The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"I thought you wouldn't sell this house, Osamu Dazai."

Kunikida Doppo knew about this house.

On weekends and holidays, Osamu Dazai would often come to this abandoned small restaurant, sit in it and have a blast.

Unexpectedly, it was sold quietly.

Osamu Dazai turned his head and put on a slightly exaggerated puzzled expression, "Why do you think so? Kunikida."

"It's a pity that such a nice house can't be lived in."

Kunikida Doppo let out a heck and didn't answer, but he still remembered that he asked a similar question a year ago, and the reply was——

"It's a pity for people to live in such a nice house."

But this kind of thing happened so much that Kunikida Doppo didn't even bother to expose him.

After confirming the diagnosis date with Dr. Yosano, Doppo Kunikida and Osamu Dazai arrived at the scene almost non-stop to pick him up in person.

In an increasingly busy armed detective agency, this is high standard treatment.

But...unfortunately, Dr. Abundantia was not there, and the one who opened the door was Natsume Takashi, whom he had never seen before.

"Good afternoon, gentlemen, please come in!"

"Hello, I'm Kunikida Doppo, this is..." Kunikida Doppo shook hands with Natsume Takashi, turned around to introduce Dazai Osamu, but found that he was still standing at the door and didn't come in, with his head down what to think.

"Dazai Osamu?"

The latter immediately raised his head with a smile, and raised his hand to say hello as if nothing had happened.

As if... the extremely familiar signature curry rice smell when I just walked in the door was an illusion.

"Don't worry, we already got in touch with Dr. Abundantia before coming here... What were you doing just now?"

At this moment, Natsume Takashi was wearing thread gloves, an apron, and a newspaper hat. He was moving books out of the studio just now, and then carefully sorted them out one by one, and then arranged them on the bookshelf.

Seems like a quiet kid.

"These books are... um? Authored by Dr. Abundantia?"

Kunikida Doppo, who wears glasses, has sharp eyes, and he can see the author's name on the side of the book in the cardboard box at a glance.

"Oh...does Mr. Hirogami Shibuma still write books?" Osamu Dazai exclaimed. He went to the box and squatted down. After seeing Takashi Natsume nodding, he took out a book.

"Application Technology of Flush Toilet and Electric Toothbrush"

Osamu Dazai's hand holding the book visibly paused.

He put the books back, then took out the next stack, and looked through them carefully.

"The Encyclopedia of Dialects for Walking Tractors"

"The Necessity of Massaging the Rice Cooker"

"Must-Read for Science Dads: Feeding New Parts"

"Market Positioning Analysis of Dream Pulley Coffin"

"How to Explain the Riemann Hypothesis to Cats"

Kunikida Doppo chose the last one, and Dazai Osamu took the penultimate one... After opening the book, he showed a confused expression.

"...It's a relatively professional book, and I don't usually read it." Natsume Takashi brought tea, trying to ease the awkward atmosphere.

However, the two guests shook their heads at the same time, "Actually, I can still understand it, and it has something to do with my previous occupation."

"So, Natsume, do you want to guess... What about Kunikida and I's occupations?"

This is a routine game of the Armed Detective Agency.

"Well, let me guess?" Natsume Takashi sat down on the sofa opposite, his eyes drifted between Kunikida Doppo and Dazai Osamu.

"I think... Kunikida-san, probably works in math, maybe a math teacher?"

"How to Explain the Riemann Hypothesis to Cats" is a professional book that is more mathematical, and it can be regarded as a hint to Natsume Takashi. Sure enough, after hearing his answer, Kunikida pushed his glasses, and then gave Natsume Bipo gave a thumbs up.

What a sharp and smart kid.

"What about me, Natsume-kun, do you have any ideas?"

Osamu Dazai put down the book in his hand, leaned back on the back of the sofa relaxedly, looked at Takashi Natsume with a smile, after all, no one has guessed his former occupation by guessing——

"Could it be a member of the port mafia or something like that - sorry, just a hunch."

