The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

I have lived in Honmaru and haven't returned to the workshop for a long time, and I feel that the atmosphere is not right the first time I come back.

"I smell...the smell of money, the smell of banknotes." Nana Taoyuan sniffled, "Did father cash out the proceeds from the video?"

Yushen Shema took a slightly surprised look at her child, as if surprised by her sensitivity, then took the aroma diffuser from the table and handed it to Nana Taoyuan. Suddenly, the strong smell of banknote ink permeated the air.

Oh hoo!

"So there is still aromatherapy with this smell?" Matou Sakura, who was beside Taoyuan Nana, also came over, and the two sisters looked left and right as if they had discovered a new world.

Hiroshin Shibuma nodded, and was buried alive by the overwhelming banknotes for nearly 20 minutes. In the end, it was Kunikida Dopō who crazily swam butterflies in the ocean of banknotes, swam out and asked someone to rescue them...

To be honest, Mr. Kunikida Doppo's butterfly stroke is really good.And the smell of new banknotes has been smelling for a long time, and it is quite soothing.

"If you don't like it, there are other smells. Change it yourself."

Yushin Shema was in a hurry, and he planned to draw a few lucky viewers among the fans who liked his video, and give some small gifts.

Maybe there is something in stock in his workshop, Hiroshin Shiwama thought about it for a while, and went to rummage through the cabinet in the workshop, while Matou Sakura found a pack of aromatherapy essential oils from the drawer.

There was a bottle missing in this pack of essential oils, probably because of the smell of banknotes, so they flipped through it to see the smell of the remaining bottles one by one.

[Smell of Tetris], [Smell of a 5-day-old kitten], [Smell of an eighty-year-old man rekindling his Bushido spirit], [Smell of burnt armpit hair], [Smell of fried kindergarten plastic stools]... …

Nana Taoyuan & Sakura Matou: "..."

No wonder my father would choose the flavor of banknotes. If it were me, I would also choose it, but the flavor of the little milk cat is also good...

As soon as she thought of this, Matou Sakura noticed that Nana Taoyuan stretched out her hand, skipped the aroma of the little milk cat, and then caught the scent of the eighty-year-old man rekindling the spirit of Bushido.

Not to mention, this bottle of essential oil is as dark blue as the sea water, and there are looming gold threads in it, which is really beautiful, but...

What happened to her sister?Why does the eighty-year-old man pay more attention than the little milk cat?

Suddenly, Yu Shenshejian's Qingyue voice came from the workshop.

"Children, please come here."

On the computer screen in front of him is a lottery page, as long as he presses the space bar, the scrolling fan names can be frozen. Generally, Nana Taoyuan and the others will rush to choose people in lottery activities.

This is the happiest episode!

Nana Taoyuan put the aromatherapy in his pocket and ran towards Shibuma Hiroshin, but Sakura Matou was one step ahead and pressed the button.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but they always feel that there is a kind of mysterious luck in Matou Sakura.

And this time, Matou Sakura's luck was fully displayed.

Well, almost all acquaintances.

Looking at the screen, the three of them were stunned, and then they couldn't help laughing. Taoyuan Nana glanced at her, "Did you press the button on purpose because you looked at the familiar name?"

Isn't that right, Yosano Akiko, Edogawa Ranpo, Mori Ogai, Akutagawa Ryunosuke...these are not all people from the Armed Detective Agency and Hong Kong gangsters.

It's too coincidental, isn't it?

Yu Shenshe pondered for a moment, pressed the back button, and took another shot, but it turned out...these people were still there.

"It doesn't seem to be a matter of luck." Yu Shenshe thought thoughtfully, and then smiled, "Then give them the lucky draw gifts for April Fool's Day."

In fact, he was afraid that ordinary people would not be able to bear the gift, but since they are all powerful supernatural beings, then... isn't it better?

…………

April 4

In the Armed Detective Agency, Yosano Akiko and Edogawa Ranpo, who were pre-appointed winners, received the courier early in the morning.

There are two boxes, one big and one small. The outside is painted in the red and white colors that represent the circus, and the front is painted with a huge gear fairy logo, but probably because of April Fool's Day, the middle winged fairy wears a clown hat on her head. .

"Well, why am I this small box?" Yosano Akiko looked at the big box in Edogawa Ranpo's arms, raised her eyebrows with some dissatisfaction, but didn't say much, and turned to look at the big box in Edogawa Ranpo's arms. The reserved action actually opened the box eagerly.

