Noah System Administration Service Center

What are you doing sticking to the boss? !

Are you afraid that people don't know that you are relying on unspoken rules? !

20# [former host] Cinderella

The entertainment industry... I think it's better to rely on your own strength to do the task, right?

21# [former host] high school student

There are no unspoken rules!

Although I am clinging to my boss, I obviously succeeded by my own efforts!

And... the plan can't keep up with the changes!

22# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Hmm~ It seems a little strange~?

But these are quite common, right?Among all kinds of hosts, it's not too out of the ordinary~?

23# [former host] high school student

That is to say!I am very ordinary!

24# [system] No. 801

ordinary? !

You say your behavior is normal? !

Then tell me, who would still think about becoming an idol singer when the end comes? ! !

25# [Former Host] Toilet Goddess

Uh

end?Idol singer...?

26# [system] No. 801

Is it really okay to be so unreliable?

Can you imagine that when the city is surrounded by zombies, this guy actually held a concert in the base to cheer everyone up?

What are you kidding!I really wanted to grab her by the collar and ask her what was going on in her head all day long!

27# [former host] high school student

I... I'm just offering my light and heat!Is this also wrong!

What's more, I said it was because the plan couldn't keep up with the changes!

28# [former host] Silly White Sweet

You did nothing wrong~!

It is not easy to be able to actively face the status quo and give encouragement to everyone at this time~!

29#【Former host】little secretary

No, high school students!Don't listen to silly nonsense

You are really outrageous

It's just... not doing business properly?

30# [Former Host] Toilet Goddess

And every task is not doing its job properly...

31# [system] No. 801

And something else!As the head of the Knights, instead of protecting the civilians, he digs up dead bodies to practice undead magic!

You didn't even get the golden core yet, so you ran to find the ancient gods and beasts to fight one-on-one, what do you think your cultivation is? !

I asked you to attack the interstellar pirates, and you sat on the ground and soared in bigu retreat, what the hell are you doing!

32#【Host】Cinderella

High school student, you had a great time...

Are you treating missions like a game?

33# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Huh~ Isn't this interesting~

34# [Former Host] Toilet Goddess

It sounds really fulfilling.

...Although it always seems to be off topic?

35# [former host] high school student

...I didn't think so myself!

It's not all because the plan can't keep up with the changes! !

36#【Former host】little secretary

Don't blame everything so that the plan can't keep up with the changes!

37# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Little secretary, haven't you seen the problem~

38#【Former host】little secretary

what?

what is the problem?

39# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Don't you think there is something strange~?

40# [Former Host] Toilet Goddess

Why?Didn't see any problem at all?

41# [former host] Cinderella

……ah

Could the question be... 801?

So it's a bit... strange?

42#【Former host】little secretary

ha?Don't play tricks!

43# [former host] Cinderella

Although I have always defaulted that high school students are doing fast travel tasks, so they will encounter various tasks

But... No. 801 is obviously just a normal system, right?In other words, high school students have always been in the same world, right?

44# [Former Host] Toilet Goddess

Ah... Indeed, if it is a fast travel system, then its number will be marked with [Quick travel system], right?

But if it only says [system], it means it is just an ordinary system?

45#【Former host】little secretary

wait, wait, wait

its not right!High school students obviously travel through various worlds such as campus, entertainment circle, and the end of the world, right? !

46# [former host] high school student

That's why I said it's all the world's fault...!

All of these... indeed all happened in the same world!

47# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Hmm~ Sure enough~

48#【Former host】little secretary

what is the problem? !

49# [former host] high school student

When we first encountered the system, we just released a new online game that attracted much attention, and I was given the task of becoming the president, so I worked diligently in the game to fight bosses, grab equipment and prepare for guild battles, and finally became the leader. Guild backbone

As a result, the online game was suddenly suspended.

50#【Former host】little secretary

Uh... this unexpected situation...

Well, then what?Then how to complete the task?

