The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

Wondertainment is a children's toy dealer with anomalous properties.

Every year, people find extremely curious and dangerous toys all over the world, such as weapon toys that actually contain nuclear radiation, simulated surgery toys that contain human organ components, synthetic pet dragon snails that can breathe fire...

To be honest, his abilities are very similar to Dr. Abundantia's, very similar... so much so that when Yushen Shejian was born, he was considered by the SCP Foundation as Dr. W's new vest.

But soon, the misunderstanding was resolved, and the SCP Foundation discovered that Dr. W and Dr. A were not the same person at all, and...

They are incompatible with each other.

These two doctors with overly long names seem to avoid each other very tacitly. Yu Shenshejian usually never mentions anything about Dr. W, and that W seems to never bother Dr. Abundantia.

So the two sides can be said to have been calm, however, in the past six months...

In short, when Natsume Takashi called Hiroshin Shema and told him that he might be targeted by Dr. Wondertainment, Hiroshin Shema was silent.

After he was silent for a moment, he began to talk about everything about Dr. W to Takashi Natsume, and he spoke from Dr. W's right perspective.

"Wondertainment IV... is about 70 years old this year, and he is probably the most similar to the original heir."

Natsume Takashi heard that when Hiroshin Shema mentioned "the first one", there was a fleeting feeling.

"He is the generation that produces the most toys, even surpassing the first generation. I met him once a long time ago. He is a taciturn, irritable, but willing to do things down-to-earth... But I don't agree with the philosophy of the fourth generation."

Takashi Natsume grasped the key words, "Idea? Although Dr. W and his father seem to have the same abilities...but he seems to only produce toys?"

"Because they are too backward." Yu Shenshejian criticized mercilessly on the phone.

"W IV's mind is still stuck in the last century. He is very dissatisfied with modern children's addiction to the Internet and various electronic devices. He tries to make all kinds of strange toys to pull children out of the Internet addiction... This is very ignorant."

"Internet and electronic products are the mainstream of future development. If it is the first generation W, it will definitely follow this trend, and so do I, so I choose to become a handmade blogger on the website and spread my meme influence through the Internet."

Natsume Takashi was dumbfounded on the other end of the phone.

"Wait, wait, father, you said that this Dr. W makes toys full of danger and whimsy...to prevent children from getting addicted to electronic devices?"

This concept...is unexpectedly decent!

Dr. W is opposed to being addicted to the Internet, and although Dr. A did not elaborate, he has the opposite meaning.

After going on for a long time, it turns out that Dr. W is a neutral good, and his father seems to be the villain!

Natsume Takashi changed his ear to answer the phone, and covered his mouth with the other hand, for fear that he would complain and make Yushenshe hang up the phone with a black face.

Yu Shenshe continued to talk freely.

"However, the fourth generation only inherited Wondertainment's talent in invention, but did not inherit its business acumen at all, so it was tricked by the supernatural organization "Factory".

Yo, radical confrontation?

Hearing what Hiroshin Shema said, Natsume Takashi became serious, and he asked: "What kind of confrontation is it, is there anyone accidentally injured?"

You have to find out more clearly, so that after Dr. W comes, you can also be a little bit on guard.

Then, Yushin Shema on the other end of the phone fell silent again.

This time he was silent for a long time. After Yu Shenshejian was silent for a long time, he finally heard an octave higher voice from the microphone.

"Of course they went to the court to file a lawsuit, and both parties have appealed..." Yu Shenshe took a breath and asked:

"Why, do you think they will throw fireballs at each other like a clock tower duel?"

What happened to his eldest son?In this peaceful age, disputes are of course settled through lawsuits. How bad is it to fight?

Natsume Takashi: "..."

No, the well-known supernatural toy manufacturer Dr. Wondertainment actually relied on... a lawyer's letter to warn him?

This is more mysterious, right? !

And from the tone of voice, it seems that he has lost the lawsuit?

"That's why I said that the fourth generation doesn't have any business acumen." Yu Shenshejian said that he didn't seem to want to talk anymore, "Don't worry, the fourth generation will not attack you. I know this person, probably borrowed by the enemy. Just used his name as a cover."

"But Dr. W..."

"Please call him the fourth generation, Natsume. To me, only the first generation... can be called Dr. Wondertainment, and no other generation deserves this title."

Natsume Takashi quickly explained, "No father, the one who is going to Yokohama is not W...not the fourth, but the fifth of Wondertainment."

He realized later that the discussion between him and Yu Shenshe had always been about the fourth life, but... the fifth life was coming.

Immediately afterwards, Natsume Takashi and Yushinwa on the other end of the phone... fell silent again!

Later, Natsume Takashi heard his father's surprised exclamation?

"What's going on, Wondertainment has been updated to the fifth generation so quickly? How is it faster than the new fruit phone?"

The metaphor of Yu Shenshejian is very spiritual.

The four generations of the family are all over 70 years old, isn't it normal to retire!

And fruit mobile phones are updated very quickly, okay?When he was ignorant, he had followed the trend and bought it, and he was really about to eat dirt!

