The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

Natsume Takashi and Taoyuan Nanao came back from the winter camp and brought back a cat as a souvenir.

But this cat is not an ordinary cat. It calls itself "Cat Teacher". Takashi Natsume and Nana Taoyuan discussed a series of requirements, such as "all-you-can-eat snacks every day", "alcoholic drinks", etc., and agreed.

After all, a cat who can speak and write, and who can take a bath and poop in the toilet on its own initiative...is too tempting!

"The book of friends has been modified by my father. I have to ask my father to make a decision." After finishing speaking, Natsume Takashi touched his chin, "According to what you said, after my grandmother Natsume Reiko passed away, this book Has the thing called the Book of Friends become a cage for enslaving youkai..."

How could he enslave and drive his grandmother's friend at will?Not even monsters.

But the most important thing right now is not it, but...

"What exactly is the new job that father found?"

Nanasheng Taoyuan frowned and searched the encyclopedia of "Fusangshen" on her mobile phone, but she was still confused.

"So these gods have become Dad's subordinates? Why does it sound... so unreal."

Before they went to the winter camp, Yushen Shejian was a handicraft blogger.

When they came back from the winter camp, Yushen Shejian became the Lord of the Gods.

Taoyuan Nanasheng's complexion was a little pale when she thought of this. In her mind, Yu Shenshejian was sitting on the Frozen Throne with a big beard and a scepter in his hand, with a halo on his head, and the gods underneath were wearing Greek clothes. The kind of one-shoulder suspenders, are all strong men with beards that grow to the navel, mixed with the weak boy Natsume Takashi, who also holds a big hammer with electric sparks in his hand...

stop!Can't think about it anymore! !

Natsume Takashi will not grow his beard to the belly button!

Matou Sakura, who was teasing Teacher Kitty with a snack, raised her head and looked at her sister and brother with a smile.

"They were the ones who saved my father. They seemed to have met my father twice before, and happened to save my father the last time. That's why they invited my father to join them."

Matou Sakura didn't know much, and all the clues were put together through the fragmentary conversations between Hiroshin and Shibuka on the phone... But at least she knew more than Natsume Takashi and the others.

"Did you ask your father to join them after meeting you three times?" Natsume Takashi thought for a while, and then asked cautiously, "Then the leader of the Fusangshen before, didn't his ears reach his shoulders, his hands over his knees, There are two brothers who are very good at fighting, and one of them is red-faced..."

It seems to be associated with some strange history!

"Guys, shut your mouth if you don't understand, why don't you come and ask me?" The cat teacher next to him finally ate the biscuit, and couldn't help but start to groan while chewing.

As a big monster in ancient times, Madara has experienced the era when monsters were prevalent, and also witnessed their decline, especially in modern times...these things are really less and less.

"As for me, I still suggest that you don't regard Fusangshen as a god. It can only be considered that old objects automatically generate souls after a long time, but after all, they are innocent, so they are listed as the last gods."

Having said that, Mr. Cat picked his teeth with his nails and gave them an example.

"There were a lot of brooms left for a long time before, and they became examples of broom gods. That is Fu Sangshen... Of course, this iron bump in your house should not work." Mr. Cat stretched out his little pink jio, and moved the sweeper in front of him. The robot turned around.

Hearing Mr. Cat's explanation, Nana Taoyuan silently crossed out the "king of gods" in his mind, and replaced it with "king of broomsticks".

...the gap is huge.

"It's not a broom, it's a sword." Natsume Takashi corrected, "If the sword is Fusangshen, it must be better than the broom Fusangshen, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Teacher Cat sat up straight with a groan, and his tone became serious.

"I forgot to ask, your father... no, Lingfu, is he Toyotomi Hideyoshi, or Hojo Shizheng?"

Natsume Takashi was taken aback, then shook his head.

"So, is your father Oda Nobunaga or someone from the royal family?"

Nana Taoyuan looked at it suspiciously and shook his head.

"Last question, is the place where your father went to be a museum?"

Matou Sakura tilted her head, "It's called Shizhizhi/Fu. This kind of place name needs to be separated with a slash to avoid suspicion when it is written down. It should not be a museum."

"Then it makes sense." Teacher Cat snapped his fingers with his meat pad, "Lingfu... no, your dad was probably cheated, use your brains, where are there so many swords besides museums? "

Speaking of this, Teacher Mao kicked the sweeping robot that came close to him in disgust. "By the way, it might be a robot. The probability may be higher."

Even though monsters from ancient times can always perceive the outside world, in this information society, they will inevitably lose touch with reality, and two situations will occur: stubbornly deny modern technology, or... overestimate modern technology.

