Male god, male god, my lazy cancer has committed again

In the evening, Lei Ying took Fan Chen to the side of the road to pick up skewers. Fan Chen ate with oil on his hands and mouth, but he was very satisfied in his heart.

Lei Ying handed him a piece of paper and asked him to wipe his hands, but he smiled helplessly and helped him wipe off the oil stains around his mouth.

After eating, the two took a taxi home together.

"Then... I'm going back." Standing at the door of the house, Fan Chen was a bit reluctant to part with Lei Ying.

Lei Ying scratched his nose with a smile: "Why do you look like you are parting from life and death? If you miss me, just give me a call and I'll come over."

Fan Chen hurriedly said: "Don't! If your father finds out, he will definitely hate me even more."

Lei Ying found it funny: "You weren't so afraid of my dad before? Why are you so cowardly now? Huh? You little coward!"

Xiaofan Fan curled his lips, he wouldn't say that thinking of Papa Lei dissecting him with a scalpel in the middle of the night would send chills down his spine!

The two stood opposite each other for a while, neither of them wanted to leave first.

Lei Ying put his hand on Fan Chen's shoulder, fiddled with his earlobe, lowered his voice, and asked caringly, "Does it still hurt down here?"

Fan Chen's face was hot, and he wanted to say that not only did it not hurt, but it was also quite refreshing!But he felt that it was too shameless to say it so bluntly, so he coughed and said, "It's okay, I can bear it."

Lei Ying moved closer to him and whispered in his ear, "Then let's try something new next time."

Fan Chen swallowed, feeling that his man has become more and more shameless recently.

The two of them wanted to stand at the door for a while longer, when Mother Fan came down with a bag of trash to throw away, and happened to bump into them.

Mother Fan said unexpectedly: "Yingying? Why don't you go sit at home and stand here to feed the mosquitoes?"

"Auntie." Lei Ying called out politely, and said, "I'll send Xiaochen back, and after talking for a while, I won't go in."

Fan's mother still likes him very much, and she is not polite to him: "Then you come over to play at home when you have time. Fan Chen usually just stays at home at home, and you can take him for activities when you come to him."

Fan Chen's eyelids twitched, wondering if he had become a hooligan after being infected by Lei Ying recently, why did he hear such ambiguous words from his mother.

Lei Ying glanced at Fan Chen subconsciously, and replied with a smile: "No problem, I must often take him to 'activities'."

Mother Fan was very satisfied, "Then you two talk, I threw out the trash and went back." After she finished speaking, she went to throw out the trash.

Lei Ying whispered to Fan Chen: "You should go back too, I haven't seen Auntie for a semester, go back and talk to her."

Fan Chen nodded: "Then you go back and be careful, and let me know when you get home."

Lei Ying didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "It's as if if I turn a corner, I will lose it."

Fan Chen groaned: "Who knows if you will be lost by some goblin if you turn a corner!"

Lei Ying saw that Mother Fan had finished throwing away the trash and came back here, and said quickly, "In my eyes, no one is more elf than you." He slapped Fan Chen on the buttocks, "Okay, come on!" Go back, I'm leaving."

He raised his head again, and said to Fan's mother who had already come to the front: "Auntie, I'll go back first."

Mother Fan smiled: "Be careful on the road, come and play when you have time."

Lei Ying left.

Fan Chen returned home with his mother.

As soon as he entered the house, his mother asked: "I thought you would live in Yingying's house first, why did you come back so early?"

Fan Chen thought in his heart, Lei Ying's father found out about his adultery, how could he dare to hang on.He said: "There is no comfort in my own home in other people's homes. Besides, I have to record. If I am in Lei Ying's house, it will bother him."

Mother Fan smiled and said nothing.Just after throwing out the trash, she went to the bathroom to wash her hands, and when she came back, she saw Fan Chen sitting on the sofa, and seemed to have something to say to her, so she also sat down beside him and said, "Just say what you want."

Fan Chen said: "I have an appointment with my friends to go play next week."

Mother Fan got up and took out a pack of Grandpa Mao from her wallet and handed it to him: "Is it enough?"

Fan Chen blinked, "Talking about money hurts feelings." He took the wad of money, thought for a while, and then counted out half of it and returned it to her: "Half is enough, I don't need that much, the money you gave me earlier I haven't used up my living expenses yet."

Mother Fan refused to answer: "Take it, don't keep eating and drinking from Lei Ying."

Fan Chen had no choice but to hold it, and said: "Take it as I borrowed it, and I will return it to you when I come back to work!"

