The Handmade Blogger's Guide to Salvation

"Good evening, everyone, and welcome to our winter camp."

"Let's start the first part of our event - Adventures in the Barren Temple"

"Next, please group up in twos, and then go to the deserted shrine we designated to explore according to the given route map, and then ask the gods you meet for customs clearance items...Of course, it is no problem to take the opportunity to divination to the gods."

According to the results of the lottery, Natsume Takashi and Nakajima Atsushi are in a group, Taoyuan Nana and Akutagawa Ryunosuke are in a group——

Although Takashi Natsume failed to be in the same group as Nana Taoyuan, he was on the right track, and he happened to have something to confirm with Atsushi Nakajima.

So, Atsushi Nakajima, who was holding the candle given by the winter camp, suddenly noticed that Takashi Natsume was a few steps away from him, and then——put up a defensive posture against him.

Atsushi Nakajima was a little confused, a little confused.

"If I'm not wrong, you used to be in the Qingshi Orphanage, right?" Natsume Takashi stood a little further away from Nakajima Atsushi, with hostility in his eyes.

"Yes, how do you know?" Atsushi Nakajima noticed the word "also" in Natsume Takashi's words, and then froze.

"Aren't you... too?"

Natsume Takashi nodded, "The principal grandfather said that there was a boy in the orphanage who was eaten by a man-eating tiger. Coincidentally...his name is also Nakajima Atsushi."

"So, who are you!"

After listening to Natsume Takashi's words, Nakajima Atsushi was stunned for a long time, and then couldn't help but sigh.

This is a huge misunderstanding!

So Atsushi Nakajima began to organize his words desperately, and began to explain to Natsume Takashi sweating profusely, telling him that the tiger was himself, and his own supernatural ability was to become a tiger, etc., until Natsume Takashi's eyes were a little confused.

"……really?"

Atsushi Nakajima raised his right hand solemnly: "I swear to God."

"...Okay, I'm sorry." Natsume Takashi was dubious, but at least he didn't put on a defensive posture against him.

There is one thing to say, Nakajima Atsushi thinks that this elementary school student who has the same disease is pretty good, and his vigilance is also very high... Of course, the premise is that you can't treat him.

"My supernatural ability is that I can see ghosts that humans can't see. You really look different from monsters, so I believe you."

Atsushi Nakajima breathed a sigh of relief, "I thought your glasses had some kind of ability. They seem to be plain glasses, and there is Dr. Abundantia's gear fairy logo on them."

Natsume Takashi took off his glasses, wiped them carefully, and put them back on his head.

"Because I was always scared and cried by ghosts when I was a child, my father gave me this pair of glasses. It can turn the things I see into cartoons, whether they are people or monsters, so that I won't be scared."

"I usually call it Two-dimensional glasses."

Atsushi Nakajima opened his eyes wide in surprise, "It's amazing! So what do I look like in the glasses?"

Natsume Takashi pushed his glasses: "It's a very refreshing style of painting, and from the perspective of comics, your belt seems to be the same as Mr. Dazai Osamu?"

"Yes, after I was taken in by Osamu Dazai, my clothes were made by every member of the Armed Detective Agency."

Natsume Takashi nodded, "It's so kind... I heard from my sister that a netizen named Gorilla in her kendo group had the same experience. He lost all his clothes including underwear when he went skiing in winter, and then Every teammate just donated gloves."

Atsushi Nakajima: ...

This scene was so tragic that Atsushi Nakajima didn't know how to answer the question for a while.

"So, in the glasses, what does the ghost you see look like?" Atsushi Nakajima changed the subject and asked.

Natsume Takashi scratched his head, "It's probably...a white dress, curly and long hair, and a blue face with shadows...just like the woman behind you." He stretched out his finger and pointed Behind Atsushi Nakajima.

Atsushi Nakajima: ...

Takashi Natsume:  …

"Run-!!!!"

………………

If only Takashi Natsume was alone, he would definitely not be able to escape, but Atsushi Nakajima beside him could.