To be honest, Yosano Akiko is very much looking forward to what Dr. Abundantia will do. The inexhaustible color-changing lipstick before gave her a lot of face.

Open the package, inside... is a delicate rose gold handle.

It is really rare to see rose gold on hot weapons, and Yosano Akiko fell in love with it almost instantly when he saw it.

Small and exquisite, exquisite workmanship, the lifelike relief of the gear fairy on it makes it look like a work of art.

However, there is a [100%] relief on it, which makes Yosano Akiko very concerned, and does not understand what this means.

In the box, there is an April Fool's Day postcard.

"Hundred beeps:

Produced by Dr. Abundantia, it has no recoil and brings you 100% sense of security. 』

When seeing the words "every shot, every hit", Yosano Akiko, who was determined, couldn't help but gasped.

With one shot at a time, in this world, one can even be a person with superpowers, which is still very powerful, but in the hands of Dr. Abundantia, it can be easily achieved with just a gun.

How terrifying is this person.

"It's understandable, but what does [beep] mean?" Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, "Did you write the sound off wrong?"

Yosano Akiko didn't know either, but it didn't bother her. The next moment, she slightly bent the corner of her mouth, then raised the new gift in her hand, and pointed it at the wall of the Armed Detective Agency.

"Try it and you'll know?" she said.

biu~~~

A bullet flew out, hitting the fly on the wall, leaving a deep hole in the wall, but Yosano Akiko's slender arm remained motionless, seemingly not affected by the recoil at all.

But... the atmosphere was extremely awkward.

The rose-gold cock made a rough uncle's voice, and uttered a pretentious "biu", which sounded... extraordinarily obscene.

Why, why is it clearly a lady's gun, but the voice from biu is an uncle's voice!

And this uncle biu is just biu, but he is very fascinated by biu!It's like a mountain road with eighteen bends, and a waterway with nine rings.

Doesn't sound like a serious gun!

Yosano Akiko couldn't laugh or cry, and suddenly saw that the postcard just now seemed to have changed, it seemed that there were a few more lines.

『Hundreds of Beeps □□ (April Fool's Day Edition):

Did you realize you were being duped?It's home to the ghost of a western knight sharpshooter who will help you counter recoil and make sure you hit your shots...if you put up with one of his quirks, of course. 』

That's it?Is this still a "little hobby"?

It doesn't work with Yosano Akiko, and it doesn't use it, it's too much to her liking, but this ecstatic uncle's voice is like a piece of mouse droppings, breaking the whole pot of Buddha jumping over the wall.

Edogawa, who was on the sidelines, rubbed his chin in disorder, and suddenly lost interest in unpacking the express delivery.

"It's probably the same with mine. It looks like a very useful thing on the surface, but in fact there may be some kind of mine hidden."

Edogawa Ranpo speculated that there might be something like armor in it, and it must be useful, but as the brain of the entire armed detective agency, he sneered at force.

"Boring things, if the human brain could be more precise, then there would be no wars in the world, let alone weapons."

Edogawa Ranpo curled his lips, then opened the box——

It’s okay, but after making mental preparations, Edogawa Ranpo was still stunned when he saw the things in the box.

An exterior robotic arm full of sense of technology and design.

Don’t blame Edogawa Ranbu for being stunned, because this robotic arm is so beautifully made, even more beautiful than those shown in science fiction movies, full of violent aesthetics, and vaguely touches the mechanical plot buried in every man’s heart .

"It's so-so, better than I expected." Edogawa Ranpo said, but his eyes were still glued to the mechanical arm, unable to move away.

Not only him, but everyone did not perform much better than him.

"Let me tell you, Luanbu... You said you didn't like it just now, right? Why don't you let me forget it." Osamu Dazai, who was the thickest-skinned, spoke directly, his eyes flattened into a flat line, "You are in charge of the brain." Well, there is no way to let the brain rush to the front of the battlefield, so it is better for us to come."

"It's too good to be true, you can barely be considered a cerebellum." Edogawa raised his eyebrows in disorder and turned back.

Atsushi Nakajima stared at the mechanical arm, and couldn't help but also said, "That's right, I can protect Mr. Ranpo Edogawa...can you borrow it from me?"

Edogawa ran the box to protect himself, "Don't use such a high-sounding tone... If it's mechanical wings, it's okay to give it to you, it's called adding wings to a tiger."

"What is it to give you a mechanical arm? Not only is it useless, but it will also hinder your superpowers. Be careful is like adding an arm to a dog."

And the president Fukuzawa Yukichi also cleared his throat, but he just said "Edogawa Ranpo", the latter interrupted him coldly:

"No."