Mother Fan put away her wallet, and when she came back, she slapped him on the face: "You study hard, don't be lazy and don't let me down."

Fan Chen chuckled, and felt a little sad when he smiled. If his mother knew that he liked men and was with Lei Ying in the future, he wondered if he would feel sorry for her.

Mother Fan yawned, and suddenly remembered something and asked, "Have you eaten yet?"

Fan Chen nodded: "I have eaten."

Mother Fan said: "I also left some food for you. Now that I've eaten it, I'll go and put it away."

Fan Chen saw the exhaustion on his mother's face, stood up and took her arm, "Mom, you go back to the house and rest, I will collect the things in the kitchen."

What else did his mother want to say, but Fan Chen pushed her towards the bedroom from behind, his mother smiled with some relief: "Stop making trouble, you child, I haven't taken a shower yet."

Fan Chen pushed his mother to make a temporary turn, and then walked towards the bathroom.

After finally coaxing his mother into the bathroom, Fan Chen walked slowly to the kitchen to clean up. After everything was cleaned up, his mother also came out after taking a shower.

Mother Fan took a towel and wiped her hair while inspecting the kitchen. Seeing that everything that should be put in the refrigerator had been covered with plastic wrap, she yawned again and went back to sleep in peace.

Fan Chen also took his clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower and came out. When he returned to the bedroom, he saw his mobile phone thrown on the bed with the breathing light blinking. information.

Lei Ying: Daughter-in-law, your husband got home safely, and he didn't tease anyone or was teased by others.

The corners of Fan Chen's mouth twitched, and he moved his fingers to reply: You are so good, I applaud you, bang!Snapped!Snapped!

After a while, his phone vibrated again.

Lei Ying: Little fairy, you are tempting me to commit a crime.

Fan Chen: →_→ Have you been secretly reading those vulgar and brain-dead CEO novels lately?

Lei Ying: I swear to the lamp, I usually only browse the forums, I never read that kind of stuff.

Fan Chen: →_→ Are you still visiting forums?What forum?Emotional world? !

Lei Ying: ...you have been there too?

Fan Chen was embarrassed immediately: Damn you, you really have been there!

He didn't care whether Lei Ying replied to him or not, and went directly to the computer to search the forum of Emotional World.He remembered that when he was going to throw himself into Lei Ying's arms to express his sincerity, he also went to this forum in confusion, but he couldn't accept the style of this forum, so he didn't log in again after that time .

After the page was buffered, he logged in to the familiar interface again.In his opinion, the painting style of this forum is still unacceptable to him.However, he wanted to know what Lei Ying was usually browsing in this ghost forum, so he resisted pulling the mouse to browse the topics of the posts one by one.

"Girls must read, slag prevention manual", "The spring breeze is ten miles, it is better to have you on the bed", "Girls take the initiative, capitalized and bold 'must lose'"... Fan Chen felt that his eyes were going to be blind!

He took screenshots of several post topics on the homepage, opened Penguin and sent them to Lei Ying.

Mu Feng: [Screenshot]→_→Do you usually like to watch this?

Thousand Miles of Thunder: ...

Thousands of Thunder: I don't browse the homepage.

Mu Feng: →_→ I also know that it is a post on the homepage, and it seems to be a regular visitor.Which channel do you visit if you don't visit the homepage?

Thousand Miles of Thunder: ……… Emotional Counseling

Now Fan Chen was speechless.

He clicked on the emotional counseling channel again.

"Help! Because my husband is too boring, I asked my best friend to help me train him. Unexpectedly, after only a month, they have already trained him on the bed. What should I do now?"

"Help! I fell in love with a little red dress sold in the store downstairs. I can't move my eyes when I pass by every day. Even when I go to sleep, I wonder how that dress will look on me, but the problem is that I am a man. ..."

"In order to punish my cheating husband, I sent my son to a friend to stay temporarily. As a result, my son called back three days ago and said that he fell in love with my friend and had already slept with my friend. Then the problem came, I My friend is a man, in terms of seniority, my son should call him uncle, what should I do now?"

Fan Chen huddled in front of the screen, looked at one theme after another, and felt that every post gave him a magic power to click in and read it. He felt as if he had opened the door to a new world.

Moving the mouse down again, he suddenly saw a post from a long time ago.The ID of the person who posted the post is a person named "Pi Li Pa La", and the subject of the post is "Help! What should I do on my first date with my wife? The coordinates are near XXX University in District X of City X."

Fan Chen's right eye twitched, why did he find this coordinate a bit mysteriously familiar?