Kunikida Doppo was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing, "This is really, um... a unique idea."

But Osamu Dazai sat upright.

"It's really unexpected, what does Natsume think?"

Natsume Takashi smiled.

"It's just intuition, but it doesn't look like it now, and it's impossible to think about it."

For Natsume Takashi's answer, Dazai Osamu was not satisfied, so he continued to ask a little bit reluctantly: "Don't change the subject, Natsume-kun, then what do you think is like a person from the port mafia?"

This question... made Takashi Natsume suddenly think of those strange romance novels written by Nana Taoyuan.

"First of all... it seems that they are all black trench coats or black suits."

Osamu Dazai immediately took off his khaki windbreaker and hid it behind his back, leaving only the white shirt inside.

"And...a gentleman's hat is required."

Kunikida Doppo immediately opened a notebook with the word "ideal" written on the cover, took a pen and swiped around, and conjured up a gentleman's hat that looked like a children's hat, and then pressed it on Dazai Osamu's head .

His ability is "Solitary Yinke", which consumes paper and then materializes into something the size of a notebook.

"Now, do you have a Hong Kong gangster temperament?" Kunikida Doppo's tone sounded like he was holding back a laugh.

Natsume Takashi rubbed his chin, "Maybe... I mean another pair of sunglasses?"

It's easy to say, Kunikida Doppo brushed twice with the brush, tore off the paper and turned it into a pair of sunglasses, and then slapped Osamu Dazai on the face.

Not to mention, once you wear a gentleman's hat and sunglasses, you will instantly have a taste.

It has an inner taste!

If you ignore Dazai Osamu's uncontrollable upturned mouth, and be more ruthless, it will be more similar!

"Let's see, I'll need a gold chain at the end—"

"puff!"

Dazai Osamu and Natsume Takashi turned their heads to look at Kunikida Doppo at the same time, and the latter wiped his face with his hands and maintained his seriousness again, "Leave me alone and continue with your description."

"Uh, nothing special, just a thicker gold chain." Takashi Natsume gestured to the thickness of his little finger.

Is this a rough boy?This is obviously very rough!

But Kunikida Doppo couldn't be bothered, he just picked up the pen and didn't make a draft. After tearing off the paper, a large shiny gold chain appeared out of thin air, and was then wrapped around Dazai Osamu's neck.

A spirit boy is born!

Osamu Dazai feels that the current self is directly mixed with Chuya Chuya's subordinates, and there is absolutely no sense of disobedience.

"And then, what is it like now?"

Natsume Takashi nodded, "It's so similar! But I'm going upstairs to remind Sakura, father is coming soon."

After he finished speaking, he bowed slightly, then walked up the stairs, and when he reached the corner, he was about to knock on Matou Sakura's door——

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Natsume Takashi stepped back in a daze, and looked at the living room from the corner. The laughter just stopped abruptly, and the two guests were enjoying tea by themselves.

Probably an illusion, Natsume Takashi scratched his head, turned around and continued walking in the corridor.

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

Kunikida Doppo and Dazai Osamu smiled like two policemen who learned that there are mermaids in the world. At this moment, the two adults who had been beaten by the cruel society once again felt the innocence and beauty of teenagers.

"It's a pity, those kids from the detective agency, if only they were so interesting." Kunikida Doppo wiped the corners of his eyes, and then sighed:

"Worthy of being the son of Dr. Abundantia, the thinking is really too broad."

He actually guessed that Osamu Dazai was from Port Mafia, this boy is really...

"He guessed right."

"……Eh?"

………………

Shibuma Hirogami took Matou Sakura, Kunikida Doppo and the others to the Armed Detective Agency, and Yosano Akiko had already been waiting for a long time.

When I heard that the patient was also a 14-year-old girl, Izumi Jinghua, the 14-year-old youngest member, showed...a high degree of concern.

