The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

Today is the day when Dr. Abundantia's daughter, Matou Sakura, went to work for the first time.

It's very memorable.

For this reason, Hiroshin Shibuma deliberately brought a camera on the way to send Matou Sakura to work, just to take a photo of his little daughter at the gate of the Armed Detective Agency.

The "Gear Fairy" logo on the Polaroid camera is destined to be very useful, and the reality is the same. Even if there is only Sakura Matou standing at the door, the photos taken by the camera still show the armed detective All members of the society.

What a fantastic camera.

Through the thick walls, the camera captured the movements of the people in the room at this moment. However, the members of the armed detective agency in the photos seemed to be busy repairing something and did not look at the camera. They seemed to be in some trouble.

After Hiroshin Shima took Matou Sakura upstairs, he saw Kunikida Doppo and several members around the TV, discussing with some embarrassment, it seemed that there was something wrong with the TV, and the screen was full of snowflakes.

"Since we can't negotiate a result, we should just use the simplest method."

Tanizaki Junichiro raised his hand, ready to slap the disobedient monitor.

Fortunately, Yu Shenshejian hurried two steps to stop him.

"Hey, Dr. Abbandantia?" Atsushi Nakajima was taken aback, "Do you still repair monitors?"

Yu Shenshejian almost knew the problem with the TV at a glance, and then took out the gloves from his pocket: "I will, but if he slaps the palm just now, I won't be able to."

Tanizaki Junichiro withdrew his hand with a smile.

"Do you have repair tools?" Most of the TVs here are cable TV, and this building is not young. The insulation layer of the wires buried inside is aging, which is the crux of the problem.

Kunikida Doppo brought a cardboard box from the utility room, which was filled with messy tools from screws to pumps, and handed it all to Hiroshin Shema.

It can be said that it is very cooperative.

In just a few minutes, before the members of the Armed Detective Agency were ready to witness the legendary Dr. Abundantia's working state, the TV had already been repaired.

"No cable bills starting next month."

Yu Shenshejian's tone was calm and breezy, he took off his gloves and put them in his pockets unhurriedly, and then carefully instructed Ma Tongying:

"Work hard, remember to drink plenty of water, and I will pick you up in the afternoon."

Then left.

It was so neat that none of the members of the Armed Detective Agency reacted.

"No, has it been repaired so quickly? How does it feel like slapping the TV?" Junichiro Tanizaki picked up the remote control and turned on the TV.

Then the logo on the TV screen is no longer the original manufacturer's trademark, but has become - the familiar gear fairy logo!

Has the TV been assimilated with supernatural powers in such a short period of time? Dr. Abundantia is really amazing.

Junichiro Tanizaki couldn't help admiring secretly, and then he was at a loss for tens of thousands of TV channels.

Weird channels added!

Now, even Dazai Osamu, who had been silently observing just now, and Edogawa Ranpo, who showed a lack of interest just now, came over.

"What are these?" Tanizaki Junichiro used the remote control to switch to a channel he hadn't seen before.

[The 2020th World Mid-Air Splits Competition in 36 was a surprise!Ms. Muto, the host who won the 63rd consecutive championship, was hit by bird droppings and her eyes were paralyzed. In the end, the champion was an innocent 5-year-old black girl playing with a bouncy castle in the park next door! 】

change channels——

[The poems (excerpts) of the famous poet Nakahara Chuya and Kunikida Doppo were included in the prenatal education textbook, and the fetus was required to recite them proficiently, which caused countless pregnant women to protest on the streets! 】

change channels——

[Hello, audience friends!Welcome to our show, the next challenger will stand on one leg on the top of a snow mountain and iron 100 rabbits in a row with an electric iron!Can he beat his own record from last year?let us wait and see! 】

change channels——

[Retired javelin thrower Gilgamesh switched to an educational institution, and the business is to remotely drop light bulbs into the mouths of crying children... It is currently well received and rated as the most trusted children's education brand by parents in 2020]

Atsushi Nakajima and the others watched the TV blankly, feeling that some unknown knowledge had increased.

Quan Jinghua tugged at the corner of Atsushi Nakajima's clothes, "Can a person's mouth fit a light bulb?"

Atsushi Nakajima didn't think about this question, he shook his head in a daze, but Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses and gave the answer, "According to common sense, it can be put in, but whether it can be taken out is another matter ... Is it an illusion, was my name mentioned on TV just now?"

No one answered Kunikida's question.

Until Matou Sakura was wearing a small flower apron, holding a water bottle and poking her head out from the balcony timidly: "The flowers have been watered, do the holly in the green belt downstairs need watering?"

Ranpo Edogawa poked his head out from behind the laptop, narrowed his eyes at Matou Sakura, "Need, after you pour the water, buy me a piece of cream mousse and a piece of light cheesecake, thank you."

Hearing what Edogawa Ranpo said, Osamu Dazai immediately raised his spirits and raised his hand to Matou Sakura: "I want the same... and bring two light bulbs along with me."

"Okay, okay! I'll go right away!"

The 14-year-old purple-haired girl responded crisply, and then went downstairs quickly with her little leather shoes without taking off her apron.