When I clicked on this post, the host wrote on it: I just hooked up my daughter-in-law, and I haven’t had a formal date yet. I am my first love and have no experience in love. Please give me some advice! ps, my daughter-in-law asked me to watch a movie today.

Fan Chen: ...

There are a lot of enthusiastic people downstairs, and after seeing this post, they flocked to make suggestions.

Floor 1: Seeing such an innocent landlord, I couldn't help but want to help.Since she is asking you to watch a movie, it means that she is mentally prepared to accept you.Movie theaters are usually very dark, and it is a good place for couples to touch each other. Of course, you have to see whether the seat she chooses is a more conspicuous seat or a more secluded seat. If it is conspicuous, it means that she just wants to watch it. Movies, but if it's the kind of corners and no one around can notice... Hehe, I don't need to say more.Good luck to the host!

Floor 5: Let me add.Although the movie theater is a good place to go, the host should not act too hastily, and the matter of flirting with girls must be done step by step.The two of you first set up the atmosphere in the movie theater, and then go to eat at noon, and go to a place with few people and secluded places, where you can sit down and have a heart-to-heart talk, increase mutual affection, and relieve tension at the same time.

Floor 13: I saw the host’s coordinates, so I checked it out. The closest movie theater is the one in xxx Square. I heard that there are lovers’ seats, and it feels good.If you are going to watch a movie there, be sure not to eat around here!There are so many people around, and it’s expensive, and you have to wait desperately for a seat on weekends and holidays. If you take your girlfriend there, she will definitely not be happy.I suggested a few places to the landlord, all of which are not too far apart, and it took a short time to take a taxi.Baidu map location sharing: xxxxx

27th floor: I saw several eating places recommended on the 13th floor, and I would like to borrow a place to say a few words.Sheep scorpion and Malatang are not recommended. It feels a bit low to take girls to such a place to eat. Hot pot, spicy pot, and barbecue are more popular in summer. Personally, I think the Japanese food is quite good. I have been to the place and the environment is clean. The food is not bad, but the price is a bit high.

Floor 46: Keep going!Don’t take your girl to the road after eating. The makeup of the girl on the road in summer is extremely expensive. You can take her to play around, both indoors and outdoors. There is air conditioning for shopping indoors, and you can find places with mountains, water and shade outdoors place, chatting and flirting are good.

Floor 78: There is another place you can consider, the playground, one of the must-go places for young couples.I checked the coordinates, and it was a little far away from the host, but there are advantages to being far away. You can take her to play, and if you have enough fun, say it’s too late to go back to school, and you can also open a room at night as a matter of course.But the landlord must not be stupid and tell the girl that the place is far away, then the girl must be on guard, you just say that the place is nearby, then take a taxi there, chat with her in the car, distract her attention, so that she can't feel it The place is far away, and when we get there, it will be too late even if we feel far away. I believe that no girl can resist the attraction of the playground!

Floor 99: I seem to be a bit late... Then I can only provide the host with a few reliable and good hotels.The landlord took it!Share link: xxxxx

……

The more Fan Chen watched, the more speechless he became. He thought of the time he went out to watch a movie with Lei Ying before, and when he saw him always looking down and playing with his mobile phone, he even asked him what he was playing.How did that guy come here? !

Fan Chen aggressively copied the link of this post to Lei Ying, but didn't say anything except the link, just waiting to see what he would explain later.

It took a while for Lei Ying to reply to him. When he clicked on it, a mouthful of old blood almost sprayed all over the screen.

Thousands of Thunder: Hehe, history is always surprisingly similar.

After being caught by Fan Chen, he went to the forum and posted that kind of post, Lei Ying didn't think there was anything shameful about it, and still played hooligans to Fan Chen as usual.

Although Fan Chen often complains that he is a hooligan, but when he is really doing ♂ sports ♂ with him, he is very happy and enjoys it. This is what Fan Chen will do every time he is raped by Lei Ying until he almost falls apart. After some self-reflection, he still forgot all about it when he went to bed next time.

The two of them just sent text messages, made phone calls, and met each other every day, and the time passed quickly.Soon a week was wasted by them.On Thursday night, Fan Chen was wearing a small vest "Boiled Water" and the crew members of "The Throne of Evil" had a pia scene on YY together.

The crew for the first episode of this drama has all been in place, the characters with few lines have already recorded their own voices, and those with many lines, such as Wang Ye and You Ji Konghua, have gradually turned in their voices.As a great master, Fan Chen was never too lazy to follow the pia scene when he participated in the supporting drama before, which also made him develop all kinds of stinky problems of sloppy and dragging voices. Now he can no longer be as self-willed as before wearing a small vest. While playing pia, he turned on the software to record, and the delivery speed was much faster than before.

