Male god, male god, my lazy cancer has committed again

Fan Chen was about to cry because of his stupidity!

Silently wiping his face, he replied to the male god with a bitter face.

Boiled water: -_-Male god...

Thunderbolt: So, this really is your trumpet?

Boiled water: qaq male god, please keep it secret! !I also have to!

Thousands of Thunder: (-w-`) Oh?Why do you say that?

Boiled Water: ...Actually, I want to wear this little vest to pick up the drama adapted from my short story...

Thousands of Thunder: You mean "Throne of Evil"?

Boiled water: (≧w≦) Kanade is this!

Lei Ying in front of the screen had a clear expression, tapped the keyboard and asked: But why did you make it so complicated?You are a great god yourself, right?Isn't it good to use the original vest to pick up this show?Why do you have to change the vest?It also caused controversy. Is it for the sake of hype?

Boiled water: No no!God, you misunderstood!In fact, I wanted to give Lei Ting Wanjun a surprise!

Lei Ying raised his eyebrows at the screen: What surprise?

Boiled water: ≡￣﹏￣≡Since it’s a surprise, I can’t say it!

Thunderbolt: I'm not your man, what can't you tell me?

Fan Chen stared at the "Your man" sent by the male god, and couldn't help but blush, but he didn't correct him.

Boiled water: The less people know about surprises, the better!Otherwise, if the news is accidentally leaked, it will not be fun (≧w≦)

Lei Ying frowned: If you don't tell me, I'll post on Weibo to tell everyone that the boiled water is you.

Fan Chen's inner cow is full of faces: (#Д) bridge bean sack! !Hero, spare your life [Erkang hand]

Thousand Miles of Thunder: Let’s talk.

For the sake of his vest, Fan Chen had no choice but to obediently say it.

Boiled Water: In fact, Thunderbolt’s birthday is in August, and our drama will be released just in time for his birthday, and then I plan to add a birthday special after our drama, as a gift for him ⊙w⊙

Thunderbolt Wanli: So that's the case, ha ha!

Fan Chen was almost used to the male god's "hehe", so he didn't bother him to hehe himself, and then asked: Male god, what do you think of my idea?Does he feel childish?

Thunderbolt: No, I think your man should be very happy that you have prepared such a birthday present for him~

Boiled water: (≧w≦) that’s good~

Thunderbolt: But haven't you promised him yet?When are you going to tell him you're going to be with him?I think you should have already agreed in your heart.

Fan Chen was stabbed in the heart by the male god, and coughed twice guiltily: cough cough... not in a hurry →_→

Thunderbolt: ...You don't really want him to chase you again, do you?

Boiled water: (/w＼) I just haven’t figured out how to tell him, if it’s so embarrassing, why not tell him on his birthday~

Lei Ying's eyelids trembled, his birthday...but there are still two months left!

Thunderbolt: Are you not afraid that you haven't told him for a long time, during which time he was abducted by others?

Boiled water: ………

Lei Ying smiled lightly: For example...me?

Boiled water: ………

Boiled water: male god, don't make trouble ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ

Thousand Miles of Thunder: Hehe!

Seeing that the topic between them had become more and more weird, Fan Chen hurriedly tried to get the topic back on track: In order to ensure that the male god will not reveal my secret in a flash, I decided to bribe you!

Thousand Miles of Thunder: Oh?How to bribe?

Fan Chen thought for a while and asked: When is your birthday, male god?

Thousands of Thunder: I am also from August

Boiled water: Σ(っ°Д°;)っWhat a coincidence!What's the date in August? !

Thousand Miles of Thunder: August [-]

Boiled water: Damn it! ?You and my man for a day! ! !

Boiled Water: Bah, bah, bah!He is not my man →_→

Thousand Miles of Thunder: ...

Boiled Water: Since you are with him for a day, I can't use such an uncreative idea as a birthday drama, why don't you give me the address, and I will send you a gift!

Thousand Miles of Thunder: Haha, no need

Boiled water: How can we not use it!I'm an idiot!Talk about self-cultivation of a brain-dead self-cultivation!That is to use all kinds of methods to get the male god's mobile phone number and home address, and then secretly follow, taking advantage of people's unpreparedness, to get the male god close to a small corner to have sex!

Lei Ying's eyes darkened as he stared at the screen.

Thunderbolt Wanli: Do you dare to come if I dumped the address?

While talking, he found the address of a hotel and copied it for him.

Fan Chen was lying down at that time!Man god, pick up your integrity quickly!I'm married now! ! !

Boiled Water: ...Male God, are you kidding me?

Thunderbolt: Hehe, what do you think?

Fan Chen was a little dazed, not knowing what to do next.

Half a day later, the male god sent another message.

Thunderbolt: Alright, I won’t tease you anymore.I have something to do, so I'm going offline first.

Fan Chen said with a guilty conscience: Alright~ the male god is ashamed!

Thunder Wanli didn't reply any more, but went offline directly.

Fan Chen was still a little nervous when he saw the male god's head turned gray all of a sudden.

Did the male god really go offline for something, or did he disappear because he was angry?

He swiped the mouse again, and looked at the address that the male god had just sent him. That address... No matter how you look at it, it must be the address of a certain hotel!So what does he mean?Could it be that the male god also likes himself and covets his own body? !

This is too ridiculous!

Shaking his head, Fan Chen expelled all those strange thoughts in his mind, and then he thought that since he already knew the male god's birthday, he must prepare a gift.

Even if the male god didn't give him the address, he still had to convey the blessing well, and the gift he gave couldn't be too low, it had to stand out among his many stupid points.

Thinking of this, he poked Abu again, wanting to seek foreign aid.

Boiled water: Abu Silly Mom (≧w≦)

Planning Abu: →_→ Wipe!I almost didn't recognize who you are!

Boiled water: Abu silly mother asks for help (≧w≦)

Planner Abu: →_→For the sake of being cute... tell me, what's the matter?

Boiled water: (≧w≦) Do you know what my male god likes?

Abu almost blurted out that he likes you!But she still held back abruptly: Why are you asking this?Do you want to pick him up?

Boiled water: →_→I think too much, I just think of his birthday on August [-]th, so I'm thinking about what to give him.

Planner Abu: ⊙_⊙Huh?Didn't you already plan it?

Boiled water: -_-What stupid things, I just found out today that the male god turned out to be the same day as my family, so where to plan.

Abu immediately sprayed on the screen, yes, he didn't know that his male god and Faxiao were the same person!Rubbing his chin and thinking for a while, Abu suggested to him: In fact, there is one thing he likes very much, but I don’t know if you have the courage.

Fan Chen immediately cheered up: Nani Nani? !

Planner Abu: Why don’t you dance a hula dance and record it as a video for him. It doesn’t need to be too long, as long as it means that.