The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

In the middle of the night, even the chirping of insects became much quieter.

Purgatory Xingshourou fell silently from the wall, and his heavy boots stepped on the ground beside the yard without even splashing half a speck of dust.

Not only can the real pillar be tough with the ghost of the upper string, but this kind of sneak battle is also no problem at all.

Then there is no problem at all-just walk back to your room according to your 20 years of memory.

However, when Purgatory Xingshourou walked to the door of the room, he paused, then turned around and quietly opened the room of his younger brother Purgatory Senshourou.

Because he was too busy, Purgatory Xingshoulang didn't go home for a long time to have a look. He finally got some free time, and it was because of suspended animation... This made Purgatory Xingshoulang, who always loved his younger brother, feel very sorry.

In the room, Purgatory Senshourou huddled up in the purple quilt, looking cute and well-behaved, with his small head resting on the green pillow, it looked like a round eggplant——no, I can’t think about it up.

He just got over the loincloth ptsd and can no longer pollute his brain with eggplant!

Purgatory Kyojuro carefully covered his younger brother with a quilt, then left Purgatory Senjurou's room with a firm heart, turned around and entered his own room.

Then I was startled by the empty house.

His things seemed to have been put away, and the whole room was bare, but fortunately he came in time, and saw his things in the big woven bag in the corner before they could be thrown away.

When his mother died, so did his father, throwing away everything within a week to avoid thinking about things.

But Purgatory Xingshoulang had another question in mind.

... What will happen after he "resurrects" in the future?Do you want to buy daily necessities again?It feels like a lot of expense.

Purgatory Xingshourou's eyes dimmed slightly, but his good psychological quality cheered him up immediately. He shook his head vigorously to get the distracting thoughts out of his mind, and then gently found a guard he had worn since childhood from the big woven bag... …he prayed for it when he went to the shrine with his mother when he was a child.

Let it be.

Holding on to the guard, Purgatory Xingshourou walked out lightly again, but his footsteps stopped at the sacrificial hall.

The statue of the mirage is placed in the middle of the sacrificial hall, and an incense burner is placed in front of it, and three incense sticks inside are half-burned, emitting a pleasant aroma.

This is obviously a very common situation when he was a child, but now... it makes him feel particularly awkward.

There is a sense of sight that the whole family worships him piously. Purgatory Xingshoulang feels that if this continues, his life may be shortened.

However, it is impossible to smash the mirage statue, so he will definitely be discovered. Purgatory Xingshoulang pondered for a while, and decided to save the country... destroy all the burning incense.

Don't burn incense for him, please, don't burn incense for him!

From the cabinet under the mirage statue, Purgatory Xingshourou took out a thick bundle of burning incense. After arranging them, he was going to find water. As long as a ladle of water is poured down, even the best quality incense will be destroyed by moisture. It doesn't burn.

... To be honest, Purgatory Xingshourou and his brothers are both filial children. Even though their father was in a downturn and was always irritable, they didn't do anything out of the ordinary.

And this is probably the naughtiest thing Purgatory Xing Shoulang has ever done... He didn't do it when he was 4 years old, but he didn't expect to be rebellious when he was in his 20s.

He turned around, ready to go to the water tank outside the house to find water.

"Cough-cough-"

Purgatory Xingshou Lang suddenly raised his head, and a familiar figure was reflected in his eyes, causing his pupils to constrict instantly.

his father—

Old Yanzhu, Purgatory Makijuro stood behind him, looking at him with an extremely delicate and complicated expression.

Purgatory Xingshou Lang, who was not in a hurry even when facing the third scorpion of the first string, faced his father at this moment, his brain overheated instantly and went blank, and the screen was frantically swiped by the words "it's over".

#What should I do if my father breaks me on the spot after going home after feigning death?Wait online, hurry up! #

Old Yan Zhu stared at Purgatory Xing Shou Lang with complicated eyes, filled with inexplicable emotions, after a long while, he sighed, and said to his son in a mild tone for the first time in these years:

"You're back?"

Normally, Purgatory Xingjurou would answer his father right away, and might even be flattered by his father's good attitude, but...he is currently a "dead man".

Purgatory Xingshourou gave a very cautious and vague "hmm".

He was now praying that his dad would think he was hallucinating, that he would get up and go back to sleep.

But Purgatory Xing Shoulang's prayers were in vain, and Old Yan Zhu obviously wanted to chat with his dead son again.

"Accordingly, didn't you come back on the seventh day?" Old Yanzhu glanced sideways at the calendar, "Why did you come back on the third day?"

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "..."

This question is very deep.

Unlike the introverted Yoshiyuki Tomioka, Purgatory Kyojuro is very outgoing and talkative, and there are almost no topics he can't talk about. However... Facing the topic of his father's underworld, he was speechless and couldn't answer a word.

Why don't you come back at the first seven?Who knows why he didn't come back in the first seven!

