[Football] Son of God Raiders Manual

Chapter 45

After a long time, fifa's official twitter launched an interactive topic: Everyone, tell me, what is the weirdest game you have ever seen?

There are all kinds of answers in leagues around the world, in all kinds of situations, and their peculiarities make people dumbfounded and sigh that reality is more exciting than jokes. However, one of the answers occupies a large proportion and has won nearly [-] rewards. Like and leave a comment.

My whole family is pure white heart: [Has anyone watched the No.13 match between Real Madrid and Magala in the 14-15 season of La Liga?As a Real Madrid fan for 70 years, my grandfather said that he has watched football for half his life and this is the first time he has seen this style of play. You must know that he has been watching football for half a century.Let me tell you that I watched Cassie’s retirement game. It can be seen that even at the age of 45, Cassie still has a terrifying and stable performance, so I went back to watch that game... …

The picture is too beautiful.

I simply wonder if San Cassie is possessed by Sergio's heroic spirit.There is nothing to love in life.jpg]

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Spicy Moss: [Hahahaha, I feel sorry for the upstairs. I also watched Real Madrid play a Champions League game. It seems to be that season. Sergio sent Casillas off with an elbow, just ten minutes into the game When I saw it, I almost drowned in the intoxicating painting style of our Real Madrid. 】

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Is Real Madrid funny today: [Let me tell you about a game I watched, which I will never forget.

Let me repeat to you a commentary at that time: "Oh oh oh!! Ramos is coming up!! He is asking for the ball! Our Real Madrid vice team is still a hero! You can see that he is almost half alone standing in the door In the line, if it can be passed to him at this time... goooal!! Bell!"

……

Feel it with your heart, I have already called the police. 】

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Xiao Chang Chang lifetime tweeted: [Hahahahaha you all have stories upstairs.

To be honest, I started watching football from the "kiss of the century" with Kaka, which was also my first football match, and they were not in the same team at that time!That should be the weirdest match I've ever seen. The two sides were going to fight, but it turned out that we witnessed the birth of the friendship of the century...]

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Head of the Royal Magical Knights: [Upstairs, you obviously haven't seen the big world. I also saw the two of them openly gnaw their necks on the court, and a red mark came out.At that time, I didn't think much of it at all. At first glance, I thought that tsk tsk, the relationship between brothers is really good.

Until the two of them came out a few years ago.

Criska, a pair of strange CPs who dare to show their affection in public.

I was so scared that I dropped my phone on the ground. 】

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Chang Chang looked at Xiao Xiao in horror and said: [Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you have to take a closer look at your game and see if your game is the same as the landlord's back Saint Kaxi in this game is not the same game as the landlord's back Saint Kaxi in this game!

When it comes to this game, I can't help but talk about it!

Rookie striker Iker Casillas and rookie goalkeeper Ramos.

What a match! !How perfect! !How harmonious! !As expected of my great royal magic group! !

However, I guessed the beginning but not the ending...

This game almost broke my Dashuituo CP!

After all the hardships and dangers, Cassie finally got the ball! !

So I gear up and start cheering for him! !

Who knew that Cassie stretched out her hand subconsciously...the ball was missed, but Shui Shui got it full.

I'm almost calling the police. 】

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Galaxy Warship One Star: [Upstairs you can hug and cry with La La Moss hahahahaha!

The forest is really big and there are all kinds of birds. I suddenly felt that the century match between Portugal and Brazil was nothing at all 233

But even so, I still want to ask,

Why do the two of them have to go to the locker room to change their jerseys, can't they usually stay at home? ?

Urgent, wait online. 】

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Juan Sailuo: [484 upstairs? "Eat food with your lover at home" and "eat food with your lover outside" are completely different fields. 2333]

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The master is mighty and domineering: [Actually, they are the same everywhere, don't ask me how I know, my name is the Real Madrid onlookers. 】

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Do friends like my football Amway: [I rely on Hahahaha upstairs to be really convinced!Let me also talk about the weirdest game I watched!That was the simulation training match of Real Madrid, I was so excited and laughed that I couldn’t take care of myself hhhhh]

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The left-handed male god and the right-handed idol: [Everyone upstairs is a strong man hahahahaha think about it carefully, why did my emperor's painting style become like this without knowing it...]