51# [former host] high school student

I thought to myself, well, then I will run for the president of the student council

Anyway, the system didn't say what kind of "chairman" it is, so it shouldn't matter if you fish in troubled waters

52# [former host] Cinderella

...Your ability to accept is a little too strong

53# [former host] high school student

I finally became the president and got my second task - to make the campus prince surrender to me

Before I had time to get close to His Royal Highness, the school suddenly changed

A president hired us here and threatened to use it to pick talent from among us

In the end, the campus prince was picked away by him!If you want me to attack a prince, you have to run all the way to the president

54# [Former Host] Toilet Goddess

After the online game is the campus, followed by the president?

I seem to have guessed the next unfolding of the story...

55# [former host] high school student

After finally succeeding in the strategy of Academy Prince, the president chose me to be a singer, and somehow started my life in the entertainment industry. Do you know how difficult it is to fight against the president in the entertainment industry...

Then for some reason, my world suddenly faced the end of the world, and zombies were rampant everywhere.However, my task of becoming an idol singer has not been completed yet!So I had no choice but to work hard at the base to become an idol singer to encourage everyone...

56#【Former host】little secretary

Where did the zombies come from? !

The world you live in is too strange! !

57# [system] No. 801

Cough cough...it's not my fault that God unfolds

58# [former host] high school student

Then a group of priests from the west wiped out those zombies, and I also became a member of the Academy Knights-the problem is that my task of killing a thousand zombies has not been completed, but they have already killed them all up!It forced me to start researching undead magic and create a few zombies to play with...

59#【Former host】little secretary

Wait, where did Western pastors come from?Didn't you just establish a base in the last days? !

What happened to these gods unfolding? !

I finally understand what you meant when you said "plans can't keep up with changes"...

60# [former host] Cinderella

It means that every time she hasn't finished a task, the world line will change...

61# [former host] high school student

So can you blame me for not doing my job properly? !

Later, the world changed from a wonderful adventure of sword and magic to a long journey of cultivating immortals, and the system even asked me to tame the dragon

Are western dragons and eastern dragons at the same level?

But do I have any other choice!Can there be!

The world is changing so fast, I can't keep up with it!

62# [Former Host] Toilet Goddess

Uh... Indeed, the status of dragons in the east should be much higher than those in the west, right?

63#【Former host】little secretary

The system is not kind

64# [former host] Silly White Sweet

That's right~ Number 801 is too bad~

Don't think about the host at all~

65# [system] No. 801

I said it can't blame me!

I can't control the development of the world!

66# [former host] high school student

Finally got the dragon, I'm planning to work hard to practice ascension

Can anyone tell me why science is developing so fast all of a sudden!Thousands of miles a day!

Why did we suddenly send our group of students into the army and go to interstellar wars? !

67#【Former host】little secretary

...To be honest, I almost forgot that you were a student

But with so much going on, you haven't graduated yet?

68# [former host] high school student

You may not believe it

From the time I started playing online games to the time when the world's black technology developed rapidly and broke through the interstellar world, it has only been more than a year

That is to say, I have just ascended and killed the Zerg Queen by the way, and I am about to run back to prepare for the college entrance examination

69# [Former Host] Toilet Goddess

more than a year...

How fast-changing is the world you live in...

70# [former host] Cinderella

more than a year...

High school student, you actually accomplished such a great deed during this period...

71#【Former host】little secretary

...don't dare to say that you are not doing your job anymore

The efficiency of this task is really amazing

...Why on earth can the same world achieve the effect of fast travel!

72# [former host] high school student

so what about my exam

Even though they have all experienced such devastating blows and changes, why does the college entrance examination system still stand firm?

73#【Former host】little secretary

...I just wanted to ask, why are you still obsessed with the college entrance examination when you are already the president of the student council, idol singer, and head of the knight troupe?

74# [former host] Silly White Sweet

This is the romance of students~!

75# [former host] Cinderella

Little secretary, you will never be able to understand the thoughts of our struggling student party...

The author has something to say: Recently, I was bored browsing the forums in Jinjiang... so everyone, especially the newcomers, are all updated every day Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Immediately I feel that I am really not diligent_(:3」∠)_

[But actually, I think my brain hole is almost at the end of the point 233

☆, I want to be the host version today [the resurrection screen does not appear after dying]

1# [former host] Internet addiction girl

The current state is squatting next to my dead body, silently staring at my bloody self

Where is the resurrection option?

2# [system] No. 419

Su, host, don't deceive yourself...

