The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

Zaomen Tanjiro has a adoptive father named Hiroshin Shema.

Before today, he never thought that this adoptive father was a big man. His father said that he was a craftsman, and maybe he became a wealthy businessman now.

In short, I met my adoptive father in late autumn more than ten years ago. I picked it up at the foot of a certain mountain. It seemed to be crushed by rolling stones, and was finally dug out by him and my father.

This memory is a bit fuzzy, the above is what his parents told them when they were still alive. He vaguely remembered that although the adoptive father was unsmiling, he was very kind to him, and every six months the adoptive father would always send them some daily necessities...

So much so that after his adoptive father left, when he was young, he often looked at the foot of the mountain in the yard, trying to pick up another father.

It's a pity that my father didn't pick it up, but picked up a few rabbits that were killed on the tree stump.

Sitting on the tree and waiting for the rabbit has succeeded here, which shows how unlikely his plan of waiting for his father to succeed is.

Cough, think too much.

Kamado Tanjirou's expression became serious, he carried his sister on his back, and held the Yushen Sword made by his adoptive father in his hand, feeling that he was full of strength!

Next, his goal is the bottom six!

...

"...Don't be in a hurry to draw a dividing line, Tanjiro, I've been wondering just now, where did you buy your pants, and why are they so strong?"

"Oh, these are the jeans that my adoptive father sent me before, they are more durable."

"That's great, next time you have a chance, can you ask Mr. Yushen where you bought this? I wasted too much on clothes when I was fighting."

"It's… okay."

…………… (the real dividing line)

Natsume Takashi, who was in an interest class, received a call.

It was Yu Shenshejian who called him.

It seems that the signal on the other end of the phone is not very good... It sounds like there is wind whistling around, making Natsume Takashi even feel that Hiroshin Shema is talking to him while bungee jumping.

This is a bit strange, Natsume Takashi couldn't help but look at the Gear Fairy logo on the phone, even the phone made by his father can't get a good signal, which shows that the other party is calling in some weird place.

"I'm probably going to stay outside for a while before going back. During this time, the accounts of Honmaru and the video website will be handed over to you."

"My archived videos are placed in the desktop folder. You only need to add the title and link when posting. After that, you will post one video every day. By the way, I will repost the 4 videos that I cut off before."

As an excellent handmade blogger, never ending is a fine tradition he has set for himself, even if it is broken, he must make up for it.

Natsume Takashi, who was entrusted with the important task, was a little nervous, and couldn't help but clenched the phone in his hand, but he still agreed:

"Give me everything, and you can go at ease, father."

Yu Shenshejian paused slightly on the other end of the phone, he felt that there was something wrong with this sentence.

Forget it, young people, it's normal to be nervous, Hiroshin Shema slowed down his tone, and made an extremely low request to Natsume Takashi.

"Come on, King Abundantia II, I hope the workshop will still be there after I come back."

After all, the matter was too sudden, and Hiroshin Shema didn't have any demands on Natsume Takashi, as long as he didn't go bankrupt when he came back.

After instructing Natsume Takashi, Hiroshin Shema walked out of the phone booth and suddenly felt...as if he had something important and forgot to instruct Natsume Takashi.

Yu Shenshe frowned and thought for a while, then shook his head.

Forget it, talk to him again when you think about it.

Thinking of this, Yu Shenshe turned around and walked out of the public phone booth. The next second, he was hit on the shoulder by someone.

"Sorry..." Yu Shenshe raised his eyes, and he realized that he knew the person who bumped into him.

Even just separated.

Shang Xian Yi Hei Si Mou went straight into the telephone booth without even looking at Yu Shenshejian.

He had a dream a few days ago. To be honest, he hadn't had a dream for a long, long time... and it was a dream that had nothing to do with Ji Guo Yuan Yi.

He dreamed that he became the curator of a kendo gym. The students were very good, and the parents of the children rushed to pay the fee. The group of bear children who signed up did not dare to make mistakes when they saw him, and successfully promoted the breath of the moon to the whole community.

If it wasn't for the fact that he was kidnapped in the end, it would have been a good dream.

I always feel that the plain and busy dream is real, but the reality that has lived for a long time reveals absurdity and falsehood everywhere.

Ugh……

However, this goal is not impossible to achieve.

He walked into the telephone booth, put coins in and dialed a number, and while waiting for the call to be dialed, he raised his hand and began to rub his eyes.

After waking up from sleep that day, he lost an eyeball.

Even though it grew back later, I always felt that something was wrong.

The phone is on.

"Hello, this is Wanshiwu agency company, may I ask if you are..."

"Jiguoyan wins."

His voice was as indifferent as a piece of ice, which made the male employee who answered the phone on the opposite side shiver.

"Yes! Your business is to apply for a swordsmanship gymnasium. We have completed all the procedures on your behalf, and you will receive a notification within 3 to 7 working days... By the way, the column for your certification has always been Empty, how to deal with it."