As you can see, this match between Real Madrid and Magala was originally just a very ordinary La Liga game. In the 38 games of the year, it should be forgotten in an instant like others, but in fact it is in ten. A few years later, this game is still talked about by the Meilingers, which is enough to prove the degree of magic in it...

The timeline went back to before the start of the game, and Kaka whispered to him: "Wait a minute, let's pay attention, if we can help a little..."

"I think it is more reliable to score a few more goals. After all, if it follows this rhythm, the most reliable part of Real Madrid will become the least reliable part." They also whispered, the two of them The expression was serious and serious, and the atmosphere of rushing to the battlefield was on the verge of breaking out.

"Don't talk nonsense," Kaka paused, "No matter what happens, Igor will not become the most unreliable link."

"..." Oh yes, they also have the crazy team behind Real Madrid, and the midfield team with occasional convulsions, plus the forced pie-eating forward team.

Why does Real Madrid's rhythm become more and more magical? !

"So how many more goals did we score in the first half?" In the end, it was wise to decide not to discuss any strange things casually, and to participate in the offense and score more goals later is the truth.

At the beginning of the game, Real Madrid used the blitz principle to threaten Magala's goal in minutes. Kaka crossed the ball and gave it to Magala's friends. A lesson from Copenhagen, several people gathered around at once, the Portuguese transferred the ball to Bell without thinking, but Bell shot wide from 35 yards in front of the goal.

His face turned dark, but he didn't say anything, he just nodded his head and prepared to go back to continue the game. Kaka naturally noticed his expression, but he didn't say anything but just smiled helplessly.

Real Madrid's front and back forwards have to work harder. Real Madrid's top card, strongest firepower player, unlimited firepower, first pick owner of the ball, ronaldo is already vaguely uncomfortable. If this continues, the Portuguese But I would rather force myself to shoot than pass the ball.

But if there is Kaka, there is basically no need to worry about such a situation. Even if he sees that other people can't pass, but when Kaka is also running, he will definitely pass the ball!

Everyone can see the Portuguese's eagerness and desire to attack, but even the Portuguese, who is eager to score goals, will pass the ball without hesitation when Kaka is running. The celebration made the on-site commentary sigh: "This is the amazing brotherhood on the court!"

He has a strong sense of responsibility and the ability to match it, so when he is attacking on the court, he will take responsibility on his own.A commentator once lamented: "Playing Real Madrid is so easy to hit the ball, just put two people on him to defend him... because he can't pass the ball at all. And the fact is that, no matter how difficult the situation is, he will Complete the attack by ourselves, but we don’t know if we can go further, this is probably the difference between a god and a person who is closest to a god.”

"Football is an eleven-man game, but we expect heroism more. We don't want to see other people attract double-teams and pass the ball to them and score safely... We just want to see a fool and top With three defenders forcing a shot."

"How unreasonable this goal is, it can be scored, this kind of sport that makes our blood spurt-this man who makes our blood spurt."

He is still running tirelessly, his eyes are burning with fighting spirit, the saying that the man who works hard is the most handsome is also applicable to football, the people at this moment make the whole world unable to look away.At this moment, the lonely walker finally has someone who can walk side by side, and they will work together to create more incredible things.

"Ronaldo! He got the ball again! Magala obviously wanted to foul him, but Real Madrid No. [-]'s physical fitness seems to be ridiculously good. Since his debut, his rotation opportunities have been pitiful. Kaka can also stand side by side, are they two monsters?" The on-site commentator only had time to marvel at this sentence before he could only sigh.

He is indeed a monster.

Almost the entire defensive line of Magala is piled up outside the small penalty area. They have learned their lesson when facing Real Madrid. Although this coach looks a little better than Mourinho, but because of "caravans and dogs "The people of Malaga who have been ridiculed for a long time are still living in the shadow of Real Madrid!