At 10:30 in the evening, the pia drama of the day finally came to an end, and all the pias of the first period were over.Fan Chen heaved a sigh of relief, edited the sound he had just recorded, and then packed it and sent it to Abu. He stretched himself, planning to move around and pack his luggage for going out to play tomorrow.

Because he had only been out for a few days, Fan Chen didn't want to bring a lot of things to burden him, so he packed very quickly, and he had everything ready in less than 10 minutes.After packing up his things, Fan Chen lay on the bed with his mobile phone in his arms and began to harass Lei Ying. While sending text messages to Lei Ying, he was still sticking his feet up, flicking them in a very bad manner.

Fan Chen: Lei Xiaoying, fell asleep (￣▽￣")

After the message was sent successfully, Lei Ying's reply was not sent back immediately as usual.Fan Chen guessed that he might be typing, so he threw away his phone and went to the refrigerator outside to get a can of milk to drink.

He was drinking milk, but his eyes couldn't help but keep glancing at the phone. He was obviously anxiously waiting for the text message to come in, but when the screen of his phone turned on, he slowly put down the milk bottle in his hand, grinding He moved slowly to the side of the bed, deliberately put on a look of "huh, I don't expect your text messages".

Picking up the phone and clicking into the inbox, and seeing Lei Ying's name displayed on it, the corners of Fan Chen's mouth unknowingly twitched before he could read the content.

He was eager to read the text message, but first held the phone in his arms, rolled happily on the bed, thinking in his heart while rolling: I miss him so much!I really want to see him!I can't bear to see how the text message is broken!How about giving him a call?Even if you can't see it, it's great to hear the sound.

As a result, before he dialed the number, Lei Ying was the first to call in.

Fan Chen cleared his throat, connected the phone, and deliberately said, "Hello~ who is there?"

There was a suspicious silence on the phone.

Fan Chen took off the phone and looked at it, and after confirming that it was Lei Ying, he pressed it back to his ear and said, "Lei Ying?"

This time, there was a response over there, but it was only a soft "hmm".

Fan Chen has known him for so long, and has been in love with him for so many years. He can roughly guess his emotions through his voice, so he frowned and asked, "Lei Ying, what's wrong with you?"

Lei Ying sniffed lightly on the other end of the phone, then pretended to smile relaxedly, and said, "Xiaochen, didn't you read the text message?"

Fan Chen was stunned, subconsciously going to click on the text message just now.

Lei Ying hurriedly said: "Don't read it, I'll tell you directly." He paused for a moment and then said slowly: "Tomorrow, I may not be able to accompany you."

Fan Chen had been looking forward to it for a week, and when he suddenly heard him say that he couldn't go, he felt a little disappointed in his heart, but he didn't want Lei Ying to think he was too hypocritical, so he deliberately made his voice sound more relaxed: "I thought what is it?" What's the matter, if you can't go, you can't go. You should do your own business first, and we will make an appointment next time when we are done. Next time, it will be just the two of us and no one else will call. We can play however we want, less It’s more comfortable to play with so many light bulbs.”

Lei Ying felt even more distressed when he heard that Fan Chen was not angry, but comforted himself instead: "Xiaochen, I'm sorry."

Fan Chen chuckled: "I'm sorry for what we said between the two of us. Anyway, it's only been three days since we went to face base this time, and we'll be back soon. Be good, and I'll pamper you when I come back."

Lei Ying couldn't help laughing, but he still forced himself to smile, and he didn't forget to tell him: "Be careful over there, I will call Qi Jin later and ask him to take care of you for me. Remember to call me if you encounter anything."

Fan Chen vaguely felt that something might have happened to him, but he didn't know whether he should ask, so he cautiously probed: "Lei Ying, are you okay?"

Sure enough, Lei Ying didn't say much, and only replied, "It's okay."

Fan Chen was silent for a while, then asked again: "Your parents... are you okay?"

Lei Ying said, "Well, they're all pretty good."

Fan Chen breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good." Although he didn't know what happened to Lei Ying, it's just that something happened to his family.As for Lei Ying... When he is willing to tell the reason for his depression, he will naturally tell him, and now he will not tell it if asked.Fan Chen sighed, talked to him again, and then hung up the phone.

This night, Fan Chen tossed and turned and slept very restlessly.Not only was he insecure, but he also had a nightmare, dreaming that he kidnapped Lei Ying and eloped, and Lei Ying's father kept chasing after them with a scalpel, threatening to chop him up if he caught up with him, they dared not Slow down a little bit, gritted his teeth and ran all the way.