What a straightforward and unequivocal refusal!

For the first time, the Armed Detective Agency discovered that Ranpo Edogawa's "verbal combat power" is so strong. Also, he usually makes people cry when he is not smart enough to handle investigators.

Inside the packaging box of this robotic arm, there is also a postcard with the theme of April Fool's Day, which is still the familiar handwriting of Hiroshin Shema:

『Smart-strike mechanical arm:

By Dr. Abundantia, for smart people.

Don't believe in the so-called "one power down ten meetings", that is, you have not encountered real wisdom. 』

Seeing the last sentence, Edogawa Ranpo felt that it had been said into his heart. He put the robotic arm into his bag with the joyful attitude as if he had just solved a case that ordinary people could not solve.

"Since you don't give it to anyone, why don't you give it a try yourself?" Yosano Akiko, who saw Edogawa Ranbu so "protecting the food" and already had a gift, couldn't help teasing, and the latter was righteous Verbal refusal.

"You know, it's the same as your beep sound." Ranpo Edogawa picked up the postcard. Because he didn't find that it was being tricked, the words "April Fool's Day" did not appear on it.

Maybe there is some minefield waiting for him that he doesn't know about, so...

Or take advantage of the dead of night and secretly put it on by yourself.

…………

On the other side, Ryunosuke Akutagawa was also unpacking packages in the five buildings in Hong Kong.

As taskers who closely observed Dr. Abundantia, Nakahara Chuya and Hirotsu Yanagi were also onlookers.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke took a deep breath, then nervously opened the express box with the gear fairy printed on it.

It seems to be a piece of clothing.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke reached out to grab the dress, but the cautious Hirotsu Yanagi stopped him, and then picked up the April Fool's Day postcard on the table first.

"Real rebellious non-mainstream windbreaker:

Produced by Dr. Abundantia, made of pure plesiosaur leather, comfortable and wear-resistant, with weak bulletproof effect and intelligent protector. 』

Only then did Ryunosuke Akutagawa unfold his clothes, just like what was written on the postcard, it was a men's black windbreaker, and it was... very cool.

The material looks like leather, but it feels as soft as pure cotton, and its shaping effect is comparable to that of chemical fiber. It reflects a mysterious metallic color under the light. With fashionable rivets and chains, it can make the whole The second-year middle school boy on the street was so jealous that he went crazy.

Zhongyuan Zhong also crossed his arms and sighed, "It's great, it still has bulletproof effect... If I were three or four years younger, I might snatch it from you."

However, the bulletproof effect is understandable, what does the smart guardian... mean?The dress doesn't seem like a piece of artificial intelligence.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke didn't speak. He took off the windbreaker he was wearing and put on a new one. Nakahara also found that the length of this dress was also adjusted according to Akutagawa Ryunosuke's reminder, and the collar also changed by itself. Standing up, separating his sideburns from his cheeks.

This is very against the sky, you must know how uncomfortable it is to eat a mouthful of hair when you bow your head to eat!

"Use the supernatural power to see if there is any difference." Nakahara Zhong also suggested that this time he is ready to see what big surprises Dr. Abundantia's creations can give him.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke nodded, and successfully displayed the supernatural power Rashomon. Last time his supernatural power was contaminated by the softening liquid, it took him a long time to get used to it again.

Using Dr. Abundantia's coat to cast Rashomon seems to be nothing special. Nakahara Chuya tilted his head and motioned Hirotsu Yanagi to give him a shot to see how the bulletproof effect is.

Hirotsu Yanagi nodded, took out the gun, and pulled the trigger on Ryunosuke Akutagawa——

Then, the sudden change occurred.

A hand grew out of the coat uncontrollably, and instantly caught the bullet empty-handed!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke dared to swear to God, this hand was definitely not made by Rashomon.

"So it's bulletproof like this?" Zhongyuan Zhong also scratched his head helplessly. He thought the fabric was strong, but he didn't expect the bulletproof measures to be so curious!

Then, this hand was put in front of Guangjin Liulang, and gave Guangjin Liulang a slap in the face!

"Snapped!"

Guangjin Liulang, who was still in a state of confusion, was slapped like a diver and flew out in a spiral.

Is this the so-called smart protector? !This is obviously a violent guardian!

This windbreaker is too arrogant!

"Akutagawa Ryunosuke, don't act rashly, I'll come and see this dress." Nakahara took out the gun from his pocket and pointed it at the windbreaker.

"Come on, try hitting me?"