So they placed a bus in front of their goal almost cautiously, enclosing their penalty area tightly, let alone people, and the ball would not even think about passing.But the kind of person who gives up easily?

Of course he is not.

Kaka didn't move forward at this time, and he wasn't even nearby—in order to organize the attack and make the Galaxy Battleship more smooth, he had retreated to the middle circle.

The three or four people in front of him could hardly see the position of the goal. He shot hard and forcefully. The football hit the opponent's leg and bounced back.

Because of his shot just now, Magala's players seemed to be a little slack, but it was just a moment of slack that found a small gap between seven or eight legs.

There is a gap!

"Al!! Ronaldo!!" Sky Sports' commentary quickly cheered. "God, there are almost five people standing in front of him, and there are even three people guarding him in a straight line distance. How did he hit this ball?!"

It was obvious that everyone present was very curious. After scoring the goal, they dragged Kaka to celebrate. Others even stopped walking and looked up at the big screen.

The replay started to catch the ball and enter the penalty area. The person in front of him blocked it. The bicycle changed direction and turned to avoid it, and then faced the opponent's defense that was almost a wall. A burst shot was blocked by someone's leg in the chaos, but it was still blocked. He controlled under his feet, the Portuguese took two steps sideways with the ball and then squinted his eyes and hit the football hard with his thighs.

"Well, scoring goals under such a defense is terrifying enough..." the on-site commentator sighed, "Our players did a good job defending, but it's a pity that we met him."

After the goal, they breathed a sigh of relief. Now that they have at least one goal ahead, they are not afraid of what happens next, but the Portuguese soon found that they were too happy too early.

"Ooh!! Chance for Magala!!" Hang Cassie time hasn't passed yet!Warriors of Malaga!Please don't be careless on the ground!The on-site commentator slapped the table excitedly, but soon there was a scene that silenced his entire body.

Casillas, strike.

If it's just like this, they won't find it strange. After all, although Cassie said that he has relatively few attacks, he still has this skill as a goalkeeper, but this time...

Maybe it's too far to attack? ?

Seeing that Casillas had already run out of the penalty area, everyone showed a dull expression.

Wait, what is this for?

Cassie Where are you going, Cassie? ? ?

In the official game, Casillas rushed out excitedly with his hair on his head, and the camera followed his steps closely. If the cameraman staggered a little at this time, he would find that Ramos was doing the same from the other side. Fly over here...

"My God?!! Iker Casillas actually... oh, Ramos came to make a clearance and he kicked the ball away! Yes, the football was kicked away with such force! We can see him like this It landed right on our 32nd camera in the pitch! Let's see the angle from that camera!"

No.30 The second camera is in the auditorium, and it is located in the middle of the court. It is estimated that the distance from Ramos' position to this camera is about 80 meters-that is to say, within the distance of this camera This is the scene received within the field of vision: the people on the court are moving like ants, and in an instant a ball flies over from the direction of the court, and hits the camera unexpectedly, shaking the whole camera. Then it swayed.

...Wow, Master Shui has good footwork.

And when the camera turned back to the court, everyone found that their San Cassie actually grabbed Ramos in his arms?

Wait, what's the situation! ?

Not to mention the broadcast commentary on Sky Sports, the on-site commentary was all ignorant.What happened just now was that Magala's players rushed towards Real Madrid's penalty area with the ball, and Real Madrid's defense today is exceptionally reliable for some reason, but the tenacious Magala players still struggled to break through. Looking up, they saw a magical scene.

Iker Casillas, Real Madrid's goalkeeper, was rushing towards them, as if they were already within a few steps of the goal in the penalty area - and because of this, Joaquin, who was dribbling the ball, subconsciously I looked up and looked around before I was sure that I was still in the restricted area.

However, it was precisely this raising of the head that caused him to hesitate for a moment, so even though he saw Ramos rushing towards him with the same ferocious expression, he didn't have time to dodge, but was kicked by the Spaniard. sky.