Impossible to revive...

3# [Host] No. 69

...I don't seem to have died in the game yet

4# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Number 69 naturally showed off~

5# [Host] No. 69

You're not showing off, okay?

6# [Host] Philosopher

What is the difference between life and death?

But a longer slumber, a longer journey, a g

7#【Host】Dead house

Hey, philosopher, speak human language!

No resurrection screen after death?Is there a bug in the game?

8# [former host] Internet addiction girl

probably?I'm not too sure...what should I do?

9# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Huh~ Looking at your status, internet addicted girl, you are no longer the host, are you?

Could it be that the resurrection was impossible because of the failure of the mission?

10# [system] No. 419

That, that!Everyone misunderstood...!

Although the title of my host is an Internet addicted girl, she is not dying in the game now... but dying, dying in reality!

11# [former host] Internet addiction girl

what are you talking about, system

my life is not over yet

12#【Host】Dead house

...it's not the game that has bugs, but your life

Let's face it!

13# [Host] Philosopher

Without wind and rain, how can there be a rainbow?

Life is the dialectical unity of advancement and twists and turns

14# [former host] Internet addiction girl

... Blame number 419, okay? ! !

It's all because the system doesn't even give me a buffer time!

15# [system] No. 419

yes... sorry

You can't blame me at all...

16# [Host] No. 69

oh!There is a good show to watch!

17#【Host】Dead house

how?Did the system kill you?

this is terrible

18# [system] No. 419

It's just...it's not!

19# [former host] Internet addiction girl

I lived a good life before I met you, okay?

I lost my life when I met you

20# [system] No. 419

I... I just forgot to let you take the virtual reality scene switching psychological test!

21# [Host] No. 69

Shouldn't it be because of your negligence that your host confused the virtual world with the real world?

You are too careless, if you leave the virtual world without passing this test, it will be very dangerous

22#【Host】Dead house

uh... what are you talking about?

I don't seem to understand what you're talking about...

23# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Let me explain to you~

Dead house, you should have heard of holographic online games, right?Very popular in some future world~

24#【Host】Dead house

The future world is so wonderful, if I also live in the future world, I can be with Elif...

Cough, then what?What happened to the virtual reality test?

25# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Although holographic online games are indeed very popular, but because the holographic online game scenes in the future world are so real that many people can't even distinguish the real world from the virtual world, so players are required to take a specific psychological test when exiting the game~

If you fail the test, you must receive corresponding psychological counseling until you pass the test~

Although there were various problems at the beginning, and even some people could not pass the test, so that they stayed in the game all the time, but now this system is relatively complete~ Basically, everyone can successfully distinguish the two worlds through this test~

26# [Host] Philosopher

Real and unreal; surface and essence

What is the relationship between the two sides of the coin?

What side does a person really possess?

27# [Host] No. 69

...Have philosophers become more and more obsessed recently?

But Silly Baitian is right, anyway, when the player exits the game, if he has not passed this test, he may not be able to distinguish between virtual reality and reality, which would be dangerous

In fact, No. 419, your host really couldn't tell the difference... So what happened?

28# [former host] Internet addiction girl

Ah!Ah!How could it be possible to tell the difference? !

The level of technology in my original era was far from that high - when I woke up, I didn't know why I ran into a holographic online game hundreds of years later!

Then the system appeared inexplicably, telling me that I became the NPC of this game, as long as I complete the various tasks it gave me, I can leave the game

29# [system] No. 419

I was wrong……

Because you become an NPC instead of a player as the host, when you exit the game, there is no default test in the game...

And, and I also forgot about it...

30# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Oh~ and the internet addicted girl still travels through the past~

In other words, she has never received the training that people in the future world have received since childhood~

No wonder she is more difficult to distinguish~

31# [former host] Internet addiction girl

So I stayed in this shitty game for a year

A whole year!I have been staying in this game for a year, living a life of flying around with skills all day long, losing some blood at most when being hacked, and using teleportation circles directly for long-distance movement. How can I adapt immediately after returning to the real world a year later? !

32#【Host】Dead house

Imagine it, it is indeed a bit difficult...

