[Football] Son of God Raiders Manual

On July 2011, 7, the whole Real Madrid team gathered in advance and boarded the plane to Baiyun Airport. According to the arrangement, after arriving at the hotel, they will have a morning message time, and they will be arranged to go to Tianhe Sports in the afternoon. The center conducts public training.

When he was about to get off the plane, Mourinho specially told everyone: "If someone asks you if you know how to write your Chinese name, you must say no, do you hear clearly?" I also watched a lot of excitement, first of all, Ramos, at the beginning of June, the Spaniard showed off his Chinese name on his social network, but he didn’t know why it increased a lot, and everyone burst into laughter Saying his name is so cool, it made the Spaniard smug for days.

However, is Real Madrid a team that allows Ramos to flirt?of course not!So in the next few days, everyone who was lurking started to share their "Chinese name". Here, Benzema is holding a piece of paper with the word "Benzema" written on it, triumphantly. Fans of Dongfang said his name means a galloping horse; Di Maria’s P picture with words laughed and said that Dongfang called him an angel, and even the words were cute; Higuain secretly raised a Little Smoking Gun, quite cutely asked why he would give him a smoking gun when he asked a friend from the East how to write his name...

There were only two people who were the first to realize that something was wrong.Casillas found that although someone taught him how to write his name on his social network, that person easily brought the pronunciation of these two characters. The pronunciation represented by the two characters immediately had a bad association with the captain of Real Madrid.So, as the only smart person in the team, he took the lead in turning on Google Translate.

...The iron-like facts proved that his association was correct, and those two words really meant what Dad meant.According to the explanations of the fans, although he is only 29 years old this year, he has been in the team for a long time. He is old, experienced, and has a calm and steady personality. Are you a conscientious parent?Especially when the captain is in front of the door with his hands on his hips, isn't that the best portrayal of the father who looks like he's being cheated?

Although the fans made good sense and praised him fiercely, Cassie didn't want to recognize a dozen or two sons who were in their early [-]s just like himself...

Real Madrid captain, who felt that he was almost cheated by the fans, immediately translated the names of everyone including himself, and was perplexed by the string of square and complicated characters.

The second person to realize it was Granero. Although he didn't spread too much on social networks, there were still many enthusiastic fans who came to tell him his name. However, people who used Google Translate as wisely found that The names given by the fans cannot be said to be incorrect. After all, both Pirates and Wenqing can be regarded as his nicknames... However, after all, he is a person who holds a master's degree in psychology. Names were also researched, and it was concluded that the names taught to them by enthusiastic fans were all nicknames for them.

When he shared the news in the Real Madrid first-team group, the group that was still lively discussing his Chinese name suddenly became quiet as if everyone had disconnected, and then only a few days ago. Varane of the group spoke timidly. As a schoolmaster, he has a strong curiosity, so when the Real Madrid generals showed their Chinese names one after another in the past few days, he quietly learned these names. After reading, and the meaning of the name, it turned out that I knew a lot of "□□"...

So for the first time, a group of big-name players in Real Madrid collectively had the urge to kill themselves at home and not go out to meet people, orz, especially Ozil, who knew his nickname was daughter-in-law and got a better understanding of this. What does the name mean? After that, the avatar was blackened almost immediately, presumably because the blow was too big and it was blackened directly.

But life still has to go on, and the days are counting and finally it's time to go to China, so their coach didn't worry about them before getting off the plane, so he specially asked them.This time, not only the members of the second phase of the Galaxy Battleship, but also a few new players, of course, the most worth mentioning are Varane and Coentrao - Coentrao is the brain-dead rice of their Portuguese captain Of course I don’t mention the points, Varane is really a big guy: It is rumored that when Zidane called and asked him if he would like to join Real Madrid, he directly stated that he was preparing for the exam and asked Zidane to call him later. he.

Heaven testifies!If the French call or Kaka, no matter what is important at the moment, they will put it down first.From this point of view, this person is also a dick!And the performance in the group a few days ago also shows that this person's reaction is really fast enough.