... really send you to the west.

The football flew too high and too far, and everyone was embarrassed. Ramos used too much force and couldn't brake the car and collided with Joaquin. At this time, San Cassie came late and grabbed the man's arm to prevent him He fell to the ground, but who knew that Ramos's inertia was too great, and he crashed into Cassie's solid arms all at once.

So when the camera turned around, I saw this scene - the domineering president Igor grabbed Ramos, who was standing unsteadily, into his arms, and then patted him on the back with his right hand, like As if to comfort him not to be afraid, Ramos paused for a moment, then hugged Cassie tightly, and for a moment Cassie's face showed a frown expression that was half a smile but not a smile.

Oh papa, your boyfriend's strength is off the charts! ! !The countless female fans at the scene have selectively forgotten that it was Papa who killed himself and ran to the front to cause this scene to happen. They only saw these two people kissing me!

But what about in practice?

Casillas patted Ramos on the back, and asked with concern: "Is he not dead?"

Ramos can be considered to have experienced what a shocking moment is. Although he used to desperately chase the ball back, he knew that Cassie was guarding the goal at the back at that time, so he was not really worried.

But today, their Saint Cassie ran out... Ramos, who was frightened out of his wits, didn't have a good face when he heard these words, and immediately stretched out his strong arms to circle the man and strangled him fiercely: "Of course I'm not dead!"

In an instant, Casillas' face changed, but Ramos soon let go. After all, the staff had brought a spare football to allow the game to continue.

He and Kaka looked at each other, and suddenly felt dark in front of them.

It's over, the game is on a tightrope.

Look at Cassie's unhesitating ruthlessness in rushing out just now!Obviously, there is a posture of going nowhere. If Ramos does not help, the ball will be missed.But what makes Kaka interesting is that for the first time in the game, Casillas showed a sincere smile on his face, while Ramos kept wrinkling his face, as if walking into something It's like an infinite loop, which looks very pitiful.

You deserve it, you've been punished for bullying Cassie's papa all the time!

The backcourt was indeed chaotic enough, but it was obvious that Magala's players were shocked by Casillas' run. After all, it might be the first time they saw the Real Madrid goalkeeper rushing out of the penalty area in front of them and rushing towards them. In front of him, his defenders—they deserved the title of defenders in this game—rushed after him, not knowing whether they wanted to stop the ball or stop him...

Kaka ran to the sidelines to drink some water, and Ancelotti said unhurriedly not far away: "The situation is very critical now."

The Brazilian looked up at him, then at his colleagues on the pitch.

"I think the current situation is pretty good." Kaka smiled, then put the water on the ground and got up to move around, and continued to participate in the game, while Ancelos smiled and shook his head helplessly behind him.It's still that this kid understands what's on his mind, and he wouldn't have said that if someone else had come here just now.

After Kaka returned to the field, he used his running position to say a word to everyone. This sentence changed everyone's expressions: shock, doubt, and also some excitement. After all, what Kaka said was true. It's amazing, and if it's true, it's a terrifying scene for them to face next.

So what did Kaka say?

He just smiled and said, "Let's widen the score and have fun."

This sentence of playing to your heart's content hit everyone's minds and immediately became energetic. Holding the Brazilian's arm, he was about to fight back into the opponent's penalty area. What is amazing is that Kaka followed without any resistance. Going, Benzema and Bell retreated and moved in the middle with helpless expressions, to make room for the loving combination.

Lived up to everyone's expectations. With 10 minutes left before the end of the first half, Di Maria kicked the ball to the frontcourt. Kaka, who was scumbag in stealing the ball, received the ball. , then turned around, and was stunned a few steps away. Before he realized it, the football had already reached his feet, and he only needed to lift his foot——

"Gooal! · Ronaldo! The goal was beautiful. Kaka's reciprocation made the game progress perfectly. I have to say that the relationship between the two of them is really good."