33# [former host] Internet addiction girl

After waking up, I was lying in a room that was probably a hospital, so I planned to go out and see what the future world would be like

I subconsciously opened the window, stepped on the window sill, and looked at the vast sky and jumped—just when I was about to use my skills to fly, I suddenly realized—this is the real world! ! !

...then I've been staring blankly at my poor corpse until now

34# [Host] No. 69

……puff

35#【Host】Dead house

It's really a bit... pitiful hahaha

36# [Host] Philosopher

As long as you have a pair of wings in your heart, you can break the boundaries of the material world and fly freely in the sky

37# [system] No. 419

I... I said I was wrong...

I didn't expect that I wanted to save the host, but it turned out to be the opposite...

38#【Host】Dead house

What kind of help are you?

39# [system] No. 419

Trust me...!

In fact, the host was poisoned and there was no cure, so he was about to die.

However, the host's parents are super rich, so they froze the host, hoping for future medical technology...

40#【Host】Dead house

It's nice to have money

41# [former host] Internet addiction girl

……what?What?

This kind of thing...is this the first time I've heard of it?

42# [system] No. 419

Because the host, you fell into a coma in a dream, and then you were frozen for hundreds of years...

Until the day finally came when you could be unfrozen, you got the cure

But to make sure your brain is functioning perfectly, it's best to do a little more observation

So in order to get the most natural reaction, they decided to connect your consciousness to the online game...

43# [Host] No. 69

Sometimes it's hard for me to understand why this group of people always complicate simple things

44# [former host] Internet addiction girl

……Huh?Huh?is that so?

Is it any wonder I woke up with so many strange threads attached to my body?

Could it be that it is used to connect with my nerves?I just unplugged it?

45# [former host] Silly White Sweet

It might even pull out all your important nerves~

Otherwise, how could you be so nerveless and jump off the building in a foolish way~

46# [system] No. 419

After testing this system, I feel that everything is normal for you... so I let you out

Turns out I completely forgot about the psychological test...

The original intention was to let you leave the hospital healthier, but in the end it cost you your life. I'm really sorry...

47#【Host】Dead house

It seems that this tragedy... really has some inexplicable relationship with the system

48# [Host] No. 69

It definitely has something to do with the guy No. 419!

49# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Although the system of the General Administration is very responsible, it seems that they are not very good at dealing with the aftermath of the task~

In the past, there were fast-traveling hosts who suffered from fast-traveling addiction, but they couldn’t adapt to the original world. They always felt that they would leave that world~

50# [Host] Philosopher

Each of us is traveling in different worlds, changing faces, pretending to have different personalities, as if f

51# [former host] Internet addiction girl

Apologies are useful and what do the police need to do...

52# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Just go back to the game and be a permanent NPC~

53# [Host] No. 69

...Silly Baitian, please stop making trouble!

54# [system] No. 419

I will try my best to apply for a good job, and let the host accumulate enough points to exchange for a good body...

55# [former host] Internet addiction girl

Varied……

Do I have to start all over again!

56# [former host] Silly White Sweet

come on~

57# [Host] No. 69

Maybe it's okay to be reborn directly.

Don’t forget to report to us if there are new developments, let us have fun too... Ahem, let us know about it too

58#【Host】Dead house

... Sure enough, moderate games benefit the brain, while indulging in games hurts the body, honestly don't lie to me!

I'd better go and make love with my Elif

59# [Host] Philosopher

... If my mission cannot be completed, I will jump off the building too! ! !

The author has something to say: ...the result still failed to catch up with the happy April Fool's Day

Seriously, it’s really hard to make up the word count just by dialogue_(:3」∠)_

If you want to rely on the description of the environment, demeanor, action, and environment to make up the word count, you can't do it.

Cough cough, I still try to think of some interesting plots to make up for it...

☆、You can't see me-the host's left-eye version【About how to solve this imminent trouble

1# [former host] village girl

Excuse me, everyone. Excuse me.

Although I have retired from the current host, I still hope that everyone can help answer my questions

2# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Oops~ What imminent trouble have you encountered~?

3#【Front Host】General attack

Oh, you don't have to be so embarrassed

The existence of the message board is to solve the problems of the hosts

Come on, tell me about your troubles?

4#【Host】Three Girls

That's right, we all want to help each other.