After the team arrived, they were warmly welcomed at the airport. The whole team had more or less support groups. Mifensi wore jerseys and held various posters, scarves and signs. The Mifens saw their male gods—although from a certain point of view, I am indeed right, but it is a bit strange to have such an expression on the boy's face, which can't help but make the Real Madrid generals feel a little nervous .

And everyone's taste is really different, like Iker Casillas, whether as the captain or the most reliable defense in the team, there is a kind of gentleness all over his body that makes people can't help but respect and intimacy ;Alonso, the charm of a mature man, Albiol, the grass of the Real Madrid team, Ramos, the appearance is handsome and beautiful, Benzema, the strong exotic style, Kaka, the son of God who is gentle and flawless as jade, , domineering president style... These aesthetics are all understandable.

What the hell are the others? !They admit that Pepe is usually a good person, but she is not to the point where she can be called a little public opinion, right? !And Adebayor, they said that the player known as "August" seems to have the same eyesight as a famous male star in the East? !

Oh, the cultural differences between East and West are really huge...

The Portuguese and the Brazilian walked in the middle and back of the team as usual. At first they were chatting casually, but as soon as they showed their faces, they felt dark in front of them: it was just that the fans were screaming too much The resulting temporary scare flies.

The two people who came back to their senses immediately followed behind the big team, just in case they cautiously did not lean over to sign for the fans. If impossible chaos occurs, or even a stampede occurs, it is better for them not to do these things.

This time I came to China to play a friendly match, and the room layout is still the same as before: Real Madrid conjoined twins live in one room as usual, and the captain and deputy captain live in one room—except Cassie, no one can control Ramos—the third The four captains live in one room—that is, Pepe has a good temper and will not kill Marcelo when he is noisy, and at the same time has enough force to kill the Brazilian when he makes too much noise.The next step is free distribution. Coentram scratched his head and looked at Xueba pitifully.

The two share a room, but the Portuguese national team seems to have fallen into a vicious cycle of being born against books. Up to now, Nani still believes that they don't want to read because all the reading cells of the team have been sucked away by their captain.

Seeing the pleading eyes of his new teammates, Varane was also a little embarrassed.He closed his book and smiled at the Portuguese: "Then... what do you want to play?"

When Kakahe knocked on the door of the two of them, only Varane stood at the door. Seeing that they were surprised for a moment, they pointed to the room clearly: "Come to find Fabio? He is already asleep. "Huh?" The two were stunned at the same time, why is this guy still sleeping after sleeping on the plane for so long?And when you got off the plane, weren't you still very energetic? ?

In this regard, Varane whispered guiltily: "I invited him to discuss mathematics with me..."

And Kaka said that they both have this expression: -_-||

But people still have to shout, after all, they have to gather and prepare to go to Tianhe Sports Center.On the bus to the sports center, Mourinho briefly introduced their itinerary this afternoon: ordinary recovery training, and then played a friendly match with 109 children to commemorate the 109th anniversary of Real Madrid.

As soon as they heard that there were children, the Evas became energetic all of a sudden, especially Ozil, his big eyes sparkled, and his face was full of longing to play with the children. At the beginning, the behavior of the Germans can be regarded as a model for a generation of young wives: follow the children conscientiously to prevent them from falling, and if they fall, they will immediately help them up, pat the gray and comfort them softly, or hold them in their arms and whisper softly ——It doesn't matter if the children can't understand.

But even if the children don't understand, they can still feel the kindness of this big-eyed foreign uncle, so the gentle and max Germans are soon surrounded by children.

Also surrounded were Iker Casillas, Kaka and Iker Casillas. Sitting in front of the goal, Cassie originally wanted to tell the children about responsibility and responsibility, but seeing their expectant eyes, the Spanish captain had to speak slowly in English. Tell some cute little stories; most of the people surrounding Kaka are girls. Although they are still young, they already have basic aesthetics. The faces of Brazilians obviously meet their definition of handsome men.

And what surrounded the Portuguese was a complete foul, okay? !girl!Let go of the hand holding the president's thigh!You are here to play football, not to engage in idolatry!And the little boy over there!Don't blush!Act like a man!