The reason why the commentator can sigh so much is because the two of them didn't think about their weight at all when they celebrated. They jumped on Kaka's body as soon as they raised their legs, and bent down before the other party had time to react.

"Wow... It seems that Ronaldo is going to lose weight." The commentator laughed knowingly, "Kaka didn't stand still, and fell to the ground all at once. To be precise, Kaka and Ronaldo fell together It's on the ground, but it looks like the two of them didn't get hurt and they're still silly and happy, look at the Brazilian's neck, God, that big piece of red..."

The commentary was also said in a mocking tone. After all, what did the Real Madrid couple hold hands, kiss, fake cry and elope on the court?This time it's just a bite on the neck, it's nothing.

But unfortunately, some people are more sensitive to this part of the neck...

Kaka smiled wryly and stretched out her hand to pinch the waist of the person on her body. Seeing the person trembling, she said slowly, "ronaldo?"

Oh.

The Portuguese originally wanted to climb down from the Brazilian quietly, but Kaka knocked him to the ground. Before the lying Portuguese felt that something was wrong, the weight on it seemed to increase. Increased, increased again...

When everyone got out of the way, the completely unsuspecting Portuguese had his eyes darkened, and finally stood up, then glared viciously at the people around him.It must be his idea again!

If not, he will eat his mobile phone live!

It seems that there is still no guarantee that the two goals will be scored. Thinking about it, they scored six goals against Magala last season, and the Portuguese scored four goals. Already scored twice.

Could this be the so-called "I have no grievances with you, but I just like to bully you"?

"Ronaldo is only one step away from the record." The commentary of Sky Sports suddenly said as if remembering something, "He is about to leave a strong mark in Real Madrid's historical shooter. According to this record, Raul's team It is only a matter of time before the first record in history is broken."

"At that time, another miracle will be born. Come to think of it, Melinger, it only took five years for the Portuguese to achieve all this!" However, before the commentator had time to praise Real Madrid's number seven, Real Madrid's backcourt was another The crisis began.

"Oh my god... Ramos! His performance today is enough to be called a full score!" It is really amazing. Who would have thought that Ramos has not rushed to the half of the opponent for 32 minutes since the start of the game. In the field to go!

And now, the game has just reached No. 303 minutes!

The frontcourt once again set off an offensive frenzy, and the backcourt was very calm for a while. Casillas looked at the honest defenders standing in other positions, and then looked at Ramos in front of him who was panicking, and laughed. : "Maybe this is really an effective way."

"No, no, I don't think this method is effective at all." Ramos gritted his teeth, "Igor, my good captain, I made a mistake and I will definitely quit in the future. Please don't do this again in the future." Is it okay to stubble?"

It is rare for Sergio Ramos to ask for help. After all, as a spoiled child, he has enough capital not to bow to others.

But today, Casillas finally succeeded once by injuring the enemy by one thousand and injuring himself by eight hundred!

"Sese, I also want to experience it. The feeling of charging forward. Every game I can only stand at the end, which is very sad."

Ramos looked at the person in front of him speechlessly.Igor, just say what you say, why do you still act righteously, he is right, he is what the whole world looks like?

"I don't believe that no one has knocked on your door to beat you these days." The Real Madrid vice team deliberately showed a vicious expression in an attempt to scare their captain, but his captain just glanced at him indifferently, and then felt helpless. Take a breath: "If nothing unexpected, there will be after tonight."

"Ah?" Ramos was stunned, and then patted his chest: "Don't worry, Igor, I will protect you and you, just like protecting the King's Cup!"

"...You should roll as far as you can."

Why can the backcourt quarrel so leisurely?Naturally, it was because the frontcourt was completely chaotic.Today, thanks to Carlo Ancelotti's whim, Real Madrid's formation has appeared in various forms such as "diamond position" and "chain defense". Magala is about to be beaten crazy. The third ball was quickly conceded.

The ball was sent into the opponent's goal by Kaka, and it was Kaka who fed the cake. Kaka showed a happy smile with his teeth bared, and rushed forward with a lunge. The whole person hugged him and did not let go.