He provocatively said, no one dares to be so arrogant to him, no one dares to hit Hong Kong gangsters in front of him...not even a coat!

Facing Zhongyuan Zhongye, this dress stretched out a slap, and he dared not drop it against Zhongyuan Zhongye.

That's right, it's cowardly.

Facing Nakahara Chuya, whose fighting power is against the heavens, this dress... shamefully discouraged.

Then, he turned back very winkingly, and slapped Ryunosuke Akutagawa on the face...

That's right, it hit Ryunosuke Akutagawa!Then he turned around and cupped his fists at Nakahara Chuya flatteringly.

The Central Plains were also dumbfounded.

Is the dress so shaky in its stance?This is too flexible, right?When you meet a weak enemy, you hit the enemy, when you meet a strong enemy...you hit yourself?

This suit may not be a person, but it's definitely a dog.

Oh, no wonder it's called "Intelligent Protector". It's true that such soft service can make the owner survive.

At this time, the words on the postcard also changed.

"False rebellious non-mainstream windbreaker: (specially made for April Fool's Day)

Produced by Dr. Abundantia, made of pure plesiosaur leather, comfortable and wear-resistant, with weak bulletproof effect and intelligent protector.

There is a chance to use very unmanly attack methods such as slapping the enemy, pulling hair, scratching face and spitting. 』

Nakahara also came over in a daze, and helped Ryunosuke Akutagawa who had been beaten for a long time and couldn't get up.

"It's pretty good, keep it... this dress." Zhong Yuanzhong also tried to comfort him, "You are a mad dog of Hong Kong and black, and this windbreaker with long arms is also considered... like a dog with arms."

Hey, this word sounds familiar, has it appeared once before?

In short, Chuya Nakahara came out from Akutagawa Ryunosuke and rushed to the chief's office non-stop. The Hong Kong black leader Mori Ogai who had just been discharged from the hospital also received an April Fool's gift from Dr. Abundantia.

—It’s a pair of headphones.

"Real Sound Headphones: (April Fool's Day Edition)

Produced by Dr. Abundantia, let you listen to the most beautiful sound. 』

This headset scared Mori Ogai a lot, because——after he connected the headset to the MP3, he found that no matter what song he listened to, the singer was himself.

Even if it was a nursery rhyme that he downloaded specifically to coax Alice, what he heard was that he was singing the doll and the little bear dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing with the doll and the little bear.

To be honest, Yushin Shema's gift to Mori Ogai is the most normal. Facing the leader of the Hong Kong gangsters, he maintained the greatest respect and did not play tricks.

His design concept for this earphone is "listen to the most beautiful sound". This "most beautiful" is open and has no unified definition, so it is designed as "what you hear is your own voice."

A chicken soup for the soul class was widely spread on the Internet before. The inspirational teacher took out a box and said that there was a photo of the most beautiful person in the world, but when he opened it, there was a mirror, which indicated that the most beautiful person in the world was himself——Yu Shenshe Time also imitated this definition.

Then Mori Ogai was taken aback, he just woke up from a coma, which made him wonder if there was something wrong with his brain.

"Come on, Koyo Ozaki, you came just in time." Ogai Mori handed the earphones and MP3 to Koyo Ozaki, motioning for her to listen.

Koyo Ozaki was taken aback for a moment, then took the earphones, randomly clicked on a song by Masami Koshimizu, the leader, on the MP3, and listened to it.

Mori Ogai observed Ozaki Koyo's expression, "Is there something wrong?"

The latter shook his head with some doubts, "The sound quality is very good, it should be a brand-name earphone... What's wrong?"

Mori Ogai's face turned dark, and when he saw Nakahara Nakaya entering the room, he hurried over and handed him the earphone, "Listen, there is something wrong."

Nakahara also glanced at Mori Ogai suspiciously, selected a song from the MP3 by the singer Taniyama Kisho, and began to listen to it.

"There's nothing different about it at all."

Afraid that Mori Ogai would not believe it, he waved and called Alice who was playing in the corner, clicked on a nursery rhyme by Amamiyata, and put the earphones into Alice's ears.

There was nothing wrong with Alice humming and ran to play.

Nakahara Chuya turned his head and saw Mori Ogai's pale face.

"That...for the next few days, Hong Kong and Hei, please continue to take care of it." Mori Ogai smiled reluctantly, and then began to pack his luggage silently.

In this way, on the second day after he was discharged from the hospital, Mori Ogai took the initiative to be admitted to the hospital in a desperate manner.

To heal the brain.