On this day, Natsume Takashi finally solved a doubt in his mind, that is who runs faster, the fierce ghost or the fierce tiger.

Atsushi Nakajima wins.

"Huh...huh...did you get rid of it? Where did we go?" Atsushi Nakajima panted a little. He straightened up and looked around. This place seemed to be an abandoned shrine.

Coincidentally, the winter camp also asked to find the shrine.

"Yes, I guess I saw a shrine, so the ghost didn't dare to enter." Takashi Natsume looked at the dark shrine and couldn't help frowning.

It feels like this shrine... has something.

Atsushi Nakajima protected Natsume Takashi behind him, and then stepped into this gloomy and deserted shrine carefully... There seemed to be strange sounds in the side hall in front.

Besides them, who is still in the deserted temple in the middle of the night?Could it be someone who also participated in the winter camp?

Holding the faded pillars in the shrine, the two carefully looked inside.

Atsushi Nakajima saw a boy about his age, about seventeen or eighteen years old, wearing an old sportswear, looking a little scruffy... sitting hunched over and cross-legged under the eaves of the shrine, devouring instant noodles.

"This seems to be an ordinary person... Natsume, what's wrong with you?"

Natsume Takashi was in a very bad state, staring at the boy in the sportswear as if he had seen a ghost—in his glasses, this mask-absorbing boy in the sportswear was glowing in rainbow colors, with an angel on his head The halo, the holy white light pierced into the sky, and behind him there was a dark red phantom of the shrine, which looked solemn and full of mystery. On the plaque of the shrine, the three black characters of "Ye Di Shen" were clearly visible.

It's almost like a full-level computer game player wearing all the equipment on his body - this is the first time Natsume Takashi has seen such a situation.

He took off his glasses with trembling hands, and then put them on Atsushi Nakajima's face. The next second, Atsushi Nakajima, who was also shocked by this scene, felt kneeling and almost fell to the ground.

Is this... a god?

They actually saw a living god!

At this moment, the boy who was eating instant noodles... er, or a god, seemed to have spotted Atsushi Nakajima and Takashi Natsume, and then spoke in a somewhat cold voice.

"There are two uninvited guests here. Do you come out by yourself...or let me invite you out?"

Although they were discovered by the god named "Yebu", the two of them were not surprised at all... This is normal, the person sitting opposite is a god!

Then the two people's faces were red with excitement, and they moved closer to the god's side a little awkwardly, just like meeting a celebrity at the airport, they struggled for a long time and opened their mouths cautiously.

"That...you, are you a god?"

Ye Bu's hand holding his face froze... no, the whole body froze.

As a little believer, the little Misfortune God who hovers on the line of death and death every day has long been accustomed to accumulating the power of faith in society as a human being, and even he who does not have a shrine even forgot himself I am the so-called "God".

However, one day, two human teenagers revealed his identity with one cry, which made Yato very panicked.

This is like, you go to school and work honestly in the three-dimensional yuan, and a person passing by suddenly grabs you and reveals your identity on the Two-dimensional network...

"Hey, are you the lady who wrote the little █ essays on Hai █ Net?"

This is how Yato feels at this moment.

This is impossible!He looked at his attire in a daze. It was a standard desolate human boy on the street, without a trace of god at all. In short, it was impossible to see that he was a god!

Could it be...these two human teenagers are crazy to call people gods?

This option is still more likely!

However, what Natsume Takashi and Nakajima Atsushi said next made Yato panic even more, because they even said their names——

"Are you the god named Yebu?"

Walking in the world, he prefers to use the name "Yeto", which sounds more handsome and more hidden. Over time, hearing the real name "Yebu" from people again makes him feel as if he has passed away and panics even more. up.

It's like dressing up for your life at the comic exhibition, the makeup mother can't recognize it, but suddenly a stranger comes over and grabs you, and calls out your three-dimensional name... It's still the baby name when you were a child.

"Goudaner, are you the wife who wrote a small █ article on Hai █ Net?"

So at this moment, Yato's whole body feels bad, his voice is trembling, his voice is a little hoarse, and he speaks with difficulty.