5# [former host] village girl

Thank you for your understanding

I'm actually in a life-threatening crisis right now.

6#【Host】Bad girl

...Why did I see such a critical call for help as soon as I opened the post

In the end what happened?

7#【Former·Host】Great Writer

oh? !A life-threatening crisis!What happened?

8# [former host] village girl

Ah, sorry!Wait a mininute

9#【Front Host】General attack

……Um?

10# [former host] village girl

Sorry, a group of people stabbed me with a long wooden warehouse just now, it took me a while to find a new hiding place

11#【Host】Bad girl

Chang Mucang stabs... a group of people? !

12#【Host】Three Girls

Seems like it's really urgent

13#【Former·Host】Great Writer

No, this is quite an emergency situation!

What happened?

14# [former host] village girl

...Okay, I think this position should be quite safe now

As my name suggests, I'm just an ordinary village girl, a commoner everywhere

15# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Village girl, the composure you displayed is not ordinary~

16# [former host] village girl

Our country is ruled by the royal family and the church, so the royal family members and priests have a high status

And the high priest of this session of the church is a man who can almost be called perfect

Long blond hair, blue eyes, an approachable smile, and... well, although his behavior is a little frivolous, this little flaw can't stop people from adoring him crazily

...In fact, I also think that the High Priest is a man who can't help but like him

17#【Former·Host】Great Writer

A handsome high priest, a village girl with a strong personality... Ah!Sounds great!

18#【Front Host】General attack

Stop making sarcastic remarks when someone's life is in danger

Then what?Could it be that the person who assassinated you was sent by the high priest?

19# [former host] village girl

no no no of course not

In fact... our High Priest has a different place

he likes men

20#【Host】Bad girl

what? !

21#【Front Host】General attack

Oh?

22# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Oh ~

23# [former host] Three Girls

Is the village girl a man?

24# [former host] village girl

……no

25#【Former·Host】Great Writer

Does the high priest like men have anything to do with you being hunted down?

26# [former host] village girl

Hey... let's explain some antecedents first.That's right, there were some brutal massacres in our country before, and every place that was massacred left marks of evil spirits, so the high priest personally dispatched to investigate

At this time, the system appeared-in fact, my task is nothing special, just let me act as a guide for the high priest to sense evil spirits

27# [former host] Silly White Sweet

The righteous village girl Radar is on the move~

28# [former host] village girl

As a result, the night when the evil spirit was killed and my task was completed, the high priest actually held my hand and confessed to me

29#【Host】Three Girls

Is the village girl a man?

30# [former host] village girl

……really not

31#【Front Host】General attack

...Don't you high priests like men?

32# [former host] village girl

yeah, i don't understand why

The high priest said that although he has always been only interested in beautiful boys, after going through so much with me, he has...already...uh...

33#【Former · Host】Great God Girl

This... this is true love

34#【Front Host】General attack

Luckily I've always been a gender taker

35# [former host] Silly White Sweet

What are you celebrating~!

36#【Host】Bad girl

...But, I don't understand the reason why the village girl was hunted down more and more.

37# [former host] village girl

...I didn't know that the worshipers of the High Priest were so terrible

38#【Host】Three Girls

admirers?

39# [former host] village girl

I really didn't know that there are so many admirers in China who support the high priest with the first prince, the second prince, the pope, the head of the knight order, and various other men

40#【Former·Host】Great Writer

……oh

I seem to understand...

41# [former host] village girl

I really had no idea there were so many different congregations of worshipers lurking in the dark

It seems that although they are always fighting with each other, since I appeared, they suddenly became united

42# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Oops~ This is not a sensible approach~

43# [former host] village girl

Let's be honest, those priestesses, knights and all kinds of professions are really tricky to put together

By the way, there are also a few strange men mixed in

They seem to be ganging up on me.

44#【Front Host】General attack

Oh……

This is indeed...a bit tricky

45#【Former·Host】Great Writer

Cough... Village girl, you have to believe me, they just lost their heads for a while...

46# [former host] village girl

Oh!

Oops!

47#【Host】Three Girls

Is anyone catching up?

48#【Host】Bad girl

all right? !