What a good boy, Edogawa Ranpo and Dazai Osamu exchanged glances, if Izumi Kyoka was ordered to do it, I am afraid that if this girl encounters some trivial matter, if she disagrees with her, she will stab the cake clerk.

Kunikida Doppo waited until Matou Sakura went downstairs, then gave Edogawa Ranpo and Dazai Osamu a serious look.

"Don't go too far, Miss Matou Sakura is here to treat illnesses, don't bother her!"

Edogawa Ranpo quickly waved his hands, "I'm helping her!"

"This kind of delicate person, if you let her sit there and do nothing, it will make her think wildly. On the contrary, if you find something for her to do, she will feel at ease."

Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses and did not refute. After stepping into the society for a long time, no matter how ignorant people are, they will learn to figure out their thoughts, let alone this kind of little girl, what is thinking in her heart can't escape their eyes.

Atsushi Nakajima also bowed his head in thought. When he first joined the Armed Detective Agency, he actually had the same mentality, and he also had the added concern of being afraid of messing things up.

Thinking of this, he raised his head, "But I can feel that Ms. Matou Sakura is a very serious person, she seems to be very similar to Mr. Kunikida."

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo both laughed.

"No, they just look alike, but they're actually quite the opposite... You need to sharpen your eyesight for a few more years, Atsushi Nakajima."

Edogawa put down the gadgets in his hands in a random manner, and suddenly felt the interest of explaining.

"For example, if the two of them want to [help] Osamu Dazai who jumped into the river, Kunikida-kun will fish him out of the water at the last minute."

"But if it were that girl, she would definitely stab him into deep water with a bamboo pole."

Atsushi Nakajima suddenly opened his eyes wide, "How could it be? It's impossible for her to be like this..."

Osamu Dazai interrupted Atsushi Nakajima's interrogative sentence with a smile: "But for me, what she did is the [help] to me, isn't it?"

...It seems that this is indeed the case.

Atsushi Nakajima, who was entangled in, fell into deep thought because the logic was too weird, but was immediately interrupted by the angry Kunikida Doppo.

"Let me tell you, did you notice the news about me on the TV just now? What did you say?"

Osamu Dazai suddenly raised his hand to answer, "I did hear it! I seem to have heard on TV... Kunikida Doppo's name is too ugly, and it is disgusted by the majority of fetuses, causing pregnant women to take to the streets to protest and ask you to change your name."

After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai sighed in embarrassment, "I really can't help it, or... I will lend you my surname for now, so you can change your name to Dazai Dubu!"

Kunikida was stunned for more than three seconds in a daze, and his face turned livid in an instant after he realized it.

"Hey, you are weak-hearted, how do you talk!" Kunikida Doppo was about to roll up his sleeves on the spot, and told Dazai Zhi justice with his own words, iron fists beat bad mouths, and Dazai wins Kunikida!

Bah, it's the other way around, Kunikida must win Dazai Osamu!

Ah... this is the daily life of the Armed Detective Agency.

Edogawa Ranbu heaved a sigh of relief, leaning back on the back of the chair and rubbing his brows. It happened that Matou Sakura also came back with something.

She carefully placed the cake on the table, then went to Doppo Kunikida who was fighting with Osamu Dazai, tugged at the corner of his clothes, and handed him the light bulb.

"Oh, the light bulb... I almost forgot about it."

Kunikida Doppo held the light bulb and suffered from an occupational disease a long time ago. He pulled Nakajima Atsushi and Tanizaki Junichiro to explain the principle.

"The mouth is opened to the maximum, and the tongue is retracted backwards, but if a light bulb is put in, the mouth is in a squeezed state. Let me give you an example, such as a seesaw..."

Suddenly, Kunikida Doppo realized something.

"By the way, Matou, I'll give you the change." Seeing Matou Sakura giving the remaining light bulbs to Nakajima Atsushi and the others with a wink, Kunikida Doppo hastily took out his wallet.

However, something seems wrong.

It seems that he didn't let Matou Sakura buy the light bulb, this is... who asked her to buy it?

…………

In the office with Akiko Yosano, there were four quiet people sitting.

Kunikida Doppo, Nakajima Atsushi, Izumi Kyoka, and Tanizaki Junichiro sat side by side, looking very cute.

Then--

Their mouths were full of light bulbs.

Only then did Yosano Akiko discover that people who are extremely angry will laugh out loud, so she didn't hold back, and after laughing for a full minute, she asked Kunikida Doppo a soul question:

"Aren't you teaching them not to put light bulbs in their mouths, what's wrong?"

"Speaking of which, Kunikida Doppo, aren't you a teacher? And you're a teacher of science, right? Could this be your teaching method by example?"

Kunikida Doppo didn't refute, nor could he.

But if he could speak, he would still retort——

So guess why I changed my career and became a teacher?

This is the lesson paid for with blood and tears!

Yosano Akiko sighed, "Okay, I know what to do next, don't worry, it's very simple."

Immediately afterwards, she raised the big knife.

"Then just protect the head of the light bulb, and then smash your pig's brain to take it out... you say, right?"