but said slowly: "The defense also participates in the offense. Everyone is sharp, that's why you were tied by us in the last round."

Ok.

But anyway, we won this game!

"I think you won this game because of the superstar effect of you and Kaka." Pirlo analyzed calmly, "It can be said that without the two of you, we would not have lost such a Real Madrid. It's just that Juventus doesn't have such a strong attacking point."

When returning from the Juventus locker room, Cristiano's face was full of deep thought, and Kaka noticed his expression and patted him on the head: "What's wrong?"

"No, I just think what he said makes sense..." Cristiano frowned fiercely, "No, I'm going to talk to the coach!"

"What are you worried about?" Kaka smiled helplessly and grabbed the person who was in a hurry to leave. "The coach is not stupid, he knows what to do." Can these players think that someone as smart as Ancelotti would not know?

At this moment, the Italian coach in front of him raised his eyebrows and said: "Our defense may need to be rectified..."

Cristiano thought about it for a while, and immediately pulled Kaka back to take a shower as soon as they stayed in the dressing room of the away game, everyone should have finished washing!

When returning to the locker room, Marcelo happened to ask Ramos through his throat, "How do you rate yourself for your performance in this game?"

Ramos laughed and waved his hand boldly: "You can score eleven points, and you will not be afraid to be proud if you give one more point."

"Smelly shameless..." Cristiano couldn't help complaining, and Ramos was almost blinded by two glittering people when he turned around - the color of Buffon's jersey was just a large piece of gold.

The author has something to say: I tried the anti-theft badge for the first time, and I don’t know if it will work hahaha...

If the senses are not very good this time, I will not release it in the future, it will still be the same as before!

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