As soon as Teacher Mao came into contact with the modern society, he entered the home of a handmade blogger. Smart home appliances are everywhere, and black technology is all there... So, he is in the second situation.

The cat teacher who overestimated the earth's technology... Even if you tell that there are aliens flying spaceships to attack the earth, he might not doubt it now.

But the robot's guess... After hearing this, the expressions of the three people were slightly subtle.

As Dr. Abundantia's children, their childhood toys... Even the most common ones must have some technological elements, and there are indeed many robots.

So my father... was saved by something.

"Didn't someone come to pick us up at 8 o'clock? Just ask?" Matou Sakura held her chin, "I trust Dad's judgment."

Natsume Takashi looked up at the time, and it was 5:8 in 00 minutes. The three of them looked at each other and decided to ask a good question——

In the space ahead, a black hole suddenly appeared.

Teacher Cat stood up abruptly, assumed an offensive posture, stared at the black hole closely, and continued.

A little orange fox jumped out of the hole.

"Oh, good morning everyone." The little fox rubbed his face with his paws, and the little bell on his neck wobbled. "Misters and ladies, you can call me Fox Nosuke. Are you the children of Dr. A?"

Natsume Takashi pushed his glasses and nodded.

In his glasses, it was shown that this thing called Foxnosuke-half of the body was made of machinery, which made him have a bad guess in his heart.

So, Mr. Cat can't really guess right, right?

"Before taking you to Honmaru, I want to emphasize one point, that is, you must not reveal your real names, otherwise terrible things will happen."

As he said that, Honosuke took out a note, which was the "Children's Admission Application Form" that Hiroshin Shema filled out and submitted to the Government of Tokino.

"Because you were not present when you applied, the Government of Time has already given you nicknames. Let me see... Who is [Tao Ji]?"

Taoyuan Nana was silent for a moment, then raised her hand in astonishment, "No, it won't...it's me?"

In the winter camp before, she was still called Taoyuaner Nana Survivor, but today she is Taoji... This, this gap is too big.

At this moment, Matou Sakura interrupted abruptly, "That... my nickname won't be [Sakura Ji], right?"

Foxnosuke nodded, "It's really smart, miss... It would be better if you remove the ending word you just said."

These names... the atmosphere suddenly became Mary Sue!

Isn't this a funny article that is funny in essence although it occasionally throws a knife?

The name is so literary and artistic, even sand sculptures are too embarrassing, hey!

"Not all of them are like this. For example, Natsume-kun, your code name is also Natsume-kun, Natsume-kun."

So why did he suddenly become mediocre when he came to him!

Also, is there really no subject-predicate-object problem in what you said?

"Wait a minute, before we go, please tell me where we are going... We have already read the brochure, but we want to hear your explanation in your own words."

Hearing what Matou Sakura said, Foxosuke scratched his head in embarrassment.

This Foxnosuke... just came off the production line for 5 hours, and after being indoctrinated with the mission, he didn't even go to AU151 Honmaru, and he didn't even see Hiroshin Shibuma himself, so he came directly to pick him up.

"Although I don't know much about it, the Au151 Honmaru where Dr. A is located is indeed different, not only taking over halfway, but also some other places..."

This extremely young Foxnosuke began to popularize science with Natsume Takashi and the others, and he only knew the news for 5 hours.

"Other swordsmen are forged by god judges with spiritual power, but the swordsman of AU Honmaru was first forged with the power of the government of time. Everything is run by machinery, so there has been no trial. God."

Foxnosuke continued to popularize science: "It is precisely because there is no interference from the original owner of this pill, so we are relieved to allow Dr. A to join the job. Other second-hand pills with original owners must be six-star senior senior gods who have been in the job for more than 5 years to take over... ...What is your expression?"

Nana Taoyuan didn't answer, but turned her head and asked Natsume Takashi and Matou Sakura feebly.

"Okay, everyone... It seems that the robot has been hammered."

Handmade Blogger (cross out)

King of the Gods (strike out)

King of the Broom (crossed out)

Suggested change to: Sword Theme Robot Club

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In this way, with the wrong perception that no matter where it is, the three of them came to AU151 Honmaru with a cat in their arms and luggage.

Then I saw that after fierce competition, I finally got the job opportunity and became the candidate to welcome the three little masters.

"Hello, little masters, I, I am Kiyomitsu California, welcome to AU151 Honmaru..."

No one paid any attention to him, Kami Kiyomitsu was a little embarrassed and a little scared, and just when he was about to think about what he said was wrong, he saw Nana Taoyuan turned his head and said it to Matou Sakura without any concealment. One sentence:

Wow, this robot did...

"It's so pretty."

Dr. A is obviously a very reserved person, why... why are his daughters so straightforward?

Immediately, California Qingguang blushed completely.