"Perhaps... Being Dr. W is a very dangerous profession?" Natsume Takashi asked.

After all, it does seem dangerous to make such supernatural toys every day, and maybe the whole army will be wiped out if there is an accident.

Hiroshin Shema reluctantly accepted Natsume Takashi's statement.

"That's right...you have to be careful."

I have to admit that Dr. Abundantia and Dr. Wondertainment are indeed two men who forcibly turned toy dealers and handicraft bloggers into high-risk occupations.

Natsume Takashi hung up the phone, he was a little disappointed, it seemed that he couldn't get the answer he wanted from Hiroshin Shema.

However, from Dr. ██ of the SCP Consortium, he still got some useful things.

"We don't know much about W V, because he has been in office for too short a time, and we don't have much information about him, but according to the available information——"

"Dr. W V, extremely young and ambitious, has produced SCP-4890 and many other anomalous projects within a short period of time in office. It can be said that he is the most radical term other than the first generation."

Dr. ██ sorted out the stack of documents in his hand, and there are so many records only after the fifth generation took office, which shows that his behavior is arrogant.

"We speculate that your father, Mr. Dr. Abundantia, may have reached some consensus with the first generation or the fourth generation, so they have been living in peace, but the newly appointed lord is obviously not a good person."

"And the three fires of his new office are obviously-burned on you."

Dr. ██ pointed to Takashi Natsume's nose.

"Bless yourself, young and immature - Abundantia II."

…………

At sea, a luxury cruise ship is sailing.

Everyone passing by the deck will glance at the figure on the deck chair intentionally or unconsciously, regardless of whether the passerby is a man or a woman.

A young girl is lazily lying on a deck chair, looking at the waves casually. She is holding a copy of Tagore's "Flying Birds" in her hand, but instead of reading, she clasps the book to her chin, covering the lower half of her face .

However, just showing half of her face is enough to make all the women on board become her foil.

The black gauze dress embellished with pearls set off the girl's complexion to a shocking whiteness. Because of her lazy posture, the neckline, which was already not small, slipped to a dangerous position, revealing the delicate collarbone and the large snow-white chest. But she didn't care at all, her slender fingers tapped on the outer cover of the hardcover book, infinitely showing her thin arms and slender waist.

It seems that some men are already eager to try and think about how to strike up a conversation.

However, the words of the female assistant standing next to the girl successfully dispelled all the men's wishes.

"Ma'am, why don't you go back to your room and sleep for a while?"

She stretched out her hand indiscriminately, tugged at the girl's collar, and then used dangerous eyes to push away all the men with malicious intentions around her.

lady?This title fell on this young girl, with a very obvious sense of disobedience.

"Sorry, Emma... The board of directors sent me this quarter's report yesterday, and the content is quite exciting."

She took the opportunity to grab the hand of the female assistant Emma, ​​and then leaned on her arm like a baby.

"These are the worst numbers in 10 years, and our sales are down the toilet across the board."

She was clearly complaining, but her inherently delicate voice seemed to be acting like a baby.

"I thought that I would be more popular with the children than those old men...but it doesn't seem to be the case."

She shrugged and let the collar that Emma tidied up for her slide down again, and then...she heard the sound of drooling all around.

"What should I do, it seems that I am going to embarrass my ancestors."

You are not only pleasing the children... Emma no longer wants to care about the gazes of the men around her, how can she comfort the young lady in front of her when she has a headache.

"There's no way around this. When the first generation was still around, there weren't so many online games and game consoles on Earth."

Suddenly, the girl's eyes turned to one place.

A boy who seemed to be in elementary school was sitting not far away, facing the blue ocean, but his eyes were only fixed on the screen. He frowned and let out an unbearable curse.

Looks like the game is lost again.

Suddenly, the girl stood up.

She gathered her black gauze dress - it was clearly a very everyday dress, but it gave her the aura of a dress.

The small leather shoes with medium heels knocked on the deck, making a uniform sound, and also knocked on everyone's heartbeat. Her beauty that could not be ignored was like glue, sticking everyone's sight.

The next moment, she gracefully attached herself to the boy's ear.

The boy was shrouded in shadows, he raised his head in shock, and blushed quickly when he saw the girl's face.

"You are obviously playing a game... But why are you unhappy?" There was no smile on her face, but a bit of sadness.

Games are supposed to bring joy.

"Why, can you tell me?" she asked.

The boy's face was flushed, and he hesitated and couldn't say a word.

Suddenly, the girl sighed.

"I see." She looked down at the game console in the boy's hand. The screen displayed a gray background, and the big word "Failure" was particularly obvious.

The next moment, she made a move that surprised everyone——

She stretched out her fingers, as if pinching something dirty, and took the game console from the boy——

Then thrown into the sea.

There was an exclamation all around.

"Don't worry, I will compensate you with a toy of equal value, a toy that you should really play with." She took out a business card from her wallet and stuffed it into the boy's hand.

"Find me in Yokohama, just say what you're looking for is—"

"Isabel Helga Anastasia Parvati Wondertainment V."