The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"Write to father:

During our winter camp activities, we encountered an edible spider made by Dr. Wondertainment...』

After paying a large delivery fee, Hiroshin Shema stood at the door of Honmaru, and quickly browsed through the letter, but his eyes stayed on the name Wondertainment for a long time.

Actually wasting the ability of creation in such useless places, creating a pile of useless garbage, making people angry and unable to give birth.

He turned his head and looked at the takeaway box that was almost as high as his shoulders. The tempting aroma of fried food inside had already come out. Yushin Shema could even hear him. Today's valet Knife California Qingguang couldn't help swallowing the sound of.

...Young man, if you knew what was in the box, you might not think so.

According to the letter, Nana Taoyuan, the eldest daughter of his family, was the cook, but her cooking skills were not so good, and the biggest contributor to the tangy aroma should be the soul seasoning.

Yushen Shejian stretched out his hand, pressed on the top of the cardboard box, absorbed the abnormal memes inside, and then turned his head to California Qingguang:

"Please ask more people to deliver the express boxes to the kitchen, and please ask Mr. Katsumaru to come."

Knee Maru, the spiritual sword in Japanese legend, was renamed Spider Kiri because it killed the monster earth spider that made Minamoto Yorimitsu suffer from fever.

When Genmaru was summoned by Qingguang, he was really dazed for a while, and then with a hint of surprise, he immediately cleaned up his appearance and rushed to the castle tower.

The new god judge came to him on the first day of taking office, what's going on, is he going to be entrusted with important tasks?Is he about to develop?

Oh, my brother must be jealous of him, right?

Thinking of this, Kagemaru couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, almost secretly laughing out loud.

"A first...Master God Judge, what do I need to do?"

Yu Shenshe, who was tidying up the bookshelves, turned around and smiled warmly, "My son and daughter who are traveling have sent me special snacks. I would like you to cut them up and share them with the sword Fusangshen of the whole Honmaru."

Hearing this kind of request, Kagemaru froze for a moment, then immediately nodded in response, "Of course, please leave it to me."

It's a little strange, after a little inquiring about this kind of thing, it should be handed over to Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada, or the sword of Azuki Dou Nagamitsu... Why, would he be handed over to him?

With doubts, Kenmaru came to the door of the kitchen, and happened to find that Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada was waiting here, and when he saw Kenmaru approaching, he walked over: "Just now I also received a notice from the God Judge, and came to help you in the kitchen."

It was Qingguang from California who recommended him to the god judge, and that's why Candlestick Qie Guangzhong came here.

What surprised Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada the most was that Hiroshin Shema's original words for appointing him were——

"Is Mr. Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada good at cooking? Or, please ask him to assist Mr. Kinmaru in handling the ingredients."

That's right, let him [assist] Kagemaru.

To be honest, Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada is a little bit unconvinced. He can be humble in other aspects such as fighting, but in terms of cooking, he can confidently say that he is definitely better than Kemaru.

On this point, Knee Maru also agrees very much.

"Perhaps Lord God Judge has heard rumors that I am good at cooking somewhere... But in this regard, please give me some advice."

Kagemaru scratched his head in embarrassment. Hearing from California Qingguang, it seems that the food has already been prepared. If it is only responsible for cutting it into equal parts, it will not be difficult... Probably.

After summing up, the two entered the kitchen together.

The first thing I saw was a huge cardboard box placed in the center of the kitchen. It was square and definitely over one meter high, and it looked very oppressive.

Immediately afterwards, a seductive aroma rushed towards the face, and the two men with swords couldn't help sighing together.

"Is it fried chicken? It's packed in such a big box, so there should be a lot of it?"

Kewan's eyes brightened a little, but he still turned his head to ask Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada: "Then, shall I go find the plate first?"

"Wait, don't worry." Candlestick Kiri Guangzhong entered the kitchen as if he had entered his own home court. He confidently stopped Kemaru, and then expressed his judgment.

"Let's go to the chopping board first. If it's fried chicken, there's no need for the judge to send two knives. You can just tear it up with your hands... So I suspect that it's a large piece of meat like crispy fried pork. "

As expected of Chef Honmaru, it is a well-founded guess.

Speaking of this, Candlestick Kieramitsu rolled up his sleeves excitedly, "Crispy pork with rice and pickled radish, this is a delicacy that can only be found during festivals."

Kagemaru also nodded in agreement. Hearing what Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada said, he was holding the chopping board and picked up a bag of rice with a wink. have eaten.

Then, the smiling candlestick cut Guangzhong tore off the tape on the carton and opened the box.

Candlestick cutting Guangzhong stopped.

At this time, Keimaru put the chopping board on the table, and then put the rice bag on it, just turned around casually, and then found the abnormality of the candlestick Kiri Mitsutada.

what happened?This guy...why is there black air coming from his head!

Also, why is there a smile on his face just now, but his eyes are dull, and why is his face so dark and scary!

Seeing Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada swaying and almost unable to stand still, Kemaru closed the lid, took a deep breath, and opened it again... Immediately afterwards, his expression became even more desperate.

What... what's going on, Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada!

Why the look of unwrapping a Christmas present and discovering that lying inside is a fat Santa himself in a pink bikini!

Knemaru was sweating, and looked inside with vigilance and caution...

Kagemaru regretted it then.

He shouldn't have seen it, really.

The giant spider that had been intact was evenly wrapped in bread crumbs, fried to a golden color just right, dripping with oil, staring at its eight eyes, and exuding a fragrance all over its body.