After running all night, Fan Chen woke up the next day, his whole body was sore and drenched in cold sweat, and his fear of Lei's father had also successfully increased by a level.

Get up, wash, change clothes, eat breakfast, after a busy day, Fan Chen said hello to his mother, and then went out with his backpack on his back.

When he got on the long-distance bus, it was only eight o'clock. He yawned and decided to squint for a while leaning against the window.

Because he didn't sleep well at night, he really fell asleep in the car, but the car bumped all the way, so he didn't sleep very deeply.It wasn't until the mobile phone in his trouser pocket vibrated that Fan Chen sat up straight in a daze, and subconsciously took out his mobile phone to answer the call.

"Hello..." Fan Chen was awakened by the phone, and his voice was a little weak.

"Are you in the car?" A familiar voice came through the receiver of the phone.

Fan Chen suddenly woke up, hugged the phone and said with a smile: "It's been a long time ago, I've already slept."

Lei Ying said over there: "When you get settled in the hotel, remember to call me to report that you are safe."

Fan Chen said: "I know, I'm not a child."

Lei Ying smiled lightly: "It's not a child, it's a goblin."

Hearing that his tone today was much more relaxed than yesterday, Fan Chen secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and said teasingly, "I told you not to go to those messy forums to read messy posts, so you don't have to be afraid to read those things. Is the style of writing becoming more and more bizarre?"

Lei Ying smiled helplessly: "It's already weird. After the new chapter was posted last night, the comment area has exploded."

Fan Chen raised his eyebrows, wondering if Lei Ying was in a bad mood last night because his writing collapsed and was scolded by readers?But from the beginning of his writing until he became a god, during the period, many black ricers opposed him and criticized him in various ways, but he didn't see him like last night?

He couldn't figure it out a bit, so he simply didn't think about it.

After hanging up the phone, Fan Chen was in no mood to go to sleep again, so he opened the novel page to see Lei Ying's update yesterday.

Before clicking into the chapter, Fan Chen first took a look at the comments under the article, and saw that all the comments below the article were "hhhhh Chenchen is dying again!" "2333333 Xiaoshou, why should I be so stupid!" "My God! Xiao Gong, your painting style is wrong!!" "Hahahahaha what did I see (*/w＼*)", he breathed a sigh of relief.

After being relieved, I felt wrong again.Damn!Dust what the hell!What are you talking about?Lei Ying, what nonsense did you write in my name again!

Lei Ying's new article is called "Male God Looks at My Pure Little Eyes [Online Dubbing]". Ying", the setting of the two is that they grew up together, just like the two of them.However, Fan Chen in the article is an out-and-out stupid and cute little crying bag. He often makes stupid and wrong things. Every time he makes a mistake, he pulls Lei Ying's sleeve and shows him his pure little eyes while humming, Lei Ying couldn't bear to punish him, so he took the blame for him every time, and worked hard without complaint.It wasn't until the two of them grew up that they each had their own jobs and circles, and they didn't get tired of being together all day like they did when they were young.

The chapter he updated last night was the scene where they reunited by chance after they grew up.It’s about Lei Ying going to a bar and bumping into Fan Chen who was molested by a customer. Lei Ying stepped forward to rescue him in time. To express his gratitude, Fan Chen decided to invite Lei Ying to dinner. Lei Ying agreed, but said he didn’t want to eat. Junk food outside, suggested to buy vegetables to cook at his home, Fan Chen did not refute, and worked hard at home to learn how to cook.A week later, Fan Chen went to Lei Ying's house, and cooked a few dishes that he had been cramming for a while, and was told by Lei Ying that all the dishes were all aphrodisiac ♂yang♂magic♂ tools!Fan Chen was embarrassing at the time, so that night, Lei Ying used his a few strong ♂yang♂shen♂ dishes as an excuse to kiss him forcibly, and forced him to stay overnight.

The chapter ended when Fan Chen got out of the shower, just in time to see Lei Ying reach into his panties and lick his big bird, his face turned red all of a sudden, he stared at his stroking hand for a while, slowly Slowly raised his head to look at Lei Ying, and Lei Ying happened to be looking at him on the bed.

... The card chapter is so inhumane, Fan Chen really wants to drop the phone!If it weren't for the fact that the author was Lei Ying, he would have seriously condemned the author, but since he was either another author or Lei Ying——

Fan Chen licked his lips, logged into Penguin, poked Lei Ying's chat box and quickly typed: Male God! ! ! !Please follow up! ! !Ask for a live broadcast to play the big bird! ! !