"How...how did you recognize me?"

Natsume Takashi searched all the pockets in his body, found the notebook and pen, and handed them over respectfully, "Please sign for me, please!"

And Atsushi Nakajima didn't bring a pen and paper, but he quickly added, "Please sign for me, please, I... this is the first time I've seen God."

At this moment, it is no longer the level of seeing a star. There are so many stars in the world who see each other on TV every day, but the gods only see it once!

Holding a pen and a notebook, Yato had the complexity of losing his vest and the little vanity of being respected, but he still felt that something was wrong.

With complicated emotions, Yato wrote his name on the notebook, and then gave it back to Natsume Takashi. When he looked up, he found that the two of them took out their mobile phones and took a quick photo of his leftover instant noodle bucket.

"Hey, wait, what are you doing?"

Natsume Takashi held the mobile phone, focusing on it with a pious expression, and took a clear picture of the messy leftovers in the instant noodle bucket:

"I'm filming miracles!"

What kind of miracle is this!

In an instant, Yato blushed from his neck, and he hugged his instant noodle bucket rudely, "No need to do this! None of you are allowed to take pictures!"

He can lose face as a human being, but he cannot lose face as a god!

"Uh, okay, don't worry, we won't be filming anymore." Natsume Takashi and Nakajima Atsushi exchanged glances, and then continued to look at Yato with expectant eyes.

"Which... Lord God, can you divination for me?"

Yato had just put on the posture of a worldly expert, but when he heard Natsume Takashi's words, Khan was frightened.

He is the God of Misfortune, born from battle, which means that he is not good at divination at all!

But at this moment, can he be cowardly?He can't be cowardly, it's the first time someone stares at him with such extreme respect, even if he can't, he can do it!

"...Okay, you wait, let me try." After finishing speaking, Yato closed his eyes, thinking desperately in his brain before he saw the process of divination for believers when he stayed at the Poor God's house... Needless to say, he really remembered a little bit.

Ziwei Doushu...Gossip...Tarot cards...Twelve constellations...Gypsy aunt's crystal ball.

Suddenly, Yato opened his eyes.

"Your divination result is out!" Yato pointed at Natsume Takashi's nose, his eyes full of confidence.

"You're getting married right away!"

Atsushi Nakajima: ...?

Natsume Takashi: ...? ? ?

"I'm sorry, I'm only 15 years old this year, and, moreover, I don't have a girlfriend yet..." Natsume Takashi looked a little embarrassed.

Why does it feel a little unreliable, this god, the calculation is not accurate at all.

At this time, Yetou also panicked, and he quickly explained to Natsume Takashi and Nakajima Atsushi: "My hexagram is a combination...Ziwei Doushu said that your house will collapse in the future and you have to move, and the Tarot card says that your home Recently, a new member will be added, and the gypsy crystal ball said that you will inherit the family, isn't this a combination of marriage?"

Natsume Takashi shook his head regretfully, "We just moved to our new home two months ago, Atsushi Nakajima can testify! So we probably have no plans to move again in the last few years..."

Following Natsume Takashi's explanation, Yato's expression became darker and darker.

It's over... He thought to himself, after finally meeting two would-be believers, he pretended to be a big-tailed wolf too much, and the car overturned is too tragic... Will an apology work at this time?

Suddenly, a burst of music rang, Natsume Takashi lowered his head and found that it was his cell phone ringing.

It's my father, Dr. Abundantia's call!

"Good evening, father, my sister and I have arrived at the winter camp safely... What, the home was attacked? Are you okay!? It's fine... It doesn't matter if the furniture is broken, I remember, after the winter camp Go to Honmaru to borrow..."

Natsume Takashi hung up the phone.

Then, the way he and Atsushi Nakajima looked at Yato was completely different this time.

There was some amazement, some shock, some reverence, some awe... In short, he was completely convinced, and then Natsume Takashi slowly said to Yato:

"Your divination is too accurate, Lord Ye Divination... Is this the power of a god?"

"I, indeed, will be moving soon."