Hiding behind Nakajima Atsushi, Izumi Kyoka carefully looked at Matou Sakura who was following Hiroshin Shema.

She is a very thin girl, like a lily that cannot withstand the dew, she is weak, slender and tall.

Sensing the probing gaze, Matou Sakura turned her head and happened to meet Izumi Kyoka's eyes. Subconsciously, she smiled, but Izumi Kyoka avoided it like a frightened little white rabbit.

"Hello, I'm Yosano Akiko." After greeting Hiroshin Shema, the tall and capable woman extended her hand to Matou Sakura.

Matou Sakura then handed her a crystal clear snow globe.

"Well, this is for me?" Yosano Akiko was taken aback for a moment, then saw Matou Sakura blushing and nodded.

This girl will give her the utmost gratitude to everyone who tries to save her.

"It's very delicate, thank you." Yosano Akiko had already been shocked by Dr. Abundantia's lipstick before, but when she saw this crystal ball decoration, she was shocked again.

That's right, 14-year-old Matou Sakura borrowed flowers to present Buddha. The gear fairy logo on this snow globe is enough to explain who its real creator is.

In ordinary snow globes, there are almost a small snowman, a log cabin or something, but the snow globes of Yu Shenshejian are different.

It turned out to be a delivery room, and then there was a lifelike, moving cartoon clay pregnant woman. Every minute, a clay baby would drop from the hospital gown, and then be picked up by the clay doctor and taken away, and so on.

It's kind of weird, but it's undeniably fun.

"This is something related to doctors that Sakura found after searching in the warehouse for a long time." Hiroshin Shibuma rubbed Matou Sakura's hair and explained.

In fact, he felt that there was something wrong with giving it away.

Without further ado, Yosano Akiko invited Hiroshin Shema and Matou Sakura to enter the medical room together. The moment they left, all the members of the Armed Detective Agency immediately gathered together to observe the snow scene in the delivery room. ball.

"I feel that this is very connotative." Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, "I have never heard of a snow globe with this theme."

Edogawa Ranpo's focus was even more strange. He turned the snow globe upside down, ignored the fetus in Dr. Noodle's hands and the mother screaming, and then frowned and said, "I can't find a place to put the battery, it's powered by a different ability." ?"

"It's possible." Dazai Osamu touched his chin, then stretched out his hand, and a light representing a different ability appeared in the palm: "Shall I try to eliminate it?"

Nakajima Atsushi watched from the side in a daze.

Could you please turn the snow globe over first?The pregnant woman could not reach her baby for a long time, and almost passed out.

"This is for Ms. Xie Ye, is it really okay for you to do this?"

Then everyone looked at Atsushi Nakajima in unison, and made a silent gesture to him——

If you dare to speak out, we will say that you broke it.

Atsushi Nakajima: ...Okay, he's scared.

In the next second, Osamu Dazai pressed his hand on the snow globe, and the gear fairy logo on it also faded and disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Then they discovered that the plot in this snow globe began to reverse.

The doctor took out babies one by one from the ward, and stuffed them into the pregnant women's stomachs at a rate of one per minute.

Everyone:  …

Why do you suddenly feel a little nauseous?

Suddenly, the door of the office was opened, and Yosano Akiko strode into the office!

The people who had done something bad immediately became confused. It was useless to hide the snow globe at this time. Fortunately, Edogawa ranpo quickly stuffed the snow globe into Atsushi Nakajima's arms, and then pretended to be ignorant together with the others.

Atsushi Nakajima: ...?

I was also beaten by the indifference of society today, Atsushi Nakajima!

However, Yosano Akiko's mocking voice did not resound. At this moment, the female doctor's face was pale, as if she had seen something extremely terrifying.

She stepped forward quickly, dragged Osamu Dazai to the medical room.

"Her illness is very strange... I can't figure it out."

Her voice trembled.

And Osamu Dazai restrained his smile instantly.