Facing his silent son, Old Yanzhu was rarely angry, after all, the dead are the most important.

"I understand, you also had such a quick temper when you were alive."

Old Yan Zhu muttered to himself and gave Purgatory Xing Shou Lang a step down, which is also human nature, after all, the death filter is still very strong.

There is no need to be angry with the dead.

But having said so much, old Yanzhu, can you go back to sleep?Purgatory Xingshoulang looked at his father eagerly, all he thought about was how he should end this underworld dialogue.

Just when he breathed a sigh of relief, Old Yanzhu spoke again, and asked Purgatory Xingshoulang another question from the underworld.

"—You are down there, have you seen your mother?"

The question of Lao Yanzhu sounds ordinary and boring, but the deep meaning inside is extraordinary. As we all know, Makijuro, purgatory, has been depressed for many years because of the death of his beloved wife, so this question cannot be perfunctory.

Purgatory Xingshoulang also understands this very well.

His throat moved up and down, he swallowed nervously, and then replied very cautiously: "No."

Purgatory Xing Shoulang did not dare to answer "yes", not only because he was afraid that his father would ask him more questions, but also because of his foolishness, his father would decide to go find his wife because of his flickering... This kind of thing, infatuated Old Yanzhu really knows how to do it.

However, Old Yan Zhu was still very dissatisfied with his answer.

"No? How could there be no? It's impossible." Old Yanzhu immediately withdrew his gentle expression, frowned and muttered stubbornly, and then looked at Purgatory Xingshoulang with distrust in his eyes again.

"Aren't you bluffing me?"

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "..."

Facts have proved that Old Yanzhu's temper can be taken seriously even if it is a ghost.

"No... maybe mother is not in hell, she is in heaven."

Facts have proved that people are quick-witted in desperation, and for coming up with such an argument, Lian Ji Xing Shou Lang himself began to admire himself.

But Old Yan Zhu was obviously convinced, his face immediately changed from cloudy to clear, and he nodded in agreement.

"That's right, that's right, how could someone like your mother go to hell?"

Old Yanzhu believed in the "nonsense" of Xingshoulang from the purgatory, "nonsense" in various senses.

As for the latter, while he was relieved, he inevitably felt a little complicated in his heart.

Father, what do you mean... your son and I will go to hell, right?

Anyway, it's good for you to show a little sympathy for your son in hell, can you not rush to be happy?

The person... the soul of the person is still watching here, okay?

Purgatory Xingshoulang just stood there in embarrassment and silence until his father was happy enough and was about to go back to the house to sleep, but old Yanzhu glanced inadvertently——seeing the burning incense in Purgatory Xingshoulang's hand.

"You're—oh, I see."

Purgatory Xingshoulang lowered his head, only to realize that he forgot to hide the pile of burning incense in his hand, but it seemed that it was already too late——

Old Yanzhu showed a suddenly realized expression.

"You can't wait for the first seven to come back early, so it's because of this."

Not!Don't talk nonsense!He didn't!

"In the future, I will arrange for Qianshoulang to burn incense for you every day, you just... you can rest assured."

Old Yanzhu thought he had seen through everything, so he didn't notice that his son's pupils were so desperate that they lost their brightness.

What despair.

Purgatory Xingshoulang thinks that if things go on like this, the word "longevity" in his name can be crossed out, and his father and younger brother will burn incense every day to reduce his life, and even if he burns incense twice with himself, his life will be doubled...

He didn't know if he could see the sun the next day if he went on like this.

…………

"Huh? Isn't Mr. Yushen planning to visit Purgatory Mansion?"

Purgatory Kyojuro got his new sword, but also learned of Yushin Shema's plan to go back to the headquarters of the Ghost Killing Squad.

"No, your father just got the news of your death, so it's inappropriate for me to visit at this time."

After Hiroshin Shema finished explaining, he paused for a moment, and then took out another letter, "Also, Tanjiro received a message from your sickle crow this morning."

Ever since the news of Purgatory Kyojuro's death was announced, his sickle crow was immediately taken away by Umonu Tengen, leaving only Zamon Tanjiro and Zuihei Inosuke with the sickle crow.

Yu Shenshejian unfolded the letter. The tone of Umo Tianyuan was not as relaxed as before. He told what happened in the most serious tone, and then proposed a...

Very delicate request.

"He said in the letter that he may have found traces of Shangxian Zhilu in Huajie."

This was a big breaking news, and almost everyone's eyes lit up when they heard the news.

"Are you ordering me to carry out this task?" Purgatory Xingshourou held the handle of the new knife at his waist, eager to try.

Hiroshin Shema hesitated for a moment, then shook his head, then looked at Kamado Tanjiro and the others with a slightly delicate expression.

"Mr. Yuhao only made one request."

"He wants Tanjirou Kamado, my wife Zenitsu, and Inosuke Zuihei... to infiltrate in women's clothing and investigate."