After a moment of silence, Hei Si Mou spoke.

"You don't need to write my name, this swordsmanship gymnasium, I want to leave my only blood."

"Just write the name 'Tokitomu Ichiro' on it."

…………

Natsume Takashi did not go back to Honmaru directly after school, but returned to the workshop with some worries...

Then put a stick of incense on Ye Fighting God.

This terrifying man... No, this terrifying male god has successfully predicted the current situation again.

It's amazing, so far, all the prophecies of God Ye Fighting have been fulfilled, and then, the next thing is... marriage, and the marriage is not fulfilled.

Thinking of this, Natsume Takashi blushed a little, but today he was entrusted with an important task, so he immediately focused on the business.

Abundantia II, who took office, sat in front of the computer with some excitement, processing the video left by Hiroshin Shema.

He wasn't too worried about Honmaru. AU151 Honmaru didn't have a god judge from the beginning, and it was no problem to manage himself, but the account was different. The previous videos were all about Matou Sakura and Taoyuan Nanao.

So he just needs to come up with a topic, right?

Thinking this way, he picked 4 videos and opened the webpage to upload. Suddenly, a pop-up advertisement caught his attention.

"Top secret operation book!According to these 10 methods, let your video click rate exceed [-] in minutes! 』

Minutes...the hit rate breaks [-]?

Little did he know that Natsume Takashi, whose father could break millions or even tens of millions in minutes by just writing "Dr. reason.

First of all, when editing the title, the name of the person cannot appear directly, but should be changed to "middle-aged man", "boy", "woman", "big brother".

For example, if the name of a piece of news is "Mori Ogai recovers from illness, Lai Hospital does not suspect that he has other plans for the head nurse's 6-year-old daughter", it is not eligible.

Who knows who Mori Ogai is, if he doesn't say it, who knows that he is the big boss of Hong Kong Hei?Maybe others thought he was a literary giant.

It would be much better to change it to "an old man recovering from illness depends on the hospital and does not suspect that he has other plans for the head nurse's 6-year-old daughter".

Natsume Takashi thought about it for a long time. If it was Yu Shenshoma, it would not work to use "old man". It stands to reason that "middle-aged man" is the most suitable title for him, but...

Recalling the photo of the father and son who was always asked "Is this your brother", the term "middle-aged man" seems inappropriate.

Then... call me a boy?

Natsume Takashi bit the cap of his pen, feeling as if he understood the true meaning of it.

So, one second after 17:1 this afternoon, the homepage of the well-known blogger Dr. Abundantia was updated, and he posted 4 articles in one post.

It's just... what the hell is this title?

When the website user opened the push button and stared at Dr. Abundantia's video, he fell into a long silence.

This topic...is too familiar!

And because it's so familiar, it looks... very weird.

"The magical guy used half a catty of flour to do such a thing!Come and take a look, shall we? "

Hiroshin Shema probably never thought in his life that Natsume Takashi would call him "the amazing guy".

And the fans of the video site...the reaction was bigger.

They first looked up at the publisher in unison, and confirmed again and again that it was not an unscrupulous marketing account stealing the video, and it was indeed Dr. Abundantia himself. After the release, they couldn't help but gasped.

What's going on... Who is the magical guy, what happened to half a catty of flour, has Dr. Abundantia changed his career to become a food blogger?

With doubts, they opened the video.

...Oh, Dr. Abundantia used half a catty of flour, three drops of grapeseed oil, the ashes from a strand of white hair and a black hair, buried a photo of an elderly person, and poured potassium permanganate into it. After the photo was taken out, the person in the photo looked old and young.

This is not a very ordinary video!

It is no different from what Dr. Abundantia released before. What do you mean by this title?

Oh, and the rest of the video.

"Donkey urine still has this effect?Putting the mixture into a piping bag is much better than making a cake! "

In fact, in this video, Dr. Abundantia used expired cream and rubber scum as materials, mixed donkey urine, and DIYed a 3D printer with a cake piping bag...

"Don't throw away unused fireflies, the magical guy turns waste into treasure, wraps it in bread crumbs, and makes the children next door cry! "

At first glance, this title is a bit scary. Those who didn’t know it thought that Dr. Abundantia had opened a new recipe, which was to give fried children to fireflies.

After clicking on it, I found out that the old figure was wrapped in egg liquid and bread crumbs, and then sprinkled with the dried powder of firefly corpses. After frying and shipping, the figure can become the latest official skin.

"A daily trick, let the magical guy teach you!Netizens exclaimed: It works too well! "

This is the most miraculous title. The miraculous thing is that you don't know what the content of the video is just by looking at the title.

Netizens exclaimed: What the hell happened to Dr. Abundantia? What ghost did he hire to edit? What a treasure.

Wait, it can't be... a hacked account, right?