"Wait, I'm going to be smothered to death..." Before he could say anything, he felt a pain in his neck, then Kaka jumped off his body, looked at him with a smile on his face for a while, and finally With a grin in his creepy eyes, he turned and left.

Damn, this rabbit really holds a grudge. After being bitten, he would bite back and touch his own neck. It was so painful. The Brazilians used all their strength to ensure that there were no traces, and almost broke the skin.

It would be great if this game ended so simply. Now that the invisible wings of Real Madrid have been removed, the attack power will naturally decrease, but Kaka and He have perfectly plugged this loophole—they The offensive power is more than enough to make up for all this.

However, it is very simple to prevent Kaka and Kaka, one person, two or four people are enough, but are other people so easy to want to fight with?And they have Kaka, Bale, and Benzema. If Magala really wants to completely prevent them, there will only be three or two kittens left, which is not enough for Real Madrid's midfielder to break through.

Take all precautions, Kakahe didn't expect Ramos to dare to run to the front, maybe the forward couldn't hold back so he rushed over.

But it was useless, the opponent almost broke the ball from Isco's feet in front of him, and then there was a big foot pass, the football slid across a beautiful arc in front of him, and then watched helplessly. He flew in the direction of another person...

Sese is angry, Sese is wronged, Sese feels bitter but Sese doesn't say anything.

Everyone was amazed by how Ramos rushed to the front again without fear of life and death, but soon everyone remembered something and turned their heads to look at the defense.

Yes, when the incident happened just now, the bosses seemed to have forgotten to stay behind, but eager to come to the front to enjoy the joy of attacking, but Casillas didn't say anything, just quietly Looking at them quietly, the smile on his face was full of encouragement.

Hey, that looks scary.

Soon everyone seemed to realize something, quietly shrank their necks and said nothing, only Casillas glanced in their direction, or in the direction of Ramos.

The Spaniard shivered for a moment, feeling bad all over.

At the beginning of the second half, Real Madrid finally became the Real Madrid that everyone is familiar with, and Casillas also stood quietly in front of the goal without any other actions. This really made many people breathe a sigh of relief-why? !

"Iker Casillas' counter attack! My God, he actually cut the ball off the touchline! Maybe Real Madrid need to think about letting Casillas appear on the front line..."

Yes, San Kasi rushed out under the stunned gaze of everyone, shoveled the ball neatly under the stunned gaze of the opponent player, then patted the grass on his body and stood up, giving the person in front of him a brilliant blow. smile.

"Are you OK?"

Uncle, brother, this is the question we want to ask you, okay? Are you all right? !The Magala players wanted to cry, but they never expected that in the last round—not even the last round, in the Champions League a few days ago, Real Madrid was not like this!

When did Real Madrid realize the full striker? !This broken club sooner or later pill! !

The game was won without any suspense, without a big score, or even a wonderful shot, but it made everyone boil.

Maca: All staff are sharpened!Where is the next step for Real Madrid?

Aspen: St. Casey, out of the goal, into the world!

World Sports Daily: San Cassie is dissatisfied with Real Madrid, Barcelona is the best choice

...The first two are acceptable, World Sports Daily, you are too yy!

Of course, there must be an interview after the game, and Ancelotti also made a difficult case this time.According to previous management, he must have taken Casillas with him, because he is the captain and can help him solve some problems.

But Cassie is the hot topic today. If the Italian coach is not sure that he can bring him back, he expressed a little fear.

"Well," Kaka thought for a while, "Cris will go with you."

"Ah?" "Karma?" The Portuguese and the Italian coach made a surprise sound at the same time. After all, when they heard Kaka speak, they already thought it would be the Brazilian who volunteered to follow.

"Coach, don't underestimate the attractiveness of the topic of Cris." Kaka smiled and patted the shoulder of the Italian coach, as if to imply something, "If you don't want everyone to ask too much about Igor, it is best to bring Cris Good choice."