Male god, male god, my lazy cancer has committed again

The start time of "Jiaoran Night Talk" is [-]:[-] in the evening, Fan Chen was bored scrolling through the posts, and then ran to Weibo, looked at the content of Mifensi's Aite, and clicked on the private message rarely After watching for a while, when he really had nothing to read, he closed the page and planned to crawl to yy first to see if anyone came.But just as he was logging in, the penguin in the lower right corner suddenly made two beeps.

He used the shortcut key to open the dialog box, propped his cheeks to see who was harassing him, glanced at the upper left corner of the dialog box, and immediately lifted his spirits.

Jiao Ran Ru Meng: Mu Feng is a silly mother, please help 0w0

Fan Chen subconsciously glanced at the time - ten past eight.There was still nearly an hour before the show started. At this time, Zeng Jiaojiao asked him for help, probably because of something related to the show?

He immediately started typing on the keyboard: What's swollen (*￣▽￣)y

Jiao Ran Ru Meng: Originally, I thought it would be enough to have the scholar-bureaucrats and cast members from your crew, but just now our planner said that we hope to invite Thunder Wanli as well. Now at this point, if I invite him in person Definitely not coming, but the two of you are a couple, so it's different if you invite me [smirk]

Fan Chen read her passage back and forth several times, feeling a little confused.

After he poured a glass of water and drank it, his mind turned a little bit, and he quickly responded with a smile: Jiaoran silly mother, did you make a mistake? It's not what you think, but I can ask him if he wants to come, but I'm not sure.

Jiaoran Rumeng: Hey, you're not going to tell me the truth, don't pretend to be the two of you, I already knew, when I was hosting speeches with your husband, I often saw him secretly holding his phone and giggling , Then I told him about you, but he didn't refute it, what kind of "male god and brain-dead rice divide" →_→ want to play with you two in private, my mother is in a hurry.

Sitting in front of the computer, Fan Chen felt that the blood in his body was not flowing, and his whole body was a little numb.

Seeing that he didn't reply for a long time, Zeng Jiaojiao thought that he was asking for herself, so she sent another message: Please, please help me invite him well. When this episode is over, I will treat you two to dinner. By the way, by the way Call the prince and Shi Potianjing, I just heard that you and Shi Potianjing live in the same dormitory...

Zeng Jiaojiao typed a bunch of words to herself, but Fan Chen didn't read them in a daze, his mind was full of "Thunderbolt your husband", "Thunderbolt your husband", "Thunderbolt your husband", waiting for him to When she realized it, Zeng Jiaojiao had already ignored him, and she didn't know what to do.

Fan Chen's hands trembled, and he forced himself to type a few words: You mean...Thousands of Thunder is Lei Ying?

The words "typing" were displayed on the dialog box, and Fan Chen stared at those four words, feeling extremely nervous.When the four words finally disappeared, Fan Chen simply closed his eyes, as if he was a little afraid of knowing the truth.

However, he couldn't hold back his curiosity. After the beep sounded in the earphones, he hesitated to open one eye first, and then slowly opened the other eye. What he saw was— —

Jiao Ran Ru Meng: ...

Fan Chen is a little crazy, is it or not, what can you tell me (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Mu Feng:! #￥%……&*#￥

Jiao Ran Ru Meng: ...

Mu Feng: [Crazy] [Crazy] [Crazy]

Jiao Ran Ru Meng: ... So you didn't know it all along?

Mu Feng: ...

wipe!It's so true! !

Fan Chen felt that he was about to commit embarrassment!Simply shameless! ! !

Mu Feng: Don't talk to me yet, I want to be quiet!

Zeng Jiaojiao on the opposite side was silent for a moment, and suddenly burst into laughter.

Jiao Ran Ru Meng: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! !

Jiao Ran Ru Meng: Damn it!Mu Feng silly mother, you are the cutest person I know!

Jiao Ran Ru Meng: What should I do, I seem to be crying for you!

Mu Feng: ...

He wanted to die so much!

Turning off the dialogue with Zeng Jiaojiao, Fan Chen felt that the evil spirit in his body was in danger of bursting out uncontrollably.He closed his eyes and took a few deep breaths, finally forcibly suppressing the evil spirit, then he gritted his teeth and poked the Thunderbolt number, typing away.

Mu Feng: Come out!come out for me! ! ! !

After a few seconds.

Thousand Miles of Thunder:? ? ?

Fan Chen got angry when he saw his name, and said bluntly: Give me a call, I need you if I need anything!

Thunder Wanli: Oh...then you give me the number first.

Fan Chen exploded immediately, motherfucker!How dare you pretend to be me! ! !

He couldn't bear it anymore, he picked up his mobile phone and dialed Lei Ying, who got connected quickly.Fan Chen didn't give the other party a chance to speak, so he opened his mouth and said, "Do you know the number!!!!"

Lei Ying: "..."

Fan Chen's lungs hurt from the anger, and he gasped for air while facing the phone.

Lei Ying paused for a while and said, "Hehe, you know?"

Oh you are paralyzed!Fan Chen really wanted to answer him like this, but he still held back the words: "... Tell me, why did you lie to me."

The person on the other end of the phone was very calm: "If you don't, I don't know that you have lied to me a lot."

Fan Chen: "..." He was speechless.

Fan Chen felt his head hurt a bit, so he pressed and rubbed it with his fingers, and said weakly: "The account will be settled later, there is a serious matter."

Lei Ying: "Yes."

Fan Chen let out a sigh of relief: "Tonight's "Jiaoran Night Talk", Zeng Jiaojiao asked me to invite you to participate."

Lei Ying thought for a while: "No."

Fan Chen felt his head hurt even more, and yelled at the phone: "If you don't go, you have to go!!! Nine o'clock!!! If you dare not come, the old and new scores will be settled together!!!"

Lei Ying was silent again, and said, "That's fine, I'll take part if you come to my place, anyway, there is no one in our dormitory."

Fan Chen was steaming from his nose. He thought about it. Anyway, after the show was over, he still wanted to talk to Lei Ying about "Thunder Miles". Said to him: "Go and go! Wait!"

He was about to hang up the phone when Lei Ying suddenly said, "When you come here, you can bring a change of clothes, and you can also bring your toiletries."

Fan Chen wanted to swear, but he rolled his eyes, swallowed the swear words, and said impatiently, "Got it."

After hanging up the phone, Fan Chen packed his things, put the computer and wheat into his schoolbag, took out a clean change of clothes from the closet, and finally bent down to take out his toiletries, together with the clothes, All of a sudden stuffed it into the schoolbag.

When he arrived at Lei Ying's dormitory, he opened the door and went in, only to find that Lei Ying was typing on the computer with his earphones on. Judging from his concentration, he probably was typing.

Fan Chen had already thought up a set of rhetoric on the way here, and was going to give him a very serious reprimand and preaching when he saw him, but when he saw Lei Ying who was so attentive, he didn't know what to say. Suddenly, my brain twitched, and I blurted out: "Damn it, the men at work are so fucking handsome!"