Kagemaru felt that his whole body was not well.

Ah, I really want to scream aloud, and then hide in a corner and tremble... But, he has even slaughtered a living and vicious soil spider, so he shouldn't be afraid.

"Kemaru..." Candlestick Kirimitsu Tadada dumbly looked away, "Aluki asked us...how to do it?"

"Say, say, cut up the special snacks you brought, and then distribute them to everyone." Keimaru replied equally dullly, but his eyes were fixed on the spider's eight eyes, and he couldn't move them away.

"Then, cut it." Candlestick Qie Guangzhong leaned back, mainly because the smell was so fragrant, he couldn't help swallowing, "After all, you are the sword that killed the soil spider... I understand."

Kagemaru also suddenly realized why Dr. Abundantia asked him to cut this fried spider by name.

But he really didn't dare.

For this point, Candlestick Cut Mitsutada understands it very well. Although he has not killed the soil spider, he has also killed the time-traveling army.

Seriously, if a time-traveling army is completely covered with bread crumbs, [-]% of the oil is preheated and deep-fried until golden, and it is placed in a jojo standing posture, lying crisply on the plate in front of him, he will also collapse .

"Calm down first... this is the order, Kyomaru!" Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada wiped his sweat. In just a few minutes, his back was almost soaked, but he still felt cold, "Think of a way, we must To complete the mission!"

Tremblingly, he pulled out the tachi on the main body, and then pointed at the fried goods in the cardboard box, "We... Let's cut together after counting down to three two one, how about it?"

Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada came up with a method that sounded quite reliable, and Kemaru nodded, and then also drew out his own sword.

"Okay, then—three two one!"

In an instant, the handsome roars of the two men with swords rang out!

"It's useless to defend yourself!"

"This level is not to be feared!"

...Then, both of them realized that the other party was the same as themselves, and they just howled dryly, but they didn't cut down with the knife at all.

The scene was very embarrassing.

"Uh...hahaha, I didn't hit it, I didn't hit it."

"Yeah, I missed it, I missed it..."

Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada and Kenmaru looked at each other, and then they both forced a laugh and found a step for themselves, then finally took a breath, bit the bullet and swung the knife to cut down——

Hey, this feeling doesn't seem right?

Kagemaru opened his closed eyes, and it didn't feel like he was cutting meat, but rather like cutting bread.

"What's going on, it seems to be made by face?"

Candlestick Qie Guangzhong also noticed something was wrong, he wiped the marks on the blade with his hand, and then smelled it.

"Tricked, this is a fondant cake."

His tone couldn't tell whether it was annoyance... or relief, probably the latter accounted for the majority.

"Why is it so similar, which cake shop produced it? It's really weird and funny." Kneemaru muttered to himself, and he looked up at the fried spider... the back of the cake had a strange logo painted on it.

A trademark barcode, with Dr. W's cursive English written on it, but all of these have been crossed out, and a brand new, gear fairy logo has been added next to it.

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The contract between Hiroshin Shibuma and AU151 Honmaru went very smoothly. Although it was not through the Manyo Sakura channel, he made a call to Morita Hidemasa of the Toki no Government/Government and successfully fixed the bug.

At the banquet welcoming the inauguration of the god judge, Yu Shenshejian put down the phone call from the customer service staff of the government/government of time, and then asked with a little doubt:

"Everyone, it is said that 5 minutes ago, you have connected to my spiritual power. How do you feel?"

When he opened his mouth suddenly, the men with swords and swords who were quietly eating cakes at the table were stunned.

Higakiri put down the fork in his hand, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and then exhaled...

"I didn't feel it at all!"

All in all, what is it like in normal times, what is it like now, this makes the men of swords and swords start whispering...

Doesn't it mean that the sword can sense the master's spiritual power?For a master with a calm personality, his spiritual power is also cold, for a passionate master, his spiritual power is also scorching hot, for a lazy master, his spiritual power is like salted fish...

Is it really a rumor?

Yu Shenshe was not sure, "Maybe their network is delayed, maybe I'll call and ask." Then, he took the phone and left the banquet, and went outside the quiet door.

"Don't be so anxious, anyway, it's a certainty." Mustache sighed, and then turned around, "You really don't eat a bite?"

Kemaru's face darkened, and he shook his head resolutely. The candlestick Kiri Mitsutada, who was sitting not far from him, did the same, and poured his own cake on the plate of Taiko Zhong Zhenzong.

"The guy who invented the fried cake is really a genius." Hikari stuffed the cake into his mouth, his voice was a bit vague.

"I really envy you. The judge summoned you on the first day he took office."

Hearing what Hikakiri said, Keimaru's expression turned darker, but for his brother's sake, he still smiled with the corners of his mouth pulled.

"Don't worry... I believe that my brother will be reused by the master soon."

As soon as the words were finished, Yushin Shema, who was on the phone outside, came back. He walked to the table and clapped his hands to attract the attention of all the swordsmen.

"The Government of Time/Government notified me that my newcomer supplies and the supplies that AU151 Honmaru stranded last year will be sent over tomorrow, and everyone can pick them up when they arrive."

After finishing speaking, Yu Shenshejian looked around for a while, and then landed on Higakiri.

"In this way, Mr. Higakiri will be responsible for recording and distributing materials tomorrow."

Higakiri immediately got up gracefully, bowed slightly to Yushin Shema, and after sitting down, he continued to chew, and did not open his mouth to Kagemaru until he swallowed the cake in his mouth.

"It's really a good word from you..."

"Prophecy pill."