49# [former host] village girl

Ah...seems like there is no way out

What should we do now?i'm completely surrounded

50# [former host] Silly White Sweet

At this time, you should quickly shout three times, "The High Priest and the First Prince will push you for life!" and then quickly join them~

51#【Former·Host】Great Writer

Hey!

52# [former host] village girl

If there is no other way, I might actually try it

After all, my life is in their hands now.

……Um?

53#【Front Host】General attack

what happened?

Is there a turnaround?

54# [former host] village girl

Strange...their leaders seem to be arguing

Everyone's attention is taken away from me

Should I take the opportunity to escape?

55#【Host】Three Girls

Go ahead and kill them all

56# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Miss San, don't spread such dangerous ideas~

57#【Host】Bad girl

It might be good to take someone with a higher rank as a prisoner.

58# [former host] village girl

uh...they fought themselves

What's happening here

59#【Front Host】General attack

Could it be that at a critical moment, admirers from different camps are still fighting each other?

60# [former host] village girl

It's not... kind of weird

like someone is protecting me

61# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Isn't that great~

62# [former host] village girl

Hey, more and more people are joining the ranks of defending me... What happened?

63#【Former·Host】Great Writer

Cough cough, I have said that those admirers are not bad people, they just lost their heads for a while

64# [former host] village girl

They seem to be done

Huh? !The leader came over to shake my hand?

Ahhh, I'm really flattered to shake hands with the deputy head of the knight order...

65#【Former·Host】Great Writer

... your focus is wrong

66# [former host] village girl

Uh, the deputy head said to me, "True love is the best. Whether it is a man or a woman, we will respect the choice of the high priest. I am really sorry for being so rude to you before. We just mistakenly thought that the high priest was given by you." Bewitched, but we will bless you in the future."

...It seems that they didn't say anything about respecting my choice?

67#【Host】Three Girls

Congratulations, congratulations

68# [former host] village girl

Although I really want to say that I am not with the high priest, but I feel like I will be killed if I say "I don't want to be with the high priest"... To be honest, their eyes are really shining I am afraid!

Feels like there's no way to say anything other than "Okay, thanks."...

69#【Former·Host】Great Writer

Can you be with such a perfect high priest who is true love for you, do you still have any dissatisfaction!

...I think they must think so

70#【Front Host】General attack

If I were the high priest, I would bribe the deputy head and let her ask you if you would like to be with me forever

Then after you are pressured to agree, just pretend that you just showed up, and then go along with the flow...

71# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Oops~ As expected of a battle-hardened general attack~

72# [former host] village girl

...The deputy head just asked me, "Are you willing to be with the high priest forever, grow old together, and never be separated?"

73#【Host】Bad girl

...won't really want to...

74# [former host] village girl

...Very well, after I nodded, the High Priest appeared in surprise

75#【Former·Host】Great Writer

you people

Wouldn't it be better to be more sincere and less routine!

76#【Front Host】General attack

It seems that the high priest and I should have a common language

77# [former host] village girl

...I'd better go now, since the crisis has been resolved

...Although it seems that new and more difficult problems have been born

Sorry to bother you

78# [former host] Silly White Sweet

be sweet~

79#【Front Host】General attack

congratulations in advance

80#【Host】Bad girl

...I think, I have hope again!

It seems that I am not saved!

I'm going to continue pursuing the male god

81#【Former·Host】Great Writer

Huh?What's wrong with the bad girl

82# [former host] Silly White Sweet

Oh~ come on~

Hmm~ The master writer doesn't understand the world of bad girls, right?

All the men around the bad girl like men, so she is very troubled~

It seems that the high priest's experience gave her hope again~

83#【Host】Bad girl

How can you understand how your elder brother likes men, your deskmate likes men, the male god likes men, and even your father likes men's lives... I once wondered if there are any men in this world who like women!

It doesn't matter, anyway, the male god doesn't have a fixed partner yet, I believe that I can also make him fall in love with women like a village girl!

84#【Host】Three Girls

Hongtu Yuanzhi, you are very promising

85#【Former·Host】Great Writer

......Come on, you can do it

The author has something to say: However, in real life, it is basically impossible to have such stalks as straight bends or bends qwq

I can only be cute in Two-dimensional_(:3